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Goto!
Goto Team! Comedian Magiuta Championship!
Magiuta is back after 4 years!
This year's Magiuta is...
Goukashin and Hachikumi have put together a new song!
Leader Himuko is back!
In addition to regular members who have been making Magiuta for 16 years...
Bakarizumu!
Get Goto!
Araichi Iwai!
In addition, Party-chan is participating for the first time!
Fantasy is exploding in the theater industry!
And starting this year...
Milk is back!
Back!
I'm a little happy!
If you laugh, you'll be finished playing the song!
The song that became a hot topic among the judges is...
Toyomoto-chan's acting is good!
Masato Sakai, Takako Matsu...
Everyone praises Toyomoto!
Isn't it weird for Toyomoto-chan to be massacred?
You don't know?
I don't know what happened to him.
You don't know?
Toyomoto-chan, you're not going to tell us?
No, I'll tell you!
You're not going to tell us?
Tell us what happened!
Toyomoto-chan was playing with a woman.
Toyomoto-chan licked Toyomoto-chan's butt.
The song starts now!
You can still do it!
The top batter is Maguito's leader, Himuko!
What kind of concept is this?
A good show is all about originality.
That's what I want to cherish, so I don't want anything else.
I see!
You don't want anything else because you're a legal person.
That's right!
I don't want anything else because I'm a legal person.
Hey, who's a legal person?
Of course!
Who's a legal person? Of course!
Well, I am a legal person.
A legal person...
What about dieting?
Yes, I'm still on a diet.
But you don't look thin at all.
That's right. Himuko's body shape is chubby and chubby and chubby.
You idiot!
But recently, I've been watching Nakayama Muscle Man's YouTube channel.
You know why I've lost weight, don't you?
No, I don't know why you've lost weight.
Hey, hey, you just said it!
Hey, Himuko, you just said it!
Hey, Himuko!
Are you thin?
Or are you not thin?
Which one is it?!
Hmm... I don't know!
No, you're not thin.
I'm not thin!
I don't know!
No, you're not thin.
It's not good for your muscles.
Are you not going to do the impersonation of Shia Kira Kobayashi this time?
No, I'm not here every year to impersonate Shia Kira Kobayashi.
I do it every year!
Hey, hey, you just said it!
Hey, Himuko!
Shia Kira Kobayashi...
Are you going to do it?
Or are you not going to do it?!
Which one is it?!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Himiko said it!
Are you going to do it?! Or are you not going to do it?!
Which one is it?! Or are you not going to do it?!
It came out in the middle!
Please announce the theme of this song.
"Thank you very much".
It's "thank you".
"Thank you"?
Yes. The title is one letter of the alphabet. "s".
"s"?
"s" always stays close to me.
"s" comes close to me very warmly and sometimes very coldly.
So I wrote this song with gratitude for "s".
A new song "s" was made with gratitude for the weather.
What kind of song is it?
From now on, judges will drink milk.
Banana Man, Himura Yuki's song "s". Here you go.
Yes, "s" has been with me for a long time.
But I didn't realize "s"'s importance.
But I was able to realize it.
"s"'s greatness. "s"'s importance.
That's why I'm singing about "s" today.
The most important thing for me now is...
the sauna.
Let's get ready for the sauna!
Taki-machi-ashi-biccho!
Biccho! Biccho!
Let's get ready for the sauna!
Yes, we're ready!
"s"'s greatness, you know?
It's easy, it's stress reduction, it's losing weight.
Look at my body, I'm bouncy, bouncey, bouncey, bouncey bouncey!
I'm a dumbass!
Do you taste like sauna?
Can you lose weight? Can you not lose weight?!
Which is it?! I don't know!
Taki-machi-ashi-biccho!
After sauna, it's beer and thinly sliced 정도로!
Probably, I'm a bit disappointed.
What is "taki"!?
Plus, I'm feeling good, so 한번 "s"kajo!
Anyway, it's awesome! Sauna is awesome!
But there's one thing you can't afford in a sauna like that.
When I go to a sauna, all the other guests look at my dick!
Sauna, na-na, let's not get involved
Don't look at Himeko's short-lived dick
Sauna, na-na, let's not get involved
Don't look at Himeko's short-lived dick
Sauna, na-na, let's not get involved
When you go into the water after the sauna, your dick is done
Relax in the middle of it, and your dick is done
When you go into the water, your dick is done
When you go into the water after the sauna, your dick is done
Don't look at Kimiko's men's dick
Don't look at Kimiko's women's dick
Don't look at it!
