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Goto!
Goto Team! Comedian Magiuta is back!
Magiuta is back after 4 years!
This year's Magiuta is...
8 high school singers have put together a new song!
Leader Himiko is back!
16 years of seriously creating Magiuta!
In addition to regular members...
Bakarizumu!
Get Goto!
Araichi Iwai!
And for the first time...
Party-chan is participating!
Fantasy is exploding in the theater!
And starting this year...
Milk is back!
I'm a little happy!
If you laugh...
The song will end right away!
The song that became a hot topic among the judges is...
Toyomoto-chan's acting is good!
Masato Sakai!
Takako Matsu!
Everyone praises Toyomoto!
Isn't it weird for Toyomoto-chan to be massacred?
You don't know?
I don't know what happened.
You don't know?
Toyomoto-chan, you're not going to tell us?
I'll tell you!
You're not going to tell us?
You're not going to tell us what happened?
It was a conversation with a woman at the theater...
Do you want me to lick your ass?
"The nasty song" begins!
I don't care about it!
The top batter is Maguito's leader, Himuko!
What kind of concept is this?
A good show is about originality.
That's what I want to cherish.
I don't want anything else.
I see.
You don't want anything else because you're a legal person.
That's right.
I don't want anything else because I'm a legal person.
Hey, who's a legal person?
Of course!
Who's a legal person? Of course!
Well, I'm a legal person.
What about dieting?
Yes, I'm on a diet.
But you don't look thin at all, do you?
Yes, I do. My body shape is round and chubby.
You idiot!
But I've been watching Nakayama Muscle Man's YouTube channel.
You know why I'm thin, don't you?
No, I don't know why you're thin.
Hey, hey, you just said it!
Hey, Himuko, you just said it!
Hey, Himuko!
Are you thin?
Or are you not thin?
Which one is it?
I don't know!
No, you're not thin.
I'm not thin!
I don't know!
It's not good for your muscles.
It's not good for your back muscles.
Aren't you going to imitate Shiakira Kobayashi this time?
No, I'm not here every year to imitate Shiakira Kobayashi.
I do it every year!
Hey, hey, you just said it!
Hey, Himuko!
Are you going to imitate Shiakira Kobayashi?
Or are you not going to do it?
Which one is it?
Hey, hey, hey, Himiko said it!
Are you going to do it?
Are you not going to do it?
Which one is it?
Are you not going to do it?
She said it!
She said it in the middle of it!
Tell us about the theme of the song.
Yes, "thank you"
It's "thank you"
Yes, the title is one letter of the alphabet.
s
"s" always stays close to me.
"s" always stays closer to me.
"s" always stays close to me.
If you don't mind, judges will have some milk to eat.
Banana Man and Himura Yuuki sing "s" in the song.
Please sing "s" with me.
Yes, "s" has been with me for a long time.
But I didn't realize how important "s" was.
But I was able to realize it.
"S"'s greatness. "S"'s importance.
That's why I'm singing about "S" today.
The most important thing for me right now is...
the sauna.
Sauna, na-na, let's get ready!
Okay!
Taki-machi-ashi, bitch-yo! Bitch-yo, bitch-yo!
Sauna, na-na, let's get ready!
Yes, we're ready!
Do you know about the greatness of the sauna?
It relieves fatigue and stress.
And most of all, you lose weight.
Look at me.
Do you like the sauna?
Are you going to lose weight? Are you not?
Which one is it? I don't know!
The sauna is good.
Onigiri are good.
After the sauna, beer and grilled meat.
Maybe my prediction is a little negative.
What do you want to eat?
One plus one makes me feel good, plus one makes me feel empty, zero!
Anyway, it's the best!
Sauna is the best!
There's one thing you can't allow in a sauna like that.
When I go to a sauna, all the other guests look at my dick!
Sauna, sauna, let's not wait for it!
Don't look at Himiko's short-lived dick!
Sauna, sauna, let's not wait for it!
Don't look at Himiko's short-lived dick!
Sauna, sauna, let's not wait for it!
After you go into the water, your dick is done!
Before you go to bed, your dick is done!
After you go into the water, your dick is done!
Kimuko's single-category dickhead, don't look at it, don't look at it!
Saunaanaana, let's stop for a second!
Kimuko's encourages-dickhead, don't look at it, don't look at it!
Da-na-na-na-na-na-na-na!
I saw your dick!
Saunaanaana, let's stop for a second!
I don't know if it's "yes" or "no".
