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"Defense against temptation"
Entertainment world's Stoic Ankyo!
Stoicness at the end of autumn!
"Defense against temptation"
Embracing the topic and testing one's willpower!
Today's challengers are stoic at work and in private!
These three!
Are we going to interfere with their Ankyo?!
We want to divert their attention!
Foolish humans!
Are you still going to do Ankyo?!
That's right!
There are three stoic people here today!
Hey!
The battle has already begun!
If you haven't noticed, I'll tell you!
This was in your dressing room!
There was a rare lunchbox today!
Listen up!
This lunchbox...
Is handmade by me!
Actually, it's a rare lunchbox. We talked about it in the dressing room.
That's right!
I came in 8 hours ago for this one joke!
This is by far the sweetest lunch I've ever had!
I'm so happy!
I thought it would be suspicious if it was only for you, so I made 15 of them for you as well as for the manager!
I've never seen such a stupid guy like you!
First of all, this man who is extremely stoic when it comes to manzai, Wagyu Mizuta!
Do you have any latest stoic episodes?
First of all, I don't think I'm stoic.
Oh, you don't think you're stoic?
Yes, I think I'm stoic and that's it, right?
That's right, that's definitely not it.
I'll start with the first one.
You can do it!
Not at all!
You're like my announcer or something like that.
When you open the door, there's a stoic issue inside, so please remember that!
Then, please open the door!
Yes!
What kind of seduction is waiting for Mizuta, who has been labeled as "manzai manhera" by Yahagi?!
Stoic Process Seduction Match Battle Start!
What is his weakness? I don't know at all.
Certainly, what is his weakness?
Does he have a weakness?
Look, he draws seriously.
He has a good posture.
Oh!
It's a part-time job.
You made a joke for me.
Thank you.
It's fast. It's fast.
You said something, didn't you?
Let's mix it up.
Excuse me, Mr. Kawanishi.
Can I talk to you for a moment?
What's up?
Excuse me.
What is it?
No, it's fine. We can talk in the dressing room.
Well, Mr. Mizuta has a problem.
What do you mean?
Actually, Mr. Kawanishi has an offer for a pin.
Oh, no, no, no.
We have to work together.
Anyway, it's a program of the staff who take care of us a lot.
They asked me to do it no matter what.
You're interested in it, aren't you?
I'm interested in it.
Oh, you mean it's a program of the staff who take care of you a lot?
I don't think it's possible.
Well, only this time.
What?
Will you come out?
Only this time.
Oh, really?
Thank you very much.
I wasn't interested in it.
But in that program, I jumped up and down.
Well, you're interested in it, aren't you?
Shut up!
Who is Mr. Katsumi who looks like Mr. Katsumi?
Hey, stop it! Stop it!
You're making me crazy!
Hey!
- Yeah, he was. - Yeah, he was.
Yeah, he was.
Peace!
- Thank you! - Thank you!
- Thank you! - I'm glad!
- Oh, really? - Next time, I'm counting on you!
If you don't mind, could you call me in a duo?
No, I'm glad you came today, so I'd like to go like this from now on.
Well, it's also about partnerships...
The host, Hiromi-san, also praised me, but...
I guess it's impossible?
Then, next time...
I got it!
Next time...
Thank you!
I'm looking forward to working with you.
Thank you!
What are you wearing?
It's Kawanishi-kun's costume.
It's a pin, so I have to wear it.
But I have my own suit.
It's okay! It's okay!
It's your turn, so change quickly.
This one?
Yes.
Give me a hug!
You look like you're in a DVD.
It's fine.
Kawanishi's new drama is about to start!
Too bad, Kazushige, you're out of time.
Let's watch the right VTR.
If you know it, you'll understand it.
It was a grand ceremony in Hatsuen City.
I already felt the aura.
A super easy baritone tour with Wagyu Kawanishi!
Wait, aren't you being too excited?
But it's my part-time job!
Yeah, but...
Come on, let's go eat!
I got a call from a popular young actor and a show where they do manzai.
Are you kidding me? You're wearing this lame jacket and you're calling me out?
But this is our usual manzai outfit.
No, no, no, this isn't it.
Come on, young people shouldn't do that.
Are you kidding me?
Is he really one of our fans?
Well, it doesn't matter.
Ignore him and memorize it properly!
So, today we're going to be doing...
Oh, I know this!
It's a joke about an inn we lost in M-1.
If you look at it like this, it's really long, isn't it?
Hey, cut it out!
At first, I thought it looked like something I didn't like,
but then I realized it wasn't funny at all.
I don't think I can forgive you for this.
I don't like it when people make fun of me.
And there's no point in doing it twice in the end, right?
You don't have to recover your bad habits.
Let's just cut it out!
No, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
No, I really can't do that.
What do you mean?
You're saying you can't do manzai with me?
No, it's just...
It's important manzai with a partner...
A partner?!
You've been on "Pin" lately, haven't you?!