I looked at your dick!
Don't look at it!
I think you should have said "s"
You don't say "s" about a sauna, do you?
You two are really good at dancing
You practiced a lot, didn't you?
We practiced a lot
We practiced almost every day
I remembered that milk is hard to drink
You always work hard
Mr. Nakano, how was it?
I'm moved
Thank you very much
I love Kimiko, so I'm happy to see her in person
I didn't think you would say "dick"
I always say "dick"
You always say "dick"
Why "dick"?
I'm "dick"
Next, Kakuta Kihiro from Tokyo 03
It's nostalgic, isn't it?
It's an early atmosphere.
But why are you wearing an old costume today?
Well, last year, Tokyo 03 celebrated its 20th anniversary.
Thank you very much.
I see.
It's a turning point.
I see.
With all my heart.
I see.
But you are also a former manager.
Yes.
You must have been very happy.
That's right.
As someone like Jinriki-chan, I was very thoughtful.
Of course, I was active in live performances.
But I appeared in two commercials for Tokyo 03.
And I appeared in three commercials for you.
That's right.
As a manager, I know how much you earn.
But last year, when you were training, you earned about 8 million yen.
Don't say that.
It's thoughtful.
You also had some happy news, didn't you?
That's right.
It's a personal matter.
At the end of November last year, we had a baby.
Thank you very much.
Congratulations.
Thank you very much.
How did you feel when you became a father?
Babies are so cute.
I want to raise them with care.
And now, this person has come to congratulate us.
Congratulations!
Thank you!
He's really a great guest.
You two are close, aren't you?
Yes, we are.
We do concerts together, too.
Do you do concerts together?
No, we don't.
I just wanted you to know.
Thank you. I'm happy about that.
I'm happy about that.
What is the theme of the song?
Since it is the 20th anniversary, I wrote a song about how I felt about it.
What is the title of the song?
"20".
It's lame.
Why is it lame?
Why is the title lame?
When TOKYO-03 celebrates its 20th anniversary,
50-year-old father
and double-celebration singer "20"
It's a song that even the actor Hamaki wants you to listen to.
It's a double-celebration song of various bands.
Please listen to "20".
20
I was a naked ass kid with a wet face.
I was naked in a circle.
My right hand was a controller and my left hand was also a controller.
I was naked afterwards.
I used a controller to split the road.
I used a controller to climb a cliff.
I used a controller to cross a big rose.
Oh, 20 years!
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten!
This is my song that lasted for two years!
Congratulations, writer!
That's how we do it!
20, 20, 20th anniversary!
20th anniversary!
Get out of my way!
You and me alone,70th anniversary!
I'm watching you, everybody!
We are 20 years old!
I am 20 years old!
- It's not 20! It's 20! - Hey! I made a promise!
- Hey! No! No! No! - Now is 20! My 20! My 20th anniversary!
- No! 202! 202! - It's 20! It's 20! My 20th!
- No! 220! 220! 220! 220! - It's my 20th anniversary!
Ash and Dee is celebrating its 32nd anniversary this year.
It's none of your business!
No, it's not!
32nd anniversary! 32nd anniversary!
Ash and Dee!
32nd anniversary! 32nd anniversary!
Stop it! This is my stage!
Let me introduce my members!
This is my band!
On Bass, Kitayama Taishi!
Stop!
Sanju...
And the goal...
Otake Ryota!
Stop!
What is "stop"?
Sanju...
Matsushita Masato!
Stop!
Let me hear you!
Sanju's 30th anniversary...
And this man!
Mr. 20th anniversary...
Akira!
Stop!
What is it?
Speaking of happiness...
Sanju...
Congratulations!
That's right! I'll be a father!
I'll do my best for my daughter!
20 years! 20 years!
I'll do my best for my daughter!
20 years! 20 years!
I want to work for 20 years!
20 years! 20 years!
I want to work for 20 years!
50! 50! 50!
I'm currently 50! 50!
I want to work for 20 years!
Sanju! Sanju! Sanju! Sanju!
I want to work for 20 years!
Hamaken really dominated!
Hamaken, did you feel good?
I felt good!
They can control the cut.
They cut "go" and "stop" very well.
They are good players and good musicians.
They are different!
Tierre!
Hey! Nakano!
Touch me!
What?
