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This program presents books that changed members' lives.
In the first half of the program, Matsuda becomes a positive thinker.
In the second half of the program, Masumoto presents a famous boxing manga.
In the third half of the program, Inoue Oonuma presents a great book.
In addition, two books will be released this time.
Members' favorite items will be released one after another.
If so, is it a cherry blossom?
Inoue introduces an elementary school student's Bible.
This is the book that changed my life.
Tomoko Nishimura sensei's "Gokujou Mecha Mote Inchou".
- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.
- You know it? - Nice to meet you.
- Does everyone know it? - Nice to meet you.
This is a manga that all girls in their 20s know.
Is it a manga that only elementary school students can read?
- Yes, it is. - Is it a manga?
- It was serialized in "Ciao!". - "Ciao!", I see.
The content of the manga is "Mecha Mote Machigai Nasu no Tekuniku ga Mansai"
- It is a manga about love at school. - I want to know it.
- I learned "Motel" and "something" from this manga. - I see.
- I wonder what it is. - It's so annoying.
- There are seminars like "sagi" seminars, right? - No, there aren't.
- There are no seminars like "sagi" seminars, right? - No, there aren't.
- It has a lot of techniques that you can use in your daily life. - I see.
- I also practice a lot of things. - I see.
- For example... - What?
- I learn how to do my nails and makeup. - You're an elementary school student and you know that manga?
- You know about that manga. - I do know about it.
Since I became an adult, I have studied the lifting of an eyelasher or lip glosses and I learned about it in this manga.
Did you know about them when you were in elementary school?
- No, I didn't know that. - No, I didn't know that.
- I did know about them because I'm very popular. - I knew that too.
- Because you are popular. - Because you are popular.
Among them, there is an impressive technique that I remember very well.
That is this.
Ta-da!
This is how you eat a motel cake.
In the case of a cake with a film,
insert a fork into the film and wrap it around.
Fold the film and put it inside the cake.
It means "it's beautiful".
I've seen it before.
It's the same as how they used to fry Nozaki's corned beef, isn't it?
Nozaki's corned beef doesn't appear in "Mecha- motei- in-cho" anymore!
I didn't say anything like "hamster"!
I didn't say anything like "Nozaki's corned beef"!
Can they really be popular?
Let's ask "Mecha-motei-in-no-i" to do it for us!
Thank you for the food.
Can you do it?
Here you go.
Aren't you too shy?
You can do it!
Mecha-motei-in-no-i
You can do it!
Mecha-motei-in-no-i
What are you doing?
It's embarrassing, so don't do it!
Take it off with your hands!
Don't do it with your hands!
Didn't I tell you to eat it with your hands?
It's difficult, isn't it?
I don't know!
It's difficult, isn't it?
While gaining such popularity techniques,
there is one more book that was influenced by it.
It's "Himigyaru Paradise" by Akira Wao.
Do you know it?
Yes, I know it.
This story is about a girl named Himeko,
who had a plain high school life,
meets a Himigyaru man, a landlord, and...
A strawberry?
The main character is a plain high school girl,
who meets a landlord and works hard for fashion.
Actually, I've been longing for gyaru since I was little.
I wanted to be Tomomi Itano.
Tomoji!
I have a picture of me when I was longing for gyaru.
I'd like to show you.
Here it is.
Cute!
At that time, I thought this kind of piece looked like a gyaru,
so I tried to make it a little higher piece.
How old are you?
I think I'm in the fourth grade of elementary school.
When you're in the fourth grade of elementary school, you long for gyaru.
You're that generation.
It seems that there is a wonderful dream on top of longing for gyaru.
I want to be such a gyaru,
and I still long for it so much that I want to dye my hair blonde.
But there is a reason why I can't do it.
It doesn't look good on me desperately.
I don't know.
You've never done it, have you?
I've never done it. It may be just my imagination.
It's hard for me to dye my hair blonde.
If you say it looks good on me today,
I'd like to keep my hair blonde as it is.
So I prepared a blonde wig for you today.
I'd like you to judge it for me.
If it looks good on me, I'd like to debut with blonde hair.
Until you look back,
three, two, one, go!
It doesn't look good on you.
It doesn't look good on me.
It's too much.
No, no, you're wrong.
Your head is too big.
It's not blonde hair. It's too much.
It's too much.
