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Minamikawa's "Systema Clinic of the Heart"!
Minamikawa's specialty, "Systema", which makes any pain go to zero!
This time, we will train "Systema of the Heart", which makes mental damage go to zero, for guests who are worried about mental weakness!
When did you use "Systema of the Heart"?
Systema of the Heart
The first person to consult is the talent, Kokoro Toyoshima.
She is weak and can't say anything back to people. What has made her depressed recently?
The director of an information program asked me to introduce goods in more than 20 comments.
I was depressed because I couldn't squeeze out my impressions.
How did you get this question?
I am a reporter in an information program.
So I said, "Are you okay?"
But people kept asking me more and more.
Comments about goods?
Yes.
The atmosphere of the scene became like this.
I felt like "I'm sorry" and became quiet.
Mr. Minamikawa, what do you think about this pattern?
Basically, you don't have to care about what the director of an information program says.
No, I don't think so.
There is a lot of information.
You're holding your own head, so it's okay.
I can't help it. I'm a reporter.
Do you do an information program?
Of course I do.
But I don't trust it.
If you say "This is my opinion," it's okay.
If you say "Do you need it?" it's okay.
But if you say that, I can't say it.
Because you can't use it.
I say you can't use it, but you don't have a right to say that.
But...
I don't have a right.
You have a right.
I'm surprised at how little power you have.
I'm afraid you'll be hated in the staff room.
I don't care about that.
I don't care about it at all.
You consulted with a dangerous person, didn't you?
That's right. I may have made a mistake.
Are you still doing that show?
I'm still doing it.
Are you saying it's dangerous?
The director is doing it properly, isn't he?
The director is kind.
Is kindness kindness?
No matter how strict it is, if it's funny, it's a good director.
If it's kind and I don't think it's funny, it's...
Kindness is funny, isn't it?
In addition, the director's example that you should be careful of in the future from Minamikawa is introduced.
"d" that only comes when you shoot TikTok.
Yes, there is.
There is a stage called TikTok, isn't it?
It's like a TikTok stage.
Normally, there is a director of this show like Mr. Sakuma.
At the moment of shooting, "d" comes out.
At that time, for example, Mr. Sakuma ignored us.
Certainly, it feels like a completely different person.
I'd like you to give me your impressions.
"How was it?" I'd like you to give me your impressions.
I'm told to do the original TikTok video as it is.
It's so funny that I'm dying.
But it's popular on TikTok now, isn't it?
Don't you like it?
We don't know because we don't have such an antenna.
It's better to leave it to such a place.
I don't know what you mean, but do you do it?
It's very popular, isn't it?
It sticks to young people.
"I'm glad you came out with this." I eat it.
This guy really can't be used for daily life.
What's next? "d" asking "how was it compared to "sui dao"
Yes, it's a prank.
When I say something like this, I notice it in the beginning.
"What is it?" "Maybe it's something."
After that, we all worked hard and teamed up.
We all worked together.
After the director finished, we all ate.
"How was it compared to "sui dao"?"
Can you say such a thing?
Of course I say, "I was tricked."
Of course I say it.
Can you say it?
Of course I say it.
You can't say that, can you?
I can say it.
I'm tired.
This is for women who are so absorbed in Hikorohi that they lose sight of everything.
I've never seen this before.
"Isn't there?" "Not much."
There are a lot of them in NHK.
When Hikorohi came out, I thought he was a new entertainer.
I bet everything on Hikorohi.
I bet all of my director life on Hikorohi.
Of course I say it's funny, but of course he's an entertainer.
There are times when it's not funny.
There are times when we all slip.
Hikorohi-san, that idea existed.
That's a lie.
No, I trust you that much.
Isn't it a lie?
No, Hikorohi-san, you shouldn't say that.
No, it slips.
No, it doesn't.
You should say it.
But the director says, "Let's make use of it."
Let's do it ourselves.
So, in your case, how should we deal with the director who asks for your opinion many times?
So, on the contrary, we should make Hikorohi-san feel it.
Hikorohi-san's music is different from Hikorohi- san's.
But Hikorohi-san's music, Saya-san's music, Fukuda-san's music...
What kind of music do you make?
Essay music.
Essay?
Essay music?
Essay? Say it!
Anyway, we make essay music.
Essay music, right?
We make essay music.
That's true.
We make something up.
It's easy to say, "Oh, what should we do?"
After all, female entertainers around that area ignore you for two seconds.
What?
They ignore you for two seconds.
They think about you for a moment.
I see.
In those two seconds, they show you their sense of smell and their attitude as entertainers.
They don't think about you.
