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Birth! Kawashima 3!
Kawashima 3 is a unit of three people who are active not only in variety shows but also in various fields.
This time, according to Kawashima's request, it seems that they will aim for the golden again in the last revenge show.
Didn't you give up last time? You said you wouldn't do it anymore, didn't you?
I said I wouldn't do it anymore.
Last time, we let them do it in "Con God Town"
but since the other two are cooperating with each other
I thought I'd try to stand it up a little.
That's why I arranged it a little.
If you had been a little more serious, you could have done it.
Kawashima's ability is not that good.
Certainly, when we left the studio after the last show, everyone was nodding their heads.
But it's not like that.
Today, they were nodding their heads from the moment they came in.
What's wrong with you?
This time, the three of us will balance it out and really work hard for the golden.
There's no one who'll run away to the golden.
You can do it for sure.
What's with your teeth today?
What?
You're making up characters, aren't you?
I'm going to stick a bottle cap in your back of the neck.
In the back of the neck?
Isn't that what you're doing?
It's a childhood food.
You can't do that.
First of all, what kind of program is suitable for "Kawashima Three"?
Check their basic laughing ability.
Then, impersonation is...
I'm here, Toshiko.
Can you do it?
Can I?
You're in a hurry. Where are you going?
The sound of the wind blowing every day is really cool.
That's right.
The wind feels good, doesn't it?
You always pull it out, you idiot!
I see.
Tanashima-kun, you're really ugly, aren't you?
No, I'm not. I married a woman like that a long time ago, didn't I?
I married a woman like that a long time ago, didn't I?
What are you doing, you bastard?!
No, I'm not!
What are you doing, you bastard?!
Don't you like those tablecloths?
Yeah, but this one is from my family.
I got it cut and...
Hey, you!
No one can do it!
It's hard!
Let's get down to business!
We have prepared a project that looks like it can be realized in Golden, Kawashima 3!
First of all, it's a talk show where the three of them will be the hosts!
Oh, but I think we can do it!
It's the easiest way!
We all have different ways of talking.
Everyone has their own skills, so it's not difficult for one guest.
That's right!
Can we do it properly?
Of course!
It's an appeal to the production team!
Will the three of them be able to work together and liven up the show?!
Let's get started!
Exciting! Kawashima Street!
Here we go! Kawashima Street Talk's host, Kawashima!
I'm also the host, Kawashima!
I'm Souya. I'm Souya.
Let's bring in our guest for the day!
Our guest for the day is this person!
She's a very talented person, Mei-chan!
Nice to meet you!
Have you been busy lately, Mei-chan?
No, not at all.
I'm not busy! I've never seen you before!
It's nothing like that! I'm going to work hard now!
You're going to work hard now!
You're free, right?
I'm not free!
You're a guest, right?
Are you an actress?
Yes, I'm an actress now.
Like a drama?
Yes, like a play.
Oh, a play!
That's great!
What are you trying to do?
I'm taking acting lessons.
You're taking lessons from everyone?
Yes, that's right!
Can you do anything else besides that?
No, I can't do anything else!
I can't do anything else!
You're going to be someone else's actor, right?
Yes!
Now, let's look at your profile!
We're not saying you're ugly!
Is there a movie you like?
Can you show me a play?
There's a movie called "Saw"!
Can you show me a play?
There's a movie called "Saw"!
Put that away!
He's the worst!
I'm not telling you!
Hey!
What are you trying to say with that personality?
We're seeing if you can pull it out of you!
He's the worst!
You're good at dancing and running.
Kawashima!
Gensoku, you're being careless.
Kawashima!
Gensoku... Kawashima, I'm sorry.
I was of use to you.
You were of use to me.
Let's go with someone we respect.
Gensoku!
Why Ronaldo?
I've been watching soccer lately.
You've been watching soccer?
What's wrong with you, Ronaldo?
I don't think I can put in that much effort.
Time's up!
Time's up! Stop for a second!
Stop for a second and come back!
What's with you?
Why did you call me?
I want to do a serious show like this.
Yes.
I'm the host of "Talk".
Yes.
Can we have a meeting first?
Sure.
I think we have different intentions.
I see.
Maybe we haven't talked enough.
I'm sorry.
Let's have a meeting first.
That's right.
I see.
I don't think we can do it.
That's right.
Why did it turn out like that?
Let's just talk normally.
You've been messing with me from the beginning.
