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"Neta-girish Night" is a competition where talented entertainers compete for the right amount of erotic content!
"Neta-girish Night"!
This is the twelfth competition where talented entertainers compete for the right amount of erotic content!
Last time, Yadan drew a distorted triangular shape that contained a lot of erotic words, and won with a beautiful voice!
This time, our contestants are these four talented entertainers!
Oda Ueda, you like erotic content, don't you?
Yes, I do! I've won "the W" before, but "w" is also a race where "omata" is important, so...
"Omata" is important in a show race?
I don't know what you're talking about! I don't know what you're talking about!
Say it again!
I don't know what you're talking about! I'm saying "ga"!
I don't know what you're talking about!
Say it again!
I don't know what you're talking about!
"W" is also a show race where "omata" is important, so...
I can hear you!
I don't know what you're talking about!
I really don't know what you're talking about!
What are you talking about?
I don't know what you're talking about!
The judges are these three!
Let's see how erotic the show is!
If you had erotic knowledge like that, wouldn't you be attracted to it?
Erotic knowledge...
I don't want to destroy the air in public, so I can't say "it doesn't feel good".
I see.
At that time, I usually say "it's ticklish".
What!?
What's going on!?
I've always thought it was erotic!
It's not erotic!
That's amazing!
I totally understand!
What's going on!?
You're not being polite, are you!?
It's totally erotic!
How about you, Morii-san?
I've been an idol for a long time, so I haven't been in public.
Men usually pat women on the head, don't they?
Yes, they do.
But I'm not happy about it.
Wait a minute!
What!?
What's wrong with you!?
What's going on!?
She's a rock star!
But I really like comedy, and I often go to theaters.
What!?
Isn't there something like that?
I saw "Love Letters" the other day.
It was just before "King of Conte" at a theater.
That's great!
It was fun!
When I saw "Love Letters", I thought you were adjusting the story.
Top Matter is Oda Ue, who draws a unique world view.
She's good at contes and erotic contes.
Tonight, Oda Ue will charm men with her erotic contes!
Thank you!
In the countryside, you can only see mountains and go to the sea!
I came to the sea, but there is nothing!
I hear something!
A car!
A black van is shaking violently!
In the countryside, a car is shaking violently!
This must be car sex!
It's car sex! It's car sex! It's car sex!
I thought it was car sex, but it was a whale!
I wanted to see car sex, but it was a rare opportunity!
I hear something again!
But it's...
An idol!
Oh, crap! Let's take it easy!
Calm down!
Calm down and let's take it easy!
Oh, I knew it! It was Shizura!
I knew it! It was Shizura!
I sprayed salt!
It's not that kind of salt!
I want to see it! It's not that kind of salt!
Happoushi, you did a terrible thing!
Happoushi...
Um... I'm sorry!
Yes!
Are you going to have car sex with me?!
No, I'm not!
I'm not going to say that to a stranger!
I'm sorry! I'm confused!
No, I'm dressed like this...
Usually, I'm a whale researcher.
I investigate whales in various places.
Unfortunately, I rarely meet whales.
I only encounter them at car sex sites.
It's the other way around!
It's the other way around from me!
Really?
Yes!
Thank you so much!
You're such a nice person!
I thought you were a bad person because you've been walking around for such a long time!
You were such a nice person!
But...
This is...
A whale's howl!
Yes!
I'm sure of it!
Yes!
I'm sure of it!
Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho!
This is Kano!
Ho! Ho! Ho! Sex!
Good!
You're really good at this Woodblock!
No!
You're not the bestplayer of all, are you?!
He's not!
Don't you know what I said in the beginning?
I didn't hear the title in the beginning.
Say it again.
I heard it.
I said it properly.
Please say it.
Oda Ueda descends.
In the countryside, there are only mountains and scenery, but there are only sea urchins.
Sea urchins.
Haruna, how was it?
When cars are shaking in the countryside, I know what you are thinking.
I am from Tochigi Prefecture.
I see.
How about you, Fujita?
I am also from Fuchie Prefecture.
Fuchie Prefecture also has sea urchins.
That's right.
Fuchie Prefecture also has sea urchins.
That's right.
How about you, judge?
Recently, the script is well established.
That's right.
In a sense, there is some kind of syntax, but I think it is important for me to evaluate it with this.