You shouldn't touch me!
You should touch me!
I'm used to it!
You shouldn't do that!
The 20th anniversary!
Stop!
It's getting faster and faster!
After this, it's happy man Haraichi Iwai's new song!
Next is Haraichi Iwai.
What song will happy man who announced his marriage last year sing?
Thank you very much.
You announced your marriage last year, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
Did you know about it?
I didn't know about it until the day before the announcement.
What kind of family do you want to have?
I want to have a family where each of us is working hard for our dreams.
At least, I don't want my wife to be a comedian who laughs at her husband's complaints.
What kind of family do you want to have?
I want to have a family where each of us is working hard for our dreams.
I also want to have a family where each of us is working hard for our dreams.
Speaking of marriage, you are a very happy man.
Is your marriage completely over?
I don't think my marriage is completely over.
Are you not angry at your wife recently?
I'm not angry at my wife recently.
My wife is young.
Are you angry at your wife recently?
I don't like it when people who don't like me complain about my marriage.
I'm young, so I don't like it.
I don't like it.
I'm married as long as I like you.
What's wrong with you?
He is still silent.
What is the theme of this song?
I want to have a family.
Looking back on my life, I think I'm the longest person I've been with.
I'm grateful for the people who have been with me for a long time.
It's my mother.
It's not me!
Why is it my mother?
I just thought of it.
What is the title of this song?
"Mother".
I'm moved.
Now that you've decided to get married, you want to convey your gratitude.
What is a good song to dedicate to your beloved mother?
Here is Iwai Yuki's song "Mother" by KARA-ICHI and Iwai Yuki-san.
Who is the most important person in the world?
It has always been you!
The first and last love letter of a man who was born and raised by you.
If you look back at your old albums, you will always see a family smile.
You and your father, me and my sister.
What a nice family!
You didn't have to be wealthy, but you didn't have to be poor.
Your whole family is wearing matching clothes.
Hysteric Glamour!
What a sexy picture!
You went on a trip with your friends and family.
Three families, a total of six people, became Hysteric Glamour.
When you decided to become an entertainer, you didn't say anything.
Only you and me in the car.
At this time of day...
It's bad, isn't it?
...you're swinging on the dashboard.
Your fluffy white part.
You were looking at the sheet from your palm.
Mom, get ready!
I love you, mother!
Don't worry anymore.
It's my turn to protect you.
I want to say thank you to Sabe's mother.
Thank you for giving birth and raising Sabe.
You told us this when we first met.
We should break up once and for all.
What do you mean by "break up once and for all"?
I thank you from the bottom of my heart.
You always say that!
Sabe's food is bland.
But I thank you from the bottom of my heart.
It's bad!
I love you, mother!
Don't worry anymore.
It's my turn to protect you.
Mom, thank you for everything you've done for me.
But it's hard being in the entertainment world.
When one problem is solved, another problem is born.
But like before, I won't let you ask me about my problems.
I don't want you to worry about me anymore.
I wonder if I can't talk to anyone anymore.
Hey, Iwai.
Are you worried about something?
If you have a problem, tell me.
This voice is...
I respect you, dad!
Hide-chan Nakayama!
I'll tell you now.
If you have a problem you can't talk to me about,
you can talk to me...
I mean, dad!
If you have a problem you can't talk to me about,
you can talk to me...
If you have a problem you can't talk to me about,
you can talk to me...
You can talk to me?
I'm happy!
Hide-san!
No, dad!
Iwai!
Tell me whatever you want.
I'll solve it for you.
When you marry a young man,
you're told you like all young men.
Sometimes you feel down.
But you don't want anyone to see you like that.
Hide-san, what were you doing at that time?
I stumbled on a tree branch.
He said he stumbled on a tree branch!
Dad, should we take him to a party or something like that to unite with the staff as a program MC?
Should we go eat at a banquet hall?
Go eat at a banquet hall first!
Also, should we do something to increase the staff's morale?
It's an "every week" answer, right?
Every week, every week, week...
It's "shumai bento"!
♪ Every week, every week...
How is it, Iwai?
It's refreshing, isn't it?
Um... It was completely useless!
What's with you?
Kuribitsutengyo Itamoto
"Bikkurigyo" means "surprised"!
Alright! Iwai and Hide-chan are the best at this!
Ready, set...
"Bikkurigyo" "Bikkurigyo" "Bikkurigyo" "Bikkurigyo"
The best of the best is Hide-yuki Nakayama and "Elmo-migo"!
