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2018!
This show is for the regular viewers of "K-PRO Kojima", a comedy event production company, to get to know the young people who are active right now!
How is the live scene of young people now?
That's right. I feel like comedians are increasing every year, but young people under the age of 25 in particular are now corresponding.
It's still increasing.
Is it still increasing?
Yes.
How do you feel about young people now?
Young people?
Yes.
But I don't know if they're going to be comedians or not.
You're such an old man! You're such an old man! You're such an old man!
That's no good.
Who's an old man?
But I know Yutti quite a bit.
Yutti, you're such an old man!
Yutti really exists!
And you, Yurikyu-san!
You're such an old man!
Yurikyu-san is an old man!
Yurikyu-san is a type, isn't he?
This time as well, various agencies have conducted a large-scale survey of comedians and their associates, and have created a program-only ranking.
First of all, comedians who are considered "geniuses" are in 5th place to 2nd place.
The focus is on the top four comedians in 2nd place.
This year, the youngest comedian in the entertainment industry is 21 years old.
He's a perfect match for All Night Nippon's personality.
And in 1st place is...
Otabro, formed in 2016, Kusanagi Miyashita!
Otabro is amazing!
Kusanagi's negative character creates a unique point of view of manzai, and it's the only one that brings out the true flavor of manzai.
During a live performance, regardless of senior or junior, people gather around him.
He's a genius comedian who even comedians acknowledge.
Pay attention to Kusanagi's negative character!
Good morning!
I'm Kusanagi Miyashita! Nice to meet you!
Every year...
I have a senior who's going to Hawaii.
I see.
He said he'd take me with him this year.
Really? That's awesome. I'm jealous of you.
But I've never been to Hawaii, so I'm a little worried.
I'd like you to tell me what it's like.
Hawaii, huh?
I've never been there either, but when you think of Hawaii, don't you think of the beautiful sea?
There's a beach with a swimsuit and a beauty salon.
It's like the best resort with a sense of freedom.
Why did you choose me?
What?
Why did you choose me?
I chose you because I wanted to go to Hawaii with you.
But I usually spend a lot of time with the beach and the sense of freedom.
I thought it was fun to be with you, so you invited me.
I've been doing it a lot in my life, but I've never been told it's fun to be with you.
If you say it was more fun than last time you weren't there, it breaks my heart.
Then let's do our best and get excited.
Like actively talking to me.
I can't change my style because of others.
Shut up!
You don't have a firm self. You're flexible.
Is Hawaii really inviting me?
What?
What if it's a lie?
Why is it a lie?
What if I'm suddenly taken to Hong Kong?
What if I'm published in a dark auction?
What kind of organization do you think you are?
What if I'm given a number tag?
What if I'm taken up on a stage?
What if I'm hammered for a low price?
What if the next rare beetle is twice as expensive as me?
What if I live thinking it's more expensive than rare beetles?
That's fine.
Keep it up and live with pride.
I'm scared of Hawaii, so I'm not going.
Do as you like.
Thank you for listening.
That's funny.
As you can see, he is a very negative person.
According to the information,
As soon as he entered high school,
He bullied his classmates.
He thought that bullying would lead to bullying later.
He simulated it in his head.
Before being bullied, he quit school.
This time, he didn't make a reservation in advance and didn't go to the final round.
It was a physical measurement, but I've been working on my physique.
If I go like this, my clothes will be taken off in the park and I'll have to dance.
How far have you imagined it?
I've read it.
In addition, he was afraid of going out because his bad imagination was too big in the M-1 qualifying round, and he drank and challenged the qualifying round.
What?
I've been losing my mind and I'm about to face the second round of the M-1.
I don't know what I'm talking about.
That's a little weird.
That's the first time I've been lectured.
I was taken to Sumida River.
What?
It was a river battle season and it was raining a little, but I was scolded for about two hours without an umbrella.
Who's writing the story?
I'm writing a story, but I'm scolded a lot.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I'm writing a story, but I'm scolded a lot.
I've never heard of anyone scolding their own story.
It's true that partners are very strict.
