AISubs v3.5
National idol, AKB48 group's next generation member unit, Tentoumuchu,
will face various trials to surpass their seniors and aim to become world-class idols.
So, what is today's project?
Well, 5th and 1st grade elementary school kids are big fans of this show.
So, the show has begun! Look at this spectacular view!
Everyone, come here!
One, two...
Tentoumuchu!
Oh my...
This is terrible.
So, do you know which country you are participating in this time?
North Pole?
Switzerland!
No!
Oh, oh, oh...
You're saying something crazy.
Don't die, Haiji!
Do you know where you are, Shibuya-san?
Switzerland!
That's right! Switzerland!
So, today's project is...
"Animals' physical contact battle" between girls from Megazui Alps and animals!
Do you like animals?
Yes, we love them!
Who doesn't like them?
Oh, you don't like them?
I'm a little scared of geese and so on.
I saw a bear just now and I was like...
Did you see it?
Oh, I wanted to see it!
You might be able to see it later.
So, today's battle will be between girls' team and girls' team.
By the way, the winning team...
will be able to eat this home-made soft serve ice cream!
So, this is...
What are you eating?
The winning team...
The winning team will be able to eat...
Oh, I'm sorry!
The game has started!
The first battle will be...
"Bear's blood squeezing battle"!
Challenging each team's turn to squeeze bear's blood!
Time limit is 3 minutes!
The team with more blood squeezed is the winner!
The battle of girls who make the world go crazy under the footsteps of Japan's number one law enforcement officer Fujii is about to begin!
Good evening, everyone. I'm announcer Yano Takeshi.
And I'd like to introduce you to our executive director of this tournament, Tsuchida Teruyuki- san.
Yano-san, thank you for coming all the way to Shizuoka.
- I'm sorry for the inconvenience. - It's my pleasure.
So, Tsuchida-san, what are the key points of this tournament?
- It's all about team work. - Yes.
- It's like changing tires in F1. - Oh, like pit work.
- That's right. If you scare a cow, it might run wild. - I see.
So you have to be careful about that, too.
- So it's about kindness and speed at the same time. - Yes.
- That might be the most difficult part of this tournament. - I see.
That was the first event of the tournament.
First up is...
A team of girls who have experience in local farms in Fukuoka will challenge!
What is the strategy of the girls' team?
Mel-chan, who has experience in local farms in Fukuoka will do it for one minute.
After that, I will do it for the first time.
Next, Ryoha-chan will do it.
But she is a little scared and doesn't know if she will be touched.
Ryoha-chan, you can do it for about two seconds, right?
Please show your enthusiasm!
One, two... Let's do our best!
She is the most orthodox one.
Now, it's a battle of generations.
The first team is the girls' team.
"Squeeze the Cow's Father"!
Ready... Fight!
It started quickly.
The one who squeezes it first is the experienced one, right?
That's right.
Kasima Mel-san.
Do you have your own bottle?
I brought my own bottle.
It's a little small, isn't it?
She changed it! She changed her father!
Can you see it?
I can't see it at all.
I'm sorry.
My mouth is watering.
Kitagawa-san didn't touch it at all.
Kitagawa-san is like that.
But Nishino-san is holding a bottle all the time.
There is only one minute left.
One minute left!
This way!
Nishino-san, you can do it!
Is it over?
Nishino-san is doing her best!
She can cheer for him, but Kitagawa-san doesn't make any noise!
Do your best!
The last spurt!
She stopped! She stopped!
Eight! Seven! Six! Five seconds left!
You can do it! You can do it!
That's it! Stop!
It's scary!
There's still a lot of it!
There's less than I thought
But it went according to the plan, right?
Yes!
The manager Tashima kept doing it
Yes!
You were surprised when your legs moved, right?
I was surprised!
I thought you were going to drop it all over
Kitagawa-san kindly watched over you
Yes!
It went according to the plan, right?
Next up is the older sister team using experienced Kojima
Their plan is...
A rotation plan!
For every minute!
Yes! For every minute!
For every minute!