You have a great sense of reality.
What is it?
Thank you for coming.
I came here in the morning and it's 8.30 now.
I'm sorry.
I forgot my age and sang a Japanese song.
I recorded it and it's this time now.
I'm sorry.
Thank you.
You are still in good shape.
You like me, don't you?
I like you very much.
I like you the most.
You married a Japanese channel, didn't you?
You are 19 years old.
What does that mean?
Don't you know?
Next is Robert Akiyama.
He is LA COBRA.
Thank you for coming.
You look fashionable.
You look like a pop singer.
You look like an American rock band.
What is your band name?
We don't use LA COBRA anymore.
We are now KENZEN COBRA.
That means you are in good health.
LA COBRA has done a lot of bad things.
They have done a lot of bad things.
They are at the top of that organization in Japan.
What do you mean?
It's all about fire.
They take out the gasoline from the boat and put it in a cap.
It's the worst.
They take out the gasoline and put it in a cap and put it out.
They do the worst thing.
They remove the sail from the boat and leave.
It's bad.
But there are many people in the entertainment world who are unhealthy and pretend to be healthy.
It's a waste of time.
People who have been drinking dirty water and working hard since they were young
end up with a little trouble.
It hurts me.
People with a good sense disappear.
That's true.
When you are in LA, there is a lot of news like that in Japan.
Does it come in?
That part of LA is completely blocked.
I see.
It's been a while, but do you know ATTABE of ANGERSE's "subjective toilet"?
"Subjective toilet"?
I'm sorry. I don't know.
"Subjective toilet"?
Do you remember any news?
I talked about it earlier, but I remember it.
It's about the line on your butt.
Why do you say that?
It's about loose news.
You say that a lot.
That's right.
There is also a news about a celebrity reporter having an affair.
A celebrity reporter who has been married for five years has an affair.
Fujioshi Kumiko has an affair.
Fujioshi?
Yosuke Takao's wife has an affair.
Takao says, "No, it's okay. I believe you."
No, it's okay. I believe you.
Are we looking at something different?
If you change your way of thinking, you won't have such scandals.
But people don't know about it.
The title of the song is "Ah, you sound, our magic"
The theme of the song is "Magic to eliminate unhealthy incidents".
What kind of song is it?
It's a song by Robert Akiyama and it's called "Ah, you sound, our magic."
Seriously once before (hard work)
Just pinch it and it won't get weird (it's strange)
Play, Vision, Seduction, Honey Love
Risk of letting go of everything in an instant
Before that, enough tricks (or maybe that)
(Manisree Riski)
For the Family (Real Discipline)
You better pull it out before Janelle comes out (You better pull it out before Janelle comes out)
Once you take off your clothes, you'll be selfless for five hours (Once you take off your clothes, you'll be selfless for five hours)
You should leave it out without saying it again (You should leave it out without saying it again)
Everyone has no sense of crisis (Everyone has no sense of crisis)
It's okay to take it out, it's okay to take it out (it's okay to take it out, it's okay to take it out)
(Checked)
No one should be left out, they should be left out (No one is left out, they should be left out)
(Nobody should be left out, they should be left out)
If a boy comes out again, it's dangerous to go back, isn't it?
It's important to pull it out, isn't it?
Everyone, let's pull it out!
Judges, are you pulling it out?
I'm worried about that!
I can't pull it out! I can't stand it!
Something weird is going to happen!
If you pull it out, it's definitely not like that!
I don't want it to be like that!
Is it a miserable thing?
Is it better to play with a good woman?
Once you pull it out, you can concentrate on eating and waiting
What? A mysterious magic? There's nothing else, right?
I envy you, but if you lose your job, it's better for you to pull it out in the rain
Pull it out! Pull it out!
It's not good for you to change the taste with your left hand
Pull it out! Pull it out!
It's not good for you to change the taste with your left hand
But tonight I'll pull it out too
It's already over?
I knew it, you're a coward
Pull it out! Pull it out!
Pull it out yourself!
Pull it out! Pull it out!
It's better for you to pull it out!
It's not good for you to change the taste with your left hand
Pull it out! Pull it out!
It's better for you to pull it out!
It's not good for you to change the taste with your left hand
It's refreshing
It's a simple method
You should pull it out
You should pull it out 15 hours before pulling it out
You'll lose nothing
You're amazing
I'll pull it out a lot
You'll be fine, right?