You don't say "yes" about a sauna, do you?
You two are really good at dancing.
You practiced a lot, didn't you?
We practiced a lot.
Almost every day.
Yes, we watched TVS and TV tower.
TVS?
I remembered.
Milk is hard.
That's right.
You always work hard.
Mr. Nakano, how was it?
I'm moved.
Thank you very much.
I love milk.
I'm happy to see it in person.
I didn't think you would say "milk".
I always say "milk".
But you always say "milk".
Why do you say "milk"?
I don't say "milk".
Next, Kakuta Kihiro of TOKYO 03.
It's nostalgic.
It's the atmosphere of the early days of MAJOR DAYS.
But why are you wearing your old costume today?
Last year, TOKYO 03 celebrated its 20th anniversary.
Thank you very much.
It's a turning point.
I see.
But you're a former manager, so you must have been very happy.
That's right. As someone like Jinniki-chan, I'm very thoughtful.
Of course, I've been active in live performances.
I appeared in two commercials for TOKYO 03.
And I appeared in three commercials for Kakuta Kihiro.
That's right.
Since I'm a manager, I know how to deal with gags.
Last year, Kakuta Kihiro's annual income was about 8 million yen.
Don't say that!
Don't say it like that!
I'm very thoughtful.
It looks like you had some happy news.
It's a personal matter.
Last November, a baby was born.
Congratulations!
Thank you very much.
How did you feel when you became a father?
Babies are so cute.
I want to take good care of them.
And now, this person came to celebrate with us.
Congratulations!
He's a great guest.
You're a good friend of Kakuta Kihiro.
That's right.
We also perform together in live performances.
Do you perform together with Kakuta Kihiro?
No, we don't.
I'm happy to see you.
Thank you.
I'm happy.
Kakuta Kihiro is here.
I'm happy.
What is the theme of this song?
It's been 20 years.
I sang about what I felt.
What is the title of the song?
"20".
"20" is lame.
Why is it lame?
Why is the title lame?
When TOKYO-03 celebrated its 20th anniversary,
Kakuta Kihiro sang "20" to his father when he was 50 years old.
It's a song you should listen to even if you're lazy.
It's a song written by the band and it's called "Nijuu".
I was barefaced and naked in front of you.
You had a controller in your right hand and a controller in your left hand.
And I was naked.
I carved a road with a controller.
I climbed a cliff with a controller.
I picked up a rose with a controller.
Oh, Nijuu.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine.
This is my song which lasted for two years.
20 years, 20 years, 20 years and 20 years...
Keep standing up!
As Kaki's vice general, this is my 20th year.
I've been fine this year...
Hold still!
As Kaki's vice general, this is my 20th year.
Watching him, I promise to have fun and be—
Hey!
keep the promise!
Hey,'that's not it!
No! No! No!
Now is my 20th! My 20th anniversary!
20 million! 20 million!
Twenty! Twenty! Twenty!
Credit To Star 20!
20 million! 20 million! 20 million! 20!
Damn you all!
20! It's 20 million!
Ash and Dee are celebrating their 32nd anniversary this year.
It's none of your business!
Stop it! This is my stage!
Let me introduce you!
This is my band!
On Bass, Kitayama Taishi!
Stop!
And on Keyboard, Otake Ryota!
Stop!
What does "stop" mean?
On Drums, Matsushita Masano!
Stop!
Let me hear you!
And this guy!
Mr. 20th Anniversary, Nakita Akio!
Stop!
When it comes to happiness, it's birth of a child!
Congratulations!
That's right! I'll be a wonderful father and do my best for my daughter!
20 years! 20 years! I'll do my best for my daughter!
20! 20! 20! 20! I've been raising her for 20 years!
20! 20! 20! 20! 20! 20 years more and I'll be dead!
50! 50! 50! 50! I'm still living!
50! 50! 50 years more and I'll be dead!
70! 70! 70! 70! 70! 70! 70! 70! 70! 70! 70! 70!
I'll be dead!
You're dead!
That was cool!
Thank you very much.
You dominated.
Did you feel good?
Yes, I did.
I felt good.
Hamaken is good at controlling the band.
They know how to say "go" and "stop" very well.
That's right.
Players come back to life.
They become cool musically.
They are different.
Thierry.
Nakano.
Touch me.
What?
Don't you hear me?
My voice.
He is like you.
I'm used to being eaten.
The 20th anniversary of Pista.
Kakuta!
Akihiro!
Stop!
