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SOKO MAGATTARA SAKURA ZAKA?
SAKA!
"SOKO MAGATTARA SAKURA ZAKA?" has started again this week.
I'm your host, Sabu.
And I'm Suna.
And this is Sakure-chan!
One, two, three...
Rankings!
Today's topic is...
Of course you know the quiz!
This is Senpai's What Rankings!?
It's been six months since I joined as a third generation student.
I've participated in tours and the distance between me and Senpai should have shortened.
So!
This time...
We'll have you try a quiz to see how much you know about Senpai!
The question is...
You'll line up in an order based on a certain number of Senpais.
You'll look at it and guess what Rankings it is!
You know Senpai well even before you joined, right?
That's right!
That's why you knew even before you joined.
That's right.
You're confident, right, Taniguchi? You won't miss it, right?
That's right.
Through this tour...
I think I was able to learn various aspects of Senpai.
So I think I'll be fine!
I'm sure you'll be fine!
It's natural for you to get it right.
If you get it wrong...
You'll have to play a penalty game for the first time in your life!
You don't have to get it wrong!
That's right!
It's that easy!
Let's start with the first question!
The first question is...
Here it is!
Third grade, please look back!
Here is the ranking!
Yes, yes, from many people to few people.
Yes, from many people to few people.
What kind of ranking is this?
If you know, please show your answer!
Please!
Quick answer!
Yes!
The number of stationery you have?
Cute!
It's not a ranking of elementary school school newspaper!
It's not stationery!
Here it is!
The number of relatives?
It's not the number of relatives!
If you put them side by side, you won't know!
That's right!
Here it is!
The size of your feet?
It's not like that!
Is it about 28 centimeters?
Here it is!
Yes!
The number of hangers you have?
Nice!
Hangers!
Does it mean you have a lot of clothes?
It looks like you have a lot of clothes!
Yes!
Let's think about the number of square meters on TV!
Oh, that's a lot!
Nishimori!
If it's a ranking of school newspaper, tell us the answer of square meters!
Nishimori!
Go for it!
The number of disliked foods?
Cute!
There are so many!
Matsuda is in Chinatown!
Really!
Matsuda is always in Chinatown!
It's a thick middle-sized one.
It's rare for Saito to be at the top.
Saito is at the top.
Saito seems like he's at the top.
Seems like he's at the top.
Here it is!
The number of room accessories.
The number of room accessories...
Old men don't have confidence in spreading it out.
Give me a hint!
As a hint, let's see the number of books in the first row.
Let's see it.
580!
580 and other members have it?
The number of books you have!
No!
This is weird.
I want to see the average number of Matsudas.
That's right.
The number of Matsudas!
Open!
44!
Isn't it a lot?
It's a lot!
I think it's a lot.
I wonder how many young people have it now.
Give me a hint, young people!
Yes!
The number of times you get on an airplane.
That's not it!
Young people don't get on it!
Yoshimori!
The time you spent at home.
Is it true?
You spent a lot of time at home!
Is it true?
Didn't you have any friends?
I do, but...
The biggest hint!
Open the smallest Matsumoto number!
It's zero!
Matsumoto is zero!
Matsumoto is...
He's not here today.
Zero!
Yes! I got it!
The number of manga you have.
No! She said it's not in the book!
It's here! It's here!
And she says something in the book!
With a reaction! Yes!
The number of clothes!
But it's just an impression!
Karin-chan is fashionable, isn't she?
That's not good, is it?
Karin-chan and Masumoto are in the same place.
That's right!
When do you have more desires?
I just want to cheer for you.
I want to cheer for you.
Yes!
The number of subscribers to your YouTube channel.
That's right!
She said it a lot just now!
It's the ranking of the number of subscribers to your YouTube channel!
Wow!
Let's take a closer look at all of them.
Member board, open!
Look!
Wow! There are 032 people!
032 people!
But you have a large number of subscribers!
That's right!
You have a large number of subscribers!
That's right!
When I think I like something, I get excited!
Wow!
What do you watch recently?
I watch ASMR videos.
Adult videos?
That's right!
You have a wide range of videos!
Are you still interested in ASMR?
Not at all!
Don't you know what ASMR is?
What is it?
Wow!
A young woman's "Wow!"
Then, let's experience the glass pen ASMR that Ozono is addicted to!
Wow!
Ha!
The picture is beautiful!
Wow!
Amazing!
The picture is also amazing!
It's amazing!
Wow!
I wonder if it's getting more and more comfortable...
Ah, it's cute!
It's cute!
Wow!
It's beautiful!
It's amazing!
Okay!
I think the staff thinks I'm quite old.
The sound is loud!
It's loud, isn't it?
How about you, Mishima Ori?
It's the first time I've heard of it.
It's amazing. It was comfortable.
