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"Neta Girish Night" is a competition where talented entertainers compete for the right amount of erotic content!
"Neta Girish Night"!
This is the twelfth competition where talented entertainers compete for the right amount of erotic content!
Last time, Yadan drew a distorted triangle shape with a lot of erotic words and won with a "beauty".
This time, we will enter with this talented entertainer, Ruby!
You like erotic content, don't you?
Yes, I do. I won "the W" competition, but "w" is also an important noun.
An important noun?
I don't know what you're talking about!
Say it again!
I don't know what you're talking about!
Say "ga"!
I don't know what you're talking about!
Say it again!
I don't know what you're talking about!
You don't know, do you?
"w" is an important noun.
I can hear you!
I don't know what you're talking about!
What are you talking about?
I don't know what you're talking about!
Judges are these three people.
Let's see how erotic the content is!
If you have any erotic knowledge you'd like to share with us...
- Erotic knowledge... - Right?
- When I'm walking... - When you're walking...
I don't want to ruin the atmosphere, so I can't say, "That doesn't feel good."
- Oh, I see. - I see.
When that happens, I usually say, "Mm, it tickles."
- Huh?! - Huh?!
- I thought you'd say, "That doesn't feel good." - Huh?!
- That's not erotic! - Huh?!
- I totally understand you! - Huh?!
- What's up with you?! - Huh?!
- I thought you'd say, "That doesn't feel good." - Huh?!
- What about you, Mori? - I've always been an idol...
- I've never been openly touched... - But you can be here.
- Um... men often pat women on the head... - Yeah.
- That doesn't feel good... - Huh?!
- Wait a minute! - Huh?!
- Why are you laughing?! - Huh?!
- Why?! - Why?!
- She's a rapper! - A rapper!
- But I really like comedy and go to theaters often. - Huh?!
- You've seen it before, right? - Oh, Love Letters, the other day...
- Huh?! - Huh?!
- "King of Contents" was a little while ago... - Oh!
- ...at a theater. - Oh!
- I'm happy! - It was fun!
- I saw Love Letters and asked, "How was it?"
- And he said, "I was adjusting the story."
- Oh! - Oh!
- Top Matter is Oda Ueda, who draws a unique world view!
- Oda Ueda is good at comedy and comedy!
- Tonight, he's charming men with his erotic comedy!
Conte! In the countryside, you can only see mountains, but you can only go to the sea!
In the countryside, you can only see mountains, but you can only go to the sea!
I went to the sea, but there's nothing there!
Huh?
I hear something!
A car!
A black van is shaking violently!
A car is shaking in the countryside!
This...
This must be car sex!
Car sex! Car sex! Car sex! Car sex!
Wow, I thought it was car sex, but it was a whale!
I thought it was car sex, but it was a whale!
I wanted to see car sex!
I wanted to see it!
But anyway…
Well, it seems that…
Well, I do bad things because I'm an idol!
I do car sex!
Let me see you slowly…
Okay, good.
Calm down.
Let me see you slowly.
Ah!
No, you did too toothsome!
What's wrong?
Wow! I knew it! I knew it! I knew it!
I sprayed salt!
It wasn't that kind of salt!
Happoushi, you did a shameless thing.
Happoushi.
Excuse me.
Yes?
Are you going to have car sex with me?
No, I'm not.
You shouldn't say that to a stranger.
Excuse me, you're confusing me.
No, I'm dressed like this.
I usually work as a whale researcher.
I'm researching whales in various seas.
Unfortunately, I don't get to meet many whales.
I always run into them at car sex sites.
It's the opposite!
It's the opposite of me!
If you stay here, you can see the whale!
Really?!
Thank you! You're such a nice person!
I thought you were crazy because you were waving your long tongue!
But you're such a nice person!
But...
This is...
The whaling of the whale!
I did it! I can do it for sure!
It was sex!
Thank you very much!
It was good, wasn't it?
No...
You're not a top-batter, are you?
And I didn't know what to say at first!
You didn't know what to say at first!
Say it again!
I heard you! I said it properly!
I said it properly!
Please!
When you go on the road, you see mountains in the countryside but only the sea!
Please wave your tongue!
Ms. Haruno, how was it?
When cars are shaking in the countryside, you can feel what's happening.
I'm from Tochigi Prefecture...
What about you, Ms. Fujita?
I'm from Fujii, too...
Fujii is also a city of high sexes, aren't they...?