You've been on shows like "Idol" and "You've been on!"
And you're talking about manzai with me?!
Well, well, well...
I can't bend over here.
Huh?
Nice.
I'm glad you like it.
How long are you going to say things like that?!
Manzai is just a way for it to sell, right?!
If it sells, everyone will throw it away, right?!
I've decided that I'm going to live my life as Manzai.
- What is it? - It's my way of life.
The person I want to talk to the most is you, after all.
I made a lot of jokes while I was alone.
Mizuta, who was interrupted by love for existence and partnerships.
Anki failed.
Thank you for your hard work.
Which one do you like better, the suit you're wearing now or the casual one you wore earlier?
I think this one suits me the best.
How about the one you wore in Hawaii?
Since it's work, it looked more fun and painful to watch.
It's cool.
I feel like I can handle a lot of work.
You can handle a lot of work.
I can.
Next up is Itakura Impulse, who can't help but be stoic due to partners' troubles.
What kind of temptation will Itakura, the rotten stoic entertainer, be subjected to?
I'm going to get 100,000 yen for this.
100,000 yen is good, isn't it?
It's getting dark.
Huh?
My name is magical girl Marika.
Huh?
I'm protecting the world's peace with this Zubei.
She's like Marohama Hika.
Yeah.
Marika, dark radar is responding. It's nearby.
I got it.
We're chasing the entertainer Impulse's Tsutsumista.
His energy, dark soul...
For some reason, they're gathering around him.
Dark soul, you say?
I have to do something and save them.
Marika, it's here.
Good work.
Tsutsumista, you were on top of your game today.
Yeah, yeah.
I can't wait for it to shake like yours, Tutsumista!
Are you guys free after this? Let's go get a drink!
Huh? Tutsumista, aren't you supposed to be writing the show's survey?
Survey?
Oh, I see...
What a pain in the ass...
Don't!
If you skip work like this, your dark soul will get even bigger!
What should we do?
Should we stop going out for drinks?
Yeah...
What a pain in the ass...
This is bad!
We've got to stop this!
Got it!
Don't do your job right!
The survey is open!
He's amazing! He can't cast a spell!
Marika! His dark soul is growing more than you think!
If you don't stop him now, something terrible will happen someday!
Yeah, you're right! Let's chase him!
She's strong!
Oh, she's drinking!
She's drinking with her classmate!
I knew it! Drinking without doing a survey is the best!
Yeah, I agree!
Your way of saying it is annoying!
You're too modest!
Tsutsumishita-san!
My friend's model wants to drink with you!
Can I call her?
Your model?
Yes.
Really?
Really.
Sure!
She's almost here, so I'll call her!
Jubei, what do you think?
Yeah, I have a bad feeling about this.
Can you take me to Scuba with you on Sunday?
Huh? You want to go?
I'm so happy! I want to go!
But this Sunday...
Oh, Tsutsumisuta-san, you said you had a meeting with Itakura-san.
Oh, right...
I promised Ita-san I'd make a content.
Here we go...
Dark Souls...
What should we do?
Dark Souls...
No! Dark Souls again!
Marika, we have to stop it!
Itakura-san!
Anyway, it's Ita-san who's going to make up the story, so let's go to Scuba!
Yay! It's going to be fun!
I can't wait for Scuba!
Whoa! Here it comes again!
D-Dark Souls is...
What's up?
A Dark Soul that envelops Tsutsumishta is a vivid one.
What's truly powerful is...
Whenever Tsutsumishta does something...
It is formed in the partner's Itakura...
Kusari Dark Soul!
Kusari Dark Soul?!
This one, huh...
This one's not strong at all...
Itakura-san...
Kusari doesn't take you down that easily!
There's still...
A sacred power of comedy left in Itakura-san!
Don't make me laugh!
Even though I have the talent for comedy...
If this much misfortune continues...
Every human being will rot!
Lose your laughter...
And become Kusari Purgis Devil!
You don't have to enter this world.
Even in this situation...
I'm sure I can create laughter!
An answer? I see.
You suck!
Give me more!
I can't concentrate.
I can't think of anything.
Well, let's get started.
First question.
I'm sorry, but I don't know.
You haven't reflected at all.
What is that game name?
I've changed my mind.
I haven't reflected at all.
It hurts.
I'm sorry, but I don't know.
You haven't reflected at all.
What is that game name?
Impulse's "Jikori Mashiki".
It hurts.
You haven't reflected at all.
Are there any other questions?
Can we change the topic?
Can we continue like this?
Well, if there are any other questions...
Let's move on to the next question.
The next one is funny.
Please!
The doctor said you played survival games too much.
What happened?
What symptoms did you have?
The doctor said you played survival games too much.
It hurts.
The doctor said you played survival games too much. What happened?
When I gave out my insurance card, BB bullets came out.
Let's do it again next time!
Of course, Yuta-san will...
Anki-failure.
To that...
It hurts my ears, too.
I don't know if it's really an illusion created by my heart.