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QoL Explosion! My Home Item Collection!
"QoL" stands for "quality of life."
Continuing from last time, Sakurazaka members will introduce their "QoL" items for their homes.
QoL Explosion! My Home Item Collection!
Soda Stream!
This is useful.
Who is this?
Me!
Oh, Rena!
I wanted to make sparkling water, so my dad bought me one.
So you have a video of this?
Yes!
I'm going to make sparkling water now.
That's right, it's a stream.
Here I go!
Oh, it's like that.
The strength of your own sparkling water.
Ta-dah!
I made sparkling water!
It's cute!
I'm going to use this sparkling water to wash my face.
Wash your face?!
Huh?
What's wrong, Miyasa?
What was that last scene about?
What happened?
She said she was going to wash her face...
But when she came out of the bathroom, she was like, "Huh? Is this a photo album?"
It just happened to be in the album.
In 1992, when I debuted, Pirondee was wearing a T-shirt and said, "It's my first time on this show."
No, that's not it.
Is this okay, Sodastream?
Yes, I don't really use it for drinks.
But I've heard somewhere that it's okay to use it for washing your face or sparkling water.
So I wash my face with sparkling water and use it.
But if you're going to use it for drinking, there's a dedicated one for it.
It's for Sodastreamers to drink.
This is Sodastream. Some of you may be interested in it.
I love drinking sparkling water alone.
That's why I buy a lot of sparkling water.
I didn't know there was such a method.
Do you choose the strength of the sparkling water yourself?
I like strong drinks, so I want to buy a lot of them.
That's a good idea.
I want to buy them all.
This show is brought to you by Sony Music and...
I love drinking.
I buy a lot of fruits and I drink them every day.
The next item is an electronic piano.
Did you buy it recently?
No, I bought it last New Year.
I thought about buying a good one.
There are many kinds of electronic pianos.
There's a pin cut one.
The weight of the keys is the same as that of actual pianos.
The sound quality is also different, and various functions are now installed, so it's different.
And since it's New Year's Day, I thought I'd buy it as a reward.
In other words, you bought a good one, didn't you?
How much is it?
100,000 yen.
The appearance is really the same as that of a piano.
You're ignoring 100,000 yen at all, aren't you?
But 100,000 yen is 100,000 yen.
100,000 yen is 100,000 yen, right?
There's a picture.
Oh, you know it?
Yes, please show me the picture.
I don't know.
All electronic pianos are like this.
That's right.
If you told me that, I would have given it to you.
What?
But you're so particular about it.
Oh, well, I see.
There's this upright piano sound, and there's a grand piano sound, and there's a piano sound you play at a concert venue.
It's very different.
There are also various instrument sounds for modeling, and even one piano has a completely different tone.
One?
Two.
Five?
Five.
No, I won't go for five.
Four.
What?
You said it.
But it doesn't matter at all.
Because you're doing it for yourself.
That's right, that's right.
You're saving money and buying it yourself, so it's okay.
That's right, that's right, that's right.
So I'm glad you said you'd do it for yourself, but when you gave it to me, I was like, "What the hell is this?"
But what kind of songs do you play?
I play classical music, and when I want to make my own songs, I play songs like that.
That's when Ten-chan was in middle school and graduated from high school.
We made a song with Onuma-chan.
At that time, I asked the members to come over to my house.
And I had that piano at my house, so I was able to make it.
If you use it that much, it's good.
You're composing, aren't you?
Did you like the piano at your house?
No, it was really good.
He sat there and welcomed me.
I'll touch your eyes!
It's really hot!
I didn't welcome you like Yoshiki.
I tapped you and you were like this.
It's cool!
I don't remember, but...
She took a video of you playing the piano.
Let's watch it.
What?
Did you play it?
Yes, I did.
Wow!
I don't know if it's really you playing it.
Right?
It's like you're recording a YouTube video.
Wow!
It's really amazing.
It's cute.
You're playing the piano.
It's amazing.
Wow!
It's amazing.
This is fun.
You're playing the piano like a tuner.
It's called DTM.
I wanted to do something like that.
And I found the equipment you need for it.