The sound is pleasant. It's like this, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
But it's heavy, isn't it?
I wonder if young people these days are like this.
What do you see, Tanimoto?
There are three categories, entertainer, cooking and painting.
Cooking and painting?
I don't know much about cooking and painting.
But I admire them.
I see.
When I see good painters, I admire them.
Who is your favorite entertainer?
My favorite entertainer is Chocopura.
Chocopura!
Osada and Mukai of Pansa are running a car hot spring channel.
I like them very much.
Osada is the only person you get along with.
Yes, you're the only one.
Ten-chan is 80 years old.
Do you have any recommendations for Ten-chan?
I do.
"Mori Family's Daily Life".
They are a famous family.
I love them.
"Mori Family"?
Yes, they have a little bad mouth.
They have a bad mouth and are very funny.
It seems you have a video. Let's watch it.
What kind of video is it today?
I've never taken a video like this in my life.
I can't take all of you.
It's fun.
He is a boy.
Is he a boy?
Yes, he is.
Are you sleepy?
Shut up.
Don't bring it to me.
Don't imitate me.
Put it away.
Good morning.
You woke up early in the morning, didn't you?
You're really early.
You're so cute.
You're so sweet.
You're so cute.
Good morning, you guys.
Good morning.
You're so cute.
It's so funny.
I watch the same video over and over again.
You watch the same video over and over again?
I watch it over and over again.
I'm curious about HABU-sensei's number six.
Isn't it embarrassing?
It's like I don't know what I'm subscribing to.
HABU-sensei, please tell us all about your number six.
Number one!
But...
JALJAL-san?
JALJAL-san is...
I watch it a lot.
You don't miss anything.
That's right.
I don't use an app.
What?
You don't use YouTube, either?
I search for "YouTube" on the Internet.
Then, I search for what I want to watch again.
Is that so?
Is it always hard for you?
I'm used to it.
I'm used to searching.
By the way, this time...
We took a questionnaire for three generations.
We can't let others know we chose it as a question.
In order to cover it up, you have to answer 50 questions.
It's hard!
Yamashita, you answered 50 questions, right?
No matter how much I wrote it, I couldn't cover it up.
I was about to lose it in the middle of the night.
You were about to lose it in the middle of the night.
Let's look at the rankings of 3rd place students.
Here it is.
There are a lot of Taniguchi students.
Let's jump in.
There are a lot of them.
Riko-chan is 3rd place.
Oh, you're right.
Enriko's 3rd place is...
It's a real 3rd place.
Enriko-chan's 3rd place is what?
"The End of the World".
"The End of the World"?
There are a lot of Taniguchi students.
It's the same!
Matsuha?
It's Merauni-san.
Is it right?
Merauni-san is...
It's correct!
Which one?
She's Korean.
I love ASMR and I've heard it from many people.
She eats it all up.
She eats it in a beautiful way.
Her face and her voice aren't that beautiful, right?
But, her voice is beautiful.
I'm happy.
It's good, isn't it?
Taniguchi likes it, too.
Yes, it is.
The team that couldn't answer and the team that will be punished is...
The punishment is...
You can do it here...
The first punishment is...
Muscle cream!
Kanki-sensei's first punishment is...
Muscle cream!
We hope you will do your best reaction!
Please enjoy it!
It's good.
Kojima and Enrico are coming.
Taniguchi is coming.
Only Nakashima is fine.
What's wrong, Kojima?
I give up.
Don't give up.
When you give up, run to the back of the camera.
Run to the back of the camera.
Go to the back of the camera.
Run to the back of the camera.
Don't eat it.
Don't be patient.
We are doing it for your reaction.
You don't have to eat it.
Say it.
You don't have to eat it.
Enrico, Enrico.
Enrico, you finished it.
You finished it.
How was your first penalty game, Kojima?
When I watched it on TV, I thought it wouldn't be so spicy.
They are doing it.
It was more spicy than I thought.
I ate it directly.
You ate it directly.
Enrico, you ate it all. Are you okay?
I thought I had to eat it.
You don't have to eat it.
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Here is the second question.
Karin-chan has more, Ten-chan has less.
What is the ranking? Please answer quickly.
The number of perfume you have.
I see.
Ten-chan doesn't wear perfume at all.
The number of pants you wear.
Not the number of pants you wear.
If you say it like that, Havu-sensei will also think a lot about it.
That's right.
What about fashion?
The number of times you use honorifics.
Ten-chan is always cheeky.
She is the youngest.
Well, it's almost correct.
The number of times you look in the mirror in a day.
Karin-sama also has a lot of it.
The number of times you take a bath.
That's correct!
That's amazing!
Why do you think like that, Ishimori?
It's just my imagination.
Fujiyoshi-san uses a lot of time in the bath.
