AISubs v3.5
It's like a Napolitan came out at the end of a Nagasu Somen.
How can you say that?!
"Ningen in store" is back for the first time in a year.
Cleave's sharp artist is operating members of sakurazaka46 remotely, and then...
Hey, boss, it's time for you to talk now, right?
It's time for you to talk now, right?
A new self-discovery that she had never noticed before?
No, I...
Say no before you do it!
Kobayashi-san, you're too much!
Cleave, you're too much!
If idols show off their variety skills,
what kind of reaction will the supporting actors show?
It's not at all different from the show I thought it would be!
Sakurazaka46's variety skills awaken...
Cleave!
Sakurazaka46 has come to the show to be installed this time.
Kobayashi, Takemoto, Inoue, Ozono...
Why do they want to be installed?
There's a reason.
There's a second reason.
There are opportunities for variety shows to invite us,
but it's hard to say.
We don't have confidence,
and we can't even do the cleave...
No, we don't need to be able to do it.
It's not like we're being asked to do it.
Idol shows don't allow you to do cleave!
Everyone, aim for it!
I can't live without cleave.
I thought you'd have to do it, Capicapi.
You don't have to be boring.
I'm cute and I can't live.
What is "idol" anyway?
This time, the four of them will do a fake recording in Sakurazaka 46's Kamuri Tokuba, where they aim to improve their variety skills.
I called them as guests to make sure they were able to install it without any discomfort.
They will appear with a comedian, a mogul rider and a juggler.
Will you also show us your host?
He is Morita of "Saraba Seijin no Kikai".
Of course, these six people don't know that we are doing this behind their backs.
If we think that they won't say anything funny, we will say more than that.
We have to change their faces.
We might be able to catch something.
Oh, you can say something like this here, right?
At least we can catch a little trick.
I think it's better not to catch a cookie trick.
So, the four of them move to the studio where they will do a fake recording.
As you can see, they are in charge of remote control.
What will happen?
They start installing it from the moment they enter the studio.
From now on, the four of them will not speak at all on their own will.
Excuse me.
Who is your host for today?
I am your host for today.
Excuse me.
I'm sorry.
You should have shown us from such a small place.
She said it's because it's small.
I was wondering if you would join us.
I will do my best.
I don't think you should do that.
Morita, your body temperature is not good.
My body temperature is definitely not good.
I'm sure of it.
Excuse me.
Wait a minute. I'm nervous.
He suddenly feels nervous.
I'll do it lightly.
Morita is nervous.
One, two, three, four.
Welcome to "RAF ZAKA".
Excuse me.
Where is Higashibukuro?
Excuse me.
Higashibukuro is not here today.
You shouldn't say "Higashibukuro" so much.
It may be forbidden at this time.
Higashibukuro is open after 27 o'clock.
This program is provided by SPACER.
These are the members of SAKURAZAKA46.
Please introduce yourself one by one.
I'm Kobayashi of SAKURAZAKA46.
Thank you for having me.
May I introduce myself?
Please introduce yourself.
I'm MESSI of SAKURAZAKA46.
I'm sorry. I made a mistake.
I'm MESSI of SAKURAZAKA46.
I'm SAKURAZAKA46.
I'm MESSI of SAKURAZAKA46.
I'm CRISTIANO...
ROMADO...
MESSI.
You don't have to get into the world cup boom.
I don't mind.
I think it'll be over by the time of this show.
That's true.
She's full of enthusiasm.
She's amazing.
She's great.
Then, may I?
Yes.
I am ODANFUDO.
No, no, no.
I am ODANFUDO.
I don't know.
That heart...
Don't say it like you're Shiratori Reiko.
I am ODANFUDO.
I don't know.
Even if you say ODANFUDO, I don't know.
Why did you say ODANFUDO?
Hey!
There are so many entertainers here.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I'm sorry.
Are you nervous?
I'm nervous.
I'm nervous, too.
She's nervous.
She got on and said "good evening, macho".
Good evening, macho!
You'll be suspected.
Good evening, macho!
You'll be suspected.
Is this how an emcee works?
I'm sorry.
The agency is talking about you.
The manager and the agency are talking about me.
The entertainers are talking about you.
The entertainers are talking about me.
You don't have to say that.
You should introduce yourself.
You don't have to say that.
Life is a red light.
I don't need you.
I really don't need you.
I'm full of you.
He's not wearing earphones, is he?
He doesn't look like he's wearing earphones.
This time,
besides the members of SAKURAZAKA46,
we have a jungle pocket and a mogu rider,
who are known for their humorous acts.