He is getting faster and faster.
After this,
A happy man.
A happy song.
Next is Haraichi Iwai.
What song will a happy man, who announced his marriage last year, sing?
Thank you very much.
You announced your marriage last year, didn't you, Iwai-san?
Yes, I did.
Congratulations.
Did you know about it, Sawabe-san?
I didn't know about it until the day before the announcement.
Do you have any family you want to have?
I want each of us to have a family where we work hard for our dreams.
At least, I don't want my wife to be a comedian who laughs at her husband's complaints.
Do you have any family you want to have?
I want to have my own family.
I don't think that's what you want.
I also want to have a family with Hide Nakayama- san, who is a senior at my agency.
Speaking of marriage, you are a happy man and you have many female hosts.
Do you think you will graduate from being a comedian?
I don't think I will be a comedian anymore.
Are you not angry with each other anymore?
I'm not angry with each other anymore.
But I'm still angry with my wife for getting married.
She is young.
Were you angry with her for getting married?
I don't like it when people who are not in love with me complain about me for getting married.
I'm young, so I don't like it.
It's not wrong for people who love each other to get married.
He is still angry with her.
What is the theme of this song?
I want to have my own family.
Looking back at my life, the person I have been with for the longest time is my mother.
It's not me!
I thought it was you!
The title of the song is "Mother".
I'm moved.
Now that you have decided to get married, you want to express your gratitude.
What is a good song for your beloved mother?
Part one, Iwai Yuki's song "Mother", here we go!
Who is the most important person in the world?
It's always been you!
The first and last love letter of a man who was born and raised by you.
If you look back at your old albums, you'll always see your family's smiles.
You and your father, me and my sister.
What a nice family!
It wasn't a happy one, but you didn't feel bad about it.
Everyone in your family is wearing matching clothes.
Hysteric Glamour!
You and your friends travel with your family.
Three families, a total of six people are Hysteric Glamour.
When you decided to become an artist, you didn't say anything.
Just the two of you in the car.
At this hour, you're swaying on the dashboard.
You were looking at the white part of your shirt and the sheet in your palm.
I love you, Mother!
Don't worry about me anymore.
Now it's my turn to protect you.
I want to say "thank you" to your mother.
Thank you for giving birth and raising me.
When we first met, you told us this.
We should break up as soon as possible.
What do you mean?
Just forget about it for now.
I thank you from the bottom of my heart.
Salmon rice is bland,
but I thank you from the bottom of my heart.
I love you, Mother!
Don't worry about me anymore.
Now it's my turn to protect you.
Mom, thank you for everything you've done for me.
But it's hard being in the entertainment world.
When one problem is solved, another problem is born.
But like before, I won't let you ask me about my problems.
I don't want you to worry about me anymore.
I wonder if I can't talk to anyone anymore.
Hey, Iwai.
Are you worried about something?
If you have a problem, tell me.
This voice is...
I respect you, dad!
Hide-chan Nakayama!
If you have a problem you can't talk to me about,
you can talk to me...
I mean, dad!
If you have a problem you can't talk to me about,
you can talk to me...
If you have a problem you can't talk to me about,
you can talk to me...
You can talk to me?
I'm happy!
Kirino!
No, dad!
Iwai!
Tell me whatever you want.
I'll solve it for you, dad.
When you marry a young woman,
you're told you like all young women.
Sometimes you feel down.
But you don't want anyone to see you like that.
Hide-san, what were you doing at that time?
He stood up because of my shoulder.
He said he stood up because of his shoulder!
Dad, should we take him to a party or something like that to unite with the staff as a program MC?
Should we go eat at a banquet hall?
Go eat at a banquet hall!
Should we also make some kind of offering to increase the staff's morale?
It's an "every week" answer, right?
Every week... every week...
It's a "shumai bento"!!
Mr. Ekumori...
What about it, Iwai?
You're chilling without saying anything to your dad, right?
Umm... well... it was of no use!
What's that supposed to mean?
Was Krivitsuten fish there?
I was surprised and surprised!
Alright! Iwai and Hide-chan are the best in this election!
Ready, set...
Mutekki! Mutekki!
Today's first place goes to...
...Elmo Migo with Hideyuki Nakayama!
Let's go together, all together we'll sink...
...if we go past the summit we'll rise up!
The waves of this world are like Elmo Migo...
...all together, yeah...
...it's Elmo Migo!
It's nostalgic...
Wow!
The sense of reality of Kippori is amazing!
