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Soko Magattara, Sakura Saka?
Sakura! Happy New Year!
So, this year's first episode of "Soko Magattara, Sakura Saka?" will be hosted by...
Mesh!
Ah, Chuchi!
Happy New Year, Mesh!
And these guys are... Sakura!
Oh!
- Rabbit. - Rabbit.
(Laughter)
- This is the first episode of 2023. - I see.
- Thank you for watching. - Thank you.
- So, how do you want to make 2023, Matsuda? - Yes.
- Sakura, Zakao, 46, what kind of year do you want it to be? - I want it to be only rabbit year.
- You are aiming for it. - That's right.
- I want to make it a secret. - Ah!
- Yes. - Is it your personal goal to whisper in their ears?
- That's right. - But, each of them has their own unique ears. - That's right.
- It's interesting to see people with unique ears. - Really?
- It's weird. - It's weird.
(Laughter)
- I heard it. - What are you doing?
- This is... - What? - Fuyuka-san gave me this.
(Laughter)
- You gave it to me. - I thought it was cute.
- Fuyuka-san said she thought it was cute. - That's right.
- I thought it was dirty. - Cute.
- How about you, Masumoto? What kind of year do you want it to be?
- I want it to be a year where I can go on various adventures like these ears.
- Are you going on adventures with those ears?
(Laughter)
- You were imagining adventures, weren't you? - Yes, it's an adventure.
- It's deep.
- Everyone is wearing it because it's rabbit year. - That's right.
- I see.
- I would like to announce the first project of the year. - Yes.
- This project is...
- In early 2023...
- "Pyonpyo New Year Party"!
(Cheering)
- I'm excited!
- There's someone over there.
- In 2023, it's rabbit year.
- That's why, for the first project of the new year,
- the members will dress up as cute rabbits and hold a team competition project!
- Each of them is an old woman, Kobayashi and Matsuda, as captains.
- First of all, let's hear out the team names. - Yes.
- The Kobayashi team is... - Yes.
- Team...
- Uh! - Uh!
- It's hard for me to say it.
- It's in my tone.
- Shuji's...
- Uh! - Uh!
- You hit my body, right?!
- Uh! Uh! Uh!
- Matsuda team is... - Yes!
- Tell me the team name! - Yes!
- U-U-S-G! U-U-S-G...
(Laughter)
- Is it embarrassing?
What's your team name, Matsuda?
What was that?
It's "usg".
"usg"!?
"u-u-u-sg"!? "u-u-u-sg"!?
"Matsudan", first release in 2023.
"Nice Guts" again this year!
So, this is the first one in a year.
Yes.
It's like a reward.
New Year's Day is also the beginning of New Year's Day.
That's right.
New Year's Day is New Year's Day.
We contribute to the project and work hard.
We act like idols and act cute.
Tsuchida-san, this is for you!
You can have this carrot!
It's nice, isn't it?
It's "usagi", so it's "yorokobaki" and "carrot".
It's nice.
You can deposit 500 yen for this carrot!
What!?
It's like...
It's like a Japanese comedy, but it's like a real one.
We have improved the deposit system.
From this year, it will be a good New Year's Day.
It's nice.
It's like "usagi".
This is for you, Ten-chan!
Ten-chan, you got a carrot!
Are you going to throw it away?
Yes, I'm going to throw it away.
Please pick it up with all your might!
Everyone...
In addition, for the team that won against "migo",
you must be happy, right?
The fortune-teller, Hamaguchi Yoshiyuki-san, who has been guessing the future of the group for a long time,
will personally give you your fortune.
Thank you!
I'm happy!
This program is brought to you by Sony Music...
and sponsors like you.
The first game is...
"Dive, Fly, Bounce Bounce Obstacle Race"!
One representative from each team will do the obstacle race at the same time.
The team which reaches the goal first will get 10 points.
First one.
"Go through the net".
There are ears and tail.
They might get caught.
And the second one.
"Wrap, roll, carrot, fast, direction, zone".
I see. Everyone is wearing gloves.
That's right.
Do we have to take off the wrap?
That's right.
Isn't it impossible?
I think it's difficult.
It must be congested over there.
And the third one.
"Pop, pop, hopping, zone".
This is it.
