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"Taskharfan Diary" laughing live!
Alright!
"Kishi"? "Kishi"?
Kiji you kiji de
Nobashite miyou yo
Alright!
Gakutan de haa yamenasai
Kara warui desu ka?
Fan inakunaru yo
Sagan de haa yamenasai
Sagan de haa yamenasai!
"Hakkaon Fan Diary"!
Thank you very much!
Even though it's Saturday night, there are many customers who came here today.
Some of you may want to go out for a drink.
Some of you may want to spend time with your family.
But today, we have a live performance for you.
Many of you came here for this precious time.
So we'd like you to do us a little favor.
Is that so?
Thank you for taking the time to come here.
It's not gossip, but we'll stop the live broadcast.
We'd like you to talk about this only to the customers who came here.
Thank you very much.
It was fun to laugh, but it was more fun to laugh than to say that it was boring.
We'd like you to say, "Lucky, lucky," which you can only hear in this live performance.
It's like, "I'm glad you came."
So we'd like you to promise us that you won't say anything you usually don't say in your live performances, streams, or social media.
I'd like you to promise me this.
If you post it on social media...
Don't post it on social media.
Seriously, please.
I don't want to get angry.
I'm scared.
You're going to say something that'll make me angry, aren't you?
If you promise me...
I definitely won't post it.
Are you sure about that?
I definitely won't post it.
You promised me.
Then I'll go first.
Are you sure about that?
Yes.
Let's talk about this only.
Once we're out of this venue, you'll probably forget about it.
Please.
Music, start!
Is it only here?
What is it?
My cooking is very popular.
Liar!
No, it's very popular.
What did you say?
My...
Cooking is very popular.
Liar!
It's not very popular.
Like burnt meat and potatoes.
Do you miss my cooking?
No, no, no.
I don't need it at all.
Really?
Yes.
I'm a real cook.
I want to do it again.
Stop it, really.
I want to do it again.
No, stop it, really.
I want to do it again.
Shopping is very long and I don't know why my nose hurts.
Stop it.
My cooking is very popular.
Cooking is very popular?
Cooking is very popular.
I've never seen it like that.
Romantic.
Stop it.
No.
It's not like that.
It's not funny.
So you mean it's true?
Yes, yes, yes.
Seriously?
Seriously, it's fine.
I'll mute the stream.
But...
Then...
One stroke.
If people find out about this, it's your fault.
Yes.
I don't care.
I'll ask for millions of yen.
Yes, I'll get a fine.
A fine!
I'll get a fine for cooking.
One stroke is not enough for you.
If that's the case...
Can I?
Yes.
Please.
Music, start.
It's been a while since we talked.
Two meals a day is fine.
Liar!
Two meals a day is not fine.
You can go to a concert and eat two bentos.
Two meals is not fine!
Two meals is fine.
How many meals do you eat?
Six meals.
Six meals!
You eat too much!
On the contrary, eating six meals is good for your body.
You're not stupid.
Don't lie to me.
I'm not lying.
You don't need two meals.
Just this part.
Just make it flow, and just crush it.
Just this part.
No, it can't be just this part.
It has to be organic.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I want information that's a little more like "Wow, it's so tough, really," or "Hey, come on, you're breaking it."
"It's so grim, so let me help you!" I want that kind of information.
Do you want that information?
I'll say it.
Satsunaga-san, will you say it?
But, this is really, really...
What?
Eh? You'll get caught?
You'll get caught?
Eh?
You'll get caught? That's a little low, but...
Well, that's how it is.
Well, I got shot a little...
You got shot?
Oh no!
Eh?
Ah, you're holding it back.
You're holding it back.
A little...
I think you should stop that, but...
That level of level!
But, will you still listen?
Well, a little...
Don't say it!
You'll get caught, right?
Ah, really...
Seriously...
You'll really get caught, right?
Really...
Just here...
Right?
Just in front of kind customers...
Satsunaga-san will say it.
I'll say it.
Excuse me, I'll ask you for the background.
Music, start!
Is it only here that you sell bread?
I sell soba every day.
You mean soba?
You sell soba?
Oh, you're working hard.
You're working hard.
Oh, you're cutting it.
You're like a weird stick.
You're serious.
You're seriously selling it.
You're serious.
Hey, where are you going?
Where are you going?
Hey, where are you going?
Where are you going?
Hey, Satoru-kun!
Oh, Hyouki.
What's going on?
Muscle pain?
You have muscle pain?
You're cutting it.
You're the best.
That's like an injection.
You're the best.
Your eyes are wide open.
You're the best.
Why do you cut soba with your eyes wide open?
You're the best.
You should do it, too.
Cutting means cutting soba.
That's like an injection.
I cut it every day.
Soba?
Yes.
That's why my arm looks like this.
Oh, so it wasn't an injection.
It feels good to cut soba.