I'll be fine for sure
I swear, I'll pull it out a lot
What do you think, Nakano-san?
The melody and rhythm are perfect and the content is good anyway,
so it's better for everyone on the front stage to listen to it,
and it's better for everyone to listen to it before signing a contract with an agency or a label.
It's easier said than done, right?
It's not difficult at all.
You just need to pull it out for ten minutes.
I don't know if I like it or not,
and I don't know if I'll be the last one to do it.
I think I'll be the first one to do it.
That's why it's okay.
Before that...
It's after rehearsal today.
Why?
I'm sure it resonated a lot.
He really held back his milk until the last minute.
He was listening carefully.
Every time I sang, there were a lot of funny things,
but I never thought I'd meet a song that I could sympathize with so much.
Yesterday, I was singing "5 Hour Pack" in my private room.
Five hours and four...
What's "5 Hour Pack"?
That's reassuring.
You never do anything weird, do you?
I never do anything weird!
I think it's a song that everyone in the entertainment world can sympathize with.
Next is Bakarhythm, which continues to cut open Magito's heart and soul with his own eyes!
He's become a little different kind of fashionable again.
My mustache is high.
Somehow, if you face the song very seriously, it gradually becomes like this.
First of all, congratulations on the birth of a child.
But why is work so busy?
Isn't it difficult to balance with children?
I've gotten used to it, but the first month is quite difficult.
I'm sure you all think so.
You know, you're changing your shoes and you're putting out waste materials in the middle of it.
But you're laughing because you're your own child.
Did you have any changes of mind?
Yes, it became very tolerant of people.
Hidenan was a very small person.
That's right.
He turned his face right away.
It used to be like that in the past, but now everyone is a baby.
That's right.
Isn't that true for everyone?
That's where it comes from.
Didn't you all scatter waste materials around?
At first, yes.
We weren't hungry either.
Satomi Kotaro was also a baby at first, wasn't she?
She was a baby.
At first, yes.
We were both like, "Ah!" and said things like that.
It's better not to say personal names.
Yashie Yakushi was also a baby at first.
At first, yes.
Why Satomi?
At first...
Everyone is like that, but...
At first, everyone...
Everyone...
Everyone is like that, but...
Ah, good, good, good!
Ah, I see, I see!
Ah, I pooped!
What is the theme of this song?
I think it's a song that everyone in the entertainment world can relate to.
Until now, I've been singing my own personal feelings.
I think it's a song that everyone can relate to and I want to share it with everyone.
What is the title of the song?
Guts Pose For You.
Is it a cheering song?
That's right.
An artist, an actor, and an idol...
What is the new song of bakarizumu that will touch all entertainers?
It's "Guts Pose For You" by bakarizumu.
Here it is!
"Guts Pose For You" by bakarizumu.
No matter what it is, there is a limit
and one day it will run out of space.
My pocket, which was full of things, is now empty.
You don't even know such a thing,
but you want me with an innocent smile and trouble me.
Interviews of new programs, recordings of impressions and episodes,
after I talked a lot, I can throw away my pintam.
And finally, a question that I always try to keep in mind.
With so many answers and impressive scenes,
I lose them all.
And finally, a question that I always try to keep in mind.
Nothing is left behind.
Everything is beautiful and faint.
The content I mentioned earlier is the highlight.
This is my first "Golden Special".
Of course, I'm going to keep the "late-night ride" vibe,
but this time, I'm welcoming a gorgeous guest.
Even so, I manage to squeeze out what I don't want to lose.
After barely making it, I'm thrown out of the interview.
I'm going to send a message to the viewers.
I've always been avoiding the viewers.
Everything up to now is a message.
Please look over there.
Nothing is left behind.
Even so, I manage to squeeze out what I don't want to lose.
After barely making it, I'm thrown out of the interview.
I'm going to send a message to the viewers.
Even so, I manage to squeeze out what I don't want to lose.
Thank you for loving me and for loving me. That's why I dedicate my heart and soul to you, Guts Boys!
Amazing!
Super famous song!
His singing voice is good, too!
As I sing better and better, it gradually becomes like this.
In the end...
What kind of entrance is not prohibited?
I laughed so much.
That's why my beard was growing.
I didn't know at first.
Oh, is that so?
I understood it for the first time.
Mr. Oshitaro also did Guts Boys.
It's not in my memory anymore, is it?
It's not synthesized, is it?