How about you, Ms. Kei?
Does it look good on me desperately?
It doesn't look good on you desperately.
It's weird, isn't it?
She said it's weird, isn't it?
Don't laugh at me!
She said it's weird, isn't it?
They look good together.
They're like Roland and Inoue.
You're already doing Roland and Inoue.
I've been longing for Roland.
You've been longing for Roland?
You've been longing for Gals and you've been longing for Roland?
Inoue or Inoue or Inoue or Inoue or Inoue?
The only choice is Inoue!
It is said that Inoue learned the positive spirit of a gal who turns adversity into an opportunity in this manga.
I would like to use the gal spirit I learned in this manga in my idol activities in the future as well.
That's all for "The Book That Made Me".
How about you, Tencha?
I couldn't think of anything to say.
Really? I couldn't think of anything to say even before I put on my wig.
That's a problem with your pronunciation, isn't it?
"The Book That Changed Your Life" is...
"The Book That Changed My Life" is...
Ta-dah!
Here it is!
Oh, "Queen's".
Yes, "Queen's" second volume.
That's quite a while ago.
Yes, it is.
About two years ago,
I wanted to be funny,
so I bought it used.
Used?
That was two years ago.
Reading this book changed me dramatically.
I'll tell you about it later.
Later.
Yes, that's right.
It's so funny, so I always have Ueda-san's comments...
Yes, Ueda-san's comments...
There are various phrases, aren't there?
I really love Ueda-san.
So, I usually watch a lot of radio and TV,
and I write down a lot of statements.
Yes.
I thought I wanted to remember those comments.
So, when I was at my parents' house,
I asked my mom to give me a test.
What do you mean?
This is a memo I took a year and a half or two years ago.
I wrote it down and gave it to my mom,
and she asked me questions about it.
How did you ask her questions?
For example, if it's dark outside,
Is it the night of the Edo period?
I don't know why, but I feel like Ueda-san slipped.
Please take a look at this memo.
She really wrote it at the time.
Yes, she did.
She wrote a lot of things.
Yes, she did.
Ueda-san is amazing.
You're right.
Let's show this to Ueda-san.
He'll be happy.
No, he'll be embarrassed.
He'll say, "Burn it!"
What's this?
"Mom," "Sister," "Sister."
- What is this? - I don't know!
I don't know!
Wait a minute, that's a little embarrassing.
- Cute! - Cute!
Cute!
What's up with this situation in France?
It's a little dirty!
- Give it back! - Here you go!
You're giving it to me?
Here you go.
We'll have you show us your private memo again next time.
The content of the book is written down as to how you came up with the idea of saying it.
For example, I've written a lot of compliments,
and there are two that I like.
The first one is...
Bacon...be...beacon lettuce egg tsukune rice burger.
Isn't that wrong?
Beacon...
I'll say the truth.
You can't say that kind of thing.
Beacon...
It's not easy.
It's written in the episode.
Ueda-san asked a stranger the way and it was explained for a long time.
So he said it.
Bacon...be...beacon lettuce egg tsukune rice burger.
I thought he was a genius to say such a long sentence so quickly.
I was shocked by his testimony.
Shocked?
I chose another one.
Ore wa amika?
I've heard of both of them.
They are very famous in Ueda-kai, aren't they?
I didn't know about it at first.
When I looked it up, it was a song by a singer.
Female Duo
It's a song called "I'll wait."
"Wait" is a famous song.
I thought he was a genius to say such a long sentence so quickly.
He is a genius.
When I saw his testimony, I realized I wasn't suitable for it.
You realized it there.
You finally realized it.
It's amazing.
No matter how many times you die, you can't beat it.
It's better than "no matter how many times you die, you can't beat it."
As a woman who has experienced failure many times in her life,
she makes up her mind here.
It is...
When I saw it, I gave up my testimony and made up my mind like this.
Ta-da!
From now on, I'll be more humorous than I used to be.
After reading this, I started thinking about being humorous than I used to be.
What do you mean by humorous than you used to be?
So, from now on, I'll be more humorous than I used to be, so please support me.
Maybe all of them are humorous than you used to be.
"Because of egg burger" and all of them are humorous than you used to be.
Do you want me to shake my head?
I'll be happy even if you discriminate me.
You'll be happy, won't you?
Well, it's a fact...