They ignore you for two seconds.
But it's a little scary.
It is.
It's not something you should say.
So, shall we give it a try?
Okay, let's get some comments.
Ready, go!
This is the water the celebrity is using.
Okay.
I think that's not enough information.
I'd like your own impression of it.
He's completely angry.
That's not good.
He's in a bad mood.
That's not good.
That's really bad.
I'm surprised.
That's not good.
Show us an example.
That's easy to understand.
Okay, Mr. Miyajima.
This water...
Okay.
This comment...
Okay.
Ready, go!
This water is really good for drinking.
It seems to be quite popular.
It's a great product.
Please buy it.
Okay.
Wait...
It's not funny at all.
Would you like it?
I think you should have one.
Are you okay with it?
I'm okay with it.
No, no, no.
That's not funny at all.
It's not funny at all.
That's enough.
Your eyes.
Look down.
What is this?
Look down.
What is this?
Okay.
We would like you to introduce the product.
Please.
Ready, go!
This water is smooth and easy to drink.
Okay, cut!
It seems to be quite popular.
Yes.
I feel sorry for you.
How are you doing?
Me?
How are you doing?
I do it sometimes.
I see you do it sometimes.
Please give comments about water to the camera.
I would like to drink it because it is for celebrities.
Please cut it.
You don't look well.
Is it true?
You are good.
She is 32 years old and she is a free talent.
Yuina Akashi is mentally ill.
She appeared in a theater like a religious group.
What does it mean?
When I appeared in a theater like a religious group,
when a representative speaker said something,
for example, you sit in a triangle position,
but when that person starts talking, everyone listens like this.
It was a theater like that.
There is a catchphrase.
Hey you guys!
Are you eating in this theater? I don't like it!
When I say it, everyone applauds me.
Wow!
It's like a theater like that.
You've been in a play before, but we don't know much about theater.
Oh, you don't know?
I've been in a play before, of course, so I know about the world of theater.
When that person says it, they become the best.
Their charisma grows on their own.
So every time, every time, everyone wants to hear that person's words.
It's like that.
For example, while being a comedian,
recently, there are people who say they want to be in an idol play.
Well, if you're a comedian, you might not know this, but there's a person named Mooton Ito.
Oh, there is?
There is. There's a person named Mooton Ito.
He's amazing. Like, "Mr. Ito!"
"If you can't do it, please!" Like that.
He's not a finalist,
and he doesn't have a job, either.
Theater is different.
You have that talent, but you don't have that in theater.
No, and like, in comedy shows and stuff like that,
you're played around like crazy,
and all the comedians play you like you're a passenger.
And you're accepted, but there's one thing you're not accepted for.
And that's that there's an actor in theater.
I see.
And the actor is already confused.
I'm the actor! I'm the actor!
He's already being played around like that.
That's funny.
Furthermore, what is the human form of theater that Minamikawa has experienced for himself?
Once you're in theater, you can fall in love all you want.
Is that so?
It's youth.
You practice, and you go out for drinks after practice,
and you make something happen, and you're happy about it.
That's what youth is all about.
We were in a theater with Nishiori-san of Machine Guns,
and Nishiori-san was in love on the first day.
That's early.
That was early.
Was it like that?
There were certainly many people in love.
It's prejudice, but there are many places like that.
This is not prejudice. It's a statistic.
Even if it's a drama, it's a sex joke.
Where did you get the statistics?
It's really a sex joke.
It's prejudice.
No, it's not prejudice. It's a statistic.
Where did you get the statistics?
I've seen it. I've seen it in a drama.
That's only in dramas, isn't it?
No, I've heard it most of the time.
I'm definitely having sex.
I'm having sex.
That's not a mistake.
If you want to have sex, you should go to a drama.
It's a custom of rich people to go out for a drink every time.
Even when you go out for a drink...
I go out for a drink every time and it's already started.
It's a feud.
I don't have money, but I go out for a drink.
I don't have money, but I really do.
You really go out for a drink every time?
I go out for a drink every time.
I don't have money, but I really do.
That's where it all started.
You don't have sex parties.
It's not a world party.
Why do you have sex parties?
You've never been to one, right?
I have.
You have?
Of course I have.
I have.
I have sex parties for the first hour of the show.
I might have sex parties, but it's just a show.
Once I enter the door, I have sex right away.
When you go to the park, do you think everyone is doing it?
Of course we do.
What about long rounds?
What about one minute?
Long rounds?
That's ridiculous.
But you've been doing long shows, right?
I have.
I've done it.
What do you think?
I agree with you.
You agree, right?
You miss your last train.
