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God-tan Entertainment Sing-along Championship!
It's been four years since I last sang in a sing-along!
This year's sing-along is a huge collection of high- class singers and eight groups singing new songs!
Including leader Himiko,
regular members who have been singing in a sing-along for 16 years,
Bakarizumu,
Ted Goto,
Araichi Iwai,
and party-chan who caught everyone's attention for the first time!
Fantasy has exploded in the theater group history!
And starting this year...
Milk has been revived!
I'm a little happy!
A song that ends with a quick performance when it's played!
The song that became a hot topic among the judges is...
I recently heard that Toyomoto's acting is good!
Like Masato Sakai and Takako Matsu!
Everyone praises Toyomoto!
Wow!
Isn't it weird for Toyomoto to be massacred?
You don't know?
I don't know what happened to him.
You don't know?
Aren't you going to tell us, Toyomoto?
Yes, I will!
Tell us!
Tell us what happened!
He was playing with a woman...
That's funny!
And she...
I see!
Licked his butt!
Rockbutter is Mahjuto's leader, Himuko!
What kind of concept is it?
Well, first prize is...
Originality, you know?
I want to cherish those things, so I don't want to wear anything else.
I see!
I knew it!
I knew you'd wear it!
Since it's a medal, you don't want to wear it, right?
That's right!
Since it's a medal, I don't want to wear it for at least one win.
Hey, who said it's a medal?!
Well, it's legal.
It's legal.
What about dieting?
Yes, dieting. As usual, I'm doing my best.
Not at all.
But you're not losing weight at all, are you?
That's right. My body shape is like this.
You idiot!
What are you doing?!
Where are you going?!
But recently, I've been watching YouTube with Nakayama's muscles.
You know what I mean, don't you?
I'm starting to lose weight.
I don't know if you're losing weight.
Hey!
Hey, Kimuko!
Hey!
Hey, Kimuko!
Are you losing weight?
Or you're not losing weight?
It doesn't work on your muscles, but it does on your money.
That's right.
Aren't you going to imitate Akira Kobayashi this time?
It's not like I come here every year to imitate Akira Kobayashi.
You do it every year.
Hey, hey, you said it.
Hey, Kimuko.
Are you going to imitate Akira Kobayashi?
Or you're not going to do it?
Please announce the theme of your song.
Yes, "thank you"
thank you
Yes, the title is one letter of the alphabet.
s
After all, "s" always stays close to me.
"s" is very close to me.
I'm "s"'s Chitara.
I see.
And sometimes you touch me with a hot feeling.
Sometimes you shake me coldly.
But "s" wraps me up.
I made this song with gratitude for "s".
I see.
A new song "s" made with gratitude for "s".
What kind of song is it?
From now on, the judges will include milk.
"s" by banana man Himura Yuki.
Please.
Yes, "s" has been with me for a long time.
But I didn't realize the importance of "s".
But I was able to realize it.
"s"'s greatness.
"s"'s importance.
So today I will sing about "s".
The most important thing for me now.
It is...
sauna.
Thank you for watching!
When I go to the sauna, all the other guests look at my dick!
After the sauna, all the other guests look at my dick!
- You had a lot of training, didn't you? - Yes, I did.
- Almost every day? - Yes, I watched the news on TV and TVS.
- TVS? - I remembered. Milk is hard.
- That's right! You always work hard!
- Mr. Nakano, how was it? - I'm moved. Thank you!
- I love Himiko. I'm happy to see you in person. - Me too!
- I didn't think you'd call me "chinko". - I'm always "chinko".
- "Chinko" but you're always "houkei". - "Houkei"? Why "houkei"?
I'm "houkei".
Next up is "Tokyo 03" with Dr. Kihiro!
Thank you.
Why are you dressed like you did in the past?
Last year, Tokyo 03 celebrated its 20th anniversary.
Thank you very much.
It was a turning point for me.
I see.
But you are a former manager.
You must have been happy about it.
Yes, I was.
I was very thoughtful.
Of course, I was active in live shows.
I appeared in two commercials for Tokyo 03.
You appeared in three commercials for Tokyo 03.
Yes, I did.
You are a former manager.
You must have been active in live shows.
Last year, you earned about 8 million yen.
Don't say that!
I was very thoughtful.
I heard you were happy about it.
Yes, I was happy about it.
At the end of November last year, you gave birth to a baby.
Thank you very much.
Congratulations!
Thank you very much.
How do you feel now that you are a father?
Babies are very cute.
I want to take good care of them.
