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Shachi's Hachome-chan Academy
Now, it's time for "Shachi's Hachome-chan Academy"!
The ninth episode is...
"Psychological Test"!
I've always wanted to do this!
Really?
The person who cooperated with us in this "psychological test" is...
"no-name fortune-teller", Ms. Goisunet.
Goisunet!
It's a "pre-life check"!
It's "pre-life"!
Oh, "pre-life check"!?
Yes!
I've never heard of "pre-life" before!
Me neither...
Everyone will answer a few questions in order, and the result will be revealed at the end!
Sounds fun!
Yes!
Now, let's go!
Here's the first question.
Question one!
What will you see next when you're caught up in negative and nostalgic feelings?
Hmm...
"One"!
"Electric park scenery", "old shrines and Buddha statues", "paintings"
"Those won't come to mind".
"Nostalgic feelings"...
"One"!
But there are shrines and all...
"One" again!
"Shrine"!
Ho-chan shrine
Yes!
Next!
If you could choose one, which era would you like to live in?
"Warring States period", "Edo period", "antiquity", "contemporary"?
Ah...
Amano Edo
Oh!
Are you with me, Haru-chan!?
Yes!
I like "contemporary"!
Hahaha!
There's a difference here!
That's funny!
Next!
If you could be reborn, what would you want?
"Humans", "other animals", "insects", "creatures other than earth"?
Humans. We're all humans.
Next.
If you were to choose your personality from the following...
Like this?
"Hard worker", "too weak", "strange", "too weak"
I don't like it either.
You can't say you're a hard worker!
You can say you've changed, but you haven't changed!
That's right! That's right!
I get it! I get it! "Hard worker" is different too!
What subject were you good at as a kid?
Sports! Sports!
Math, Japanese, and sports.
Huh?! Japanese and sports for you, Haru-chan?
Sports!
Math!
We're all separated.
I liked math.
It's the first time you've switched with me.
I'm proud of you.
Next.
Where does your heart rest?
Your own room, places with a lot of nature, family, lovers, friends.
On the internet.
Second.
Places with a lot of nature.
My own room.
Family, lovers, friends...
Places with friends.
We're all separated.
Next.
Which one comes to your mind first?
What comes to my mind?
When you're excited, right?
When your friends or lover betray you.
When you're hit by a car.
When you're fired from your company.
When a sudden disaster or war strikes you.
One.
Yeah!
One.
Wait, wait, wait!
You're in a hurry!
One, one, one.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Betrayals...
Aren't easy.
Yeah.
Next.
What would you say is one good thing about you?
This is embarrassing.
Sometimes you say it out loud.
Yeah.
You can do it until the end.
You have a sharp intuition.
You're kind to others.
You win by competition.
Intuition.
Do you do it until the end?
It's hard.
Not all of them are about you.
I can see that you don't want to do it.
That's right.
Next.
Don't pick up what comes to your mind with the next word.
We don't have a tomorrow.
It's becoming like a manga.
Shio-chan's specialty.
Art is explosive.
Only the strong survive.
Follow me.
All of them!
All of them are about you!
What should I do?
There's a big difference.
What should I do?
What should I do, Honoka-san?
That's intuition.
I see.
Only the strong survive.
Follow me.
Are you serious?
I also followed you.
Only the strong survive.
Honoka-san, I don't know much about you.
I know what you're going to say.
Follow me.
Next.
What is your dream?
Live an ordinary life.
Have someone nurture you.
That's interesting.
It's nice to be recognized for your talent.
I like it.
We all agree.
You still believe in yourself.
OK, let's see the result.
Should we look at them one by one?
OK, please.
I want to live an interesting life with my best friend.
That's great!
She's a noble!
Isn't she a princess?
She's a noble who wants to live an interesting life.
She was born and raised in a wealthy family.
She didn't have to work too hard.
She was lucky to be born and raised in an old house.
I see.
But you've been reincarnated into the modern world over the past few hundred years.
Maybe it's because of your previous life, but you don't seem to have a particular personality.
Maybe you're right.
You want to play with your friends and live an interesting life every day.
You're right.
I want to have fun every day.
Am I right?
You're right in some ways.
I hope it's fun.
Which one is next?
Haruna, do you want to go last?
No, I'm fine.
Are you sure?
Shall we go first?
Let's go first.
Wow!
It says "martial arts" at the end of the book!
Martial arts!
She learned martial arts in the world of war and won many battles.
Martial arts! Martial arts!
Who is it?
It says "martial arts" quite a lot.
She ran through the harsh world of war.
She fought bravely on the battlefield and finally became the ruler of a country.
Wow!
She's like a noble.
She's brave.
She still has a brave side.
I think so.
I think she's the bravest.
The most exciting moment is when you compete with others or survive in a harsh environment.
Wow!
I see.
You may not like it.
Shall we stop here?
Why?
It hurts!
What's next when it comes to martial arts and beauty?
What will it be?
It says "martial arts" a lot, doesn't it?
It's 100% the same.
Wait, it's the same?!
It was the same after all!
That's amazing!
It's the same!
It's exactly the same!
Isn't it amazing?
Even though there are different types of martial arts,
in the end, the balance is the same.
It's the same, right?
It's 100% the same?!
It's 100% the same!
It's the strongest!
It's the strongest and it's the same!
Is it the strongest martial arts?
Is it the last boss?
It feels like it's the last boss!
Is it the last boss?
I have the percentage of being the last boss!
You're strong, Nanami!
The 63-year-old director who appears every now and then,
when we introduce him, he's usually loud, right?
I had him do a prelude check.
You did it for me?!
At the end of the explosion, an assassin who acted like a shadow without anyone knowing...
It's like "Onigashima".
Wow, you have that trait!
I'm an assassin.
You're an assassin?
I'm an assassin!
This is fun!
Wow, that was shocking!
Thank you for your cooperation this time, GoiSoonet!
There are many kinds of psychological tests like this, so if you're interested, please try it!
I'll do it!
Right?!
I want you to do a prelude check!
I want you to do it!
Everyone, please do it!
If you do it, you can say "hashamecha" or "gakuen" or whatever you like, and we'll enjoy watching it, so please enjoy it!
Please do it!
Well, then...
Bye bye!