She looks like she does.
Moriya-san and Morita-san also use a lot of time in the bath.
I think it's a long time.
She looks like she does.
She has a lot of it, but she also uses a lot of time in the swamp.
I thought she would use a lot of time in the swamp.
It's just your imagination, isn't it?
No, no, no.
You sound like Fuyoshi-chan.
Let's look at the number of times you use honorifics.
It's long!
180 minutes.
What are you doing?
Why? It's long!
It is.
It's short!
What? 10 minutes?
It's impossible!
Even old men use honorifics more.
Do you use honorifics a lot?
I use honorifics a lot.
We all have time when we don't think about anything.
In the bath.
It's useless.
If you concentrate and go in?
Yes.
You are an elementary school boy!
We do various things.
We apply mascara,
we wet our hair,
we use shampoo...
You are amazing!
This is a little...
What are you doing?
My body is full of oil.
It's faint.
Karin and Lena are using it for 3 hours.
Sweat!
How long does it last?
About 3 or 4 hours.
You should go to bed early.
You can sleep well, right?
Yes.
You can sleep less.
3 hours is enough.
It's not like that.
If you don't warm up your feet, you'll be in trouble.
You'll be in trouble.
No, it's not like that.
Why?
My trainer told me that.
I get tired because I don't warm up my feet.
Your blood circulation?
Yes, my blood circulation is bad.
I thought you two stood out.
But I didn't see you.
I thought you changed your height.
That's right.
You're tall and have a strong body.
How about you, Morita?
I can go in for 6 hours.
I can live in the bath.
Do you eat something in the bath?
I don't feel hungry, so I put water in the bath.
That's important.
Do you eat in the bath?
She said it!
Did Lena say it?
I eat ice cream in the bath.
It's not good for you to eat in the bath.
I eat ice cream and dinner in the bath.
Can you eat dinner in the bath?
I think you're a cute idol if you eat ice cream in the bath.
Do you put a stick in the bath before you go in the bath?
I put it on the edge of the bath.
Isn't it thin?
Isn't it dangerous?
What do you put in the edge of the bath?
I put miso soup, rice and salmon in the edge of the bath.
I put in the edge of the bath.
You can put in a table.
I put in a ceiling.
You put in a ceiling.
I recommend it.
I have fallen down.
What has fallen?
Seaweed and miso soup.
I have fallen down.
I think it is fun.
If you want to enjoy the thrill with rice, please take care of yourself.
Let's look at the ranking.
It is long and 90 minutes.
It is 15 minutes under the mountain.
I feel like I can understand it.
I am like Morita.
It takes about four hours to enter.
How long does it take for girls?
I think it is about one hour.
This punishment game is also for children and middle-aged people.
The next punishment game is "stinky wind".
Stinky wind that seniors used to hate.
We will bathe short-term students, too.
We are ready.
Matsumoto, please.
Excuse me.
Isn't it close?
Let's continue.
Excuse me.
Do you know it?
She didn't even do this.
This is really bad.
Here I go.
Please excuse me.
Inhale properly, Kojima.
Open your mouth. Open your mouth.
Inhale properly. Inhale with all your might.
You inhaled a lot just now.
My bangs are fluttering.
Lastly, Nakashima!
Yes.
Please excuse me.
Yes, it's a thick one.
Did you inhale properly, Masumoto?
Did you inhale properly?
I inhaled a lot.
Check it out for yourself, Masumoto.
Just in case.
Do it over there.
Do your best.
No!
She does it every time.
It stinks!
Go, go, Masumoto!
Everyone is lined up.
Go, go, Masumoto!
It stinks!
After this, start over.
Studio live!
Is there anything you want to do someday?
Because there is a reason to live, right?
Do you want to live tomorrow?
So why do you sleep?
People all do bad things in order to forget.
If you get through today's day,
I hope you can live forever.
It's late at night like this.
In the convenience store microwave.
Warm up the lunch box.
What kind of miracle are you waiting for?
You know for sure.
That you're giving up before you know it.
But pretend you don't notice.
START OVER
If you think you'll do it again,
There's only now.
There's no later.
Wake up yourself who's running away now.
The reality reflected in the glass window.
My heart wants to turn my back on you.
The moment you open the automatic door,
You can become another person.
Is it important to start over from somewhere?
It's only a few seconds before you give up.
Is it too late for you to give up now?
If you can start over, you can do anything.
You're like my past. I'll be your future.
You're just a lump of self-hatred.
Start over, start over.
If you think you can start over just one more time,
There's only now. There's no later.
Wake up, you who's running away now.
I want to show you my heart to the reality reflected in the glass window, but...
The moment you open the door automatically, you'll be crushed.
Is it important to start over from somewhere?
It's only a few seconds before you give up.
You're like my past. I'll be your future.
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