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Who is the worst actor?
Actors who are not good at acting will be decided!
This time, in addition to the regular "nego six" Anna Hongou...
...the wild bomb Rossi, who seems to be bad at acting, will participate...
...and decide who is the worst at acting!
From now on, the three of them will try to act in a standard genre drama prepared by the program.
However, only the last line is empty, so they will decide it with an ad-lib!
The judges are these three women...
...who will have them put milk in their mouths and wipe it off in the middle of the show!
The top actors are, for the second time, Shibai Yabai Queen Anna Hongou!
- Today... - Your eyes are red.
I put in some energy and expressed it in red.
- What did you express in red? - Passion.
Passion!
What is your favorite passionate line?
I don't like it. Let's go!
Last time, Yabasa did the acting, but this time, can Hongou do it again with his famous performance?
Now, we will start with the impromptu lines. Let's start with Hongou's challenge.
A cheer dance club that used to be a part of a certain high school,
was taught by Spartacumon that Japan is stupid and has only one step ahead of the whole world.
However, the world's walls are thick and the qualifier is close.
Will the all-American team end with a dream?
Oh, it's so close. I don't think we can win anymore.
Akari, it's not over yet.
But it's impossible for us to turn things around.
A scary teacher is laughing, right?
You're making fun of me, right?
That's right! That's right! That's right!
You should have done it more flashy.
I got it!
Okay, I'll do it now.
Excuse me, please!
It's really fun, you know?
In order to do a flashy performance, they'll try again!
Is it impossible for me to win again?
Akari, it's not over yet!
But it's impossible for me to turn things around!
Eat it! Eat it! Eat it!
But it's barely edible!
I don't care if it's good or bad!
The preliminaries are just in advance and the game hasn't even started yet, okay?!
Our goal wasn't to conquer all of America, but to conquer all of America!
But there's such a difference between us and the world...
There's no difference!
Everyone's cheerleading skills are amazing!
It's supposed to be a flashy play, but it ends with a mismatch of behavior and tongue-twisting of lines.
You're laughing again.
You're laughing a lot, aren't you?
It's not now.
It's not now, okay?
How do you think you can do it well?
Concentrate...
You didn't concentrate, did you?
Concentrate...
Don't you have a more scary teacher?
Yes.
Who do you think is the scariest entertainer?
Yanagiba-san...
Scary...
I have that image.
You have a scary image.
Let's try with Yanagiba-san.
Let's make her dance.
Be conscious of Yanagiba-san.
Okay.
They try again with a scary performance like Yanagiba and Shiro.
Will it go well this time?
Ah...
Billy...
Is it impossible to win?
Akari...
It's not over yet.
But it's impossible for Billy to turn things around!
I'm Dante, after all.
Dante's dead, too!
I still have a chance to win!
Yanagiba, come on!
Shinji! No, I'm sorry, I made a mistake.
What's with your mouth, it's all fuzzy.
It's not fuzzy!
This time, it was the biggest one.
- Bigger than last time? - Bigger than last time!
- You're getting worse! - Huh?!
- Are you bad at singing? - I love singing, but I'm not good at it.
- Maybe you're better at musicals. - Maybe.
- Do you watch musicals? - Yes.
- What did you watch? - "La La Land".
- Try "La La Land". - Huh?!
It's like...
What's wrong with you?
Somebody help me!
The next challenger is Mr. Shibai Yabai Comedian, Nego Shaxx, who has won three competitions in a row!
This time, Shibai's theme is "top of the gang"!
Will he graduate from Shibai Beta this time?!
Impromptu Sentence Shibai, Nego Shaxx's challenge! Here you go!
"Ikebukuro" (pond bag)
The gag "e-boys" that make "ikebukuro" a mess!
Those who make their island float will be punished mercilessly even if they are girls!
This is like "Street"...
"Street"
Hey, you!
Do you know whose island is this?
You look like a bad guy.
Hey, you!
You don't know, do you?
This "ikebukuro" is the island of "e-boys"' Emperor!
Hey, isn't this public land?!
"L.A.G. Pemperer"
"Pemperer"
What? Are you Mr. Pemperer?
Are you from L.A. than Prime Minister?
What's with you?!
Dina-scenario!
An old man comes out and stops!
It's like Miyazawa Kiichi walking around early in the morning.
It's like Kubosuke walking around early in the morning, isn't it?
Yes, it's like that.
