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"Nakeru Shimoneta wo Yaritai Senshuken" by Gekidan Hitori presents "Nakeru Shimoneta wo Yaritai Senshuken"!
"Nakeru Shimoneta wo Yaritai Senshuken" was held for Gekidan Hitori who wants to play a Shimoneta skit by Dobby.
Tonight, these three groups will play a skit based on "Nakeru Shimoneta wo Yaritai Senshuken".
I had a lot of fun last time, so I'm sorry. I'm pretty high-paced.
"Kin no Kuni" is the first time for "God-tan" to appear in a duo.
Yes, thank you for having me.
Thank you for having me.
By the way, Momozawa-san, I heard you wanted to become a comedian by watching "God-tan". Is that true?
I was spending my time in a peaceful city in the countryside and when I watched TV in the middle of the night,
Ogi-san and Iwasa Mayuko-san were fighting and I couldn't watch it.
I thought you were a comedian.
I was shocked.
You were shocked, weren't you?
Yes, and then I started laughing a lot.
I thought you were going to become a comedian by watching "God-tan".
Of course, you two love love letters.
What do you mean "of course"?
That's amazing.
A duo called "God-tan" must have a boss, right?
That's true.
I don't have much of a boss.
That's true.
He's not a boss.
This is "Down-tan", isn't it?
"Down-tan" doesn't have a delga, does it?
There's no way you're a boss.
So, the top batters are "Kin no kuni" and "Yahagi".
Last time, you did a skit with "Hitori-san", but you said it wasn't fun at all.
Even when I watch it, I don't feel like I'm in it.
I don't feel like I'm in it at all.
That's right.
So, I don't want you to call me a boring role.
I'll do my best.
Mr. Momozawa, who made the story, do you have any points you want us to pay attention to?
In that case, I think "Yahagi-san" has a lot of spots.
Right.
I want you to look at it.
This is "Kin no kuni"'s skit featuring "Yahagi".
I heard you got fired.
Yeah.
Are you kidding me?
How much do you think you've contributed for this company?
You signed a contract with Murakami Industry and Oyama Inc.
Why did you get fired?
If I did that, it would be natural for me to get fired.
That?
What do you mean, "that"?
Just because you jumped into your company's ass hole when you negotiated with the company, you got fired!
It can't be helped. That's the company's policy, you know.
Manager Yahagi, didn't he envy you for your achievements?
He hated you for your achievements!
Otherwise, he wouldn't fire you for jumping into your company's ass hole!
If you make him angry in this company, it's over.
As soon as he found out about you jumping into his company's ass hole, it was over for you.
Aren't you ashamed of yourself?
I'm asking you, aren't you ashamed of yourself for listening to him?
I'm ashamed of myself!
Why do I have to get fired for jumping into my company's ass hole?
I have my own reason for jumping into my company's ass hole!
It's true that I was fine at first.
It's because I was so excited about jumping into my company's ass hole while negotiating.
But as I did it more and more, I got irritated and relaxed.
Before I knew it, I was able to negotiate better.
I was able to negotiate better in other ways, too.
Yes, you, who jumped into your company's ass hole, are invincible.
Hey, hey!
I thought you were someone else, but you jumped into my company's ass hole!
Hey, this company is fired!
Hurry up and get out of here with your luggage and your ass hole!
What's with that rebellious face of yours?
Or is it that?
You've got a lot of guts today, haven't you?
Hey! Take off your jacket and show me your ass hole!
Cut it out!
Is laughing at your subordinates fun?
What's with the way you talk to your boss?
What are you going to do by calling me out here anyway?
Please remove Watabe's head.
Why do I have to remove his ass hole?
Watabe is an excellent person.
That's none of your business!
Someone who puts an ass hole in their ass during an important conversation like this
doesn't belong in this company!
Then you've never put an ass hole in your ass before?
Of course I haven't!
This is what came out of your desk.
What's that?
Isn't this Tobikko's remote control?
I don't know!
Why the hell is it in my desk?!
Then can I press the button?
You idiot! What's the point of pressing it?!
What's the point?! What's the point?!
You!
Cut it out!
I knew you had an ass hole in your ass!
Chief Yahagi, why are you...
Shut up!
Cut it out!
That's right!
I also have a Tobikko in my ass hole!
I was frustrated!
I saw Watabe falling down because of the Tobikko!
That's why I also got a Tobikko in my ass hole!
Hey!
Hey, Watabe, what are you doing? Suddenly turn on the switch!
Tobikko is...
Tobikko belongs to everyone!
Watabe!
Tohori Keshiro!
Thank you so much!
What is this!?
These preparations until the goat came out...
Even when the goat came out...
They are so good, right?
They are so good.
The heat from the goats in the second half was amazing.
I didn't want to lose.
I see.
And some veterans clashed with youth, right?
He is still a student.
I want to write a letter to Mr. Yahagi.
You want him to write you a letter, don't you?
I can't do it.
I can't do it with Mr. Yahagi.
That's right.
That's great.
Even Goichi Sato can't do it.
I feel like I'm in a tropic.
Next is "LOVE LETTERS" and "OGIGA CHALLENGE".
Are there any points to pay attention to?
"OGIGA CHALLENGE" is a proper play.
I think it's amazing.
It's a play.
If the play is not good, it may not be interesting at all.
Are you okay?
Mr. OGIGA, your play is terrible.
It's terrible.
"LOVE LETTERS" and "OGIGA CHALLENGE" are different stories.