You miss it.
Why do you miss it?
You miss it.
I don't know why.
You like it, right?
If you were doing it right, you'd be more popular.
You're not popular.
You miss it.
You're popular if you're good-looking or not.
You're popular.
It's not about your face.
It's because you're talented, right?
It's not about your face.
It's because you're talented, you're popular.
It's all about intelligence.
Intelligence.
Intelligence?
When I say, "Try it out,"
Do it like this,
What's your emotion like?
It's like this.
Is it fun?
As I keep asking questions,
what I say to them doesn't make sense.
It doesn't make sense.
It lasts for five or six hours.
It happens every day.
Even if it's not a big deal?
Even if it's not a big deal.
Can you do it well?
Not at all.
Even if it's not a big deal, you can be a director, right?
I can do whatever I want to be a director.
That's not true.
You can't.
Of course, there are people who can do it well.
Most of them can do it well.
There are fewer people who can do it well.
How good is it to be a good director?
Did you get the statistics?
It's 30%.
Is it 30% if you do it well?
It's 30% if you do it well.
So, this is how you deal with bad directors.
It's like Anzai-san's character in "Tunnels".
Anyone can do it.
He's amazing.
He's definitely the lightest.
Like Anzai-san.
When I didn't want to do it, I'd say "Who said you couldn't do it?!"
Who said you couldn't do it?!
When Taka-san laughs, I just laugh.
When I see Taka-san's face and laugh, I laugh.
Who said you couldn't do it?!
I laugh when I don't laugh.
You don't have any talent like Anzai-san.
You don't have any talent.
It's amazing how good you are.
You don't have any talent, but you're getting better and better.
Can I say that?
You're amazing.
You're good at communicating.
You have a lot of talent.
You have a lot of skills.
When I went to Anzai-san's mission location, I didn't have much time to wait.
I was very angry.
You have a lot of talent.
You just laughed for 15 seconds.
Who said you couldn't do it?!
I'm sick of it! I'm sick of it!
I'm sick of acting!
But acting is really easy to do.
It's really easy and fun.
Of course.
So you want to be Anderson?
I want to be Anderson.
You want to be Norino?
Yes, I want to be Norino.
Anderson!
You can't do it!
You can't do it, Anderson!
Look at Daigo!
He's doing it!
You can't do it, Anderson!
Do you have any tips for doing it?
First of all...
Look up.
Look up and do it like this.
That's why you can't do it!
Like this.
That's why you can't do it!
Yes, like that.
Do you do it as a director?
Yes, I do.
It's pretty crazy.
It's crazy, isn't it?
It's pretty crazy.
I think you should say it like that.
I see.
Should we try it, Anzai-san?
Anzai-san, you do it.
Toyoshima-san, you should do it like Anzai-san.
Yes, you should do it like Anzai-san.
Anzai-san, you can say whatever you like.
It's really good.
Will they be able to become Anzai-san and capture a crazy director played by Ogi?
How was it today?
It was the best!
What?
Yes, it was the best!
What do you mean?
It was like "Ogi-san's word is absolute!"
I thought it was really the best!
Oh, really?
Yes!
By the way, do you want to go to Nomi-i?
Yes, please let me go with you!
You haven't joined us yet, so you can go with us.
Yes, thank you!
Did you get paid yesterday?
Yes, I got paid yesterday.
Then, with your money, let's go to Nomi-i.
What are you waiting for?
Don't make me do it.
Let me do it.
It's fine.
You don't have any lines in your play.
How is it?
I'm sick of it.
I'm sick of it. It's too long.
I'm sorry.
She is strong.
Why don't we have a meeting about your lines?
Do you want me to do it?
Yes.
We have been waiting for you for a long time.
I'm sorry.
Why don't you do it today?
I'm not waiting for you.
She is waiting for you.
I'm sorry.
You are going to do it.
Yes.
I haven't been asked about it, but may I be asked about it once?
You may be asked about it.
Are you trying to brainwash me?
I'm sorry.
Next episode is about Zoffy Ueda's report.
Will you go out with me someday?
Zoffy Ueda's marriage and his trip to the U.S.
All of them will try hot jokes even in the U.S.
Don't go to the U.S.
Making of "Entertainer Singing Along" aired on New Year's Day will be streamed on TVER.
"Entertainer Singing Along" will also be streamed. Please enjoy!
I'll teach you how to sing.
"Entertainer Singing Along" will be streamed on TVER.
How do you feel about being on today's show?
I've learned a lot and I'll do my best from now on!
That's a little hard. Can you say it a little softer?
Okay.
It's just that the air is really bad.