Yes, they are!
For example, the president of the middle school.
The president of the middle school?
That's right.
How about you, Mr. Judge?
These days, the script is well established, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
In that sense, there is some context, but I think it is important for me to evaluate it with this.
That's right.
The level of the judge is too high.
Next is a combination of contests and show races.
LOVE LETTERS
"LOVE LETTERS" is a combination of technicians who overdo contests and make people happy with laughter techniques.
Thank you for inviting me. I'm Marika.
Nice to meet you.
What kind of play do you want today?
You can combine either "s" or "m".
Wait a minute.
This flower...
Did you see my "shaminiki"?
Wow, I'm so happy! Thank you!
What kind of flower is this?
Paprika.
Paprika?!
There's a flower called "paprika"?!
I'm so happy!
It's going to be the best birthday ever! Thank you!
Well, then...
You're quick-tempered!
I'll do my best today.
Yes!
Well, then...
Please put that flower on my anus.
On my anus!
Yes!
Please think of it as an unskilled first-come, first- served manner.
First-come, first-served manner?!
What do you mean?!
Wait a minute.
I want to see your face, so...
Wait a minute!
Excuse me!
There's a window in the middle of my pants.
I'll stab you from there.
A window?!
I made it.
Is it okay?!
I'm sorry!
I'll stab you!
Is it okay?!
I'm sorry! Thank you!
I'm sorry!
A-are you okay?!
I'm sorry! Thank you!
Let me see your bag!
Yes!
Let me see what's in your bag!
Yes! Yes!
What's in your bag?
Yes!
Oh!
Graduation letter?!
Then read it!
Wait!
Let me read it!
What is this?!
Wait!
I'll play you a song, so let me read it!
Wait!
Are you ready?!
Yes!
Let's go!
Yes!
Wait!
Elton John?!
Wait!
Um...
My dream in the future...
Six years and three teams...
Crossing the Tsukamoto River...
My dream in the future...
Is to become a great police officer!
I want to be like a hero of justice that everyone likes!
I want to be strong and kind like the Avengers!
I want to be like that existence!
But for that purpose...
I won't dislike it!
Even paprika, which I hate so much...
I want to be able to eat it!
Hey, what kind of combo is this?!
Hey!
Wait!
Crossing the Tsukamoto River?
Wada Elementary School?!
Hey!
It's been a while...
Yuri Ito.
Yay!
We finally met.
I've...
Always liked you.
Happy...
Birthday.
Yay!
U-Um... It's...
It's nothing suspicious!
S-See?
My dream is coming true!
U-Um... It's...
That was a good contest.
It was awesome.
Is it for this contest?
Yes, it is.
Are you sure?
I think it's amazing.
I was thinking about it.
It was about 10 minutes, so I shortened it to 3 minutes.
I can watch it for 10 minutes.
Are you sure?
I think Mori has a strong stimulus.
Yes, it was too much.
But the quality of the contest is...
Yes, that's what I'm looking for.
I think it's amazing.
Next up is "Gaggers' Hot-Blooded Battle,"
Kaiki Yes! Donguri RPG!
Triple play of electronic music and music effects,
Gaggers' hot-blooded battle,
Kaiki Yes! Donguri RPG!
Player change!
Nama Yatsuhashi, Wiz Nakanakadashi!
Player change! Player change! Player change!
The Magic Mirror enters the gravel road.
Player change! Player change! Player change!
Great Buddha!
Because of the thinness of the condom...
I was surprised!
Player change! Player change! Player change! Player change!
Bambabam! Go, Well and Good!
If you cross the opponent's legs, it gets tough!
Player change! Player change! Player change! Player change!
I've had Emiko Kaminuma do a fellatio.
It hurt a lot when I hit my teeth.
Even when I said, "Mr. Kaminuma, it might hurt a little,"
Emiko Kaminuma said, "I'm doing it seriously, too!"
Player change! Player change! Player change!
Bambabam! Bambabam! Go, Well and Good!
Player change! Player change! Player change! Player change!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
I'm the star, Tommy O'Hale!
Player change! Player change! Player change!
Oh, I don't have a gag anymore!
Why don't you have a gag?!
Oh, wait!
T...e...k...o...k...i...
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
Thank you very much!
By the way, Mr. Mori drew a lot of cards.
Out of all the cards you drew, was there one that you thought was safe?
Oh, Buddha's...
Buddha's condom?!
But I didn't get any of Buddha's abs.