What is it?
Hime-san! Hime-san!
Your father came for you!
Thank you very much!
For your amazing junior!
Rie-han came here first thing in the morning...
It's 8 and a half!
I'm sorry!
Thank you!
During this time...
TV Tokyo's...
"Forgetting the City", "Japanese Song"...
We recorded it!
What?!
And now it's this time!
"Forgetting the City"!
I'm sorry!
Thank you!
Your father is still alive and well!
You like Ihagi, don't you?
I like him a lot!
I like him the most!
You like him the most, don't you?!
But you married a Japanese channel, didn't you?
No, I'm not a Japanese woman!
I'm not a Japanese woman!
I'm 19 years old!
19! 19!
19 years old!
I'm 19 years old!
I don't know!
Next up is...
Robert Akiyama's...
"LA COBRA"!
Thank you!
You're more fashionable than usual!
Yes, I might be a little pop.
You've changed!
Thank you!
Would you like to tell us your band name?
We didn't choose our band name "LA COBRA"...
We're Nezen Cobra now...
It's "kenzen" in English, isn't it?!
We apt for everything.
What did you do before?
I supplied clean water to Singapore.
It's one of the top organizations in Japan.
What about over there?
It's all about fire.
They open the gas cap of a ship and let out gasoline.
It's the worst!
They open the gas cap of a ship and let out gasoline.
It's the worst!
They do the worst thing.
They remove the sail of a ship and let out gasoline.
It's bad.
But there are many people in the entertainment world who are unhealthy and neglectful.
It's a waste.
People who have been sucking dirty water and working hard since they were young
end up with just a little thing.
It breaks my heart.
People with a good sense disappear.
That's true.
There are many such news in LA.
There are many such news in Japan.
Do they come in?
That part of LA is completely blocked.
That's right.
Mr. Atabe of Anjou City, the multifunctional toilet...
Hm...
Multifunctional toilet.
I'm sorry. I don't know.
I'm sorry. Multifunctional toilet.
Is there any news you remember?
The one I remember is...
I mentioned it earlier.
The one about the line on my butt...
The loose news comes in.
He said it.
The loose news comes in.
That's right.
There was also an entertainment reporter who made a mistake.
There was an entertainment reporter who made a mistake in the afternoon.
There was also an entertainment reporter who made a mistake in the afternoon.
FUJIYOSHI?
TAKAWA YOSUKE's wife made a mistake in the afternoon.
I saw it.
TAKAWA said, "It's okay, I believe you."
It's okay, I believe you.
Are we looking at something different?
If you change your way of thinking, you won't have such a scandal.
Everyone just doesn't know about it.
The title of the song is "Ah, you sound, our magic"
The theme of the song is "Magic that removes unhealthy incidents".
What kind of song is it?
It's a song by Robert Akiyama and it's called "Ah, you sound, our magic."
Before you get lost, why don't you make a tank of your own?
Before you enjoy yourself, are you sure you want me to do it?
(It's a simple task)
Just by pinching it, you can't change it forever (it's mysterious)
Temptation of playfulness, honey trap
In an instant, you'll let go of everything
But before you do, you have to do it yourself!
(It's a simple task)
Just for the sake of your family, you have to do it!
Before you go out, you should take off your clothes and rest for five hours
Then you should go to Iwakuni
Neither of you have a sense of danger!
It's not good! It's not good!
(Make sure you check it)
You can't take it off! You have to take it off!
If you're still young, you should take it off!
Taking it off is important!
Everyone, let's take it off!
Everyone, are you taking it off?
If you're worried about it and you can't take it off and you can't stand it, you're weird!
If you take it off, you'll never get better!
I don't like it if you just take it off!
(It's a miserable thing)
(Is it better to play with good girls?)
(Once you take it off)
(You can concentrate on eating and waiting)
Mysterious magic, there is no other
I envy you, but if you lose your job,
It's good for you to take off your clothes in the rain
Take it off, take it off, take it off, take it off, take it off
It's not good for you to change your taste with your left hand
You can take it off as many times as you like, you should take it off, take it off, take it off, take it off
It's not good for you to change your taste with your left hand
But tonight, I'll also take off my clothes
(It's already over)
You should take it off
Take it off, take it off, take it off, take it off, take it off, take it off, take it off, take it off
Take it off yourself
Take it off, take it off, you should take it off
It's not good for you to take it off
Let me out first!
It's two and a half hours!
Let's go safe!
Let me out!