I knew it.
It's nostalgic.
Pop, pop, hopping...
and break balloons.
That's right.
And crush them.
Everyone can do hopping in their generation.
It was very popular.
It's very popular. It can't be true.
It was very popular.
The generation above me is popular.
That's how you feel, right?
Everyone did it.
When you first started.
When I was in elementary school.
Everyone did it.
I knew it.
That's right.
The third one.
The fourth one.
"Pop, pop, lucky, zone".
That's scary.
There is a cardboard box over there.
It's scary.
You can climb stairs with rabbit's feet.
Rabbit's feet?
Is it guts?
It's guts.
Rabbit's feet are like this.
You can climb stairs with this.
And you can fly.
It's a cardboard box.
50% of it has contents and 50% of it doesn't.
It's a 50% probability.
If you fall, you have to climb up yourself.
You have to climb up and go back to the stairs.
You have to go up the stairs and jump like a rabbit.
Do we have to do it from the stairs?
Yes.
There is a line in the middle of the person who went first.
The person who comes later will go from the opposite direction.
Let's get started.
Karin vs. Rena.
I haven't done any of them yet, but I'm not sure.
I did my best to win the team.
If you haven't done hopping, you may not be able to do it there.
It's harder than you think.
I think you need to get used to it.
If you know how to do it, you can win for the first time in your life.
Yes, you can win for the first time in your life.
Karin, what do you think?
I want to win against Moria.
Karin is looking down at Rena.
I will win against Karin, too.
It's a slow battle.
A battle that neither of them can lose.
Which one of them will go up the stairs and which one of them will be a turtle?
Let's get started.
This is a small object.
Get ready.
Start!
Look at Karin-chan's eyes!
Oh my!
Which way is she going?
Is she going to walk from her legs?
I don't think so.
Is she going to walk from her head?
Or is she going to walk from her legs?
She's wearing a blanket.
Wait!
Is she going to walk from the opposite side of Karin-chan's head?
Wait a minute.
She went out and drank water in the living room.
She's going to walk from her eyes, nose and head.
She's going to walk from her head.
Hang in there!
Oh my!
Karin-chan is walking from her side.
Is she going to walk from her side?
Hang in there!
Karin-chan is walking from her side.
Oh my!
Karin-chan is walking from her side.
Is she walking from her eyes?
What is she doing?
Oh no, Karin-chan
It stinks
It's too muddy
Wrap it up
I can't do it
Hurry up, Karin-chan
It's hard to wrap it up
Which one is it?
Oh, Rena-san is here again
Wait, wait
It's too fast
Can you do it?
It's too fast
It's scary
It's a scary way of riding
You can do it!
Karin-chan, why are you jumping and trying to ride it?
That's not it!
You ride it and jump!
I don't think it will fly up
You can do it!
Okay
You can do it!
Go ahead, Karin-chan!
You can do it!
Oh, but she caught up!
You can do it!
She doesn't know how to hop at all!
With one shot!
Let's fly! Let's fly and fly!
Now, it's a test of luck!
Karin-chan, you too!
Which way are you going?
Go for it!
Now it's Karin-chan's turn!
Go for it!
Lena, from the stairs!
From the stairs!
Karin-chan!
It's a test of luck!
Go for it!
Now, Lena, until the end!
Go for it!
Which way?
Go for it!
Lena, from the stairs!
She missed it with a 2-on-2!
She's unlucky!
As a result, the first race, which ended in a draw,
was won by Team Uno's Karin-chan!
Karin-chan came at the end!
Both of you are very lucky!
Karin-chan, how was it?
I'm quite lucky!
I see!
I was able to show it!
But, from the beginning, Lena started from the net zone!
It's easier for Lena to get into the blanket!
How did you do it?
I started from the head zone!
I saw it for the first time!
I started from my feet!
It was difficult to hop!
Lena's hopping was scary at first!
It was scary!
She was riding it with one leg!
It was very difficult!
As a result, Team Uno won!
Thank you!
Nice!
Let's move on to the second race!
Let's have the captain directly experience it!
I think I'm good at this kind of thing.
I think I can do it!
I have an image of you being fast!
You're fast, but if you make a hole in the last two shots, you'll be finished!