I've never thought it felt good, but it's not like that.
But I want you to laugh a little.
That's right.
Well, well.
Oh, yes.
It's a laugh today.
A laugh?
From here?
Oh!
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry for saying bad things.
Yes.
You have it, don't you?
Of course I do.
Just this information.
I've prepared it.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Yes.
Mr. Mozart, do you have it?
Then I'll go first.
Then let's go.
Music, start!
Just this story.
Task is idol number one.
You can say it.
No, it's just this story.
Task is idol number one.
Yes.
You don't have to say it.
No, I just want to say it here.
No, you should say it on social media.
No, I shouldn't say it.
No, you should say it.
Can I say it?
Task is idol number one.
Can I say it?
Yes, you can.
No, you don't have to say it.
Oh, really?
Then, number one.
Wait, wait.
Task number one.
I don't like the way you say it.
Task number one.
No, you're not that kind of person.
Task number one is not the kind of person you are.
Number one.
I want to leave it as it is.
You can leave it as it is for now.
Number one.
It's a little annoying.
Can I say number one?
Really?
Yes.
Can you say it more and more?
Yes, I'd like you to say it more and more.
Can I say it?
Well, I guess you can say it.
Just a little bit.
It can't be helped.
It's just a little bit.
Yes, it is.
Music, start!
Just a little bit
It's fun
I'm attacking the passage by car
Don't lie to me!
You're not good at driving cars.
You're attacking.
You're attacking!
Wow, wow, wow!
Don't hit the soba!
Don't hit the soba while you're attacking the passage!
Are you alright?
Why are you holding it back?!
What's wrong with you?
That's not how you attack.
It's a habit.
What's wrong with you?
This is not how you do it.
It's not "wow".
No, no, no.
You don't have to attack or fight.
You don't have to lie or anything like that.
It's not a lie.
I have one last thing to say.
I know it's bothersome for your family.
You have parents who raised you for 20 years.
I know it's hard for you to say this.
I know it's bothersome for your family.
But can you say it now that you know it?
Yes.
Can you do it?
Yes.
Let's apologize to your parents.
I'm really sorry!
I'm going to expose you now.
I know it's bothersome for your parents.
My dad is here today.
Your dad is here today!
Let's apologize to your dad.
I'm sorry!
I'm going to expose you now.
I'm really sorry!
I don't know what you're talking about, but I'm going to apologize first.
I'm a member of a rock band.
You're a member of a rock band.
Yes.
I hope you're happy every month.
Thank you.
Let's do it.
Music, start!
What's your name?
I was born and raised in Nakameguro!
Shut up!
You're from Ibaraki, right? Ibaraki!
I'm from Nakameguro.
You're from Ibaraki, right?
I'm from Meguro.
You're from Meguro?
Your dad and mom were raised in Ibaraki, right?
I'm from Nakameguro!
You're not from Nakameguro!
You're from Inakamon!
I'm from Nakameguro!
If you're from Nakameguro, then tell me about it.
I'm from there.
What's famous in Nakameguro?
There's a huge tower man.
Everyone knows about it.
Everyone knows about Nakameguro's tower man.
You can see it from Shinagawa Ward.
It's in size.
It's in size, but you can only see it from below.
It's thin.
It's thin!
Is there any other information about Nakameguro?
There's a super famous cafe.
A super famous cafe? Tell me about it.
It's in Starbucks.
It's everywhere!
It's everywhere! Not only in Nakameguro, but also in Asakusa!
It's amazing.
Every month, there's a limited menu.
I'm looking forward to walking from my parents' house and drinking it.
Apologize to your dad!
You're from Ibaraki, right?
I'm from Nakameguro!
It's sad.
Your dad and mom were raised in Ibaraki, and your daughter grew up in Nakameguro.
It's sad.
I'm from Tokyo.
You're full of lies!
You've been lying to us for a while now!
But, with all of you coming here and having a concert with four of you,
I'm excited about the information that we might be the only ones to be on stage.
It's unfair, isn't it?
I'll say it, too.
I want to hear it.
I want to hear it!
Make sure you don't tell anyone!
I won't tell anyone.
Music, start!
This is the story of...
Shochikugei's retirement!
You're lying! You're lying! You're lying!
It's on the internet! It's on the internet!
I told you to lie!
I said "fuu" when I was young.
"fuu" is weird.
So you want me to stop?
You want me to stop following Kintaro?
You want me to stop following Minami-kun?
Shochikugei is the best!
Thank you!
And so, we have come to the end of our live show.
The three of us will continue from here.
I have to go now.
I'm sorry.
I'll be going now.
Thank you, everyone!
Thank you!
Good luck!
It's sad.
It was fun.
Everyone, did you have fun?
Did you have fun?
Thank you!
Which one was the best?
Which one was funny? Which one was good?
Elbow? Elbow? Elbow?