"OGIGA CHALLENGE" is a play.
OGIGA CHALLENGE
- Teacher... - Mr. Ogi...
- I can't... - Don't be weak.
As much as we can.
I know myself...
I know my body the best.
Mr. Ogi...
OGIGA CHALLENGE
Teacher!
- Huh? - Mr. Ogi!
It's me, Tsukamoto.
Huh?
Are you Mr. Oshiego?
Tsukamoto?
Teacher...
How are you feeling?
Teacher!
Should we let you in?
No...
I can't...
show myself like this...
Teacher!
You're here, aren't you?
I'm...
one of the people you saved.
In my school life without anything...
you gave me a light called "symphony".
"Symphony"?
Now...
it's my turn to save you.
Ah...
Boobies, boobies, boobies, boobies.
Boobies, boobies, soft boobies.
What was that?
It's a song my teacher taught me.
What?
Teacher, please cheer up!
Ah, wait...
Boobies, boobies, boobies, boobies.
What are you teaching me?
I can't stand in front of the hospital!
A woman is soft.
A man is soft.
Do you have the right to stop my students' singing?
You're strong!
I'm not the only one waiting for you, teacher!
Boobies, boobies, boobies, boobies.
I'm not the only one waiting for you, teacher!
Everyone in the choir and everyone in the class is waiting for you!
Please, please cheer up!
Boobies, boobies, boobies, boobies.
Teacher, you can't move!
I'm waiting.
What?
My students are waiting for me!
Teacher!
Wait!
Teacher!
Teacher?
Teacher, are you there?
Teacher?
Teacher!
Show me your face, teacher!
Hey, teacher!
Everyone is waiting for you, teacher!
Hey, teacher!
Boobies, boobies, boobies, boobies.
I can hear Ogi-sensei's voice!
Ouch! What is it?!
What are you doing?!
What's bothering you?!
I was saved by Sensei!
Now...
Now it's my turn to save Sensei!
Let me go, damn it!
Sensei...
Help me, Sensei!
Stop it!
Don't you dare...
Don't you dare touch my student even for one second!
- Boobs, boobs, boobs, boobs, boobs, soft people, soft people are... - Teacher!
Again!
I'll do my best, teacher!
(laughing)
No, no, no, no.
How do you feel?
I was hit by the pressure of acting.
(laughing)
You said it yourself!
Please do it!
(laughing)
You said it yourself!
(laughing)
How about you, Ueda-san?
I think...
In total, Tameguchi-kun from "Hakegia" was the best at acting.
(laughing)
I want to enjoy it, but I'm worried.
(laughing)
Lastly, Zoffy-san and Gekidan Hitori-san, please!
Please do it!
Ueda-san, what do you want us to pay attention to?
Yes! It might not be "fuzake" anymore.
If we're not good at it...
I'm sorry, but it might not be "warau" anymore.
It might be "nakeru shimoneta" instead.
That's good!
It's Zoffy and Gekidan Hitori's "kandou shimoneta" story!
How is it?
Hmm...
It's good, isn't it?
It's good, it's good.
You're young, too.
At this rate, you'll grow up in no time.
Dad, I'm an adult now.
You'll grow up to be a great adult.
Hmm?
Excuse me.
Hey!
What are you doing in someone else's house?
This is how it is.
Police?
Kawajima-san...
You're under arrest for kidnapping.
W-what do you mean?
Kidnapping? What do you mean?
This man is not your real father.
Huh?
He kidnapped you when you were a baby and pretended to be your father.
Wow...
You've always been deceived by this man!
You're lying.
You're lying!
You're lying! You're lying!
You're lying, aren't you, Dad?!
Tell me you're lying!
You're going to be a great adult.
- Dad! - Now, come here!
Stop it! Give me back Dad!
Let go of me!
This man is not your real father!
Even if he was...
Even if it really was him...
This man...
This man taught me how to do it!
This man...
This man taught me how to do it!
So...
That's why I'm doing this!
Of course you are, too, father!
Kouhei...
Father!
I'm begging you!
Please tell me more about yourself!
Keiji...
I have one request.
What is it?
For the last time...
Can I see my son for one last time?
What are you talking about?!
For the last time...
Can I see my son for one last time?
Do you know what you're talking about?!
Kouhei!
Give me your hand!
Hey you!
Hurry up and do it!
Before I lose my temper!
Father! I brought it!
There...
Open it!
Huh?
It's an erotic book!
It's your favorite!
That...
Use it!
Ouch!
Do you feel it?
Do you hear me?!
I can feel you in my back!
Do you hear me?!
Thank you for raising me for 15 years!
Thank you for making me into a great man!
Thank you for teaching me!
Thank you for making me your father!
Thank you for taking me in!
What are you doing?! Stop it!
My son is still in the middle of praying!
You didn't use a tissue!
Don't use a tissue!
I...
I'm an adult now.
You're so proud of yourself.
Are you crying?
Why couldn't they be happier?
These two.
All three of you did a great job this time.
Only the last line was a little soft.
What was it?
When you said you didn't use tissues for the last line...
Yes, yes.
Adults sometimes use tissues, don't they?
Do you use it here?
No.
Do you use it on your stomach?
Do you use it on your stomach and go to the bathroom?
Adults...
Do you use it on your stomach and go to the bathroom?
No, I take it off and...
You're saying it like it's normal.
No, it's not.
You say it like it's normal.
Do you know what it means?
No, I don't know.
Why did you lose?