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In today's era of television industry,
a monster born between light and shadow is
"chain entertainer".
"Don't suffer alone!"
"Chain entertainer therapy!"
The one giving advice is this pioneer of the chain entertainment world, SHUNNING!
How is it, everyone? Has it been bad lately?
- Well... - How is it?
- It really feels like it's going well. - Yeah!
- Especially... - Congratulations!
- Please congratulate the cyborg warrior! - Please stop it!
- Huh? - The morning TV show...
- "Master" is the show's character... - It seems like it's going well, I heard earlier...
- I heard? - It's a little different...
- I heard that you decided to do a commercial.
- Well, yeah... It's like a serious song-like commercial.
- A little...
- If you decide to do a commercial, what about the other two? Is it okay for "Chain entertainer" to do it?
- No, I think it's wrong for "Chain entertainer" project to sell like hotcakes...
- That's right! It's not fair! - It's not fair!
- This time, a troubled "Chain entertainer" mass-produced duo called "Between young and middle-aged" will appear!
- What are the real troubles of "Between young and middle-aged" generation?!
- Okay, first of all, Mr. Dian, please! - Yes!
- Well, I came to Tokyo from Osaka in April...
- Actually, we're over 40 years old... - Yes, yes...
- I'm 41 years old and my partner is 42 years old... - I see...
- Can these 41 entertainers...
- ...be able to break?
- It's too early... - It's too late...
- Well, Mr. Chidori is a senior...
- When Mr. Chidori came to Tokyo, he was 32 years old...
- Was he that old? - Yes...
- Even Mr. Chidori, it took about 5 years for him to break...
- Even for me, even though I'm good at it, when it comes to 5 years...
- I'm 46 and 47 years old...
- It's too early...
By the way, why did you go to Tokyo so late in the first place?
- Well, I had it in my head for a long time... - You had it in your head...
But I didn't have a chance and I was delayed more and more...
But I don't know, but if you don't go to Tokyo, do you have the image of calling each station and each program in your opinion?
- Yes, yes... - Yes...
- Not at all... - Not at all...
- Why do you say that? - I've seen it a lot!
Before I came to Tokyo, I consulted with Mr. Nobu...
I told him to definitely open it on Thursdays...
There are a lot of recordings of programs in Tokyo on Thursdays...
I'm in Tokyo on Thursdays, but...
I don't know if you can call me...
- If you're sick on Thursdays... - I'm off on Wednesdays...
I'm just at home in Tokyo...
Also, I have a motive for coming to Tokyo, but...
I've seen a lot of failures...
- Takayama Kouta... - Oh!
- Oh, you know him? - Oh, you know him?
- Also, Nego Six... - Oh!
- He's a genius! - Nego Six is also...
He's writing a picture and sometimes he's just acting...
- Both of them were geniuses in Osaka! - I see!
Nego Six was the first one to appear on TV...
And now that I've come to Tokyo, I'm in a terrible state...
I'm a little scared of that...
This is a little sad, isn't it, Iwai-san?
Well, you know...
- But once you come to Tokyo, you're zero... - Yes, yes...
Why do people in Osaka...
For example, people who broke up in Aomori...
When they leave Tokyo, they're like "zero", you know?
They leave like "no one knows about it"...
Why do you think people in Osaka are attracted to you?
- I don't think so! - I don't think so!
- He's trying to be at Osaka's level... - At Osaka's level...
- He's at zero level, I'm telling you... - What does "zero level" mean?
- You've come this far, haven't you? - You haven't been abandoned!
- I've come this far, haven't I? - You've been abandoned!
- You've come this far, haven't you? - You haven't been abandoned!
- You used to have six of them, but you had two of them when you graduated and you had four of them now.
- What's wrong with you!? - You've been abandoned!
- You quit two of them. - That's a pretty big excuse!
- How many did you quit, Chidori-san? - You used to have about ten of them, but you had one now.
- You quit nine of them and now you have ninety of them. - You change your ways of doing things.
- That's not what Iwai-san is saying. - No, no, you're over 40 years old!
- All of it. - All of life.
- Then you shouldn't have quit. - Right.
- Then why did you cut it in half? - I've been wanting to quit for a while now!
- But that makes you feel secure, right? - No, I want more!
- If you're not prepared to give up...
- If you're a salaryman and you run a restaurant...
