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If you're there, Sakurazaka?
Sakurazaka Fourteen Six, welcome to Kousaka Mari's Death Game.
"Kousaka Mari's Death Game," which was held last time all of a sudden.
Participants will split up into three blocks of A, B, and C and challenge the game.
If they can survive until the last person, they will obtain luxurious goods.
However, if they fail the game, they will be humiliated.
Ouch!
My body was taken away.
So far, Inoue and Fujiyoshi have advanced to the finals.
Who will survive until the last person?
These five people are in Block C.
Oh, they're here.
As you know,
my mother loves heavy metal.
And when it comes to heavy metal,
it's Death Voice.
Masumoto, show them Death Voice.
Yes, ma'am!
Like this?
This time,
you will compete in how much Death Voice you can make.
If you lose,
"you will be labeled as a "non-living creature," "non- living food."
"You will be labeled as "non-living food.""
Non-living food?
From this hose that you are wearing,
you will be fired with fierce smoke.
Oh, no...
The rules are...
"even elementary school's "hatafuri toban" can't be recorded."
Ask that bald man over there.
Oh, I see!
With that,
good luck.
"Hatafuri"? What is that?
Hatafuri toban
I was a little nervous and couldn't do it well.
Marino-sama
might be listening to Haraichi's turn.
That's right.
It's been a while since I looked it up.
That's true.
Now, I will confirm the rules.
Draw a question mark,
"and answer it with a low-pitched "death voice" as much as possible."
Measure it with a meter,
and compete by how low the pitch is.
If it's more than your opponent's pitch,
you will be punished and eliminated.
The punishment is,
extremely sour udon noodles.
Extremely smelly udon noodles.
Wow, I don't like that.
That's right.
This time,
the professional of audio,
Mr. Muraoka,
will judge.
A mustache under a mask?!
That's pretty...
I thought you were eating something.
Is it better to have a low voice?
"This time, it's about "death voice","
so I'll just spread out my vocal cords,
and it's a special way of generating it,
so even if you have a low voice,
it's not always the case.
I see.
"It's a normal woman's "talking voice."
It's said that it's about 300Hz to 500Hz in the center.
If you can go this low,
what's a good low pitch?
If you can reach 150Hz,
you can say it's amazing.
First up is Morita.
Now, now, now,
question 9 o'clock.
Yes, please.
Here it is.
What makes you excited the most?
"I see." "I see."
So, Morita, what makes you excited the most?
Live performance.
Crayon Shin-chan's 'Bo-chan'.
Now, professor, what is the frequency now?
It's 222.5 hertz.
Oh, it's a little high.
Yes, it is. After all, 100 is good.
Yes, it is.
What makes Kobayashi angry recently?
What makes me angry recently is...
Don't play with my breath anymore.
I don't know this.
You didn't like it, did you?
"I got bored." "You got bored."
Now, professor, what is the frequency now?
Yes, it's 154 hertz.
Wow, it's high.
It's a high frequency.
So, Morita, it's your punishment.
It's fast.
It's the punishment of 'Gigi-kusa-udon'.
It's old-fashioned.
Oh, it's taken away.
Now, let's start.
Yes.
Masumoto, please.
It's hard.
It's quite high.
Bien?
It stinks!
What is that?
Hey, don't mess with me!
It's really funny!
You're the only one who says it's delicious!
It stinks!
I heard the biggest thing in my life!
Marino-sama!
The studio is already smelling like crap.
It was nice of you.
Onuma says...
DEATH BOYS!
and praises Tsuchi.
Oh, he's doing something.
He's punching a lot.
He's punching like he's releasing something.
Well then, Onuma, let's begin.
Please praise Tsuchi!
He's so cool.
Now, how many hertz was 'cool'?
131.5 hertz.
So, Onuma wins! Kobayashi loses!
Now, Masumoto, please!
Isn't it close?
This is it! This is it!
Kobayashi, what do you think?
Kakemoto, you're in trouble, too.
Masumoto is wandering around here.
I really want you to stop.
Isn't this just a penalty game distance?
But you're really not getting close.
Because it stinks.
It stinks.
Now, let's move on to Ozo!
It kind of stinks.
If you pass by, it'll stink.
"I'm surprised." "You don't like it, do you?" "I'm surprised."
Ozono is happy with a little bit of happiness in his daily life.
What is your little bit of happiness in your daily life?
Bath.