He came here to celebrate with us.
Congratulations!
Yes, that's right. We also do concerts together.
Do you do concerts together?
No, we don't.
We came to see you.
Thank you. I'm happy about that.
I'm happy.
You came early.
You came early, Kano-san.
I'm happy.
What is the theme of this song?
Since we are approaching our 20th anniversary, I wrote a song about how I felt about it.
What is the title?
"20".
It's lame.
Why is it lame?
It's lame.
Why is the title lame?
At the age of 50 years old when "TOKYO-03" celebrated its 20th anniversary,
"20" by KAKUTA, which is a double celebration,
is one of the songs I want you to listen to even if you are not a celebrity.
"20" by KAKUTA band.
Here you go.
"ash and d" is celebrating its 32nd anniversary this year.
The way you cut "go" and "stop" is really good, so all the players come to life and it sounds cool musically, and the stage is cool, so it's different, isn't it?
Thierry, Thierry, hey, Nakano-kun, touch me.
What?
That's Gaku-chan's way of doing it.
Well, I'm used to being eaten.
What do you mean, "used to"?
NISTAN 20TH ANNIVERSARY,
NISTAN 20TH ANNIVERSARY, I WROTE IT!
NISTAN 20TH ANNIVERSARY, NISTAN 20TH ANNIVERSARY, NISTAN 20TH ANNIVERSARY, I WROTE IT!
NEXT IS HARAICHI IWAI!
WHAT KIND OF SONG WILL THE HAPPY MAN, WHO ANNOUNCED HIS MARRIAGE LAST YEAR, SING?!
Nice to meet you!
Iwai-san, you announced your marriage the other day, didn't you?
That's right!
Did you know about it?
I didn't know about it until the day before.
I didn't know about it until the day before I announced it.
What kind of family do you want to have?
I want each of us to have a family where we work hard for our dreams.
At least, I don't want my wife to be a comedian who laughs at her husband's words.
Do you have any ideal family?
Tsuruno...family.
I don't think that's it.
And, of course, the family of Hide Nakayama-san, who is a senior at the agency.
Let's talk about your marriage.
Speaking of you, Haraichi, you are a happy and cheerful host.
Are you completely graduated from your marriage?
I don't think I'm married anymore.
So, you don't get mad at each other anymore?
No, I don't get mad at each other anymore.
I'm often asked about my marriage.
I'm young, you know.
Oh, I see.
Did you ever get mad at each other about your marriage?
So, you don't get mad at each other anymore about your marriage?
No, I don't get mad at each other anymore.
You are young, you know.
Oh, I see.
You are legally allowed to get married whenever you like.
What's wrong with that?
Oh, I see.
You are still young, you know.
What is the theme of your song?
I want to have a family.
When I look back at my life,
I think I have been with my wife for the longest time.
This song is for her, who has been with me for the longest time.
Oh, I see.
It's not me!
You thought it was me, didn't you?
The title of the song is "Mother".
Oh, I'm moved.
Now that you've decided to get married, you want to express your gratitude.
What is the song you dedicate to your beloved mother?
"Mother" by Iwai Yuki and Hara Ichi.
The person who has the biggest battle win rate in the world is...
I want to say thank you to everyone, thank you for giving birth and raising me.
I don't want to worry you anymore, I can't talk to anyone anymore.
If you know where it is, go tell your dad.
If you can't talk to your mom, you can talk to me, no, your dad!
Everyone says they like young people, and sometimes you get depressed.
But you don't want anyone to see you like that.
Kite-san, what were you doing at that time?
I was zoning out with a can of truffles.
Should we take them to a party or something like that?
Should we get something for them or something like that?
Cribbitz Fish, Itamgao.
Huh? What?
I came here for rehearsal in the morning and it's 8.30 now.
I'm sorry!
I've been recording "Toshiwasurei Nippon no Uta" and "Rokuetschi" for a while.
And now it's this time.
I'm sorry. Thank you.
Thank you.
You're still in good shape.
You like Ihagi, don't you?
I love him.
I'm in good shape like you.
You like him the most, don't you?
But you married a channel that talks a lot, don't you?
You're still young.
You're 19 years old.
19 years old.
You're 19 years old.
You don't know me.
Next, Robert Akiyama and Elway Cobb.
Elway Cobb's band name is "Kenzen Cobra".
Kenzen means "healthy", right?
When Elway Cobb was around, they did a lot of naughty things and caused trouble for people.
They're really bad.
What did they do?
They did a lot of dirty things and caused trouble for people.