I won't do anything for four or five hours!
It's a simple method.
You just have to pull it out.
I just have to pull it out 15 hours before it comes out.
Nothing will happen.
You are strong.
I pull it out a lot.
Are you okay?
I'm absolutely okay.
I'm pulling it out a lot.
What do you think, Nakano-san?
The melody and rhythm are perfect and the content is good.
Everyone on the stage should listen to it.
Before signing with an agency or a label, you should listen to it.
It's easy, isn't it?
It's not difficult.
You just have to pull it out 15 minutes before it comes out.
I don't know if I like it or not.
I don't know if it will be my last choice.
But I like it the most.
So I'm okay.
How long before you pull it out?
After rehearsal today.
Why?
It resonated a lot, didn't it?
I held back my milk until the last minute.
I listened to it carefully.
There are many funny and interesting songs.
But I didn't know that I could meet a song that I could sympathize with so much.
Yesterday, I said "five-hour pack" in my private room.
Five hours and four!
What is "five-hour pack"?
You're relieved, aren't you?
You never do anything weird, do you?
I never do anything weird!
It's a funny song!
It's a song that everyone in the entertainment world can sympathize with.
You're making fun of me, aren't you?
Next up is Bakarhythm, who continues to cut open Magito's heart and soul with his own eyes!
What?
He became a different kind of fashionable man.
My mustache is high.
When I face songs seriously, I gradually become like this.
What?
A child born in March?
Yes, that's right.
Congratulations!
Thank you very much.
You must be very busy with work.
Isn't it difficult for you to get along with children?
I've gotten used to it.
The first month is quite difficult, isn't it?
I'm sure you all think so.
You may spit out waste while you are changing your shoes.
But you can laugh because you are a child.
Did you change your mind?
Yes, I became very tolerant of people.
Hiden was a very small person.
He turned his face right away.
He used to be like that.
But now everyone is a baby.
Everyone is like that, isn't it?
Did you all come from there?
At first, everyone was spitting out waste.
We couldn't stand up.
Satomi Kotaro was also a baby at first.
At first, she was like this.
You shouldn't say your personal name.
Yashie was also a baby at first.
At first, everyone was like that.
What is the theme of this song?
I think everyone in the entertainment world can sympathize with this song.
Until now, I've been singing about my personal feelings.
I think everyone can sympathize with this song.
I want to share my feelings with you.
What is the title of the song?
"Guts Pose For You".
Is it a cheering song?
Yes, it is.
What is the new song of BAKARIZUMU, which is said to be a hit song for all entertainers, actors and idols?
It is BAKARIZUMU's original song "Guts Pose For You".
Please listen to it.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
No matter what it is,
it will one day run out of space.
My pocket, which was full of things,
is now empty.
Even things like that, you don't know about,
and with an innocent smile, you want me and trouble me.
After covering a new show and talking about my impressions and episodes of the recording,
you throw me a silver tongue.
Then at the end, you ask me what I like about you.
After answering so many questions,
and pulling out all kinds of sensational scenes,
you throw me a silver tongue.
Then at the end, you ask me what I like about you.
There's nothing left of it.
Everything is beautiful, quiet and peaceful.
What we talked about earlier is the highlight of it all.
This is the first "Golden Special".
Of course, we'll leave some of the late-night rides behind,
but we have a gorgeous guest with us today.
Even so, I manage to squeeze out what I don't want to lose.
After I barely made it out of the rain, I get thrown out of the interview.
I send a message to the viewers.
I've always avoided the viewers.
Everything up to now is a message.
But please look at me.
There's nothing but me.
Even so, I pretend to do it and say a shallow message.
When I've managed to deceive you well,
the cameraman knows me.
I pose for no reason at all.
Even so, I'm grateful.
You searched for me, loved me and touched me.
That's why I dedicate my heart to you.
GUTS BOYS!
It's great.
It's a great song.
His singing voice is good, too.
As I sing better and better, my singing voice gets like this.
It's not prohibited to sing like that, is it?
You laughed at me.
That's why you were so excited.
I didn't know it at first.
Oh, did you?
You started singing and understood it.
You did "guts pose" at the end, didn't you?
I don't remember it anymore.
I'm not singing in harmony, am I?
No, you're not.
You said "guts pose" at the end, didn't you?
I'm using it now.
You're asking "what was it like before?"
You're asking questions, too.
The interviewer I interviewed was a real interviewer.
I asked him what "guts pose" was.
I didn't want to ask him about the message.
