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Look for an idol who makes you laugh no matter what!
Gerajo Decisive Battle!
How about you, Asahi-san? Do you like Gerajo Decisive Battle?
I like it.
Do you like people who laugh at you even if it's not funny?
Sometimes I do.
Gerajo Decisive Battle!
If I was chosen for Gerajo Decisive Battle, I would like to work with many entertainers.
That's right.
I only want to work with Gerajo Decisive Battle.
You are getting ahead of yourself.
This time, Gerajo Decisive Battle invites idols as a pre-show recording of online distribution variety shows.
Among those meetings, there are situations where you absolutely can't laugh...
That's all!
Gerajo Decisive Battle invites idols who laugh at any boring thing!
And we asked for San Shiro's cooperation as a trickster.
Today, in order to decide Gerajo Decisive Battle, we're going to do some boring things with idols.
With two of you?
It's nice to see you like this, but you're always like this.
Wait a minute, Mr. Miyagi.
Are you an idol ambassador?
You're always like this.
How do you decide Gerajo Decisive Battle?
It's not like that.
We'll say exactly the same thing twice.
You'll never laugh!
Komiya will go in first and say an episode.
And we'll say exactly the same thing.
And people in between will laugh at us.
That's nice.
It's fine if it's an episode we've already used.
The Gerajo Candidates will select an idol who often laughed at a fake audition by the program staff.
First of all, we'll find Gerajo from these four people!
Excuse me, excuse me.
I'm a little nervous, so I'll go first.
She's cute.
She's the most popular one.
She's the Gerajo Candidate.
What does that mean?
First of all, Gerajo Candidates don't have anyone who's hot.
Especially people with big chests.
Gerajo Candidates.
So, I'll go for an interview with a recommendation.
Mr. Komiya has gone in!
Hello.
Do you watch me on TV?
Yes, we do.
Thank you.
Do you have an image of a blue jacket?
No, we don't.
You don't?
Is it new?
It's not new, but I got it from a sandwich man, Date-san.
Oh, really?
A sandwich man, Date-san, asked me to wear it for his sales.
He said, "I'll definitely rip it off."
But in the end, I really ripped it off.
Yes, yes, yes.
But he said he'd study it, so I got it.
It says your name, but my name is here.
It says "Komiya Sansho" here, right?
Yes.
That's right. Your name is huge in Date-san's name.
Wow!
It says "Okuru" here.
It says "Okuru" in Date-san's name.
Don't say it. Don't say it in the meantime.
Excuse me.
I'm sorry.
It's fine. As a judge, it's fine.
Good morning. Nice to meet you.
It's been a while. Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Do you know this, everyone?
Jacket.
I got it from Date-san of "Sandwich-man".
When I wore it, Date-san of "Sandwich-man" tore it.
He tore it, and I tore it.
Date-san of "Sandwich-man" tore it.
He tore it and I tore it.
You shouldn't say that.
You shouldn't say we're talking about the same thing.
I can't say that.
Did you see it?
Date-san of "Sandwich-man".
It was empty.
Date-san of "Sandwich-man" tore it.
It's tough.
Is your necklace this big?
Is it this big?
It's cute.
Is it this big?
Is it?
Be more excited.
It's small.
It's hard.
It's big.
Is it this big?
As expected of Gerador who was selected for the audition!
Here, the staff's fake program explanation starts!
Who has the smallest pinpoint?
The number of the pressure to preach has not been decided yet.
What does it mean?
I don't know just by this.
Yes.
What do you think about it?
I love it when you pretend like you can't hear me.
I'm going to fix my neck when it hurts.
I'm going to do something like this.
I'm going to do something like a big cut.
Can you do it again?
It looks like Mr. B.
As a simulation of the next recording, let's see if the program AD will laugh or not.
It's not funny if the staff does it.
That's the answer.
I won't laugh.
I won't cry.
I don't want to go to a school like this. What kind of school is it?
That's fast.
I don't want to go to a school like this. What kind of school is it?
It's on the top of a volcano.
That's funny.
The teachers are all Italian.
The three of you laughed.
It's funny.
I don't want to be laughed at.
Can I do it, too?
The answer is completely different.
That's a good example.
Isn't it boring?
I don't want to go to a school like this. What kind of school is it?
It's a school gate.
That's funny.
Give me a hint.
It's a school gate.
I don't like it.
How big is it?
Once you enter, you can't leave.
Let's try a different question.
Yes, please.
What is a word that you shout as you die?
That's fast.
That's amazing.
That's fast.
What is a word that you shout as you die?
What? No!
Mr. Yoshida's "don dake" doesn't make you laugh, does it?
It's going pretty smoothly. Are you okay?
Yes, I'm fine.
But you might have figured out what "ohiru" is like.
I might do it again.
Oh, yes.
Don dake!
Hisamatsu, you're good.
You're good.
You're a good boxer.
You're a good boy.
No matter how much Sozuki's boxer, Hisamatsu chases him up.
Next is the only recording screening of the whole show.
"Only dream" where you must not speak out.
And finally,
we'll roast Gera who laughs at Aida's boring joke.
I'll sweat and do my best.
San Shiro's Bachi Boko Variety Revolution.