Please introduce yourselves!
We're going to introduce ourselves?
We want to see a good example.
I want to see a mogu.
A mogu?
That's normal.
I'm Otakei from "Jungle Pocket"!
Today, I'm Otakei-san's wife!
Again?!
What's wrong?!
What?!
What's wrong?!
Wait a minute. "Again?!" That's pretty self- indulgent.
I've seen it many times.
I want to see Tomosige-san's "Mikawa Kenichi" too.
I'm sorry, but I want to see Tomosige-san's "Mikawa Kenichi" too.
"Mikawa Kenichi"?
I've never done it!
If you did it, you'd be my wife!
I want to see Tomosige-san's.
Tomosige's "Mikawa Kenichi"?
Yes, yes.
I'm not really into Tomosige-san's.
But I want to see Tomosige-san's.
You want to see it? Well, well, well...
Let's do it.
You want to see it?
No, I...
Say no before you do it!
There's no saying "Say no before you do it!"
If you do it like that, wouldn't you lose your job too?
I'll do it!
I want to see Higashibukuro's.
I want to see Higashibukuro's!
What?!
Higashibukuro's...
You'll lose your job!
Secretly...secretly...
Eh, Shiba-san, is that gel?
I want to see Higashibukuro's!
Who is it?!
Is it gel?
It's gel!
What?!
Gel?!
What are you talking about?!
Hey, hey, hey!
Is it really necessary?!
Do your best!
Hey, wait for me!
What?!
Hey, wait for me!
What's going on?!
It's not progressing at all!
It's 20 minutes of self-introduction without any progress.
The entertainers are confused.
The members are starting to gain confidence in their variety skills.
If we go on like this, we won't be found out.
Let's move on to the first project.
The first stage will be the comedy quiz!
Yay!
The rules are...
You're going to stand up for everything, right?
You're going to stand up for everything, right, Inoue-san?
You're going to stand up for everything, right?
Well, well.
We will now give you various quizzes about comedy.
It will be an idol team vs. jump pocket vs. mogu rider three-time match.
The team with the most points will win.
The winning team will receive luxurious products.
I hope you will do your best.
What are the luxurious products?
You will receive the luxurious products at the end of this segment.
I want to know! I want to know!
Are you going to promote it?
I want to know! I want to know!
If you don't know, you can't do it.
I don't know.
Maybe you can react better if you watch it at that time.
It leads to motivation.
I've never seen TV.
You say it.
She is strict with big words.
She is amazing.
Don't say it.
We will promote the luxurious products later.
Let's do our best for once.
All right.
How about idol team?
Is there anyone who knows about comedians?
I know about them.
How much do you know about them?
Who do you like?
My favorite comedian is...
Kihei Tai.
He is a genius.
He is a human manga artist.
I've only seen him in "Quiz Shinsuke".
That's right.
No, no.
Kihei Tai.
I'm sure you will be suspected of it.
No one knows about him.
He is a very interesting comedian.
I like Party-chan.
Party-chan.
She is always singing.
She is amazing.
I used to work for an organic human agency.
Did you know about organic human agency?
There is only rainbow dusk.
So you quit that rainbow dusk, right?
She used to work for an organic human agency.
She went to see his concert.
There are only four or five audience.
She's amazing.
She hasn't eaten food yet.
Party-chan is more interesting.
I like Fua-chan more than Party-chan.
Takemo-san, you talk with your members, don't you?
I like Exit-san, too.
Takemo-san is the only one who is watching the comedy show now.
I don't know what's going on.
The first project is "Quiz about the fastest comedians".
Answer "quiz about the fastest comedians" as soon as possible.
By the way, the creams operating remotely will also know the answer.
The quiz will be a serious confrontation.
Here is the first question!
In 2017's "King of Conte", Yankostar won the semi- final.
What song do they use for their rhythmic jumps?
"Otsukai no Sakuranbou".
Thank you.
Wait a minute!
Do you know André's ex-boyfriend?
I love André's ex-boyfriend.
Oh, you know André's ex-combo with Sasuke.
You know André's ex-combo with Sasuke.
He was in a combo with Goldhammers.
I don't know.
If you know André's ex-combo, you must know André's ex-combo.
I underestimated André's ex-combo.
Let's go!
Here is the next question!
In "King of Conte", Konno was crowned as the first king.
"Buffalo Goroh".
Correct!
You did it!
Did you know about this?
I know about it.
Did you know about it?
I didn't know about it.
Did you know about it?
I know about it.
It was an easy question.