It's easy to end it.
That's why you're making me say it.
As a tip...
The bell has rung.
It means...
it's a spotlight corner.
It's a spotlight corner.
This time, it's this man.
Here you go!
Oh!
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
It's good, isn't it? It's gorgeous.
Two gyaru and gyaru's party manzai attracted attention.
Now, it's rising rapidly.
Party Champ!
But you know, you really had a break last year, didn't you?
I don't think of it as a break.
It's not the way I think of it.
It's like you're messing with me.
It's like you're starting a move.
Isn't it like that?
What do you mean by dissatisfaction?
I'm dissatisfied.
It's like you're admiring Mr. Yamasato of Nankai Candies.
That's how you're trying to manipulate us.
You haven't even gone that far on stage, and you're like, "Who's saying what?"
I can't listen to you.
You're making fun of me.
If you were in this situation now, what would you say?
You have an enemy.
First of all, you're amazing.
You're amazing.
You're giving me a chance to challenge myself.
You said you were amazing, but what do you think of it?
I don't know what you're talking about.
But you know, out of you three, only you're number one, but you look like you're nervous.
No, I'm not.
You look like you're working hard.
Not at all. I got used to being nervous when I was ten years old.
What?
Isn't it like this?
Is there a time when you think "she's good"?
I've rubbed my favorite things a few times.
What's your favorite?
When Nobuko was using Japanese and didn't know what she was saying,
she said "my ears will retire" and said "don't you want them to retire?"
That's your favorite, right?
I've said it a few times.
Isn't it amazing that ears will retire?
It's amazing!
Do you know what "service" is?
Please explain it.
It's like "my ears aren't talking at all" and "my ears are rotten" and "I'm not working anymore"
It's like that.
It's different?
It's 80% correct.
It's correct!
Retirement means you can come back.
It's like that.
It's good.
This time, they said they made Suga-chan's serious worries into songs.
Even when we're talking about something, we don't play with our nails or concentrate at all.
The song's title is "my lonely memories".
ku
ta
Well...
Please stand by for the song.
Please swallow the milk.
Please.
Are you nervous?
Are you okay?
Are you nervous?
Can you do it?
Me?
Why? I'm definitely not talking to you, Suga-chan.
Why do you only listen to me?
There's a possibility, so I thought I'd crush it.
Hey, I'm really okay.
I'm already in.
Please listen.
It's Party-chan's cover of "My Lonely Memories". Here you go.
This is a diary I wrote in order for me to live in this entertainment world in a positive way.
The days of impatience and failure.
I said and talked about it.
Mr. Sakagami Shinobu said to me, "You're not funny."
After that, I couldn't hear for a while.
"Your talk is thin and long," he said to me.
"It would be nice if it was pizza," I replied.
The pizza didn't last long.
Kyonchi won the big show "The Owl."
Nobuko lost twice in a row.
I lost every time in the first round.
My tolerance for Oreo had changed.
I gave advice to Kyonchi.
He put out his tongue and raised his middle finger.
Are you sure you're okay like this?
I don't know.
If you enjoy it without thinking too much...
This is...
Parira Parira Parira
I'm not kidding!
It's not gonna sell!
Use your brain and think!
Mochi bread, mochi bread, mochi mochi bread
I'm thinking about Parira Parira game open
We lost to M-one last year
when we had to win
I want to do better
To get there, we need grand ideas!
Help us out!
That's true, the comedy world isn't sweet
It's even colder
Colder, colder, colder, cuter, cuter
Nails, nails, nails!
Oh, it's the entertainment world.
I was told not to talk like a person who is not good at anything.
In the dressing room, Mr. Westland Iguchi said, "There is no one who supports you."
He said my way of life as an entertainer is too lame.
I'm saying this because I think of myself as Mr. Yamasato,
but I was told you should be aiming for a cameo role.
What do you think of this?
Oh, sorry. I didn't hear you.
Hey! Mind your own business!
Parira, parira, entertainer!
You guys need to think more!
Can we really be entertainers like this?
Shut up!
We need more freedom!
What?
Parira, parira, entertainer!
Do whatever you like!
Parira, parira, have fun!
Parira, parira, dance all you like!
Parira, parira, party all you like!
Parira, parira, entertainer!
Well, I guess we can do this, too.
No, you two were doing it right.
You two were doing it right.
No, I was doing it right, too.
So, you two were really absorbed in it.
Absorbed in it?
Well, you're in charge of absorbing it, right?