But it's not working at all.
Wow!
It's good.
Iroe seems to have other instruments besides the piano.
To be honest, I don't use it now.
About Christmas two years ago,
I was with Yumiko earlier.
I went to a hair salon, and they said "I want a clarinet."
Then, I asked a clerk how to play it, and I was so happy that I could play it.
I bought it because I was told to play it.
You've never played it before?
No, I haven't.
It's so cool!
But I thought you got a clarinet from your dad.
My dad didn't have one.
In addition, my dad gave me a guitar.
There are many instruments in Inoue family, but there is one question here.
Huh? Bass? Didn't you give her a bass?
Oh, it's you, Suave-san.
Yes, it's me.
Oh, you have one!
Yes, I do.
You play bass, don't you?
Bass is...
Yeah...
You haven't released it on Mercari, have you?
No, I haven't!
I have it!
This is the bass that Mercari Suave bought!
Did you release it on Mercari?!
No, I haven't!
I have it, but...
I used to buy amps and stuff and play it, but recently...
Wait a minute.
Didn't I buy the bass?
No, but I thought Tsuchida-san bought it.
I feel like it's Tsuchida-san, too.
It's Tsuchida-san!
I bought it!
I bought it on Mercari!
That's right!
Huh? Didn't I buy it?
I was like, "Huh? Isn't he buying a Fender?"
Oh, yes, the white one.
Yes, it's Tsuchida-san!
Yes.
You use it!
It took me some time...
What else do you do with an instrument?
Oh, an ocarina!
With Inori-chan, I started learning how to play the guitar.
So I started learning how to play my own guitar, too.
I've been playing the piano for about eight years, so I can do it, but...
I thought it'd be nice if I could play an ocarina with a guitar.
So I started learning.
What about the ocarina?
What's your image of the ocarina?
The ocarina...
It's a little...
It's a little out of place.
It didn't work out? Why?
My breath and the ocarina's face don't match.
It's because you're so big, right?
That's right.
It cracked, didn't it?
It's because you're so big, right?
It's too big!
You have an Uemura trumpet, don't you?
It's an original instrument, isn't it?
It is, but...
I haven't seen it since the beginning.
Why don't you give it a try?
It's not something you can do alone.
I used to like the aquarium band.
If you had one?
Right?
Kira was also playing the trumpet.
I forced it, and the shape of my mouth changed, and I couldn't make a sound.
Is that how it is?
My mouthpiece had my lips in it.
All I could do was make a noise.
What?
It's cute!
Oh, I see.
I hope you can do it.
Right?
I hope you can do it.
It's not a secret game, though.
Right.
Who can play an instrument?
I used to play the piano.
Oh, you played the piano.
Yes.
I also played the piano a little.
Oh, you played the piano.
I also played the piano.
You played the piano. What about you, Saito?
You play the piano a lot.
I also play the trombone.
I also played the trombone a little.
You play the trombone and the trumpet, don't you?
And you play the piano about five times, don't you?
But you have a bad balance.
The next item is "merry-lift".
It's a machine that holds or loosens the fascia of the face.
You have a picture of it, don't you?
Yes, I do.
Here it is.
Oh, it's EMS.
Yes, it is.
I personally thought that I didn't want to have muscles on my face,
so I bought it because I thought it would be good for my face.
Yama is still putting a lot of effort in beauty.
Yes, she also does things like electrosurfing.
We asked Yama how she uses this beauty tool and how she usually looks like.
It's fun, isn't it?
It's scary.
My eyes are popping out.
Your eyes are popping out.
It's amazing.
What are you doing?
Your eyes are popping out.
What is this?
If you drop it, your eyeballs will pop out.
I'm trained in television.
Half of your eyeballs will pop out.
It's warm, isn't it?
Oh, you scared me.
You scared me.
I thought you were wearing a mask.
You scared me.
I thought you were wearing a mask.
What is it?
I can't understand what you're saying.
It's like a horror movie.
It's like "SNOW".
I couldn't understand a single word you said.
Really?
You were talking about something, but I couldn't understand you.
I thought you were wearing a mask.
My eyes pop out because of the pressure.