What did they do?
They did a lot of dirty things and caused trouble for people.
For example, they poured water into the boat.
They're at the top of that organization in Japan.
What about over there?
It's all about fire.
They lift the gas cap of the boat and let it out.
It's the worst.
They lift the gas cap of the boat and let it out.
They do terrible things.
They remove the anchor of the boat and let it go.
It's bad.
There are a lot of unhealthy people in the entertainment world.
It's a waste of time.
People who have been working hard for a long time have just done a little thing and it's over.
It breaks my heart.
People who have a good sense disappear.
That's right.
There's a lot of news like that in Elway.
Does it come in?
Elway is completely blocked.
It's blocked.
It's been a while, but is there any news about Atabe's dirty toilet in Anjushi?
Dirty?
Dirty toilet.
I'm sorry, I don't know.
Is there any news you remember?
I talked about it earlier, but I remember that line on my butt.
Elway news comes in.
You know a lot about Elway.
That's right.
There's an entertainment reporter.
There's an entertainment reporter who got divorced in the afternoon.
Fujiyoshi Kumiko got divorced.
Fujiyoshi?
Yosuke Takao's wife got divorced.
No, it's not. We believe you.
Are we looking at something different?
If we change our way of thinking easily and surprisingly,
such scandals disappear immediately.
But people don't know about it.
Then, what is the title of the song?
It's called "That Healthy Magic of Ours."
I see.
The theme is "Magic that makes unhealthy incidents zero."
What kind of magic song is it?
Robert Akiyama's song "That Healthy Magic of Ours"
and Ayu Kenzen's song "That Healthy Magic of Ours."
Please enjoy.
Take it off in advance!
Ayu Kenzen's song "That Healthy Magic of Ours."
You can leave it behind or pretend not to do it.
Before it starts raining and you're about to fall asleep,
why don't you make a tank out of yourself?
Before you go to the amusement park,
it's a good idea to do some simple work.
If you just pinch it, you won't be able to do anything weird for a long time.
A trap for seductive lovers who like to play.
It's a risk to let go of everything in an instant.
But before you do, it's a good idea to do it yourself.
That Healthy Magic of Ours.
That Healthy Magic of Ours for your family.
It's a good idea to do it before you go to the amusement park.
Take it off for once and leave it for five hours.
It's a good idea not to seduce anyone.
Neither of them is dangerous.
Take it off! Take it off!
It's a good idea not to seduce anyone.
Take it off!
If you're a young man again, it's a good idea to go back.
Taking it off is important.
Everyone, let's take it off!
Are you all taking it off?
What are you going to do if you can't take it off because you're worried about your eyes?
Is it cooler to play with other good girls?
I can concentrate on eating and waiting just for once
With such a mysterious magic
If you want it, you have to pay for it
If you don't want it, you have to pay for it
If you want it, you have to pay for it
Should I try taking it off?
Is that all you've got?
I guess I'll take it off
Take it off! Take it off!
Take it off!
Nothing's happening for four or five hours!
Anyway, it's good content, so it's better to ask everyone on the front stage, and before signing a contract with an agency or label, it's better to ask once and for all.
It's easy, isn't it?
It's not difficult. You just need to pull out a few minutes.
I don't know if I like it or not, but I think it's the first and last time I've done it.
That's why I'm giving it to you.
Before you give it to me...
It's after rehearsal today.
That's why it resonated so much, didn't it?
I really held back my milk until the last drop.
There were a lot of interesting things, but I didn't know I'd meet a song that I could sympathize with so much.
I was saying "five-hour pack" yesterday in my private room, too.
What is "five-hour pack"?
I won't do anything weird! I won't!
I won't!
I think it's a song that all people in the entertainment industry can sympathize with.
It's like, "Who's saying what?"
With his own eyes, he continues to cut open Maguito's heart and soul!
He's become a different type of fashionable man.
His beard is high.
If you're serious about singing, you'll gradually become like this.
Last year in March, you had a baby.
Congratulations!
You must have been busy growing up.
Isn't it difficult to adjust to raising a child?
I've gotten used to it, but the first month was pretty tough.
I'm sure you all feel the same way.
While you're changing your diaper, you poop.
But you can laugh about it because you're a child.
Did you have any emotional changes?
Yes, I became very tolerant of people.
Hidenan was a very narrow-minded person.
He changed his mind right away.
He used to be like that, but now he's like, "In the end, we're all babies."
I'm sure you all feel the same way.
Did you all come from there?
Didn't you all scatter waste at first?