I've been told to think about comedy for 24 hours.
I've been on a variety show and I've been told to say my impressions.
That's amazing.
I've been told to practice walking around the city.
Practice walking around the city?
I've been told to walk around my neighborhood like it's my first time.
You've prepared for it.
I've been told, "There are a lot of students."
I've been told, "You walk fast."
I've been told, "You can't keep up with the camera."
I've never been scolded like this.
That's good.
That's a good way of doing it.
Next is the entertainment category that seems to be popular with current variety shows.
Fifth place is YES! ACT which is active for free.
Fourth place is OPPASHOISHI which is professional in rap.
Let's continue with third and second place.
Third place is AGASUKE which was formed in 2012 and belongs to GRAPE COMPANY.
At first glance, it may look like a character game,
but it also has a lot of ideas, contents and contents.
In the survey of GRAPE COMPANY, it ranks first in the genius category.
Both the character and content are GRAPE COMPANY's favorite stars.
The survey says that the character is more beautiful and has a good sense of humor and is very TV-oriented.
Let's continue with second place.
It belongs to MASEKI ENTERTAINMENT and was formed in 2012.
KISHI TAKANO.
KISHI TAKANO is well-known for his quick response.
His response when he is teased and his visual features make him the second best entertainer.
KISHI TAKANO ranks second in the "teased and teased" ranking.
That kind of variety show is fast.
KISHI TAKANO is the fastest entertainer.
That's why it's called "ITTEHUDE".
Damn it!
Anyway, two people with strong characters appear in the studio.
But you're telling me!
All of a sudden.
Wow!
One by one, it's different.
Ise-san, what do you think?
Ise-san, Ise-san!
You're getting old, aren't you?
I'm not!
How old are you?
I'm 28.
You're lying!
Why are you surprised?!
You're lying!
You're an old man!
Who's an old man?!
It's different, right?
Yeah.
It's okay. It's really good.
It's okay. It's okay.
It's just not smart enough.
Why?!
You're nervous! I'm not!
Kojima-san, this won't sell, will it?!
No, it's just that I'm usually in better shape.
You're in good shape.
Yes, it's just that I said too much in the first shot.
First of all, it's self-introduction. If you don't say hello properly, you won't be accepted.
It's no good. It's no good if you don't say hello properly.
It's no good.
Let's take a break.
Yeah, let's take a break.
Let's really take a break.
We can do it normally, right?
Let's hear about your partners.
We have our own order.
Yeah, we have our own order.
Yeah, we do.
We'll definitely do it next time.
Huh?!
Why are you saying that?!
What are you looking at?!
Let's take a break.
Huh?!
What's with you, you bastard?!
Are you gonna do it, you bastard?!
That's enough!
Hey!
Actually, Yoshimura is the worst in this situation.
Wait a minute.
As expected of Yoshimura.
Yoshimura is the worst.
I feel like you have a really bad past.
No, it's not like that.
I'm from a good family.
Really?
I'm very busy.
Really? What are you doing?
I'm doing a lot of things for the company.
What kind of company do you have?
I own a movie theater.
I own a cable TV in Yamagata.
I also make a professional basketball team.
Do you own a basketball team?
I didn't have one in Yamagata, so I made it as a B league.
That's right.
You look like you're good at it.
What about your partner?
She's also national product.
National product?
She's a national product.
She's a national product?
Where is she from?
Yamagata.
But we're from the same place.
We're high school classmates.
I see.
My mother runs "Yakult Lady".
That's a great show.
It's a good show.
Agasuke's TV-oriented show and jokes are...
Today, I'm going to show you something that only I know about her.
I want to know.
I'm going to show you something that only I know about her.
She's cute.
She's cool.
She's so big.
Please show us something about her!
No, everything is "just right"!
"Just right" doesn't come up!
- It doesn't come up? - Does it come up there?
It comes up when you see her from a different perspective.
You have to think about it first?
- Do you have to be able to do it quickly? - Everything is quick.
But I have "just right" in me, but I have to think about it first.
- You haven't thought about it? - That's suspicious.
- You haven't thought about it? - You haven't thought about it?