How about you, Matsuda?
I think Yui is really fast!
You're definitely not an idol!
You're really fast!
I'm going to make a hole in the last two shots and speed up!
You're going to make a hole in the last two shots and speed up!
I'm looking forward to it!
She's determined to get a carrot!
Team Uka is one step ahead!
Will Matsuda be able to stop her?
Are you ready?
Start!
Go for it!
They are really fast from head to toe.
You are fast!
Matsuda has strong ears.
Kobayashi is tired.
His tail...
His tail is broken.
Matsuda is...
Isn't she cute?
Marina, isn't she cute?
She is not cute at all.
Marina, isn't she cute?
She is like a rabbit stuck in a hole.
They are stuck in a hole.
Matsuda is suffering.
Please make her cute!
Let's take off the wrap.
Let's go!
Kobayashi is late.
Let's go!
Kobayashi's tail is like a waist pouch.
That happened once.
She used to wear it.
Let's go, Matsuda!
She takes a wrap and dips it into the Popping Zone!
Yes!
She is cute~
She forgot how cute she is.
She is the only one like that.
If you fail...
She falls!
Kobayashi is ripping off the wrap.
She can't get it off.
She can't kill it at all.
She'll break the carrot.
And Matsuda...
Matsuda is in the lead.
This is dangerous.
Jump off.
Climb up the stairs.
She can't reach it.
Kobayashi is pushing hard.
Which one will she choose?
Will Kobayashi make it?
You can do it, Kobayashi!
You can do it!
She did it!
Kobayashi is...
Kobayashi is getting closer!
Will Matsuda make it?
If she fails...
She fell!
Kobayashi fell!
Matsuda is in the lead!
You can do it!
Kobayashi!
Don't give up!
You can do it!
She's like a training rabbit.
Which one will she choose?
Which one?
You can do it!
Kobayashi!
I don't want to see you like this!
I want to see you look cool on stage!
You can do it!
She's like a cardboard box.
She can do it!
And so...
It's rare for Kobayashi to lose in a race like this.
Team USG wins!
If you're an angry father, you're a running rabbit!
Next up is...
If you see it, you're disqualified! Self-timer! Hide and seek rabbit!
Before you turn off the self-timer shutter,
you have to use what you have and hide yourself so that you can't be seen in the picture.
However, you can only hide yourself within the frame.
The challenge is twice!
We've done it before, haven't we?
Yes, we have.
But you know, the rabbit version has ears.
That's right.
Or you can't feel it.
That's right.
It happens, doesn't it?
First of all, we'd like you to challenge Team "U".
Yes!
Well, everyone, how about this?
Hide and seek!
Ah!
No! No!
No!
I'm sorry!
Hey!
I'm sorry!
When I tried to throw this, only Uemura gave me 500 yen.
500 yen!
If you pick it up, it's 500 yen!
Do you have any strategy in mind?
But last year, I couldn't put my butt in.
Not at all!
I felt embarrassed.
Like a trash can?
Yes!
I couldn't put my butt in anywhere.
I was embarrassed.
I won't put my butt in this time.
You will!
I'm sorry.
But I want to use it in a different way.
I see.
I couldn't do it last time.
You want to get your butt back, but...
I want to get my butt back, but...
You want to get your butt back, but...
That's right.
Will Akemoto get his butt back?
Then, self-timer hiding rabbit, start!
Ready, start!
You can do it!
10 seconds left.
Hurry up!
What will you do?
He stopped!
Time's up!
What?
This is terrible.
I think it's in there.
But it's still out.
That's right.
But it's still out.
What's this?
It's an elbow.
An elbow?
It was twisted.
It's an elbow!
It's a failure!
Please go to the left.
To the left?
To the left.
There are two people in the next zone, right?
Two people here!
Perfect!
Just the elbow!
If you didn't hide the elbow...
You aimed for it, didn't you?
No, no, no.
I didn't.
You can't do an elbow.
I thought you did.
Takemoto managed to do his revenge last time, but it was a complete failure!
Next up is the second challenge!
Team "U"'s second self-timer challenge is "hiding the rabbit".
Ready...
Start!
Time's up!
Oh, they're all using different strategies!
And... I see!
They're moving around!
They're moving around a lot!