No, it's not.
You two are doing it together, aren't you?
In the end, you say "Guts Boys," don't you?
That's used.
What have you been up to so far?
Yes, yes, yes.
It's the same with questions, too.
The interviewer who appeared in it was a real interviewer.
I asked him what it was.
After all, I don't want to hear "message," but it's easy to end it.
Because it's easy to end...
Are you making me say it because it's easy for you to end it?
It's a tip.
Since this bell rang, it's a spotlight corner again this time.
This time, it's this person.
Please come in.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
It's good, isn't it? It's gorgeous.
Two gyaru and a gyaru's party manzai attracted attention.
Now, it's rising rapidly.
Party Champ!
But you know, you really had a break last year, didn't you?
I don't think of it as a break.
It's not the path I think of.
It's like you're messing with me.
It's like you're starting a move.
Isn't it like that?
What do you mean by dissatisfaction?
It's dissatisfaction.
It's like you're longing for Mr. Yamasato of Nankai Candy.
It's like you're trying to manipulate us like that.
It's like you haven't been on stage that much, but you don't know what you're saying.
I can't listen to you.
You're making fun of me.
If you were in this state now, would you hit me?
You have an enemy.
First of all, you're great.
You're great.
First of all, you're giving me a chance to challenge myself like that.
Kyonchi, you said you were great, but what do you think?
I don't know what you're talking about.
But I know.
Out of you three, only you're number one, but you're really nervous.
I'm not. I'm not.
You look scared.
Not at all. I got used to being nervous when I was ten years old.
What?
Yes?
You want to hear it, don't you?
Do you have some great moments? Like you're really good at it.
I rubbed my favorite thing a few times.
Is it your favorite?
When Nobuko was using crazy Japanese like she didn't know what she was saying...
Your ears will retire.
"You don't like it when they retire, do you?" She was saying that and was slipping so much.
That's your favorite, right?
That's my favorite.
She said it a few times.
Isn't it amazing that ears will retire?
I don't know what you're talking about.
Do you know what "service" is?
Please explain it.
My ears aren't talking at all.
My ears are rotten.
I see.
I don't work anymore.
I guess you're right.
Am I wrong?
Well, you're 80% right.
I'm right, aren't I?!
Retirement means you can come back.
What are you talking about?!
This time, they made Suga-chan's serious worries into songs.
Even when we're working on our songs, they don't pay attention to us at all.
So the title of the song is "Worries"?
It's "My Lonely Memories".
"Ta"...
Well, okay.
Please stand by for the song.
Please drink milk.
Please.
Are you nervous?
Yes, a little.
Are you okay?
Yes, I'm okay.
Can you do it?
Me?
Why? I'm definitely not talking to you, Suga-chan.
Why do you only listen to me?
There's a possibility, so I thought I'd crush it.
Hey, I'm really okay.
I'm already in.
Now, please listen.
It's Party-chan's cover of "My Lonely Memories". Here you go.
This is a diary I wrote in order for me to live in this entertainment world in a positive way.
The days of impatience and failure.
I said and talked about it.
Mr. Sakagami Shinobu said to me, "You're not funny."
After that, I couldn't hear for a while.
"Your talk is thin and long," he said to me.
"It would be nice if it was pizza," I replied.
The pizza didn't last long.
Kyonchi won the big show "The Owl."
Nobuko lost twice in a row.
I lost every time in the first round.
My tolerance for Oreo had changed.
I gave advice to Kyonchi.
He put out his tongue and raised his middle finger.
Are you really okay like this?
I don't know.
If you enjoy it without thinking about it,
this is...
Don't mess with me!
You can't do that!
Use your brains and think!
Mochi bread, mochi bread, mochi mochi bread
I'm thinking, but I can't think of anything
We have to get results!
Last year's M-1, we lost in the third round!
I want to put more effort into the story!
To go higher, you need stories!
You guys have to work harder!
That's true!
The comedy world isn't sweet!
It's even colder!
Colder! Colder! Colder!
Cute! Cute!
Nail! Nail! Nail!
Entertainment world, huh?
The person who can't do the most for Juniors is told not to talk like he can.
In the dressing room, Mr. Westland Iguchi said, "There's no one cheering for Suga-chan."
He said my way of life as an entertainer is too lame.
I'm saying this because I think of myself as Mr. Yamasato,
but I was told you should be aiming for a cameo role.
What do you think of this?