- You quit and you run a restaurant, right?
- It's like you're getting salary from a salaryman...
- But you still want to run a restaurant, right? - That's right.
- No, I won't do it at all. - I won't do it at all.
- Let's quit Osaka's rules. Let's quit everything.
- Osaka's rules are still in force, right? - Yes, yes.
- You can just quit, right? - Why didn't you say that?!
- You can just quit, right?! - Why didn't you say that?!
- Is there a "let's go with Tsuda" kind of thing? - At first...
- At first... - The big plan is Tsuda.
- Chidori also wanted Nomu to run first. - That's right.
- We also wanted Yoshimura to run first. - Yeah.
- As a combination... - Yeah.
- It was a survey. - Yeah, it was a survey.
- We were like, "let's go with Nomu." - "Let's go with Nomu"?!
- "Let's go with Nomu"? - "Let's go with Nomu."
- We couldn't catch up with him. - We were like, "let's go with Nomu."
- We were like, "let's go with Nomu." - We were like, "let's go with Nomu."
- But it was a bit of a trend before. - Yeah.
- It was like one person was being teased and called out. - Yeah.
- So that's why you said Tsuda should run. - Yeah.
- Yeah, that's right. - Yeah.
- You're heavy-mouthed. Why?! - Well...
- Because in Osaka, it was like that, right?! - Yeah, it was like that.
- Tsuda was being teased... - Yeah, but it's true!
- Tsuda was being teased... - But I want to show it as much as I can!
- But I want to show it as much as I can! - There's a lot of that.
- There's a lot of that. - No, that's right!
- There's a lot of that. - No, that's not it.
- People are being teased a lot. - No, they're not.
- They're just... - Yeah, they're not.
You know, like you have a little problem and then you look like a genius face...
No, it's not like that!
- No, there's that, you know! - You know, I've always wanted to be an MC!
If something's going on like this, it's disturbing you!
- This is going in everyone's head! - It's clear in your head, even if you're together!
Sometimes it's like "It's my time to rule all of you."
- But if you don't like it that much or you want to "rule all of you"... - You don't like it, don't you!?
- But ashamed... - "But you're not that sort of guy! "
- Sometimes, I do better than you. - Isn't it better for you to be able to do it?
- It's cuter for you to be bullied in Tokyo, right? - Yeah, it's cuter.
- If you're liked by an emcee and bullied, isn't that a common pattern? - Yeah, that's true.
- So, you have to compete with people like Konya and Kotohge, right? - Yeah, you are quite similar.
- That's where you have to go and win. - That's right, you have to do your best.
That's right.
I don't know what it is, but it's like Yato.
It's 7 o'clock and I'm holding a can right now.
That's right.
In the end.
That's right.
You've become an MC.
I've become one.
But you know, in the entertainment world, maybe from now on,
80's young people will just say "Wait a minute" to 80's old people.
They won't stop anyway.
That's right. They won't stop.
That's right.
Because if the entertainment world was a private train at first,
you'd be sitting there with your sister in Pakistan and you'd be clinging to the roof with all your muscles.
And if someone gets on it, one of you has to get off.
So I got off.
You got off.
I'm looking for a bicycle and going wherever I like.
It's my own pace and I don't get stressed.
I don't like it.
It's attractive.
I feel like it's the end of the day every time.
I see.
What will you do?
Will you decide it for the three of you in the future?
I don't think we should give up the MC.
Let's put aside the fantasy of MC for now.
From now on, I'm a character called Yato, who doesn't know why.
I'm talking about sex theory, but I'm getting bitten.
I think you'll be addicted to it.
But I came out of Tokyo at that age.
I don't like being with young entertainers.
What I've accumulated in Kansai is something I can't do at all.
I don't think I can move to Tokyo in this life.
I can't do it.
What am I going to do until I die?
If you really want to move to Tokyo, you shouldn't do it.
Why?
When you were playing with Nego Six earlier, you said you could make money by drawing.
It's amazing to be an entertainer in Tokyo.
It's not that lucky.
You can make money by making ramen or DJing.
I didn't come here for ramen or DJing.
Really?
Everyone wanted to do it.
Everyone wanted to do comedy, manzai, and MC.
But, there is a wall you can't overcome.
So, you have to do many things in order not to overcome it.
But, you can't be happy just by doing half of it.