Broadcast starts July.
Pera Pera Pera!
It's so boring.
But Nishihara-san, Nishihara-san.
Nishihara-san is amazing.
He's not mad.
He's about to die.
Let's eat.
I won't laugh.
Sanshiro will...
Laugh!
Sanshiro will...
Shout!
Sanshiro will...
He's not mad.
Sanshiro will...
Nishihara-san.
Who did you think was the worst?
Um...from the right, I think it's the second one.
- Nishihara-san laughed a lot too. - Yeah, he did.
On the far left.
- But Hitamatsu-san laughed a lot too. - Yeah, he did.
It's funny that you're doing the same talk four times in a row, Hitamatsu-san.
Watch out for the next one.
- You're losing your motivation. - You're losing it.
You're losing it with this.
Three of them will advance to the second round.
Next, the second pair of the first round, Gera Queen Candidates are these four people.
Even in Great Britain, they show off their Gera.
- Thank you for coming. - Thank you for coming.
- Do you know about us? - We do know about you.
- You have a bit of a bitter laugh. - Do you know our lower names?
- No, we don't know. - We don't know.
- For now, let's joke about our lower names. - We should tell them our lower names, right?
- You should tell them. - My lower name is Yonejiro.
- Really? - Really?
- Really? - Sorry, I made a mistake.
- My real name is... - Yes, yes.
- My real name is... - My lower name is...
- Tonekichi! - It's definitely Tonekichi!
- Ah, it's Gera. - Yes, I'm Mitsuo Aida.
- Yes, I'm Mitsuo Aida. - Mitsuo Aida.
- I'm Mioji. - I don't know what you're saying.
- Can you explain what you're saying? - Can you explain what you're saying?
- I'm Aida Shuji. - You're Aida Shuji.
- But my name is Mitsuo Aida and my last name is Mioji. - That's nice.
- That's nice, Mr. Human. - I'm still nervous about my right side.
- You should loosen up a little. - Yes, you should loosen up a little.
- I'm going to attack from a high position and run up.
- At times like this, you can also do this.
- You can also do this.
- You can also do this. - I'm sorry!
- I'm sorry! - I can kill you!
- Are you okay with the heat?
- I can't feel anything.
During the interview, Komiya said, "Isn't he a little crazy?"
- I see. - I understand.
- Can we talk? - Can we talk?
Can you get back in shape?
- What's wrong with you? - I'm serious.
- You're laughing at me like this? - No, I'm serious.
- Seriously? - I'm serious.
- You're laughing at me like this? - No, I'm serious.
- I'm serious. - You know!
- I don't know! - You know!
Stand up and look at me.
Are you sure you have it with you?
If you get mad and say "don't mess with me, I'm going home" and bend your waist and go home...
Yes, thank you.
Yes, yes.
Don't you care about me?
What?
Don't you care about me?
No, I don't.
Thank you.
I know.
I can't stand alone.
SAN SHIROU RETURNS TO HIS POSITION.
YAHAGI-SAN IS REALLY FUNNY.
Here are the five contestants who advanced to the next screening.
In the final screening, one theater group and a special guest will reveal their worst jokes of all time.
The idol group with the most laughter will be the Queen of Gera.
The worst jokes of one theater group will be revealed this time.
There was a competition called "Short Contest Competition" in SEATER-D.
And we lost in the first round.
And here is another special guest who will reveal their worst jokes of all time.
Hello.
Shinmaru, you can't laugh like that.
I can't laugh like that.
It's because you're not good at it.
Because in Otaburo, there are different levels of audience.
That's right.
And now it's going down from G1.
G2 and G3.
And Shishimori, how old are you?
G6.
You're a superstar.
Now that we're ready, we're going to move on to Asahina for girls.
I'm telling you not to laugh because I'm an entertainer in the show corner.
You're telling me not to laugh, aren't you?
I'm telling you not to laugh because it's filled with milk.
Let's start with the first entertainer.
Ecological simulation series.
He's fast.
A battlefield where bullets fly violently.
Even though bullets are out of bullets,
even if you're out of bullets, you can still drink champagne cork.
Well, it's like the person who laughed at Shishimaru is the winner, isn't it?
That's right.
Yes, then we will move on to the second group of entertainers. Please.
Hello, I'm Dosukebe.
Today, I, Dosukebe, would like to announce one by one that this kind of girl is Dosukebe.
First of all, this kind of girl.
"Oh, I got acne again. My skin has been rough lately."
"Yes, Dosukebe!"
This kind of girl often goes to bed at night without removing her makeup.
She must be walking around a man's room.
"Yes, Dosukebe!"
"Excuse me, is there an XL size of this dress?"
"Yes, Dosukebe!"
"Here it is! Dosukebe!"
"Thank you very much!"
"Did Saiki-san say everything?"
With Shishimaru's story, Manaka Nishihara, Manas and Erina Saiki, who spilled their milk, will be decided as a gala queen!
It's weird that you don't include virtual milk in it.
It can only be virtual.
Shishimaru, who is said to be the least interesting person in the world...
Even Shishimaru laughed at these three people.
I hope you three will come to the Ota Pro Junior Live G5.