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"Gotta Dan" Unforgivable Series!
Make girls laugh!
There is nothing dirty about it!
Unforgivable Series, where comedians work hard just to make girls laugh!
Today's guests are Mr. Ginshane and Mr. Rishikigoi!
Nice to meet you!
You used to love Magirabu and Rishikigoi, didn't you?
Yes!
I just remembered that Magirabu and Rishikigoi had the same job!
I asked him, "Is that your job?" and he said, "Yes, it is!"
I asked him, "Is it really okay for me to do it again?"
But it's not allowed to do manzai, is it?
No, it's okay for you to do your own job.
I also did a host's job before.
Did you receive the host's job?
I didn't get it.
This time, it's Shida Nemes who's going to make us laugh.
She's only going to make us laugh when it's really funny.
So, every time you laugh, you lose 1,000 yen minus from the prize money.
Now, let's start making girls laugh.
I do radio with her.
I've been doing it with her for about half a year now.
I do Kamen Rider.
Can you do the transformation pose of Kamen Rider?
Yes, I can.
Do it.
In front of everyone.
Henshin!
Pika!
Kamen Rider Under.
That's good.
Go, Hashimoto!
Go, go, go!
Go, Hashimoto!
So, Kamen Rider is almost on the right.
Kamen Rider is almost on the right.
Henshin!
Almost on the right.
Amazing!
So fast!
Kamen Rider!
Transformation speed!
Don't do it now.
What did you do?
Why did you make that face?
You look funny.
You look like you're in a good mood.
Why did you do that?
You shouldn't have done that.
I'm angry now.
What is it?
You can't pay me with cash.
You shouldn't have made that face.
You look like you're in a good mood.
You shouldn't have made that face.
You look like you're in a good mood.
Do you want other Riders?
Kamen Rider Hage.
You should have made that face.
Kamen Rider Hage.
Please step back.
You should have made that face.
You should make a normal face.
You should be playful.
You should make a normal face.
You look funny.
You look like you're in a good mood.
- Then I'll be second. - I'll be third.
- Around here. - Then we'll do "strange face, kiss, train"
- Shido and Adoro, look at each other. - Right!
- Is that really okay? - Yes.
"Strange face, kiss, train" Ready, start!
(Strange face, kiss, train)
OK, one more time, stop!
Hashimoto...
Yes?
I think you should do it at the end.
At the end...
Director!
Yes?
Let me do it.
Can you do it?
I can do it!
You can't...
You can't?!
You can do it!
Is there anyone else who wants to do it?
Is it OK?
It's "skash", isn't it?
OK, I'll do "skash".
Let me do it!
Director!
Let me do "skash"!
Can you do it?
I can do it!
You can't, can you?!
What is this?!
You're blocking me twice!
I saw it!
It's just a simple conversation.
I saw it!
It's just "can you do it?"
I saw it!
Is that OK for you?!
Is it OK for you?!
Director!
Let me do "tori".
Let me do it, too!
He's been practicing alone ever since he finished school!
Do you all think so?!
Director, let me do it, too!
Let me do it, too!
Director, let me do it, too!
Di...
It's not "daisato" anymore!
It's "tipoito"!
You laughed!
You can't laugh, director!
Then we'll do it in order.
We'll do it in order.
Take it easy!
Three of you, get ready.
Concentrate on changing faces and practice.
Get ready. Start!
[Laughter]
2 points! 2 points!
[Applause]
Nice! Nice!
OK! OK!
He's good at running and catching!
[Applause]
What's up? Do you have any plan?
I'm just a team player.
Wait a minute. You don't want to sit down yet?
Yeah.
You don't want to sit down?
[Laughter]
It sounds like a plan "an old man fell down".
Let's do it!
An old man fell down plan!
Let's do it!
An old man fell down.
In the rhythm of "an old man fell down",
every time a girl turns around,
we all change and laugh.
[Laughter]
We can't do it!
We can only change!
We can do it!
Shida, you say "an old man fell down" and turn around.
OK.
Let's do it!
Are you OK?
It's too cold in here, isn't it?
Are you OK?
Can you do it?
If you don't have confidence, don't do it!
Can you do it?
Can I really do it?
Can I pull everyone's legs?
If you have that feeling, you can do it!
Don't think about others and answer!
Let's do it together!
Look at me.
[Laughter]
We can do it!
Don't look!
[Laughter]
We're not looking!
Why do you turn around and do it?
Then we'll do it!
We can do it!
Yes!
We can do it!
Then, Shida, please!
An old man fell down
What? Are you kidding me?
No way!
I'm not kidding!
You're kidding me!
Let me do it!
Yes! Yes!
I'll do it!
An old man fell down
Two points!
Yes! Yes!
Let's do it!
I haven't seen it before.
Oh, you haven't seen it before.
An old man fell down
Go! Go! Go!
Jump! Jump!
One point!
Yes!
OK!
OK! Hashimoto!
Hashimoto!
Go! Go! Go!
Tsukashiro Hashimoto!
Go!
Are you ready, Hashimoto?
An old man fell down
Tsukashiro Hashimoto is strong!
He's strong!
One point!
He's good!
Let's do it!
An old man fell down
An old man fell down!
It's disgusting!
A lot of money!
Wow!
You earned a lot of money, didn't you?
I'm glad you told me about it.
Do you want to try "Culture Food Repo"?
The settings are blurred.
I see.
We often do this.
If the settings are blurred, we can't do it.
Let's do it in a simple rural cafeteria.
In a simple rural cafeteria?
It's easier to do it in a rural cafeteria.
In a rural cafeteria?
If you can do it, you can start.
It's not a grip.
You can do it for 10 or 15 seconds.
If you can do it, you can do it.
It's a grip.
Ready, go!
I'm tired.