That's right.
Next is a combination of contests and show races.
LOVE LETTERS
A combination of technicians who have done too many contests will entertain you with laughter techniques.
LOVE LETTERS
Thank you for inviting me. I'm Marika.
Nice to meet you.
What kind of play do you want today?
You can combine either "s" or "m".
Wait a minute.
This flower...
Did you see my "shaminiki"?
Wow, I'm happy. Thank you very much.
What kind of flower is this?
"Paprika".
"Paprika"?
"Paprika" is a flower.
I'm happy.
It will be a wonderful birthday. Thank you very much.
Then...
You're quick-tempered.
Then I'll do my best today.
Yes.
Then...
Please put that flower in my anus.
In my anus.
Anus?
Yes.
Please think of it as an unskilled first-come, first- served manner.
First-come, first-served manner?
What do you mean?
Wait a minute.
I want to see your face.
Wait a minute.
I'm sorry.
Wait a minute.
There's a window in the middle of my pants.
I'll stab you from there.
Window?
I'll stab you from there.
Is it okay?
I'm sorry.
I'll stab you.
Yes.
Is it okay?
I'm sorry. Thank you very much.
I'm sorry.
Yes.
Is it okay?
I'm sorry.
Is it okay?
I'm sorry.
Can you take out the magazines from your bag?
Yes!
Take out the magazines in your bag!
Yes!
Okay!
Graduation letter?!
Then read it!
Wait a minute!
Let me read it!
What is this?!
I'll play you a song, so let me read it!
Wait a minute!
Are you ready?!
Yes!
Elton John!
Wait!
My dream in the future...
Six years and three groups...
Crossing the Tsukamoto River...
My dream in the future...
Is to become a great police officer!
I want to be like a hero of justice that everyone likes!
I want to be strong and kind like the Avengers!
I want to be like that existence!
But for that purpose...
I won't hate it!
I want to be able to eat...
Even paprika, which I hate!
What is this?!
Wait!
Crossing the Tsukamoto River?
Wada Elementary School?!
Wait!
It's been a while...
Yuri Ito!
I finally met you!
I've always...
Liked you!
Happy...
Birthday!
U-um... It's nothing suspicious!
S-see?!
My dream is coming true!
It was a good contest.
It's the best.
Is it for this contest?
Yes, it is.
Are you sure?
I think it's amazing.
I was thinking about it.
It was about 10 minutes, so I shortened it to 3 minutes.
I can watch it for 10 minutes.
Are you sure?
I think Mori has a strong stimulus.
Yes, it was too much.
But the quality of the contest is good.
That's what I'm looking for.
I think Mori has a strong stimulus.
I think so, too.
Next is "KAIKI YES! DONGRI RPG"!
It's a competition between three gaggers.
It's a triple play of "denkousekka" in Japanese version.
Gaggers dance wildly.
It's "KAIKI YES! DONGRI RPG"!
Let's go!
Ouch!
There is a lot of money in it.
It's a ridiculous amount of money.
Player change! Player change!
NAMAYATSUHASHI
WITH
NAMANAKADASHI
Player change! Player change!
MAGIC MIRAIGO
JARI MITI TOSUNYU
Player change! Player change!
Player change!
DAIBUTSU-SAMA
KONDOMU-NO-USSA-NI
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KAMINUMA-EMICO" KAMINUMA-EMICO" "KAMINUMA-EMICO" "
KAMONKOP
Player change! Player change! Player change! Player change!
Ha ha ha ha!
You're a f****** Tommy Owens!
Player change! Player change! Player change! Player change!
Oh, I don't have a gag anymore!
What? Why don't you have a gag?!
Oh, wait!
T!
K!
Thank you!
Good job!
Thank you!
By the way, Mori-san was pretty good.
Out of all of them, was there one that you thought was safe?
Oh, Daibutsu!
Daibutsu Kondomu?
But I didn't get the abs one.
Is that no good?
Yeah, it's too heavy...
Oh, I'm scared!
I'm scared!
Next up is Mutsuri duo that loves comedy and comedy, Warafuji & Naruo!
Comedy and comedy, both of them are first-class!
It's hard not to go with them, Sundome duo, Warafuji & Naruo!
Oh, chief!
Oh, Fujiwara, good work!