Your eyes pop out?
Yes.
There are a lot of things.
Yes, there are.
I'm scared.
What did you do in the end?
Did you change your direction?
I didn't do that.
There's a monster in the back.
Yes.
It's like...
The mysterious object that shocked the studio is...
It's a palm tree that was presented in a previous program.
It wasn't like this.
It's withered, isn't it?
It's just a little weak.
This one?
What is it?
She's getting older!
Scary!
Wait, this is...
What is it?
Is it getting bigger?
When I received it, it looked like it was going to hit the ceiling.
But when I noticed it, it was a little lower than my eyes.
Why?
But it's not dead.
It seems like it's still alive.
Let's call a plant specialist and do a project to revive it.
That's tough!
So, we'll take it somewhere else.
When it's grown up to a certain extent, we'll take it back.
And then...
If you notice it, you'll take off your glasses.
After a moment, Onuma becomes interesting again.
These two will loop forever.
What's up with you?
Onuma family's plant revival project will be held somewhere again.
Is there anyone who wants to try it? Yaman.
What about Masumoto? Have you done it before?
No, but my facial expressions are soft, so I don't need it.
Certainly.
Oh, great!
It's really big!
It's like Jim Carrey!
It's straight!
It's like Jim Carrey!
Great!
You haven't done it before, have you?
My voice is small, so I try to make a big reaction.
When I'm talking with people, I do like...
Great!
My ears, eyes, nose and mouth also move.
Great!
Only my ears move.
Wow, great!
My head, upper body and eye blink are very fast.
Wow, great!
Great!
My nose also moves.
My mouth also moves.
Your mouth is great!
While you're talking...
Can you do it while you're talking?
Wow, great!
Great!
You can ask Masumoto for it.
It's not a product.
Saito is interested in it.
Can you move your face like Masumoto did?
Mouth, mouth!
It's cute!
Blink, blink!
It's like a normal person.
That's right!
Then, let's try it!
I'll do it!
It's starting!
This is level one.
Should I raise it more?
I'm doing it at level ten.
Let's try five.
One, two, three, four...
Ah! Ah! Ah!
My eyes opened!
It's working!
Does it hurt?
No, it doesn't hurt.
It doesn't feel like it's moving under my control.
It's moving on its own.
Will there be any change?
Let's wait for ten minutes and see how it goes.
What kind of house is your house like?
My house is like...
"the girls' house".
It's white, dull pink and grey.
When I coordinate my house,
if it's pink,
I get tired,
so I put dull pink on my cushion.
Or a carpet.
Yes.
Has anyone been to a big house?
Ah, Masumoto, I see.
What is it like?
There are about three shelves lined up in the back,
but there is a bed in front of it,
so I don't think that shelf will open.
I don't like it when you look at it like that.
It's really cute in terms of color.
There are takoyaki tools,
and things for cooking sweets,
so I think it's a girls' house.
What is it?
What are you doing?
Are you putting on a band-aid?
It changed!
Ah, so that's what it is!
Wow, your lips are amazing!
But I feel like my eyes are open now.
It's working.
Wow!
Not yet?
Will there be any change in Saito's expression?
Will there be any change in Saito's expression in 10 minutes?
Please move your face.
His mouth is moving a lot.
His face is moving a lot.
Open your eyes.
What is it?
The mouth was very easy to understand.
But the width is different.
That's right.
It's completely different.
The width of the mouth is different.
It's growing.
It's completely different.
The mouth is moving all the time.
The face has been loosened up a lot, hasn't it?
I feel like my eyes and vision have opened up.
If you are interested, please give it a try.
The next item is a stepper.
It's a tool for aerobic exercise that you can do while standing up and playing on the spot.
I bought it because I wanted to make it a habit every morning.
I gave it to you, but you have it all.
We have everything.
I'm glad you said that.
Let's recreate how you actually use it.
I ride this every morning at 1 a.m.
I've been looking at today's script while riding it.
Why did you buy it in the first place?
I love watching muscle training YouTubers.
Macho people say that if you do aerobic exercise in the morning, you will burn fat.
I bought it because I wanted to try it.