It's weird, isn't it?
Yes, I know.
Kubosuke walking around early in the morning may not be suitable for you.
You are a little taller than Kubosuke.
Why don't you walk like Tokoro-san?
Tokoro-san sometimes looks scary for a moment, doesn't he?
That's right.
Can you walk like Tokoro-san?
Yes, I got it.
He tries again, imagining Tokoro George.
Will it work out for him?
Do you know whose island this is?
I don't know.
The team that's got this bag in their hands is E-BOYS' Emperor Island.
You mean that Mr. Pemperer?
Is he more important than the Prime Minister?
What did you say?!
If you want to eat it, you have to have money to eat it. Didn't you learn it at school?!
I'm sorry to say this, but your acting is as bad as ever!
It was better than before!
I don't know when you're going to say it!
It's your first attempt, but you don't know yet!
I'm nervous because I think it's going to be hard for everyone.
Maybe you're really good at it!
There are people like that!
There are quite a few natural-looking people who are good at acting!
Yes!
What is it?
What if you can't do it?
What will be the role of the first challenge, Rossi?
This is the MDI Laboratory of Fukakai City Research Institute, where specialists of unexplained cause and effect that have just been established gather.
Today as well, the body of an unexplained cause and effect that hasn't even been dissected will be brought here.
Oh, this is the new dissector.
Nice to meet you.
Thank you for coming.
I can't even have a decent conversation with this dissector and weirdo around me.
Director, you did a good job.
Shh!
She's listening because she's an ear of hell.
Yes.
Well, let me tell you...
I don't intend to have a decent conversation with you.
See?
Oh, yes, yes!
This is the new dissector.
Nice to meet you.
Yes.
Um...
The one who doesn't have much dissecting experience is...
His acting wasn't bad at all.
Before you act...
You have a bad eye.
You have a bad eye, don't you?
It's a messy scene.
There's no focus.
I'm sorry.
Can you look at me a little closer?
I'm sorry.
Can I look at you?
I'm sorry.
Once again, with the camera in a visible position...
What will happen?
Oh, this is the new law enforcement discipline officer.
Nice to meet you.
Thank you for coming.
The current law enforcement discipline officer is a weirdo and can't even have a decent conversation.
President, you've done well.
Shh!
She's listening!
It's hell ears!
First of all, you have to have a proper conversation!
Come on!
Oh, right! This is our new law firm, Mr. Lawyer.
Nice to meet you.
Achievements?
Lawyer's Achievements!
I don't like it!
I'm busy!
Don't make me work more!
Yo!
Hey! Please get along with each other!
Besides, this is your body after death, so you don't have time to get angry!
Hey!
Show me your investigation report!
I've been maintaining it!
The little ones are in the way!
It's food poisoning caused by Bosnian fungi.
...This body is food poisoning.
No, no, no, not at all.
For Rossi, who is too good at acting, we have prepared another special performance for him.
It is a reenactment of a famous scene.
He will act out the most representative scene of a famous drama from the past with all his might.
The drama Rossi will be reenacting is "Hanzawa Naoki".
Wow, you've seen it?
Have you seen it?
I haven't seen it.
You haven't seen it?
I haven't seen it.
You haven't seen it?
I haven't seen it.
It is a strange story.
You are doing the voice for him.
Yes, I am.
You are very good at it, aren't you?
I am good, aren't I?
The scene where I do it is…
The scene where you do it is…
Yes, it is a powerful scene.
Yes, it is.
Why is that?
What?
I don't want to do it, but I do it, so my body doesn't move at all.
What?
Why is that?
He will challenge the scene where he does dogeza, which is in the drama "Hanzawa Naoki".
Can Rossi do dogeza well?
That's what you did on your own, isn't it?
No, I did it all according to the orders of the higher-ups!
I didn't want to end up like this...
Like this...
Headshot!
Everyone...
Just... What do you think of this?
What do you think of this?
"Zai gon"
"Zane goto"
"Zane goto desu kara"
There is no such proof...
Four characters... Five characters of kanji...
"Ukai ukai ushi"
"Ukai ushi... da nante"
"sono no ko watashi ga!"
"shiji shita no ga"
"anata da"
"watashi ni"
"tokezashite itadaku"
"yakusoku deshita"
"anata ni"
"tokezashi tsuzuketa hitotachi no"
"omoi wo"
"tokeshashi te kudasai"