I heard! You had a baby!
Oh, you heard?
Congratulations!
Thank you, thank you!
Wow...
Well, it's a healthy boy.
Oh, gender-wise?
Yes, yes, yes.
Huh?
Huh? How many girls are there now?
Well, now...
This is the second one.
Oh, number-wise?
Yes, yes, yes.
Oh, so girls are up there?
Yes, girls.
Oh, gender-wise?
Yes.
How old are girls now?
Girls are now five years old.
Their age?
Yes, yes, yes.
Oh, that's old!
No, it's not.
But they're five years old now.
Yes, yes.
They were so happy that they had a little brother.
Yes, yes, yes.
Yesterday, I was looking at my little brother's face all day long.
Oh, you mean the top of his head?
Yes.
Oh, you were looking at his face?
Yes, yes, yes.
Were you looking at him with your eyes?
Yes, I was.
Were you looking at him with your eyes closed?
Yes, I think so.
Oh, you're so cute!
You're so cute!
You were looking at him with both eyes?
Shut up, you bastard!
Why do you keep asking unnecessary questions?
No, no, no.
What's wrong with you all of a sudden?
It's not all of a sudden.
It's like hay fever.
The questions that I don't need are piled up and now they're overflowing in me.
No, no, no.
But I'm just asking to make sure.
No, no, no.
There are too many confirmations.
Is it the number of times?
The number of times! That's it!
That's it!
Stop it!
It's like I'm being fished out of me.
Your nerves?
My nerves!
Fished out of me!
I'm sorry.
But I'm glad you were born as a man.
Well, well, well.
The first one was like that, too.
He was safe and sound.
And he was healthy with his mother.
Do you have a picture of your baby?
You want me to look at it?
Can I look at it?
Look at it. It's so cute.
Look.
Wow, it's so cute!
Right?
Is that a baby?
You're a baby, aren't you?
What were you looking at and saying "it's so cute"?
Was it born from your wife?
What did you say?
The baby.
Was it born from your wife?
What kind of question is that?!
Isn't that too rude?!
What?!
That's rude!
Of course it's from your wife!
I'm just asking for confirmation.
You don't need confirmation!
Of course it's from your wife!
Did you have sex?
Are you drinking alcohol?!
Since noon?
Did you have sex with your wife?
You don't have to say that!
You know that, don't you?!
I'm just asking for confirmation.
I don't want to say it!
This is my office!
Everyone's here!
I don't want to say it!
You didn't have sex?
You don't have to say it!
Did you have sex?!
Shut up!
Did you have sex with your wife?!
Did you have sex with her?!
What's with you?!
Did you have sex with her?!
I had sex with my wife!
Is it true?
It's true!
Didn't you have a picture of it?
Of course I did!
Why do I have to show you a picture of me with my wife?!
I won't show you even if I did!
So you had sex and moved?
I moved!
I moved a lot!
Before and after?
Before and after!
It's not up and down!
Do you know why?!
It's because if it's up and down, it comes out!
Is it because of the penis?
It's because of the penis!
The penis comes out!
Is it because of the penis attached to the cranium?
Is there a penis inside the cranium?!
It's because of the penis!
Show me your penis!
Or look at mine now!
Look at my penis!
The president is calling you.
What?
Is it a promotion?
I'll fire you!
I thought you were going to say something serious.
How was it, Aruta-san?
I might have wanted you to say it at the end.
You wanted me to say it?
Yes.
You wanted me to say it?
It was a bit light-hearted, so at the end...
But even if you say it, it's still light-hearted.
It's not light-hearted!
You're like an old man!
I'm not like an old man!
The winner of the 12th Netageelish Night is...
Rakuretters!
It's my first time. I tried four times and it didn't work at all, but this time I did it in one go and I'm so happy!
I'm so happy! I'm really happy!
Can you take a video of Long Virgin and send it to me on LINE?
LINE? It's a private message!
Next time, Minamikawa will teach Kiyohara how to train his mentality.
All right!
What are you doing?
Don't make me wait!
Let me talk! Let me talk!
You talked to a crazy person, didn't you?
Minamikawa Bushi will explode!
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When I was watching "TANK ME" I was like, "Is it okay for us to do this?"
Everyone was so erotic.
The story was...
But it was okay, right?
It was good.