Do you watch macho YouTubers?
Yes, I love it.
Muscle YouTubers, right?
That's right.
I watch them.
Muscle YouTubers are interesting.
Is there anyone else you like?
I like women.
I like CHAPPY.
She has a beautiful face.
She has a beautiful body.
Isn't she a bodybuilder?
CHAPPY!
She has a beautiful face.
She is beautiful.
I like CHAPPY's back the most.
Her back is very beautiful.
What kind of video is CHAPPY's video?
What kind of training do you teach here?
Do you do it together at home?
No, we don't do it at all.
I don't think you do it at all.
I like watching you do it.
Chapi-san just fell down from this pose.
It's a beautiful pose, isn't it?
It looks like her back at that time.
Next, the bomb item of Koike's QOL is a large book.
It's also a large book.
Does it explode suddenly?
It's hard for me to carry my luggage.
It's hard for me to bring water up from below.
So, I put it in a large book and bring it up.
Speaking of which, you brought it up.
There is also a large book.
You can do anything with it.
Do you still use it?
Yes, I use it almost every day.
Do you use it that much?
When I'm really depressed, I put a bomb in a case and put it on top of this.
You put a bomb in a case and put it on top of this.
Next, the bomb item of Osaka's QOL is a teddy bear chair.
I fell in love at first sight and asked my parents to buy it for me.
It's really cute.
There is also a picture of it.
It's a thick material.
It's cute, but...
When did you buy it?
I bought it when I was in middle school.
You used it neatly.
It's very useful.
She also brought a real thing.
The angle you're looking at now is the angle of Sphinx.
You're right.
She's looking at me like crazy.
Do you sit like this?
How do you do it?
This is my back.
But I fall like this.
So I sit on the wall.
This is the picture you took when you were using it.
It's really close.
Don't you feel sorry for Kuma-e?
Not at all.
As expected of a dance game host.
How about you, Kyoro-chan?
The chocolate ball...
Oh, you're right!
My dad collects angels all the time.
What kind of job is that?
Collecting angels?
Is it an angel hunter job?
How many gold and silver do you need?
I collect a lot of angels.
But I didn't apply for it at all.
That Kyoro-chan feeling.
But I was told to make a blog story.
She sent me this Kyoro-chan feeling.
But I really don't know how to use it.
It's embarrassing to make a blog story.
She's kind.
Does she send you anything else?
Once, my mom sent me a wig and false eyelashes.
I put them on stuffed animals and made a blog story.
Why did you make such a blog story?
She always talks about blog stories.
Mom, you're also a blog coordinator, aren't you?
Yes, I am.
Let's sit in Kuma's chair.
She's so cute.
Isn't her back low?
Her back is not low.
It's not low.
Can you change the angle?
No, you can't.
There's no back line.
That's why you have to stick it to the wall.
If you do like this, Kuma will do like this.
What's wrong with you, Kuma?
Kuma!
He's angry.
He's apologizing to you.
You should apologize to him.
You look like a team leader with a bitter look on your face.
He's a little angry.
Sit down, Morita.
Excuse me.
Here you are. It's a bear material from Kosaka.
Oh, but it's thicker than I thought.
Thicker?
But it's thick.
But it's good.
It's a cute image from behind.
That's right.
It may be better than I thought.
It's good. Is the size right?
That's right.
If you don't need a backrest, it's good at all.
The bear is laughing a little bit.
Look at it.
It's laughing.
It's scary.
Why?
It's scary.
It's laughing.
It looked like this earlier.
It was angry, but it was angry.
It's laughing.
It's strange.
Why?
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It's really cute.
What are you collecting?
There is something I'm seriously collecting.
Animal clothes.
It's cute.
It's made of iron.
There is a writer who makes steel-made animals.
His animals are amazing and cute.
The other day, I bought a gorilla.
It's cute.
A ninja dachshund in the bathroom.
It's cute.
But it's very heavy because it's made of iron.
My three-year-old son dropped it from the table.
The ninja dachshund's tail almost hit the floor.
It's scary.
The ninja dachshund almost hit me.
But it's very cute.
It looks good.