Everyone wants to quit it.
Can't I even try it?
I think I'll win against Ross in 6th place.
You'll win against Ross in 6th place?!
Do you cook?
I'd like to know.
I can make roast beef.
What's that?
I'm doing roast beef in Kichijoji.
Why?
I came here because I wanted to be an emcee.
Why can't I use roast beef?
You can't use it.
Look, Tokino is laughing.
He is popular as a bad athlete, but what's his problem?
I'm a comedian, of course, but I still like comedy as a fan.
And when I analyze this as a fan, I wonder if there is someone like Furupon Murakami in the world of comedy.
When I think about it, I wonder if I am necessary in this world.
If you talk too much, you may be like that.
I'm not in good shape right now.
I don't need to say good things or have a good sense of value.
I don't need it anymore.
Then you shouldn't do it.
Of course I won't do it.
What are you talking about?
I'm not like that anymore.
But only when I'm in a bad situation.
That's amazing.
But you don't want to go there, do you?
I don't want to go there.
But I don't like TV unless I'm stupid.
I want to say something more proper.
I'm not calling Murakami.
I'm calling Murakami because I'm going to call a stupid person.
Even if I try to say something edgy and have a good sense of value,
if I say it, it will be called by a different person.
You've made a lot of money with it.
You can't let it go anymore.
But you don't have to ask for it.
You don't have to ask for it.
You've made a lot of money with it.
You can't say it was a lie.
It's not a lie.
Why do you say everything?
If you say something edgy and have a good sense of value,
you can't say it was a lie.
So, you know, you should have laughed on your knees.
What are you doing?
Try running and jumping.
You have bad knees.
You have bad athletic nerves and you don't have good eyesight like me.
If you say something edgy and have a good sense of value, you can say it edgy.
But if you say it on your knees, you have to say it on your knees.
That's right.
I want to see Pyonkichi, but Hiroshi is talking a lot.
Hurry up and jump.
Why do you do that?
I think you and Murakami are similar.
But Murakami is doing it for himself, so I don't like it.
I thought it was a waste for me to be on TV, but I'm doing it because I want to use me.
I don't think I'm selling or making money.
Do you think you're funny or you're not funny?
That's what you say you are.
If you do it to someone, you'll laugh at everything.
That's why the staff who said weird things think you're trying to be funny.
That's why you're not funny.
I don't have to be funny, so I'm here to say just one word that hits my heart.
I'm impressed.
I'm going to say what I really think, and I'm going to say, "Oh, but is that okay?"
That's what it was like.
It feels like you're talking from the bottom of your stomach.
You've been a little thin for a while now, haven't you?
All of it.
What's that?
For a long, long time.
I think it's a branding failure.
You can't fool around anymore.
If you don't fool around all the time, you can't fool around anymore.
That's true.
If you don't fool around, you can't keep fooling around.
That's it for you.
There is pride, so even when I'm doing shit, I feel like I'm doing shit for you, and it doesn't hurt anyone.
You guys are the only ones who can do this kind of shit, aren't you?
Then you were full of shit! It was easier in those days, wasn't it?
That's what I'm trying to say!
That's what you were trying to say!
After that time, I thought you were dead too!
I can't help it! You're saying things that I can't do and making it funny on your own!
But if you're in that situation, you should continue to live in that situation!
I'm grateful for that, but there are bad times like that too!
You're saying things like "don't overdo it" and "leave Murakami alone" in a narration!
Even if you say funny things, even if you say things that aren't funny, you're bragging!
You're bragging! Which side are you on?!
I'm not like that!
You've been doing it for decades!
But while you're doing stupid and lame things, I think there are comedians who have pursued funny things and haven't been able to make money.
Don't you think they should be forgiven for saying things like that?
You're a senpai!
It's you!
I know I'm being arrogant, but don't you also have a sense of humor that you want to get rid of?
If the sense of humor disappears from this world and it's just a really funny show, you won't be able to come out either.
Then please do it with a sense of humor.
Huh?
Not at all!
You want to be on TV, don't you?
I do!
But you can't do that!
Why not?
If you want to say something funny, you have to have the will to cut it all out.
That's how many people are there.
You may think you're funny, but you're ten times funnier than your seniors.
You can't beat people who make it one or two-fifths of what you want to say.
You want to be funny, don't you?
Don't mess with me!