- Fact. - It's a fact, but...
- Fact. - Fact, yes.
All right, that's all!
These are the books I wrote!
I see.
This program is brought to you by Sony Music and...
I'll leave it at the entrance!
...the following sponsors.
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
- Well, Tamura, you've done a lot of QOLs, haven't you? - Yes, I've done a lot of QOLs.
- How many have you done? - Out of 100, 101.
101?!
- QOLs are amazing! - Thank you.
- How about you, Lena? - I've done about 102, too.
- Wow! - Amazing!
I lost!
- How about you, Q-Hub? - One million!
- One million?! - One million?!
- She's like Frieza! - Wow!
What's up with this illicit conversation?
QOLs...
QOLs are the quality of life.
In this program, Sakurazaka members will introduce...
...the items they use to raise their QOLs.
Here is the first item to raise your QOLs!
LATENCESTOOL
I don't know what LATENCESTOOL is.
Who is this?
Is this you, Ten-chan?
You have LATENCESTOOL, too?
Isn't it too early for you?
Really?
I think you all have seen it at least once.
LATENCESTOOL?
Yes.
If you look at it...
Oh, you have it?
Yes, I have a picture of it.
It's funny.
Is it a chair?
LATENCESTOOL?
Yes.
If you go to a hot spring, you can put it in a hot spring bath.
Did you buy it?
Yes, I did.
I like hot springs a lot.
I used to go with my super-saint a lot.
But now, it's hard for me to go to a hot spring.
I want to feel the hot springs.
If you want to feel the hot springs...
You can put it in a hot spring bath.
In a hot spring bath?
You can put it in a hot spring bath.
You can put it under a hot spring.
You can put it under a firewood chair, too.
Do you use it?
Yes.
I see.
You can feel like you're in a hot spring.
You can feel like you're out of a hot spring.
It takes me a lot of time to dry my hair.
When I stand up, I get really tired.
So I dry my hair while sitting down.
I'm glad I bought it.
Did you bring it today?
I forgot it.
You promised you'd bring it, but you forgot it.
You promised your staff, didn't you?
I got a call the day before.
I thought I would forget it.
But I forgot it.
Why did you leave it at the entrance?!
Leave it at the entrance and tomorrow leave it at the door.
I will never forget it.
It's not a school!
It's work!
Don't forget it again!
I want to make a video of it.
What kind of video?
A video of you sitting on the floor?
I didn't ask you to make it in front of me.
That's right.
The chair...
Here is LATAN SAFE STOOL.
Some members seem to be interested in it.
FUWANOTSU, do you want it?
It takes me a lot of time and I get tired after taking a bath.
I thought it would be easier if I hurried up.
Don't you need LATAN SAFE STOOL, MASUMOTO?
I don't need it.
I don't want to waste my time by sitting down.
MASUMOTO wants to go home and go to bed.
I think LATAN SAFE STOOL is a place where you can wash your hands.
I don't want to sit down.
I want to make good use of my time.
You are wasting your time.
The next item is a wooden bench.
I like vintage shops.
I want my house to be like a vintage shop.
I want it to be like a secret base.
It looks fashionable.
There is a picture of it.
It's fashionable.
It's different from what I expected.
You don't sit down.
I sit down and record songs and put things in my cabin.
I also decorate my house.
It looks expensive.
I bought it at a recycle shop.
It's fashionable.
It's fashionable that you can wear it.
When do you sit down?
When I walk around my house and I'm tired, I sit down and drink tea.
You record how you use it.
It's cool.
There is still more.
This is also a great item of HABU.
What is this?
This is a cart.
Is it all vintage?
It's vintage.
It looks like a shop.
It's fashionable.
I put my usual clothes in it.
I also put clothes I don't wear anymore in it.
You put clothes you don't wear anymore in your interior.
You put a lot of things in it.
I usually throw things in my bag.
You don't know this, do you?
I don't have this idea in my head in the first place.
I was thinking of copying everything.
If you make one mistake, it will be difficult.
It may be too early for me.
Let's go slowly.
I don't need it.
It's so fashionable that I don't think I can handle it.
Can't you handle it?
I can't handle it.
Next, Tamura's QOL bomb item is an automatic cooking pot.
There is an automatic cooking pot, and most of the cooking is completed with it.
So, even if you can't cook, you can make anything with it.