In charge of absorbing it?
If you're number one in absorbing it, you're number one in absorbing it.
Number one in absorbing it!
Next is the soulful Magiuta rocker, Foot Goto!
The next Magiuta singer is Mr. Goto!
Bang!
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
You got it, didn't you?
Yes, I did!
I'm really sorry!
No, no, no!
I'm sorry!
But you have children!
Yes!
You have twins!
Twins!
Yes!
Congratulations!
Thank you, thank you!
That's great!
But do you feed your children right away?
Or do you eat a lot?
Huh?
Yes, I eat a lot.
I mean, I haven't started a new job yet.
You don't have that amount of money for a new job, do you?
Or you don't do what you usually do at all.
Do you hang out with someone?
Huh?
Huh? You got married to a director of a variety show with Mr. Goto!
I'm not a gal!
You two are totally different.
If you knew each other, you would have met at "Moshi Tours"
That's "Gal Sonay"
Don't forget "Garsonay"
Goto-san, it seems like you like rice the most out of food.
That's "Gal Sonay"
I'm saying "Gal Sonnet" at the last minute.
Do you participate in raising children?
I do what I can do.
Do you sing a lullaby?
I sing a lullaby.
What kind of song do you sing?
What?
I was wondering what kind of song you would sing.
Can you sleep?
I can't sleep.
What is that?
I heard you're drinking less these days.
I'm drinking less.
I drank too much.
I'm a rock 'n' roller, so I drank too much.
What are you doing without drinking?
I'm not drinking, but I'm eating sweets for the first time in my life.
I see.
You're an ex-athlete, so you eat a lot of sweets.
You eat a lot of sweets.
I'm not a fool.
Wait a minute.
I'm barely talking.
I don't know about people who eat a lot of sweets.
You're a sweet stand of TORIO, right?
I'm a sweet stand of TORIO, right?
You're a sweet stand of TORIO, right?
TORIO...
Who asked you to do it?
What are you doing? Are you making fun of me?
Are you making fun of me?
You almost said it.
I said "Mr. Gotoh"!
Mr. Gotoh!
What? Can't you understand me? I keep saying "Mr. Gotoh".
Mr. Gotoh?
Did you guys retire your ears?
Hey! Did you retire your ears?
He's using it well.
He's happy now.
I don't care about talking about eating too much.
What's the theme of this show?
The theme is "spies".
"Spies"?
Yes.
You guys are spending your daily life like you always do.
I made this show with the theme of "spies".
I see. You guys are not having fun even if you do it every day.
That's right.
You forget you are alive even if you do it every day.
Then you don't have energy.
"Body and soul"!
What is that?
"Body and soul" is not a song for you now!
I was born with it!
Mr. Gotoh's song is "dead or alive" which is thrilling to listen to in your boring daily life.
Let's listen to the first and second song "spies".
Mr. Gotoh's song is "dead or alive".
Let's listen to it.
Beef or chicken?
Beef or chicken?!
or die.
Oh...
Simenso Carnival.
Yeah!
Lamborghini, debil, karate!
(laughter)
Gagato ni nai, shiranai why? (laughter)
James Bond play points (laughter)
Yatsumo au, tabera ga shittosatta (laughter)
Shuri Mika wa mission comp reel (laughter)
Wow... (laughter)
Shiranai ga, sleep on the bed (laughter)
Don't pay attention to that talkative girl (laughter)
The large curtain that opens against each other is Sharyoshen (laughter)
Wow... (laughter)
Car chase to the car safe zone
Absolute Absolute Michael Lown (laughter)
Yeah... (laughter)
Oh, make love.
The city is California.
The weather is good.
My face is purple.
I was betrayed.
Look at people and look at me.
In the downtown.
Look at the angel's smile.
Oh, Molly.
I don't know what I'm doing in this world.
Yeah!
Love is love all around.
In this city, yes,
there are betrayers.
I know that.
Yeah!
It's you!
Oh!
Sand!
Ouch!
What's this?
Ouch!
What's this?
Oh!
Poke, poke.
The city is fashionable.
Follow me.
Yeah!
If you're a man, hide your ugly face.
Yeah!
Ouch!
Oh!
Ouch!
Seto, you wanko.
[Laughter]
[Applause and cheers]
What is this?
Don't say "what is this?" like you're a spy.
Just do it properly!
Say it, Maiko.
[Laughter and applause]
I really wanted to say it.
My ears are ringing.
It's really amazing.