You've been doing "Shabekuri 7" since you started talking about acting.
It's fun because a professional like me breaks the rules and breaks them.
Even though I can't break the rules and I'm excited, I'm still a college student.
I just want to stand out.
Don't show me your teeth.
You've been messing with me since "Teretouya".
I don't like other big songs.
I don't like "Teretouya", "Godtown", "Kore de Yen Ka?"
I don't like "Godtown Benkei".
You said something good.
That's right.
You can't do that in front of people like Akira Ikegami.
I'm tired of what you want to say.
You can't joke around like you always do.
I do it.
You don't do it.
I do it.
You say you don't do it.
I guess you do that.
Shooting Ikegami with a gun.
Do you do it?
Running around? Can you do it?
You're a great match for T.P.O.
I feel like I do it.
I've never seen you do it.
I don't do it.
You're mad because you don't do it.
I don't do it.
You too.
Playing together.
Well...
Don't laugh at me.
Are you kidding me?
I'm sorry.
I was too excited.
I had no choice but to do it.
I didn't want you to do it alone.
I felt sorry for you.
So I did it for you.
What's with that face?
Tell me what you want to say.
You made a mistake just now.
What you were thinking.
Stop it.
Tell me what you want to say.
I'm happy.
I want to do it with Golden.
It was three people dating, but the situation is the worst!
What will happen to one troupe that cannot be played except for God Town?
The three of them will continue to challenge the discussion program that talks hotly about social issues.
Thank you very much.
Good evening, everyone.
It is time for "Kawashima Three Discussion".
I would like to introduce you.
Professor of Honorary Professor of Kenrose University, Mr. Shimazu Daigoro.
I'm Shimasu.
Representative of "Let's Be Kind to Women", Mr. Tajima Aiko.
I'm Tajima.
Then, the first theme is "Discussion".
Who has an opinion?
Tajima-san.
Recently, men don't cooperate with their wives.
That's why women don't have second or third children, don't they?
I think it's not that they don't participate in parenting, but that they can't do it.
For example, even at work, even if you ask for parental leave for a week, there are few companies that allow it.
I see.
First of all, I would like to ask you, Mr. Shimazu.
It's called "discussion".
How do you make children?
Please explain the system.
There are men and women.
If it's a normal behavior, it's possible.
What do you mean by "behavior"?
I don't know.
Doesn't it mean that men and women can't do anything about it?
Let me change the subject.
What kind of system is it?
To be specific...
I don't think you need to say it.
If you don't say it, we can't proceed.
I'm in second place, so I'm a virgin, but I'm properly giving birth.
I'm properly giving birth to a warrior.
- Okay, that's enough! - That's enough for me.
Okay, that's enough!
Okay, that's enough.
- This is no good. - This is different.
- I can't get my will together. - This is a little difficult.
But can I not do it today?
- Don't laugh at me. - Can we talk for a second?
- Can we? - The three of us.
I told you earlier.
I don't know if we're communicating well.
You're on a talk show as a commentator, aren't you?
Yes.
Why do you keep telling middle-aged men about sex?
I thought it would be better for me to say specific words.
What do you do at home?
Don't you look at political news and say, "I don't think like that." to your wife?
- I do, but... - Then say it.
You have your own children and you have your own problems.
You have opinions based on your experience, don't you?
Don't you talk to your wife?
I do, but...
You don't, do you?
- I do, but... - You don't yell at her in the campervan, do you?
- Are you ashamed of being born like that? - I'm not ashamed of being born like that.
- You're so lame when you're yelling. - I'm only yelling because it's boring, right?
- Huh? - I'm only yelling because it's boring, right?
- Who the hell do you think you are?! - I'm not ashamed of being born like that!
- You're lame. - Why am I...?!
- You're lame. - No, you're lame.
- Why am I cursing?!
- I don't want to hear it!
- I thought a couple's conversation would work for a talk like this.
- I don't want to hear it! - I thought a couple's conversation would work for a talk like this. - I don't want to hear it!
- Anyway, it's just Shikoru, so the camping is getting really small. - I don't need it anymore. - Then do it properly!
- Well, that's fine. - You're a little... - The problem is you. - You're the problem. What's that?
- You're in second place and in the same place. - You're always like that, but you're serious.
- You're serious, but that's why you run away like that. - It's hard to watch.
- Before the show, you said you'd do your best today. - You said you had no choice but to do it today.