I think we can do it.
Take care of us!
Here is the next question!
What is the name of Audrey's old comedy duo, which is a popular comedy duo?
"Nice Middle"!
It's a fun question!
Sakurazaka didn't answer this question either.
I don't know Audrey's name.
You don't have to say that!
You are much cooler than Party-chan!
Am I older than Party-chan?
Of course you are!
You are very popular, Audrey-san!
Party-chan is the scariest!
I thought Party-chan was taking over the world!
I'm not taking over!
Party-chan is the scariest?
Here is the next question!
What is the name of Yoshio Kojima's old comedy duo, which is a popular comedy duo?
"Ocean Pacific Peace"!
You are too fast, Takemoto-san!
"Ocean Pacific Peace"!
That's right!
We are in the middle of the question!
I will read the question!
What is the name of Yoshio Kojima's old comedy duo, which is a popular comedy duo?
"Ocean Pacific Peace"!
How do you know?
I liked him.
Wage? Wage Shisei?
There's a guy like Udai-san of Kamomental.
Yes, there's a guy like Udai-san of Kamomental.
But...
Audrey doesn't know either.
Audrey?
Audrey doesn't know?
She's way more knowledgeable than Wage.
Is Wage older than you?
Is Wage older than me?
Audrey is probably younger than Wage.
So, the SAKURAZAKA team currently has 3 points.
I'm in first place.
Janpoke has 0 points.
Janpoke, you can do it!
There's 3 of you!
It's completely different from what I expected.
I want to go last!
By the way, we had a lot of work to do today.
But I finished it all.
It's a fierce battle.
What is this?
Okay, I'll go.
Next question.
This is really bad.
What is the real name of Kendo Kobayashi?
Dokurobayashi...what?
Damn it!
Osaka is strong!
Hagitakamaru.
I didn't know that!
Hagitakamaru?
Dokurobayashi...Hagitakamaru is the correct answer.
I didn't know that.
Osaka is strong!
I like it.
There was also Manjimaru.
Yes, there was.
There was also Manjimaru.
Finally, we don't know about this!
Osaka is strong!
Sakamichi team knows more about Kendo Kobayashi than we do!
That's amazing!
For now, Janpoke won't press the button anyway.
Please lower the button.
Please lower it..
Please lower it!
Please give me a taxi ticket!
Janpoke won't show his taxi ticket.
Please give me a Toei mask!
Don't make fun of me like I'm a senior host.
It's too late for that.
This show might be canceled.
After this.
Don't do it anymore.
It's time for me to talk.
Let her talk.
SAKURA SAKA46 is on a rampage.
Here is the next question.
Shizuru Kazuma. In the past, Golden Bomber Kiryu Inshou was a member of the band.
Charisma...
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
Charisma...
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Here is the result.
Introduce me as a disciple of Master Bunshi.
But...
YOSHIMOTO SAKA46 auditioned and became a member of the band.
In the era of Vocabulary, you were targeted by Shibuya's team, weren't you?
I don't know!
What is that?
Why are you covering this information gathering?
I'm having fun.
I have some knowledge of the era of Osaka.
Does anyone know this?
Shiba-kun, what do you think?
Yes, Shiba-san.
Chocosarami.
Great!
This is great!
Wait a minute. I haven't come up with anything yet.
You know too little.
MOGU RIDER is doing his best.
Let's cheer him up!
I don't know why, but when MOGU RIDER got it right, I was really happy.
I was really happy.
Now, here is the next question!
Shunhei Shibata has seen more than 1,000 entertainers come and go, but...
What is the name of the band he used to be in?
I know!
What are you doing?!
Come on, Takebosu!
Take it off!
He's gone mad.
This is what I'm talking about!
It's obvious that he's high class.
What did Tomoshige-san say?
I'm high class too.
This is a good question.
You should have answered it normally.
You should have answered it now.
I thought you were answering it normally.
She started laughing because of you guys.
Everyone should laugh in the morning too.
Here comes the next question.
The band before SUMMERS was Bacardi...
It's dangerous, dangerous, dangerous.
What is the name of the band?
Bacardi.
Takemoto.
Florence Z.
It's different.
It's in front of Neptune.
Even if you said Minpon, no one would know.
It was in front of Neptune.
I see.
I've heard of it.
It's weird even if it comes out.
What is it?
I've heard of it.
I've heard of it somewhere.
Why do you know it?
I've never heard of it.
Mom and Dad like it.
The answer is...
Shabu-shabu.
I didn't know about it.
Takemoto knew about it.
I didn't know about it.