It's in everyone's ears.
Huh? Really?
Sit down.
I'm not the only traitor.
Wow!
Everyone, sit down.
Sit down, Seto!
Who else is a traitor?
Stand up!
[Laughter and applause]
What is this?
[Laughter and applause]
What do you mean "stand up"?
This is all you have!
[Laughter and applause]
Who else is a traitor?
[Laughter and applause]
I'm going to die!
[Laughter and applause]
The big catch is a huge group of people!
What kind of faces will 100-year-old human-made messengers appear tonight?
We have received letters from a group of people again, so we would like to read them.
There are still a lot of letters.
That's right.
Humanity is in danger.
Those stars that occupied Japan in the 2000s
seem to invade Earth again.
Everyone, please be careful.
It's scary.
A group of people won't come?
I'm a little scared.
[Laughter and applause]
It's not the time for you to say that.
He said it.
Calm down.
Are you okay?
I'm okay.
What is it?
I'm a little worried.
It's a little scary, isn't it?
[Music]
It's coming!
[Music]
What?
[Laughter and applause]
It's a little scary.
Oxygen concentration is good.
Humidity is no problem.
Carbon dioxide is a little high.
[Laughter]
What is it?
Who are you?
I'm the new master of this planet.
I'm Mr. Tarklin.
Where are you from?
Are you here for me?
I'm from Kolin.
[Laughter and applause]
What?
You're from Kolin.
I'm Tarklin.
Do you know?
What are you here for?
I'm on a strawberry carriage.
[Laughter]
It's not a spaceship.
Is that so?
[Music]
Yes, Kolin is the birthplace of Draco Lincoln and Princess Apple Momoka.
It's a fancy planet where cuteness is justice.
[Music]
However!
The number of Kolin satellites is increasing and it's hard to find a place to live.
So we decided to move to this planet.
What?
However!
[Laughter]
There are still a lot of things that are not cute on this planet.
What?
Rinko, Rinko, Koko, Koko
What is it?
What is it? It's a sock!
It's a mask!
What is it?
It's a suit! It's weird!
But now it's cute!
There are still things that are not cute!
Rinko, Rinko, Koko, Koko
What?
Mr. Kazama! Mr. Kazama in the camera did it!
What?
What is it?
It's eyes are cute!
I will make this planet cute like this!
Stop it!
What?
Thank you for your hard work!
What is it? Hey, let's stop it!
What do you mean, Yukori? The development is not over yet!
Forcibly...
Making things that are not cute cute...
That feeling is not cute at all!
Even if you don't like it, you accept it and live with it!
That feeling is the cutest!
What? Yukori has grown up!
That young girl!
How about a song at the end?
Why?
This is also some kind of fate!
Then, can you sing one song for me?
Yes, of course!
Thank you very much!
Although they all blew out the candles, due to their fate, they decided to do it again.
With "tarcolin" and "eucolin",
"kawaisa" will sing non-stop "Space Song" and...
With a song written by "gekidan hitori",
"ichigo no basha", "strawberry carriage"
Here you go!
koumekake de
detakusou ja!
kimi ni ute to
Tomadoi and kanashimi wasurete And I'm confused and forget about my sadness
Mujaki ni warau kimi wo sagasu And I innocently laugh as I look for you
Bokura wa itsuka kegarete shimau kamo And we might one day become dirty
Dakedo ano hoshi nara kawaii kurareru But that star will make me cute
the strawberry is the nicknick, take it to the corny
true and happy star corny
the corny is the star
the strawberry is the nicknick, take it to the corny
the corny is the star
That's so baby, that good thing, baby is in your hand
The corny is the star
Corny is the star
That's amazing.
- Is it over? - It's already over, right?
What's with you?
The 3D scenes of "PARKLIN" will be sold out?!
The highest price is 150,000 yen!
Details are on the show's homepage!
Are you buying it?
- Yukore! - Yes, it's been a while!
It's been a while since I heard you sing, Yukore.
At first, you seemed like a terrible singer.
Yes, I reflect on myself quite a lot.
Are you always cute like this?
Yes, you're all cute.
Your hearts, from the sky to the ground, you're all cute, right?
That's right!
- Do you have a bathroom? - You do, right?
I do!
What does it look like?
It's round and filled with water in the middle.
- Is it like that in "PARKLIN"? - That's right!
- Is Yukorin's house a heart? - Yes, it is!
I can't take it anymore!
Everyone, please support us for our last shoot!
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