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Let me tell you a good story about you, Ero-san. It's "Storytelling Irish Night"!
"Storytelling Irish Night"!
Our guests for tonight are these five people.
You look good.
It's "Pin Enin Special", isn't it?
Do you have an impression of "R-1"?
I've been to the finals of "R-1".
That was 15 years ago.
Are you good at telling stories like this?
Me? No, I'm good at it.
Did the World Cup team often say, "Do you want me, Lukaku, as a Ferrari?"
Ferrari players were not good at telling stories.
I was beaten three times.
Lukaku and Ferrari.
It's your first time at Matsumoto Club, isn't it?
Yes, it's my first time.
Do you go to Matsumoto Club from time to time?
Yes, I do.
But it's hard for me to win in "R-1".
So I decided to join this tournament.
Even though you often go to Matsumoto Club.
Do you have a story for today?
Or did you make it for today?
I made it for today.
That's amazing.
But I think Konno and Asuna are not good at telling stories.
Do you usually tell erotic stories?
No, I don't tell erotic stories.
You don't?
What do you usually do?
I usually do "chinko-nazuka".
No, it's not erotic.
Can you say it one more time?
Anything is fine.
Glasses.
I grew up with glasses.
Well...
I sometimes play "chinko-nazuka".
That's right.
I sometimes put my heart into my face.
So, the 4th Netagirish Light is now open!
The judges are three idols with perfect jokes.
Makino...
Nagato...
Shinji...
Turn off that DVD.
Turn it off.
We're going to Belgium tomorrow.
Why are you watching it in my room?
Go home and watch it.
And Hasebe, you're the captain, aren't you?
Is Hasebe there, too?!
Shinji... Shinji...
A little to the right. I can't see you.
Shinji, a little to the right.
That's how you decide.
No, I'm not watching it. What are you talking about?
Go home!
Inui and Okazaki, too!
What are you reading in this room?!
What are you doing?!
It doesn't seem like it's in there.
You're noisy!
Osaka, don't take off your pants!
You're such a character!
Osaka, you're crazy!
No, no, you can't be like that!
Fine goal, isn't it?
It's got CG jokes in it, too.
You made it for this, didn't you?
That's right, I made it for this.
You're a great actor.
You're such a good writer and actor.
I thought you'd be able to do it normally.
You can do it.
You don't have any direct words.
I thought you'd be able to do it.
You can do it.
It was really funny.
That's my own work.
Sorry, I woke you up.
Well, I still have work to do, so I'll leave first.
On the desk?
What's this?
Together?
Hot spring trip?
One night and two days, just the two of us.
But we're not dating yet, are we?
Besides, I don't think I've ever seen you like that.
Ever since we met...
I've only seen you as a bedbug.
You're one of the many male bedbugs.
But you're a very important one.
Your play that you can't tell your boyfriend, your situation...
Strangely, I can say anything to you.
Why is that?
Maybe you don't care if I get rejected or hated.
What's wrong with you?
Traveling wasn't like that for you, was it?
Even if we go out, we only eat stand-up noodles there.
We also eat stand-up noodles there.
We go there because it's nearby.
We go there, we eat there, and we go back there.
That's why I think I can stand it with my waist like this.
Traveling?
If you take the Shinkansen or something like that, it'll take you far.
I'll ask you for it.
I like stand-up noodles.
Wonderful.
It's really a good story.
Why is it so high level?
You did it properly.
It's amazing.
I made it with all my heart.
You're good.
It's a story that makes women happy.
Can you sympathize with it?
Yes.
You can sympathize with it?
How was it?
Anyway, she's good at acting.
If you make her laugh, she'll cool down.
It's a world view of serious talk between lovers.
It's amazing that the first laugh is short.
It takes a lot of time at times like this.
I like it. I don't need such a new story.
It's wonderful.
It's embarrassing.
It puts pressure on you, doesn't it?
Yes, it does.
You made a story you can't lose.
It's a new story.
I'm sorry for you.
I'm Julia.
I'll show you the 90-minute course of sailor clothes.
Welcome.
Thank you.
It's rare for customers to choose a 90-minute course.