You didn't have an appetite.
Satomi Kotaro was originally a baby, wasn't she?
At first, she was like, "Ah!"
You shouldn't say your personal name.
Yashie Yakushi was originally a baby, too.
At first, she was like, "Ah!"
At first, everyone was like that, but...
At first, everyone was like that.
Everyone was like that.
Ah, good, good, good. Oh, I pooped.
What's the theme of this song?
I think it's a song that everyone in the entertainment world can sympathize with.
Until now, I've been singing about my personal feelings.
I think everyone can sympathize with it.
I want to share it with everyone.
What's the title of the song?
Find Your Guts Pose.
Is it a cheering song?
That's right.
Artists, actors, and idols...
What is the new song of Bakarizumu that should have an impact on all entertainers?
It's Bakarizumu's original song, "Gut."
Here is the first pose for you.
The one that will run out is you.
The one you don't know.
With an innocent smile, you wanted it.
It's a special golden special.
Of course, we kept the late-night mood and welcomed a gorgeous guest.
We managed to squeeze out what we couldn't cry about and barely made it through the night.
When you cleanse your mouth, it gradually becomes like this, you know.
I didn't know it at first.
Oh, you didn't know it at first.
He understood it for the first time.
Oshitaro-san also did a serious pose.
I don't remember it anymore.
We are not synchronizing, are we?
No, we are not.
We are doing it together.
At the end, you say, "Let's do a serious pose."
That's what we use.
What was it like before?
That's right.
The interviewer who appeared in it was a real interviewer.
I asked him, "What is it?"
I don't want to ask you.
It's easy to end it.
You make me say it because it's easy for you to end it.
I was surprised.
Okay.
Since this China has come,
it's a spotlight corner again this time.
This time, it's this person.
Please come in.
He's been attracting attention for his parody of gyaru, and now he's a party champ with a rapid rise in popularity.
But you know, you really broke up last year, didn't you?
I don't think it's a break, but it's not the path I think it is.
It's like you're messing with me.
Is it different?
What do you mean by dissatisfaction?
I'm dissatisfied.
I mean, how many times have you been admiring Mr. Yamasato?
That's how we're trying to manipulate you, but you haven't even gone that far on stage, and you're like, "Who's saying what?"
I can't listen to you.
You're making fun of me.
If you were in this state now, would you hit me?
You have an enemy.
First of all, you're amazing.
You're amazing.
You're giving me a chance to challenge myself like that.
Kyonichi, you said you were amazing, but what do you think?
I don't know what you're talking about.
First of all, you're amazing.
But you know what?
Three of you came out and said, "Suga-chan, you're number one, but you look like you're really nervous."
I don't know. I don't know.
Not at all. I used to get nervous when I was ten years old.
What?
Do you ever get nervous? Like, "Wow, you're good."
I rubbed my favorite thing a few times.
Is it your favorite thing?
When Nobuko was using crazy Japanese and didn't know what she was saying,
she said, "Your ears are going to retire."
"You don't like it when your ears retire, do you?" She said that and slipped and died.
That's your favorite thing, isn't it?
That's my favorite thing. I've said it a few times.
First of all, isn't "ears retiring" amazing?
No matter how you look at it, it's amazing!
Do you know what "service" is?
Please explain it.
It's like, "Your ears aren't talking at all."
Your ears are rotten.
You're not working anymore.
"Asase" is like that, right?
No!
Well, it's 80% correct, but...
It's correct!
"Retirement" means you can come back to life.
This time, they will sing Suga's serious worries.
Even when we are playing pranks on each other, they don't pay attention to us.
So the song's title is "My Lonely Memories"?
It's "My Lonely Memories".
Please stand by for singing.
Please drink milk.
Are you nervous?
Are you okay?
Can you do it?
Me?
Why?
I will never talk to you, Suga.
Why do you only ask me?
There is a possibility, so I want to crush you.
There is a possibility?
Yes.
Actually, I'm okay.
Please listen!
It's Bounty-chan's soliloquy "My Lonely Memories".
This is a diary I wrote in order for me to live in this entertainment world in a positive way.
The days of panic and failure.
I tried talking to him,
and he said to me, "You're not funny."
After that, I couldn't hear for a while.
"Your talk is thin and long," he said to me.
"It'd be nice if it was pizza," I replied.
The pizza didn't last long.
"The King" was a big hit, and Kyonchi won.
Nobuko lost twice in a row.
I lost every time in the first round.
My tolerance for Borio has changed.