Please show us your enthusiasm!
One, two...
We'll do our best!
Now, it's this amount, right?
This is the standard, right?
Yes!
Okay, let's wrap it up!
Next up is...
The older sister team!
Ready...
Fight!
Now, it's the rotation plan!
It's from Kojima-san, right?
Yes!
Wow, wow!
She's experienced, right?
I see!
Everyone lined up...
Yes, everyone lined up, right?
Yes!
It's a new formation lined up with Brad, right?
Doesn't it feel good?
Isn't it bad to squeeze it like this?
Wait a minute!
Oh, it's a double!
It's a double!
This is amazing!
I'll show you a cross attack!
It's a new attack!
Originally, we should have put that bee in the middle and squeezed it with three people, but now we have four people.
Now, shall we change it to the back?
Now, one minute left!
They really put the bee in the back!
They put it in! They put it in and it's a triple attack!
Triple attack! Oh, but it's going pretty well!
It's going well! It's going well!
It's going pretty well, isn't it?
Now, 30 seconds left!
Why? Why? Why?
Why didn't it go in?
Did they give up?
Now, it's the last spark!
5, 4, 3, 2, 1...
Stop!
I did it!
Isn't this amazing?
Wow!
I'm sure you heard Ten's voice.
It's a double!
My sister's team said, "Is it okay?"
Now, I'd like to announce the results!
Wow!
This is overwhelming, isn't it?
The older sister's team won!
Yay! Yay!
There's still more important things to do.
Next time, let's hurry up and go home!
Don't say that!
The next game is...
Walking and Yagi Time Race!
Yay!
Each team will take turns walking the goats and compete for their time.
Two of them will lead the goats, and one of them will guide them with their feed.
The key of the game is to guide the goats without asking for any advice and make them walk well.
The first team is the older team, which we defeated earlier.
Their strategy is...
Mako and I will...
Lead!
Shibuya-san and Kojima-san will...
I'll be in charge of the meal.
Let's do it!
Shibuya-san, you're already hooked on the goats.
That's right! If we keep this up, we'll definitely win!
You can do it!
But...
Shibuya-san!
What are you doing, Shibuya-san?!
Okay, older team, show us your enthusiasm!
We'll do our best!
We'll do our best? What's wrong with you, idiot?!
Do it in a different pattern, idiot!
Okay, then...
The "Walking Goat Team" race...
Start!
Come here, Kamo-chan!
She slowly cut the start line.
Kamo-chan, come here!
She's doing so well!
Come here, come here!
She stopped!
She couldn't do it in one move!
She stopped!
Feed!
Okay, Okada is feeding...
She turned around!
What is this?!
It looks like...
Oh, no!
She's starting to smell something different.
She's starting to wake up!
"Directing Strategy"!
That's Hensel and Gretel!
That's exactly right!
If we keep up with this...
We're arriving at a strange house!
It's a little too short of a feeling, isn't it?
Let's spread it out a little more!
But!
This is wonderful!
It's effective!
It's funny, Kamome-kun!
I'm 5 years old!
Isn't the live time pretty fast?
It's good!
Now, let's turn around and go back quickly!
The road we came down again...
Besides, it's a climb!
It's a climb!
Now, this is a technique!
It's going to break!
It's almost time for dinner!
Oh, no!
It's no good!
Even with their power, they're going in the opposite direction!
There's no more rice left!
They're using up all of it!
It happens!
It's starting to rain a little!
I want to go back to Tokyo quickly!
Then, let's push it!
Oh! A new strategy!
Push it from behind!
Watch your back!
No, but...
It seems like they were willing to go back!
It's a good feeling!
Now, and this...
Oh! Amazing!
It's opening up!
Oh! Amazing! Amazing!
Isn't this a pretty good time?
Now, it's almost there!
5 meters left!
4 meters!
3! 2! 1 meters!
Finish!
What kind of time did they get?
Onee-san Team!
As expected of them, it was a dramatic walk!
Once we started running, he couldn't stop!
We were surprised!
I think it's a good time!
Really?