Oh, sorry. I didn't hear you.
Hey! Mind your own business!
Parira! Parira! Entertainment world!
You guys need to think more! Can you do entertainment world like this?
Shut up! You can be more free!
Huh? Who?
Parira! Parira! Parira! Parira! Parira! Parira!
Do whatever you like!
Parira! Parira! Have fun!
Parira! Parira! Dance and fly!
Parira! Parira! Parira! Party!
Parira! Parira! Entertainment world!
Well, this is understandable.
No, you were doing it right.
You were doing it right. You two were doing it right.
No, I was doing it right, too.
So, you two were really absorbed in it.
Absorbed in it?
No, you were in charge of absorbing it.
In charge of absorbing it?
If you're number one in absorbing it, you're number one in absorbing it.
Number one in absorbing it!
Next up is the soulful Magiuta rocker, Foot Goto!
Next up is Magiuta singer, Goto!
It's been a while since we last saw you!
You look ugly!
Thank you very much!
Nice to meet you!
You got it, right?
Yes, I did!
I'm really sorry about that!
No, no, it's fine!
But you have children now!
That's right!
You have twins now!
Twins!
Congratulations!
Thank you!
That's great!
Do you eat a lot of food?
A lot of food?
Yes, I do!
I haven't started working yet, though!
You don't eat a lot of food, do you?
You don't eat as much as you used to!
Are you dating someone?
What?
You got married to a director of a variety show!
I'm not a gal!
That's not it at all!
It's like we met on "Momoshi? Tours" tour.
That's what a gal does!
Don't you ever forget what a gal does!
But I heard that your favorite food is rice.
That's what a gal does!
I'm barely saying that it's what a gal does!
Are you participating in raising a child?
I'm doing what I can.
Can you sing a lullaby?
I can sing a lullaby.
Can you sing a lullaby?
What?
Can you sing a lullaby?
What?
I can't hear you at all.
Go!
Can you sleep?!
You can't do that!
What's that?
I heard you're drinking less these days.
I'm drinking less. I drank too much.
I'm a rock'n'roller, so I drink too much.
What are you doing without drinking?
I'm not drinking.
I'm eating sweets for the first time in my life.
I see.
You're an ex-athlete, so you eat a lot of sweets.
I'm not like you!
Wait a minute!
Wait a minute! I'm barely speaking!
I don't know about people who eat a lot of sweets!
You're a sweet stand of TORIO, right?
A sweet stand of TORIO?
You're a sweet stand of TORIO, right?
TORIO...
Who asked you?!
What are you doing? Are you making fun of me?
Are you making fun of me?
That was amazing.
I'm saying Mr. Goto!
Mr. Goto!
Can't you understand what I'm saying?
Mr. Goto?
Have you guys lost your ears?
He's using it well.
He's happy right now.
I don't care about what you're talking about.
What's the theme of this show?
The theme is "spies".
"Spies"?
Yes.
You guys are spending your daily life like you always do.
I made this show with the theme of "spies".
I see.
It's not fun if you do it every day.
That's right.
If you do it every day, you'll forget that you're alive.
That's not fun.
"Body and soul"!
What is that?
"Body and soul" doesn't count now!
I don't care about what you're talking about!
Mr. Goto's song is "dead or alive" which is thrilling to listen to on a boring daily life.
Let's listen to the first and second song "spies".
Mr. Goto's song is "dead or alive".
Let's listen to it.
Body and soul
Beef or chicken?
Or die?
Oh,
Shimentsu Carnival!
Yeah!
Shimentsu Carnival!
I'm a debil karate with only one arm!
I don't have a jacket, I don't know why!
James Bond's playboy!
I'm jealous of him while eating ham!
Three days a week, mission complete!
Wow!
James Bond is sleeping in his bed!
I'm not interested in what he's talking about!
It's a car showdown! Wow!
Car change to the car showdown!
I'll definitely make you laugh!
I'll make you laugh!
The city state is California!
It's a foreign car showdown!
I'm sleeping in my bed!
I'm jealous of him while eating ham!
I'm not interested in what he's talking about!
It's a car showdown!
I'll make you laugh!
The city state is California!
It's a foreign car showdown!
James Bond is sleeping in his bed!
Car change to the car showdown!
There's a traitor among us, and I know who it is.
Yes, it's you! It's you!
Shadow
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Oh, it's hot.
Be true to me, Shadow.
Hiding your true self from others.