So you're doing it alone in the theater?
He may be eating this.
This is a Katsukare.
Katsukare?
This is a charm of Katsukare.
No one has noticed it.
This is a charm of Katsukare.
Katsukare is not prepared.
If this comes out, it's real.
This is a charm of Katsukare.
Please show us.
You can't read it on TV.
For example, when you report something, you say, "Please show us your hidden charm."
What about Disneyland?
It's been introduced many times, so it doesn't have a hidden charm.
If you say this, it's really amazing.
Is it Disneyland?
I'm thinking about it now.
I thought of it before I went to the bridge.
Please show us your hidden charm of Disneyland.
Actually, Dad, can you take a break?
I'm sorry.
Yoshimoto Creative Agency, formed in 2017, EXIT!
Yes, they've been together for four months now.
A young Yoshimoto entertainer and a handsome duo who are rapidly gaining popularity.
"I've done most of the play in Tokyo, but manzai was the most fun."
A Shibuya entertainer who says.
I'll read the seconds until the break.
"I've done most of the play in Tokyo, but manzai was the most fun."
- I'm going to die of embarrassment right now! - It's my sister, you know!
- Hello! - Hello!
- You know... - What's up?
- Fashion is something that keeps repeating itself, right? - Interest repeat.
- That's it. If you want to reach the cutting edge of fashion,
I think we should start using old words from now on.
- So, which words should we use?
Hmm... "muromachi."
You've gone way beyond my expectations.
But can you even use "muromachi?"
Yeah, I can say it.
Then what do you say "vibes agattekita"?
"Yabe! Vibes itoagarikeri!"
"Itoagarikeri"? You're saying "agarikeri," aren't you?
Hey, I'm not saying it.
Huh?
"Iitamou."
"Iitamou"? That's really weird.
I see. That was a little weird.
You got the meaning wrong.
"Itoagari" doesn't mean "weird."
It means "intentional."
- Really? - Yeah.
Then all this time, I've been "itoagari."
Are you listening?
You're not getting it at all.
- "Yue ni..." - "Yue ni..."
Don't say it like "kara no."
Okay, should we start over like we just did?
- "Nande da?" - "Jidai wa kurikaesu."
- "Oh, and here we go!" - "Ossha!"
That was a good one.
- You're doing it right. - Yeah.
- It's different from "yabe." - Yeah.
I'm just saying what I came up with at the time.
- You're getting it. - It's like...
You're doing it lightly, but you have a solid foundation.
- It's no good. - It's no good!
That's why it's okay. You can do it with confidence.
It's embarrassing.
Which one is thinking about the story?
- Basically... - I think about the base and get essence.
Essence!
How much do you practice?
I don't practice at all.
You're playing around!
Are you playing around?
You're playing around!
You're not playing around at all.
I'm a young man in Yoshimoto.
I didn't drink like this when I was young.
You've been drinking, haven't you?
I can't drink alcohol.
You look like a New Yorker.
Don't you have tequila or something like that?
I'll say it in words, but...
It's a funny word, but...
What about love and girlfriend?
I don't have a girlfriend.
I don't have one, either.
It's like you're saying it now.
It's not like that.
I said I didn't want to talk about love in rehearsal.
I'm doing it for fun.
I don't have a girlfriend.
I don't want people to know I'm not in love.
You can do it!
You've had a girlfriend once?
No, I haven't had one.
I had one ten years ago.
I see.
It seems like you still like her.
Did you notice?
I told you not to talk about love in rehearsal!
I told you not to do it!
I called you many times and told you not to do it!
You might fail.
What do you mean?
If this gets popular, you won't be able to do it for fun.
I don't think you're doing it for fun.
Do you think you can still do it?
If you're doing it for fun, people will ask you what you usually do for fun.
Can you do it?
Yes, I can.
Where do you go shopping?
Shopping?
I go shopping on Amazon.
Where do you cut your hair?
In Harajuku!
I don't want to cut it outside of Harajuku.
What kind of music do you usually listen to?
Moriyama Naotaro.
LINE is very important, isn't it?