When I gave advice to Kyonchi...
He put out his tongue and raised his middle finger.
Will we really be okay like this?
I don't know.
If we enjoy ourselves without thinking too much about it...
If you can't do it, don't talk like you can do it.
There's no one cheering for you, Suga-chan.
They say you live like an entertainer.
I think of myself as Yamasato-san when I say this,
but they say you should be aiming for a Canoe Echo.
What do you think of this?
Oh, sorry, I didn't ask you.
You were doing it right, you two were doing it right.
No, I was doing it right too.
That's why you two look like you've been stained.
Stained?
No, you're in charge of being stained.
In charge of being stained?
If you say "stained number", it's "stained number".
Next is the soulful Magiuta rocker, Foot Goto!
The next Magiuta singer is Goto!
A baby was born!
A second child was born!
Do you eat a lot of food?
I haven't started eating new food yet.
You don't eat a lot of new food, do you?
Do you hang out with someone?
Did you marry a director of a variety show?
I'm not a gal!
You know him from the "Moshimo Tours" show, don't you?
That's what a gal does!
Forget about it!
But I heard that your favorite food is rice.
That's what a gal does!
I'm telling you that's what a gal does!
Do you participate in raising children?
I do what I can.
Do you sing children's songs?
Yes, I do.
What kind of songs do you sing?
What?
What kind of songs do you sing?
What?
I can't hear you.
I can't hear you at all.
You've been drinking less recently.
I've been drinking less. I've been drinking too much. I'm a rock 'n' roller, so I've been drinking too much.
What are you doing now that you don't drink?
I don't drink, but I want to eat something sweet for the first time in my life, so I'm eating it.
I knew it. You're an ex-historian, so you eat a lot of sweets.
I'm not a big eater.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute. I'm barely talking.
I don't know about such a big eater.
But you're in charge of Trio's sweets, aren't you?
You're in charge of Trio's sweets, aren't you?
Trio...
Who asked you?
You barely said it.
I said "Mr. Gotoh"!
Mr. Gotoh!
Don't you get it? I keep saying "Mr. Gotoh".
Mr. Gotoh?
Are you guys deaf?
I don't care about talking about eating too much.
Let's talk about the theme of this show.
The theme is "spy".
Spy
You guys spend your daily life as usual.
I made a song about "spy" and made it exciting.
I see.
It's not fun to repeat the same thing every day.
That's right.
You forget that you are alive every day.
That means you don't have energy.
Audience!
What is that?
Goto's interlude is a thrilling song that gives you a thrill in your boring daily life.
"dead or alive".
Listen to the first and second song "spyrock".
Goto's interlude is "dead or alive". Here you go.
"beef" or "chicken"? "beef" or "chicken"?!
"carnivore" or "carnivore"?!
No, there isn't.
Hey, sit down!
No, I'm not one of the betrayers!
Otori is a troupe member!
What kind of face will a human-made messenger appear with tonight?
"Once again, we have received letters from "otoris" so we would like to read them for you."
"There are a lot of letters, aren't there?" "That's right."
Humanity is exposed to danger.
Those stars that occupied Japan in the 2000s
seem to invade Earth again.
Everyone, please be careful.
It's scary, isn't it?
Then, I'm a little scared, so I'll go over to you.
It's scary, isn't it?
It's not like you can say anything, is it?
I'll go over to you.
Please calm down.
I'm fine.
What is it? Let me take a bath.
I'm a little worried, aren't I?
Who are you?
I am the new master of this planet, Lord Ta-Korin.
Where did you come from?
I came from Korin Planet.
Do you know it?
Where did you come from?
I came on a strawberry carriage.
It's not a spaceship.
Really?
Yes.
Korin Planet is the birthplace of New Korinko and Apple Momoka.
Anyway, it's a fancy planet which is considered as a cute planet.
However,
Korin Planet is having more and more activities recently,
and it's hard to find a place to live.
So, I decided to move to this planet.
However,
this planet is still cute.
What is it?
But, those feelings are what I fear the most!
You, Otenba-musume, you know!
Since we're here, how about we play one song at the end?
This is also some kind of fate!
Although they blew out the candles, they decided to do it again because it's their lucky day.
What is the cuteness non-stop universe song composed by Tarklin and Yooklin?
It's a song composed by a troupe member, "Strawberry Carriage", go ahead!
It's been a while since I heard this song.
At first, you seemed like a terrible singer.
Yes, I reflect on myself quite a lot.
What kind of shape is the toilet?
It's round and filled with water in the middle.