Are you 100 people?
No, we are 2 people.
Are you 2 people?
Thank you for coming.
Are you a criminal?
Would you like a cigarette?
Thank you.
Are you from Kanagora?
I'm sorry.
I came here by bus.
Are you drunk?
I'm drunk.
Are you drunk?
You are drunk.
I'm nervous.
Are you from Kanagora?
- Where is the customer? - Oh, Mr. Watanabe!
- Where have you been? - Huh?
- You haven't come back for years. - I see.
- Okay, cut! - It's too long.
- It's too long.
- It was a great rhythm and I like it. - It was good.
- It was fast. - It was fast.
- It was 5.10 seconds. - It was fast.
- Call a doctor. - Call a doctor.
- Can you call a doctor? - Yes, I can.
- Okay, last one! - You look like a villain, call a doctor.
- Okay! - You look like a villain, call a doctor.
- I'm glad you came. - Okay!
- Call a doctor! - Okay.
- Ready, start! - Next person, please!
- Excuse me! - Huh? What's wrong?
- I can't stand up. - Oh, I see.
- Then... - Huh?
- I don't have a prescription, so... - Oh, I see.
- Thank you. - Excuse me!
- Next person, please! - Oh, I see.
Well...
This is what it looks like.
You're wearing it.
Oh, this is in fashion now.
This is an anti-cold medicine.
Because it's toxic.
- Oh, thank you. It doesn't work if you drink it. - Thank you.
- It doesn't work if you chew it. - I'm going to die.
- Yes, come in, please. - It's only worked for my right side.
- Right side illness, I see. - Is it called "right side illness"?
- Yes, it's called "right side illness". - I see.
Well...
What is it?
A kind of...
It's like a challenge.
I'm sorry.
What happened?
The time leap didn't stop.
The time leap didn't stop?
This is the 100th time.
Really?
Yes.
This is a problem.
I've been saying it every time.
I can't stop it.
I have no choice but to do it.
I understand.
Eel!
I'll leave it to you!
What happened?
Eel!
Boobs!
I want to touch your boobs!
Sensei! Sensei!
Sensei is the only one here!
Hey! You!
Well, um...
Those boobs over there...
I don't want them!
Wait a minute!
Can we go to the pharmacy?
Yes!
We need a doctor!
Should we really have Hashimoto do it?
Yeah, Hashimoto should do it!
Yeah, that's the best!
Yeah, I agree!
Yeah, that's definitely the best!
Yeah! Hashimoto, you're not good at it, are you?
No, I'm not good at it!
Come on, you're not that good!
Which one was it?
Hashimoto's pharmacy!
Oh, let's go to the pharmacy!
Let's go to Hashimoto's pharmacy!
Which one was it?
Hashimoto's pharmacy!
Wait a minute!
Hashimoto's pharmacy is overseas,
so it doesn't matter!
Wait a minute!
Hashimoto's pharmacy...
It doesn't matter!
Organization is important!
Sensei!
Organization is important!
I can't get in Hashimoto's place
It's just right for me
Hashimoto's number
It's like a concert ticket
Hashimoto's number
If you want to do this, you can go for "no falling behind" strategy
Can we do it?
Let's do it
No falling behind
Can you look at me?
Why?
I don't know
You can see me, right?
Some teachers don't look down
Oh, I see
Yes, yes
Oh, I see
It's drug control
You're buying a dog, aren't you?
You know it well.
Your butt is good, too.
Your butt is a professional.
I just shat a little while ago.
Is that so?
I don't like it.
Is it okay?
I know you just shat a little.
Is it true?
I'm glad you know it.
Can I see it?
Sure.
Today's lucky item is...
Sure.
Today's lucky item is...
It's almost over.
Look at this.
Wow.
This is amazing.
It's not that simple.
Look at it carefully.
Wow.
This is amazing.
Here you are.
Thank you very much.
I saw it.
Did you see today's lucky item?
Yes, I saw it.
What is it?
Today's lucky item is...
It's a folding umbrella.
It's almost over.
You're amazing, teacher.
Hashimoto doesn't do that, does he?
Can you do fortune-telling?
Fortune-telling?
Do you want to try it?
Fortune-telling?
Fortune-telling sounds good.
Can you do it for me?
Sure.
You want to know about today's lucky item, don't you?
Yes, I do.
I don't like either of them.
Can you make your past like Victor's dog?
What is this?
It's beautiful every time.
It has many things.
What does it have to do with anything?
Is the white one a tissue?
It's a white tissue.
It's as big as a bacon and lettuce sandwich.
Can you do it for me?
I just want you to see how amazing it is.
It's as big as a bacon and lettuce sandwich.
What is this?
Otamu-san, Otamu-san.
Otamu-san, please.
You are crazy.
Hurry up and push it.
Why don't you look ashamed at all?
You don't look ashamed at all.
Do we have a lucky item for today?
Today's item is a pocket dish.
What about today?
What about tomorrow?
Tomorrow.
Tomorrow?
Tomorrow, tomorrow.
Tomorrow's lucky day is tomorrow's future.
Look deeper.
But you can't see it if you don't open it.
Open it.
Breathe.
It's like a raw sandfish.
A raw sandfish.
You can do it.
My butt is so sweaty.
Breathe.
You can see it.
Tomorrow's lucky item.
Tomorrow's lucky...
Hot coffee.
It's hot.
One is big and one is drunk.
I can't do it.
It's over.
Is there anything else?
It's a musical instrument that elementary school students like.
It's weird.
I'm just scratching my nipples.
I'm just slicing noodles in half.
I'm just pressing.
It looks like a keyboard.
I'm just holding it and writing.
I'm just hitting a blanket.
It's not a violin.
Then this group is...
One, two...
All kinds of
ship