Now, Onee-san Team's leading time seems like it's out!
Please announce it!
Yes! The current record...
5 minutes and 15 seconds!
Wow!
How is it?
It's fast!
Is it fast?
Next up is the little sister team!
What did Tashima, who saw Henzel and Gretel's strategy earlier, do?
I made sweets into powder and increased it!
Wow!
I'm a glutton, so I only eat sweets!
Looking at it from here, I know that Tashima- tencho likes animals...
I love them!
But, the other two are not good with animals...
Are you okay?
Wait for me!
Nishino-san and Hitakawa-san, are you okay?
I'm okay!
You're not okay, right?
Then, please show your enthusiasm!
One, two...
Hey!
Oh, she's twisted.
Now, Onee-san Team's time is 5 minutes and 15 seconds!
Can they exceed this?
Then, let's go!
Little sister team...
Ready...
Start!
It's fast!
Oh, it's starting to move faster!
But, Nishino-san is pretty...
Oh, it's starting to skip!
Skip!
This is really "haiji"!
"Haiji", we wanted, is here!
As I remembered it, we wanted this scene!
This group is really enthusiastic about At-home!
Farts! Farts! Farts!
Oh, it's nice!
Is it trying to get their attention?
Oh, it's fast!
It's really "horikuri"!
It's fast!
Farts! Farts! Farts!
The "farts" turned on!
It's good!
Nishino's "karaoke"
She's fine
Oh no! She's caught in the grass again!
It's not good
This is...
No, it's that way!
This is a long battle
It's the opposite!
It's a nightmare!
The three of them are pulling hard!
Here we go!
Nishino is brave and...
She's putting it between her vests!
She's completely won!
No, no, no!
The result hasn't been announced yet, but...
Right now...
It's 8 minutes and 48 seconds
That's enough!
Even after that, the "yagi" continued to pull hard and...
10 minutes passed from the start
There's no point in continuing anymore, so...
10 minutes have passed, so...
Time up!
It's over!
No way!
Why?!
I wish I could have fought with Nishino-san.
She put a plastic bag between us.
It's so scary!
So, in a flash!
Onee-san's team won!
Yeah!
I'm happy!
Maho-chan is gone.
Maho-chan is doing her next job.
That's right. Maho-chan's job is to melt.
Like that, more and more people will disappear during the show.
The final game is "Sheep's slaughter competition"!
Onee-san's team won and got 2 points.
Maho-chan's team has 0 points.
If you win this game, you will get millions of points!
Millions?!
Maho-chan's team has never won before.
This is a common promise since Showa.
We will win in the last game!
By the way, Kojima-san of Onee-san's team...
She went back to Tokyo for work.
So, she is our assistant.
Who is it?
She is said to be the closest woman to AKB in this show.
Ma'am, please!
Please!
Ma'am, how old are you?
I'm 25 years old.
You are not close at all.
You are about 10 years older than us.
In this game, each team will move a sheep in a farm to a fence in order.
The time limit is 5 minutes.
In the end, the number of sheep in the fence will determine the winner.
Now, after 3 minutes, it's time for "Feeding chance"!
One person can use one sheep to lead the sheep.
Onee-san's team is leading!
Will they win three in a row?
Onee-san's team!
What is your strategy?
The three of us will attack.
Ogawa-san is an old woman, so she gets tired easily.
So, we will protect her.
Please show us your enthusiasm!
We will do our best!
Don't joke around!
Think about it!
It's time for the sheep competition!
Start!
It will start in 5 minutes.
It's a hand-holding strategy!
Isn't it good?
It's good.
Asuka hasn't moved yet.
She's being grabbed.
It seems like she'll give up soon.
Someone has fallen down!
She fell down again!
We can't see the end of it.
All we can do is get food.
Okada is holding food in her hand.
She's lying.
She's holding food in her hand.
She's amazing!
However...
Without real food, it's hard to lead the sheep.
The girls are struggling.
And now...
It's 3 minutes!
It's time for a chance!
She's holding food in her hand!
What strategy will she use now?