Is that no good?
W...well, it's too heavy...
Oh, I'm scared! I'm scared!
I'm scared! I'm scared!
I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm scared!
Next up is...
Mutsuri duo that loves comedy and comedy, Warafuji & Naruo!
Comedy and comedy, both of them are first-class!
A few-second duo that doesn't seem like it, Warafuji & Naruo!
Warafuji & Naruo
Oh, boss!
Oh, Fujiwara, good work!
I heard you! You had a baby?
Oh, you heard?
Congratulations!
Thank you, thank you!
Wow...
It's a healthy boy.
Oh, gender-wise?
That's right, that's right.
Huh?
Huh? How many girls are there now?
Well, now...
This is the second one.
Oh, number of people?
That's right, that's right.
Oh, so girls are up there?
That's right, girls.
Oh, gender-wise?
Yeah.
How old are girls now?
Girls are five years old now.
Their age?
Yeah, that's right, that's right.
Oh, gender-wise?
No, that's right.
But they're five years old now.
Yeah, yeah.
They were so happy about having a little brother.
That's right.
I mean, yesterday, I was looking at my little brother's face all day.
Oh, you were looking up?
Yeah.
Oh, you were looking at his face?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Were you looking at him with your eyes?
Yeah, I guess.
Were you looking at him with your eyes closed?
Yeah, I guess.
Oh, you're so cute!
You're so cute!
You were looking at him with both eyes?
Shut up, you bastard!
Why do you keep asking unnecessary questions?
No, no, no.
What's wrong with you all of a sudden?
It's not all of a sudden.
It's like hay fever.
The questions that I don't need are piled up and now they're overflowing in me.
No, no, no.
But I'm just asking to make sure.
No, no, no.
There's too much confirmation.
The number of times?
That's it!
Stop it!
It's like you're fishing me out.
Your nerves?
My nerves!
Fish me out!
I'm sorry.
But I'm glad you were born as a man.
Well, well, well.
The first one was like that, too.
Well, well, it was safe and sound.
And both mothers and children were healthy.
Do you have a picture of a baby?
You want me to look at it?
Oh, you want me to look at it?
Look at it. It's so cute.
Look.
Wow, it's so cute!
Right?
Is that a baby?
You're a baby, aren't you?
What were you looking at and saying "it's so cute"?
Was it born from your wife?
What did you say?
The baby.
Was it born from your wife?
What kind of question is that?
Isn't it too rude?
What?
It's rude.
Of course it was born from your wife.
I'm just asking for confirmation.
You don't need confirmation.
Of course it was born from your wife.
Did you have sex?
Are you drinking alcohol?
Since noon?
Did you have sex with your wife?
You don't have to say that.
You know that, don't you?
I'm just asking for confirmation.
I don't want to say it.
This is my office.
Everyone's here.
I don't want to say it.
You didn't have sex?
You don't have to say it.
I didn't have sex.
You did, shut up!
I had sex with my wife!
Did you have sex?
What's with you?
Did you have sex?
I did!
I had sex with my wife!
Is it true?
It's true!
Don't you have a picture of it?
Of course I do!
I have to show you a picture of me having sex with my wife.
Even if I have one, I won't show you.
So you had sex and moved?
I moved!
I moved a lot!
Before and after?
Before and after!
It's not up and down. Do you know why?
It's because if it's up and down, it comes out!
Is it because of the penis?
It's because of the penis!
The penis comes out!
Is it because of the penis attached to the cranium?
Is there a penis inside the cranium?
It's because of the penis!
The penis must be here!
Show me your penis!
Or look at my penis now!
Look at my penis!
The president is calling you.
Is it a promotion?
I'll fire you!
How was it, Arata-san?
I wanted him to show me his penis.
You wanted him to show you his penis?
I wanted him to show you his penis.
It was a little too light.
At the end of the show...
It's still light even if he shows you his penis.
It's not light!
The winner of the 12th Netageelish Night is...
It's my first time.
I tried four times and it didn't work, but this time I did it in one go.
I'm really happy.
Can you take a video of me and send it to me on LINE?
It's hard to send it to you on LINE.
Next time, Minamikawa will teach Kioada's mentality.
Who are you?
Don't make me wait.
Let me talk.
You talked to a crazy person.
Minamikawa Bushi will explode.
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When I was watching "TANKMIU", I wondered if we could do it.
Everyone was too erotic.
It was erotic.