But Florence Z knew about it.
I see.
Neptune knew about it.
That's true.
Why do you know about it?
I don't know about it.
Hey, red jacket, say something.
Hey, red jacket.
Red jacket.
Say something.
It's not Jizo.
Did you see "East Bag"?
No, I didn't see it.
Let's make Tomoshige laugh.
That's right.
You don't have to say it.
Hey, red jacket.
It's not the time for you to say it.
Let's make her laugh.
Here is the next question!
Yutti's line "wakachiko", what does it mean?
What does it mean?
It means "shounentai"'s "dekameron densetsu".
"shounentai"'s "dekameron densetsu".
The opening.
What is it?
"wakachiko", "wakachiko".
It means "wakachiko", "wakachiko".
"dekameron densetsu".
The opening.
Did you get it from there?
Are you asking the whole generation?
Did you get it from your dad and mom?
I like my dad and mom.
"zutto" "zutto"
"aishiteru" "aishiteru"
"zutto" "zutto"
"zutto yoshimoto" "zutto yoshimoto"
"zutto aishiteru", "zutto yoshimoto"
"zajii" "zajii"
I am sorry.
"zajii" "zajii"
I am sorry about what my name has been.
"zajii" "zajii"
I am sorry I said what I knew.
But it's not a problem here.
He is like his dad.
What is it?
"tomojige" "tomojige"
Although we said goodbye "tomojige"
He will never be late "tomojige"
It means "wakachiko"
I finally talked about it.
Did you finally talk about it or did you fall for it?
I finally talked about it.
What does it mean to be late even if you break up?
What does it mean now?
If you break up with your lover, you will be depressed, right?
You may feel like you will be late, but don't worry about it and go to work.
Is it interesting?
It wasn't interesting.
But I thought it was funny and Tomoshige did it for me.
Let's laugh more.
I hate her today.
She is like that.
The correct answer is...
"Youth", "strength", "friendship".
It's not "strength" anymore.
I'm sorry to say this, but I'm angry at Yutti.
If it wasn't for "youth", we wouldn't have met like this.
"Shadow" Takamaru.
When idols know too much about comedy, the atmosphere starts to get tense.
Now that they know it...
Let's move on to the last question of Comedy Entertainer Quiz.
The last question is...
This one is a special one.
It's worth 10 points.
If it's worth 10 points...
What will happen?
If it's worth 10 points...
What will happen?
What was it?
What is it?
Kakesute no Hokenkan.
Kakesute no Hokenkan!
That's amazing!
It's been a while since I've heard of it.
It's so funny!
And it's funny in a funny way!
It's funny in a funny way!
I wanted to know about it.
Let's go!
Can we get it?
Here is the 10-point question!
What do these two entertainers have in common?
Asuma Takahiro.
Hanawa.
Chihara Seiji.
Nakagawa Ketsuyoshi.
I know the answer!
The brothers are very active.
Well, strictly speaking...
It's close!
The younger one is also an entertainer.
That's right!
That's fine!
That's not good!
What's with you guys?!
I've decided! I won't do it anymore!
We don't care!
That was a short question.
- Always timely. - Timely quiz!
- At 6 or 7 pm... - Hey, what do you mean "timely quiz"?
- So this gets 10 points? - Huh?
- This gets 10 points. - 10 points?
But you can't help it, can you?
- Why did you get so anxious? - Why?
- Why are you getting anxious? - Takemoto's crying.
- Poor Takemoto.
I'm scared.
I'm scared of you guys.
I feel sorry for TAKEMOTO.
Why are you sad?
Let's react to that kind of thing.
Why do you have to lose?
I'm sorry, TAKEMOTO.
TAKEMOTO, what are you doing?
In the battle against Ogil, there are many responses that you don't think of as idols!
Maybe it's right because it's too amazing!
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From now on, Sakura and Saka will continue to attack each other.
The second stage is to train your cutting power.
The rules are very simple.
The rules are simple.
Anyway, let's answer a lot of cutting questions and train our cutting power.
How about jumping?
It is said that cutting is not a strong method.
But I heard about cutting in an idol program and I thought I could do it.
But I didn't think of it at all.
Preventive measures are good.
Preventive measures...
That's amazing.
How about you, Morita?
I'm leading with points.
But I'm not good at cutting.
Morita will make a decision.
If you give a good answer, you will get 1 point.
If you give a subtle answer, you will get 0 points.
Please do your best.
Let's start.
Here is the first question.
What did you say at the concert?
Please look at the screen.
The entertainers are leading.
What did you say at the concert?