Over here!
She's giving up!
Why did you give up, Shibuya?
1 minute left!
She's finally going for it!
The biggest one is going in!
The boss is going in!
She's going in slowly!
However, there's only one in there!
Shibuya is trying to cover it up.
However, there's only one in there!
She fell down!
There's only one in there!
It's time for a chance!
We can't do it!
There's only one in there!
The girls' team is in trouble!
We did it!
This is really hard!
Shibuya's stupidity is making me cry.
She's holding food in her hand!
It's 2nd half of the night!
There's a tragedy tonight as well!
It's pretty good!
Please watch the anime with C.M.ner and Mitsubachi Bee!
It's really spicy!
Please watch the anime with C.M.ner!
Akimoto-han, I'll do it!
I'll produce an intense idol with my own hands and have them find me while I'm gone!
We're learning how to react!
It's an era where reaction is required for idols as well.
So...
I've prepared one of these mustard-filled cream puffs.
Why don't you try one of each?
What?!
You know everything about spiciness.
This is also to produce a spectacular reaction.
Be patient!
Huh?
Isn't it spicy?
It's spicy, but...
It's pretty good!
That's weird...
There's no way that's true...
W-wait, it's super spicy!
T-they're monsters!
Hey, what's wrong?
If you don't eat it all, I'll feel bad for the person who made it.
You're serious.
This one? Or this one?
Hmm, I can't decide!
Hurry up!
There's only two servings of this powder!
But...
I'm counting on you this time!
This goes really well with yakisoba!
You made it into mustard and mayonnaise!
Huh?
I hate spicy food!
Please eat it for me!
You can't do that yourself.
Please eat it for me, too!
Just for this time.
It's spicy!
I don't like spicy food...
Mako, you're our last hope!
Now, show us your spectacular reaction!
But I have to do my best to become a great idol!
Okay!
Let's do it all at once!
It's spicy!
It's spicy for me!
Give me some water!
Mako's reaction is excellent!
Give me some water!
Will the final match be a big reversal for the younger team?
Final match! Sheep's slaughter competition!
Will high school's undefeated younger team have a miraculous reversal?
Do you have any strategy?
Bring the sheep over here as much as possible, and at the end, when it's chance time, let's all go in there and do this.
I see! Nishino-san is excited!
This might work!
Please show us your enthusiasm!
Yay! I don't need it!
Idiot!
The winner of this match will receive 500 million points!
Are you waiting for a big reversal?
Ready? Fight!
This is a piece of cake, right?
Let's see how they do until chance time.
Hey! Hey!
Nishino-san is like a real elementary school student.
I don't think she's an elementary school student.
Yay!
This is the first time I've seen Sara-san so happy like that.
I and the manager have been excited for a long time.
Now, it's chance time!
4 minutes left!
4 minutes! It's chance time!
What will they do now?
Take as much as you can!
She's doing it with both hands!
Oh, she split it!
She can use one more serving!
Why did you split it?!
One more serving!
One serving is going in!
Since she split one serving that she took earlier,
she can use one more serving!
She can use one more serving!
Oh, she used it!
This is strategy!
She's practiced so hard!
She split it!
And one more serving went in!
She's thinking so hard!
She's a genius!
This is maybe the first serving she's taken so far, right?
But, in the serving,
Sixth and seventh?
Why?
What's that?
It's completely closed
Seven and one
Not much time left
Nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one
Time up
You got 500 million points
It's perfect
You took three people with you and there was still one person left
You went to get it
It was perfect
I thought you were going to do it but you closed it
There was a rule like that
You put it all in perfectly and Nishino-san chose it and you got 500 more points
500 million points
Today's animal skinship competition is
Two points against 500 million points
Nishino-san's team wins!
As promised, you can eat the soft serve ice cream
Let's eat
It's rich
It's good
It's like a carpet
It's not good at all
I don't want to eat a soft serve ice cream like a carpet
Next week, they challenge bubble soccer
It's a crash!
And during practice, they do a miracle
That's a miracle!
I've never seen an idol like that!