- Really? - Yes.
- You put it in and cook it? - Yes.
You can cook brown rice, low-temperature cooking, and you can grill or stir-fry it. You can do anything with it.
It comes with a lot of recipes.
You don't have to cut it or put it in.
- What did you make? - Chicken breast.
- I made it with low-temperature cooking. - Low - temperature.
- Doesn't it look delicious? - It looks delicious.
I made meat from takos meat and made it into tofu.
- I just put it in. - Wait a minute.
Is there a table with this dish on it?
- Isn't it Tenchan's dish? - No.
- It's a finished dish. - It's a finished dish.
- Does it come with a table? - I forgot about it in the store.
- It's a low-temperature cooking tool. - It's a low-temperature cooking tool.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
- When you use fire, you have to watch it all the time, right? - That's right.
- You have to stir it all the time. - I leave it all alone.
So you leave the cooking to them and what do you do in the meantime?
- I really like cleaning my room. - Really?
- I clean the floor and the bathroom every morning. - I see.
I also clean under the bathtub.
- I clean there once every few days. - I see.
- I like it so much that I do it all the time. - You're curious about it, right?
- I'm curious about it. - You like cleanliness.
Are there any other useful goods?
I didn't know about it at all.
I strongly recommend it for beginners.
The reason why I don't want to cook is that I don't like washing dishes.
I thought I could wash only one washing machine.
Why don't you buy a dishwasher?
I see.
Put it down.
But I think it's useful.
That's right.
What about you, Momoka?
I don't like fire.
Do you use all your firepower?
I don't want to burn it, but I burn it.
I don't like it and I don't want to make it.
I think you can cook even if you buy a dishwasher.
What?
I think you can close the lid of the dishwasher with great force.
Yes, I put a lot of firewood in it.
It's like you can't open the lid of the dishwasher at all.
Is Karin's daily life too scary?
It's scary.
Karin's QOL bomb item is a shredder.
Recently, I bought a shredder.
Until now, I got important materials and tore them up and threw them away.
My mom said it wasn't good, so I bought it.
I listen to the sound before I go to bed and go to bed.
It's like an orgol.
Does the shredder make such a good sound?
It's comfortable, isn't it?
That's right.
I like it.
They took a video of Shredder listening to it every night.
It's scary, isn't it?
It's kind of scary.
It's scary.
It's kind of scary.
The way you put it in is kind of scary. It's a mess.
It's scary, it's scary, it's scary.
It's pretty loud.
It's scary, it's scary, it's scary.
You just put in a divorce notice, didn't you?
I'm not going to break up with you.
It's scary.
Do you like the sound of bandaging and fine-tuning your hair?
Yes, I do.
The machine's sound calms me down.
I'm the type of person who's really bad at falling asleep.
I cut this kind of sound every day and go to sleep.
Do you have a bandage?
I have one, too.
I gave it the name "Bandage Cutter".
At first, I was cute with Mr. Fujiuchi and let him eat orange paper.
I also break up lyrics and setlist for live performances.
So, I can easily fill up a 45-liter garbage bag.
You break up a lot of stuff.
You eat a lot of food.
Do you want some?
What kind of hair makes you happy?
I'm okay with a "hotchkiss".
So, when I give him a "hotchkiss", he's like "gatagatagata" and happy.
Is that happy?
Gatagatagata!
Do you want it?
I do.
I've been thinking about it a lot lately.
I really want it.
What will you name it?
Why do you want me to name it?
I don't need a name.
"Matsuda".
"Matsuda Cutter"?
"Matsuda Cutter".
It's a good name.
That's right.
"Matsu Dungeon".
She jumped in.
What did you say?
"Matsu Dungeon".
It's decided.
Thank you.
I'm glad.
"Matsu Dungeon".
Thank you.
"Matsu Dungeon".
Thank you.
It's a good name.
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Don't you have anything that will cheer you up?
Tsuchida-san seems like he has a lot of things.
It's time for you to say it!
I was waiting for you to say it!
Something recent?
There is a robot vacuum cleaner called "Robo Rock".
I've never heard of it.
This is very good.
It has a strong suction power and it sprays water while cleaning.
It vibrates in between and puts pressure on it.
You can do it with an app.
For example, when I finish my work today and get in the car, the first thing I do is press the button on my smartphone.
Then the robot will call me at home.