I'm old, so I have to spend about 90 minutes.
You like sailor clothes, don't you?
I love sailor clothes.
What are you wearing? A hat and sunglasses?
Are you performing?
Are you a celebrity or an actor?
No, I'm not like that.
You're lying, aren't you?
Sir...
Nakamura.
Do you come to places like this, too?
Well...
I didn't know it was a picture.
You asked me to come, didn't you?
The picture's name was Julia.
Sir, you forgot my face, didn't you?
How could I forget you? I'm an ex-manager.
But it's hard for you, too, isn't it?
What?
Do you like sailor clothes?
Not really.
You said you love sailor clothes, didn't you?
If I wear sailor clothes like this, I still look like a high school student, don't I?
Your skirt is too short.
Mr. Yamashiro will get mad at you.
Don't call me "Mr. Yamashiro." It's so nostalgic.
It's annoying, but...
Tie up that ribbon properly.
Why?
Why? Don't be lazy.
I'll take it off anyway.
Let's go take a shower.
Take it off, too, Mr. Yamashiro.
No, no, no.
If you don't take a shower, you can't do anything.
Stop it.
Take it off, please.
Stop it.
Take it off, too, Mr. Yamashiro.
Stop it, Nakamura!
Please don't call me "Nakamura."
I'm Julia here.
Nakamura is Nakamura.
What?
He's my student who never changes.
Teacher...
Tie your ribbon properly.
Me?
I remember.
When I was walking down the school corridor, you told me.
You said it like you do now.
"Tie your ribbon properly."
Teacher, I...
I want to work here, save up money, study English and go to America!
I...
I want to be a translator.
That's what you said.
Teacher...
Nakamura...
You...
You're working hard!
Your nasty feelings have disappeared somewhere.
Is that so?
Yeah.
Looking at you now, I'm filled with nostalgic feelings!
Eh? T-Then, Teacher...
Won't you do anything? You paid a high price for it, didn't you?
Even so, won't you do anything?
Won't you do anything?
Of course I won't!
After that, the teacher told me a lot of stories.
The story of life guidance in Yamashiro and the story of the teacher's baldness.
They were all ridiculous stories, but I had a lot of fun and was happy to meet you.
But I was a little worried about you not taking your hand out of your pocket for a long time.
When that 90-minute course was about to end, the teacher suddenly began to worry.
How long does a shower take?
Why?
I was wondering how long it usually takes.
Teacher?
I was wondering how long it usually takes.
Teacher, you really want to do it, don't you?
No, it's not like that.
But teacher, you have to spend 90 minutes, don't you?
There's not much time left.
No, well, that's right.
Teacher, let's go take a shower. Take it off quickly.
No, it's okay.
Teacher, take it off quickly!
It's time. Teacher, I'm going home.
Teacher!
The timer now is five minutes ago.
Can you take a shower in two minutes and leave in three minutes?
No, I'm going home.
I'll give you a special kiss.
Can you take a shower in two minutes and leave in three minutes?
I can!
You're crazy about your teacher. Teacher, you're so cute!
I'm about to cry.
This is literature, isn't it?
No way!
Chaplin said that tragedy and tragedy are two sides of the same coin.
If you look at it now, it's still comedy, but it's a tragedy between two people, isn't it?
He doesn't explain it with his face! He explains it with his eyes!
I feel like it's a new story.
But I put about five live performances of this story for this competition.
Did you put a live performance on it?
I put a live performance on it, yes.
You're amazing at acting!
You're doing it so well!
I'm sorry!
It's like a thin rainbow in the middle of the night!
There are times when I just go in without permission!
Well then...
Come on!
When I saw your tank, it was really tiring!
I'm Hiroshi.
Even though I could only give you a kiss, I've been sexually abused.
I'm Hiroshi.
I lick raw oysters.
I'm Hiroshi.
I'm paying you a mission fee, but you don't look like you did in the picture!
I'm Hiroshi.
This is the practice when a woman who wants me to touch her boobs made a line.
I'm Hiroshi.
I thought it was a masterpiece.
I felt like I could see it.
It's a world view that's pretty close to the main story.
But it's different from the photos on the paper.
That's not all!