Now...
They got it!
Time's up!
This means "move", right?
It does!
"U" is the team that used their heads!
Now, let's check it out!
Let's see!
"Taru" is hiding behind "taru"!
Is it okay?
There's no one here!
They're moving around at a great angle!
It looks like they're going to split up!
Yeah, they're moving at a good angle, so you can't see them!
And that's "takemozu", right?
Good job, "dandigo"!
And...
The middle zone!
It's pretty stable!
"Uemura" and "Yumiko" have hidden themselves well!
And last...
"saito"...
Huh?
What's that?
It's a spider!
What's this?
It's a spider!
A spider's back!
A spider's back? What's this?
There's no spider's back!
It's a spider!
It's clearly different in quality!
Did it bend like this?
But it had its toe out!
Why didn't you make its toe out?
"saito"'s leg-like thing is shown, so it's a failure!
Too bad, pyon.
It's okay, pyon.
It's nice, it's nice.
Okay, time's up.
Too bad!
Takemoto's face.
Takemoto's face like it's over.
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
Put on your headband.
Now, the opposing team, US team.
Are you confident, Masumoto?
Ready, go!
K-U-R-E-N-B-O
I found it!
Cute!
Are you confident?
It's tough.
It didn't reach you at all.
I have no choice but to win, pyon.
Usagi has no choice but to win, pyon.
Ah, it's good!
Cute!
It's getting closer!
Tsuchin, get closer!
Ah...
Is this it?
Go, go!
It's getting closer!
Cute!
It's like a pet corner in a pet zoo.
Dorororo!
Dororo!
What's up with these Usagi?
Dororo!
It's like a battle!
If you come next time, I'll punch you.
It's a riot!
Also, the items you can hide in have changed, right?
A little.
Are you okay, everyone?
It's like a battle.
Self-time-out hide-and-seek.
Ready, go!
Go for it!
It's a move-and-move strategy.
It's hiding!
Time's up!
The idea was good, wasn't it?
It was good, wasn't it?
Yes.
You didn't move much.
You stood up.
Yes.
You did a lot of things.
Yes.
Are you hiding?
Yes, yes.
I'm looking forward to it.
Let's take a look at the photos now.
Everyone is there!
There are so many of you!
What?
Everyone is there.
What?
Everyone is there.
Everyone is there!
Let's take a look at the box on the left.
Is that a hub?
It's too small.
The angle isn't good.
That's right, the angle isn't good.
I see.
You're sitting down.
It's sad to see you like this.
This is a failure.
And in the middle...
Behind the rubbish bin...
It's me!
That's...
Tomohiko Masumoto!
And in front of you...
Is it Lena?
It's all me.
Is it Lena?
Yes, it's me.
It's Lena, isn't it?
It's all me!
It's difficult.
I think you have to do it in a different way.
That's right.
And in the last grass...
The height...
It's a little higher.
It's higher.
It's fun.
Is it a vibus?
It's higher.
Could it be that all of them failed in Team USG?
Will the second attempt be a success?
Now, let's begin Team USG's second attempt.
Self-timer, hidden good.
Ready...
Start!
You can do it!
Hurry up!
Will it go in the same place?
Will it go in the same way?
Angle, angle!
Be careful of the angle!
You can do it!
Yes, it's taken!
Finished!
Now, how is it?
Did you fix it well like before?
Did you succeed?
Let's look at the photos.
Please!
The angle is not good at all.
It's just like before, isn't it?
I'm scared.
She's been sitting there all the time.
I'm scared.
She skipped class and sat there all the time.
Looking at the sky.
All the time.
And the trash can zone...
It's hidden.
This is...
Isn't it Lena?
Is it me?
Yes, because it's in front of you.
It's Lena.
It was close.
I see.
Failure!
You don't get any points!
Don't mind! Don't mind! Don't mind!
So, neither of them gets any points in this battle!
All right!
In a fierce battle!
Next time, it's a fierce battle for team competition!
The members will show off their skills!
This program was brought to you by Sony Music and...
Huh?
Huh? Have you heard of it?
This program was brought to you by these sponsors.
Next episode, "New Year's Eve is Still Going On"!
Who will show off their skills for this day?
Who will win this battle?