The next concert will be on December 15th.
That's good.
You will get 1 point.
Takemoto.
What did you say at the concert?
Who bought a ticket today?
That's amazing.
That's funny.
You will get 1 point.
Otake, you are not scared of the answer.
What do you know?
Otake is not the only one who is scared.
Everyone is scared.
What did you say at the concert?
I'm not going to sing today.
You will get 0 points.
What did you say at the concert?
Who hasn't flushed the toilet in the theater?
I'm sorry, maybe it's me.
What did you say at the concert?
I'm sorry, maybe it's me.
What did you say at the concert?
I'm sorry, maybe it's me.
What is today's bag story?
"Kudou Brothers" evolved population and health.
It's a TV show about health!
It's on! It's on!
What's wrong with you?
It's on! It's on!
It's on!
Why are you doing this?
It's on!
It's impossible!
Why?
Can you give me one point?
One point?
One point.
Can you give me one point?
What's wrong with you?
What are you doing?
I can't give you a point.
Takemoto, what is today's bag story?
"TOKYO 03" was cut off from the live broadcast.
It was cut off.
You are sensitive.
You should be grateful.
Don't give me a point.
Don't give me another point.
I'll give you one point.
Was it cut off?
It was cut off.
Let's change the topic.
The topic is "one word with a picture".
The topic is "this picture".
It's like this.
"One word with a picture".
What is he saying? What is the situation like?
Ota, one word with a picture.
This suit is "konaka", isn't it?
Three points!
Takemo-san, do you want to go?
Takemo-san, let's go.
One word with a picture.
Tokyo Zero-san, you didn't come to school, did you?
Zero points!
One word with a picture.
Hey, producer! I didn't know that "sakura-zaka" show was like this!
Three points!
Now, Tomoshige-san!
One word with a picture.
Give me back the Famicom I used to play with as a kid!
What is he saying?
He said "kakaka" in the middle of it.
Zero points!
Now, Oozora-san, do you want to go?
One word with a picture.
Your back is very slimy.
Hey, Akiyama-san!
Back?
Akiyama-san, I'm telling you from the bottom of my heart, your back is very slimy.
You knew about my back, didn't you?
It's very slimy, isn't it?
Akiyama-san, right?
Your back is very slimy, isn't it?
Zero points!
That girl is extremely funny!
After this...
Ota-ke, introduce yourself in English. You're not saying anything.
Three points!
Sakura-zaka won by winning points.
Sakura-zaka, 20 points!
Oh, you won.
Now, for Sakura-zaka who won...
Luxury goods will be displayed on the monitor.
That is...this! Please!
What is it?
Can I say it?
Everyone's face is so clear that it's clear to answer.
After this, it's a story.
The winner, Sakura, will be shown on the monitor.
Here it is.
What is it?
Can I say it?
What is it?
I'm Sakuranobu Sakka's Takemoto.
I'm Kobayashi.
I'm Otono.
I'm Inoue.
I see.
They are so fixed.
He was really taller than me.
He was really tall.
He was like a knight in shining armor.
What is it?
I'm relieved.
I didn't know that Sakurazaka was like this.
Sakurazaka wanted to be in a variety show.
We cooperated with them.
But, you did more than half of the ad-libs.
What is it?
How was it, Sakurazaka?
I used up a lot of energy.
I see.
But you did it, didn't you?
I felt like I wanted to say something funny.
I want to appear in a variety show like this from now on.
That's not good at all.
This show has a terrible writer.
That's right.
I changed my mind to study.
If this show became a regular show, I would definitely refuse it.
That's right.
It's fun to do this kind of show.
After this...
Kaki-san!
Kaki-san, I have something I want to ask you.
Kaki-san, what did you say about Oda Budo?
I said "Oda Budo".
I said "Oda Budo" by mistake.
I was very angry.
I am Oda Budo.
Oda Budo-san, right?
Oda Budo-san.
I haven't asked you yet.
It's old, so I want you to use it.
I'm sorry, Oda Budo-chan.
You are older than me.
Kaki-san, you are old.
He laughed at once.
Next time...
Black Jack, do you understand your wife's feelings?
A large number of comedians are dying.
Let's see how much they understand their wives' feelings.
I will definitely get married well.
Who is the one who doesn't understand their wives' feelings?
Men are sweet.
Look forward to it!
The latest episode of "Kurimurantara" is available for one week for free on TVer.
It's like "Napolitan" was played at the end of "Nagashi Somen".
It would be great if there was a program like this.
"Terasa" is broadcasting past episodes.