- You were eating grapes so much earlier. - You put in three grapes in your head so that it would rotate a little.
- You're kidding me, but it's all grapes. - If you're so scared, stop it!
- If you have to do that kind of doping, stop it! - What's that?
- You're doing your best here. - No, I'm a comedian!
- That's not true! Why are you acting like a cookie here? - You're always acting like a cookie.
- You're trying to do a cookie that everyone denies. - It's embarrassing!
- You can't do it! - It's embarrassing!
- You're always acting like a cookie. - You're the one who said you didn't want to do it.
- I don't want to do it... - You came to the theater before the show and got a commercial.
- What's with that smile? - What kind of commercial is that?
Once again, the show didn't go well and "Kawashima Three" is completely out of order, but...
The last show is a journey where the three of them eat delicious food while wandering around the city.
- Let's begin! - A journey of "Kawashima Three" to visit delicious restaurants hidden in the city!
Now, this week has begun!
Today, we're visiting "Tennozu" to find out what delicious food you can find there.
- I often go to "Tennozu" studio. - Yes, you do.
- But I've never heard of such a good restaurant. - No, you haven't.
- You don't go there often? - I've never heard of such a good restaurant.
- I don't think you've ever heard of it. - No, I don't think so.
- How about you, Koki? - I've never been to "Tennozu" before.
- Oh, you haven't? - What kind of food will we eat there?
- I've never eaten there before. - Thank you.
- I see. - I heard that we can eat delicious food there.
- So, I've brought breakfast for you. - What?!
- I've also brought lunch for you. - No, you haven't.
- You haven't eaten it, have you? - No, I haven't.
- You're exaggerating. - No, I haven't.
- But will you come to "Tennozu" studio, Mr. Kawashima? - Shut up!
- What are you talking about? - Shut up!
- Then, let's go! - Let's go to "Tennozu" studio.
- It's amazing! - Yes.
- But, it's a paved road. - It's beautiful.
- It used to be soiled before. - Wow!
- The workers worked hard to pave the road. - It's good that they don't forget to be grateful.
- But, soil is buried under the road. - It's scary.
- But, if you break the asphalt, flowers will bloom. - That's very powerful.
- I want to be that kind of asphalt. - You shouldn't be asphalt.
- Let's go. - You're right.
- So, anyway... - It's amazing.
- It's very sunny today. - You idiot!
- I'm sorry. Please stop the video. - I'm sorry.
- I'm sorry. It's not good. - Okay, it's over.
- I have a lot of things to say about you, Mr. Kawashima. - Please go over there.
You don't eat fire, do you?
How many minutes did you do for the opening talk?
It was funny and long, but it's artificial.
It's artificial.
You've done it before, haven't you?
Yes.
Put your hands out of your pockets.
Don't put your hands in your pockets.
It's cold.
Don't touch me.
Don't touch me!
What are you doing?
You're doing it, so you're putting your hands in.
You're doing it.
You're doing it all the time.
You're putting your hands in your arms.
You can do it.
You're not camping on Friday, are you?
What are you doing?
Don't say it.
Put your hands out of your pockets.
Be careful.
Isn't it worse?
It's worse because I'm camping normally.
If you say you want to go next, do it.
If you were Sanma, you would make it more interesting.
That's right.
You're standing in the center.
Don't you think you're weak?
Hey!
I'm counting on you.
Do it!
Either of you are in the center.
Do it next.
Are you doing it?
Don't you think you're doing it all the time?
That's good.
Do it.
Kawashima 3, the last chance for Sekiga. Will it work out?
Let's do it.
"Kawashima Sugii"
Please introduce yourself.
Nice to meet you, I'm Kawashima of the giraffe.
Hi, I'm Kawashima of the cookie.
Hi, I'm Kawashima too.
It's kind of complicated.
What are you doing?
You stopped it?
Who are you doing that for?
I'm doing it for Machibura Rocket.
I want you to tell me the truth.
I...
You...
I was frustrated.
You...
Hey...
We are from the same Kawashima, but there is such a difference.
Don't get into the character.
So...
That's what I hate the most.
I may have been jealous.
Why can't you understand?
Why do you get into the character?
Let's stop for today.
What's wrong with you?
Let's really stop for today.
Yes, it's over!
Yes, it's over.
So...
Kawashima...
C...
is disbanded today!
Good bye!
Kawashima...
No one clapped.
Kawashima...