Elbow?
I'll show you later.
Yeah.
Do it on TikTok.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
You have an account, don't you?
I have an account.
You have an account, don't you?
You have an account, too.
How many videos have you posted?
I posted three and two of them were deleted.
That's right.
It was around Christmas last year, wasn't it?
That's right.
I made an account at the end of last year.
You made an account, didn't you?
I made an account, didn't you?
Well, I'll do my best.
That's right.
Shinomiya-san, to be honest, you quit.
Yeah.
I was surprised.
You surprised me.
You say different things for rehearsals.
Yeah.
I was wondering what you were going to say in real life.
I didn't expect it.
I was surprised.
I was really surprised.
What?
Who?
Who is it?
I'm A.
A, don't make fun of A-man.
A-man is over there.
I'm stuck.
What?
I'm glad you came out.
What?
There are more people coming out.
Which way?
Which, which, which?
Left?
Left!
Wait a second!
Wait!
They're gone!
More and more!
Left side!
Don't leave me alone anymore!
♪ The earth is turning into wood ♪
♪ Toot toot toot ♪
♪ The earth is turning into wood ♪
♪ Toot toot toot ♪
♪ The earth is turning into wood ♪
♪ We just wanna know ♪
♪ The world ♪
♪ IS ONLY ♪
IS ONLY!
Thank you for your hard work.
The first or rather the end of the show is over.
It's over.
How was it?
It was fun.
It was fast.
Was it fast?
It was fast.
It ended quickly.
It was fast.
The show was almost over, wasn't it?
It was over.
I finally got off.
You got off.
I got off.
I was nervous.
How was it for you?
It was fun.
The audience didn't usually laugh.
It was fresh.
How about you?
Did you get 100 points?
100 points.
I didn't get 100 points.
Really?
I didn't make any big mistakes.
That's right.
I didn't say "oh no" too much.
I jumped around too.
I didn't say "we are in love" and "we are in love".
I said it like Mojo.
When I started to think about how I should say it, Satono-san said "oh no".
She said "oh, we are in love".
I usually don't say "oh, we are in love".
I learned how to feel the atmosphere of the place from a young age.
Very much.
I made a big mistake in the first gag.
Hashtag.
And then white.
I've been in it already.
Then only the last live.
I will do my best.
Oi.
Hmm.
I will help you.
Where?!
Oi.
In this world full of regrets, only the strong will survive.
You can't fight just because you're cute. You can't leave a trace.
With a lot of rivals and a lot of losses, this is the top of the line.
I'm going to win, so enjoy it and be like me.
It's always okay. You only have one heart.
Because you have the dream you dreamed of that day.
Push forward with all you've got.
No matter how long and scary the road ahead is,
I'm sure there's a fun world waiting for you.
Now, with a loud voice, let's cut through the future with these hands.
Life expectancy since the Heavenly Age, it's increasing even now
Brush past it, improve your personality, everyday be serious
Even if it's painful, it's okay, there's only one heart
Because there's a dream I want to live for
Push forward with all your might
If you keep clearing these tasks
What kind of dazzling world is waiting for you?
Now, let's smile and grasp the future with these hands
Hey!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey
Because I have a dream that I woke up from
With four wheels, push forward! Mark it!
Beyond this long and starry road
What kind of fun world is waiting for me?
Now, with a voice that will not give in
Let's cut through the future with these hands
Thank you!
The next song is the last song.
Let's enjoy it!
Yo! Hope the world!
Let's enjoy it!
Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho!
Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
I want to be with you
But I'm a little bit clumsy
I might fall
I don't know why but I'm frustrated
But I'm tired and I laugh
Sometimes I want to cry
Sometimes I want to run away
It's a mysterious mountain
But sometimes
Look, I'm about to drown in the sea of tears
Because you're not here
You always smile for me
No matter what happens
I can smile
Because I want you to be there for me
You always support me
No matter how hard I face
I can overcome it
Yo! Hope the world!
Stop! One! Two!
Mia! Three! Four!
Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho!
I want to be with you
But I'm a little bit clumsy
No matter how hard I face
I can smile
Because you're not here
You always smile for me
No matter what happens
I can smile
Because I want you to be there for me
You always support me
No matter how hard I face
I can overcome it
Yo! Hope the world! Stop! One! Two!
Mia! Three! Four!
Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho!
I want you to be there for me!
Let me be there for you! Let me be by your side! Let me be there for you!
From now on, give me the courage to face everything that happens.
So that I can live strongly, if you're with me,
if you'll always protect me, no matter what happens, even if the world ends.
Because you're here for me, because you always smile for me, no matter what happens, I can keep smiling.
Because you're here for me, will you back me up? No matter what obstacle I encounter, I can overcome it. I can keep smiling.
I'm going to help you!
Thank you very much!
This is fun!
Thank you very much!