Did you get it?
What? What? What?
Amazing.
It's amazing.
Don't say "what is it?" like a spy.
Just say it. Do it properly.
Can I say it?
It's scary.
It's very painful.
It's very tight.
It's in your head, isn't it?
What?
Really?
No, it's not.
Sit down.
I'm not a traitor.
Everyone, sit down.
Sit down.
Is there still someone who is a traitor?
Stand up.
Hey.
Stand up.
Why do you say "stand up"?
Stand up.
It's only this.
Who is a traitor?
I'm going to die!
Otari is a troupe member!
What kind of faces will 100-year-old human-made singers show tonight?
We have received letters from "otari" again, so we would like to read them for you.
There are still many letters, aren't there?
That's right.
Humanity is in danger.
Those stars that ruled Japan in the 2000s
seem to invade Earth again.
Everyone, please be careful.
I'm scared.
I'm a little scared, so I'll put some milk in my mouth.
It's okay.
It's not the time for you to put milk in your mouth.
I'll put some milk in my mouth.
Please calm down.
Are you okay?
I'm a little scared.
I'm worried.
Wait a minute.
Carbohydrates are fine.
There is no problem with the quality.
But there is a little too much carbon dioxide.
What is it?
Who are you?
I am the new master of this planet.
I am Mr. Tarklin.
Where did you come from?
I came from Kolin.
New master of Kolin, Mr. Tarklin.
It is you.
Who are you?
I am the new master of Kolin, Mr. Tarklin.
Do you know me?
Where did you come from?
I came on a strawberry carriage.
It is not a spaceship.
Is that so?
Yes.
Kolin is the birthplace of Ms. New Kolin and Princess Apple Momoka.
Anyway, it is a cute and fancy planet.
However!
The number of new masters of Kolin is increasing.
We are in trouble.
We decided to move to this planet.
However!
There are still many things that are not cute on this planet.
Rikko, Rikko, Kokko, Kokko.
Me?
What is it?
What is it? A sock!
It's a face!
What is it?
Hey, this is weird!
But now it's cute!
There are still things that are not cute!
Rikko, Rikko, Kokko, Kokko.
Huh?
Mr. Kazama! There is Mr. Kazama in the camera!
Yay!
What?
His eyes are cute!
I will make this planet cute like this!
Stop it!
Huh?
What?
Huh?
Thank you for your hard work!
What is it, Yuukori?
Hey, let's stop it.
What do you mean, Yuukori?
We haven't even started yet!
Forcibly...
Making things that are not cute cute...
That feeling is not cute at all!
Accepting everything that you don't like and living with it!
That feeling is the cutest!
Huh?
Yuukori has grown up.
That young lady...
Since we are here, how about a song at the end?
Why?
This is also some kind of fate!
Then can you sing one song for me?
Yes, of course!
Thank you!
All of them blew out the candles, but due to their fate, they decided to do it again!
What is the unstoppable space song sung by Tarklin and Yooklin?!
It's a song sung by a theater troupe, "Strawberry Carriage". Please enjoy!
I forget my confusion and sadness
and innocently smile as I search for you.
Someday, we may become dirty
but if we leave it behind, we can become cute.
The strawberry carriage will take you to the calling star.
The happy star calling, the calling star.
The strawberry carriage will take you to the calling star.
The calling star.
Wow!
That's so very kind of you, baby.
That's so kind of you.
That calling star.
Calling star.
Wow!
At last!
Wow!
That's great!
Calling star.
That calling star.
Wow!
That's so kind of you, baby.
Wow!
Is it over? It's over, isn't it?
What's wrong with you?
For the 3D seniors of parklin...
No way! It's decided to be sold out!
The highest price is 150,000 yen!
For more details, please visit the show's homepage.
Should we buy it?
Yukore! Yes, it's been a while!
It's been a while since I heard you sing, Yukore.
At first, you seemed like a terrible singer.
Yes, I reflect on myself quite a lot.
That's why you're so cute.
Are you always cute like this?
Yes, you're all so cute.
Your heart, your face, everything about you is cute, isn't it?
That's right!
Do you have a bathroom?
You do, don't you?
Yes, we do!
What does it look like?
It's round and filled with water in the middle.
It's the same!
Is it like that at parklin's house?
Yes, it is!
Is it like that at Yukorin's house?
Yes, it is!
It's like that at Yukorin's house!
Everyone, please support us!
Please support us!