I'm sorry for bothering you!
No, it was great!
Thank you very much!
Well, in this sense, today's live is over, but how was today's live? There was also this music live and the last part, but how was it, everyone?
It was fun!
What's wrong with you?
Well, it was fun, but how was it?
I laughed a lot!
I'm glad you laughed a lot!
How about you, Ms. Matsunaga?
Did you talk a lot?
How about you, Ms. Shinomiya?
Did you say a lot of things?
Thank you very much!
Well, everyone!
That's all for the laughing task.
Is this task clear?
Yes!
Thank you very much!
That's all for the laughing task.
Is this task clear?
Yes!
Thank you very much!
The program will continue like this.
What is the next task?
We look forward to your support in the program.
And we have an announcement for you.
We announced it the other day.
The second program goods will be released today!
These are the goods.
Let me introduce them.
First of all...
The cap.
The cap is 2,500 yen.
The members designed it.
And it says "strength" on it.
I think people will use it as it is.
Shiraoka designed it.
This cap is for you and Shinomiya.
I'm wearing it, too.
This cap is for you and Shinomiya.
Which one is mine?
This one.
It's small.
It's the smallest one.
And it says "acoustic" on it.
It's 1,000 yen.
It was very popular last time.
And the members...
Fuu can't do it.
We can hold hands together.
Natsuki and I can hold hands.
Everyone can hold hands.
And...
This is a badge.
There are seven kinds of badges and they are 500 yen each.
It's more shiny than last time.
It's shiny.
I'm happy about it.
It's the pose that was talked about in the live stream.
I'll do it later.
I hope you can get it, too.
And...
There are stickers, too.
They are 500 yen each.
They will be sold at the venue later.
Please check them out.
That's it for today.
I hope we can have a live show again.
Bye!
Thank you!
Thank you for watching!
Thank you!
It's over.
Thank you!
Thank you, too!
It's completely over, but how was it?
100 points!
Really?
Yes.
I got 100 points from Shinomiya.
I'm happy.
I wish we could have a live show.
I'm happy.
That's all I can say.
Shiraoka and others were very serious during rehearsal.
But when the stage changed, they all switched.
I thought it was amazing.
I'm happy.
Your comment is shallow.
It was your first time to laugh like that.
How was it?
It was my first time to laugh like that.
It was very difficult.
But we spent a lot of time on it.
It was a great accomplishment.
I'm glad our audience liked it.
I'm happy.
How about you, Nobuo-san?
We laughed, took audience's reaction and thought about it.
I thought they were very cool.
It was my first time and I was very excited.
When I started, the audience was warm and I enjoyed it.
I felt secure that Shinomiya-san would do something for me.
Thanks to that, I was able to enjoy myself.
Shinomiya-san, I think it's your first collaboration with an idol.
How did you like it?
I thought I had to do something no matter what happened.
But when I opened the lid, there were a lot of scenes where I relied on Shinomiya-san.
I relied on Shinomiya-san quite a bit.
How was the concert?
It went well.
The fans were laughing at Shinomiya-san's performance.
There were more people than usual.
It was amazing.
There was one funny scene.
There wasn't one.
There was one that was cut.
There was one where I laughed a lot.
Knees.
Ah, um...
At the rap part...
There was one where I did it backwards, for sure.
Wow, but...
You did it backwards!
Wow!
I thought it was crazy!
It was too perfect.
I didn't get that one.
On the contrary, I felt like I was taking everything with me.
It's a little frustrating.
A little frustrating?
It's frustrating, isn't it?
It's a little frustrating, isn't it?
You ate it, didn't you?
You're a comedian!
You ate it, didn't you?
It's this way.
How did you feel about being on the idol side?
It feels so good!
I do that every time.
It's the best!
It's so exciting for me.
Would you like to do it with me?
What?
As an idol.
Kamei.
I like that one better.
I like that one better than the comedy one.
I like that one better.
I usually do comedy, so I don't mind it.
The audience was very excited.
My fans were in front of me.
I was in front of you, but you didn't look at me at all.
You kept looking at me like this.
You were looking at me.
You looked like you were having fun.
You said, "Don't do unnecessary things."
I was enjoying it.
I was wondering what you would do next.
Your first appearance was amazing.
It was amazing.
I said, "Go!" when you didn't need me.
It was like you didn't have a call anymore.
You said, "Go!" from your house.
Go!
Everyone, you didn't practice much.
Thank you for your hard work.
TASKAN ONE DIARY
8 hours of live streaming
Taskan One Diary
I'm sorry.
What's wrong with you?
You're not speaking before you go to bed.
I like it today, too.
Me, too.
You said you like it today, too.
You said "off" in a simple way.
It was a leaked voice.
What kind of feeling is "off"?
I got a little excited because I was hit by someone's feelings.
That's great.
With the same members.
Like you.