"What did you say?" "Bath?" "Long bath?" "Long bath."
How many hertz was your bath?
"217 hertz." "It's high!" "It's high!"
Masumoto, please!
"It really stinks!" "It really stinks!" "It really stinks!" "Does it smell that bad?"
"My hair stinks!" "My hair stinks and I don't like it!" "It'll smell bad until you wash it after you get home!"
Sugai will say something that will make you happy.
Sugai, what is something that will make you happy?
What is it?
My skin is beautiful.
How many hertz is it?
It is 202.5 hertz.
My skin is beautiful.
My skin is beautiful. It is 202.5 hertz.
Sugai will say something that will make you happy.
Please say it out loud.
It stinks!
She is very angry.
It stinks!
She is very angry.
It stinks!
Your head is covered with it, isn't it?
It's a smell I've never smelled before.
Masumoto!
Yes?
Do you still have some of it?
Yes, I do.
Take it out.
This program is brought to you by Sony Music and sponsors as follows.
Here are the three contestants in the final stage.
First of all, congratulations for winning the preliminary round.
When it comes to famous stories, it's "Iga Ninja".
"Iga Ninja"?
Next up is the "Hattori Hanzo Challenge".
"Hattori Hanzo Challenge"?
This kind of string is being used.
"Hattori Hanzo Challenge"?
It's been going on for a while now.
"Hattori Hanzo Challenge"?
What is it?
I don't want to see it.
"Hattori Hanzo Challenge"?
That's good.
"Hattori Hanzo Challenge"?
I don't know the color, but it looks good.
"Hattori Hanzo Challenge"?
Is it different?
The part is long.
I'm sorry.
"Hattori Hanzo Challenge"?
It's pretty long.
That's a good reaction.
"Hattori Hanzo Challenge"?
This is the game. Inoue, are you confident?
I really don't want to drink it.
That's right.
I really don't want to drink it. I'll become a ninja.
That's right.
Kanin-chan, you were lucky to win.
During the break, Yamasaki and Tamura were asking for food.
I'll do my best for them.
Do your best!
For them.
Kanos and Ten-chan don't need Kanin-chan to win.
She might say that to other winners.
That's right.
That's dirty.
Marino-sama, is this allowed?
You don't look like you've won anything.
I wasn't listening.
That's Marino-sama's mistake!
That's right.
Listen while we're recording!
You should always be aware of that!
That's right.
The first contestant is Fujiyoshi.
What do you think of this course?
I'm not confident about it.
The ropes that are twisted up and down are set for the final stage.
Passing them will be extremely difficult.
I'll do my best.
Kanin-chan, let's go!
Ready...
Start!
There's no time limit, right?
There's no time limit.
Slowly...
Be careful!
It looks surprisingly difficult from the start.
Be careful!
While everyone is teaching her...
Kanin-chan!
Everyone, be careful!
Down! Down!
In front! In front!
Okay, okay.
Good job.
Be careful!
Maybe you should crouch and do it like this.
The sleeves are quite dangerous.
After that...
I think it's better to go under.
I see.
She's going there.
It's quite good.
She found a good course.
She's like an athlete.
Have you ever seen this?
It's easy.
You should do it with your feet facing the other side.
I see.
Right.
Don't let your body go out of the course.
Go forward.
She's good.
Wait a minute.
Slowly.
She's good.
She's quite good.
What should I do?
The sleeves are dangerous.
Slowly.
You can do it.
Be careful.
Can you do it?
Be careful of your head.
You can do it.
She can do it.
Be careful of your head.
She's good.
She's like Hattori Hanson.
It's possible.
You can do it.
She's good.
You can do it.
She's like a gun tank.
You can do it.
Go to the left.
You can do it.
Go to the head.
Wait a minute.
You can do it.
Slowly.
She can do it.
She's good.
She's great.
You can do it.
You're like Hattori Hanzon.
Go to the right.
The staff is impatient.
She's like Katz.
She's like a laser.
She's great.
She's cool.
She can do it.
What should we do?
Go to the back.
You can do it.
Hattori Hanzon Challenge.
You can do it.
She's like a goalkeeper.
Go to the back.
Go little by little.
She's a genius.
She did it.
She did it in 5 minutes and 43 seconds.
Wow.
I don't know. Was it fun?
I don't remember it being that long.
We all cheered for her.
If you don't clear it earlier than Fujiyoshi...
Death juice.
Karin, how do you feel now?
I have to win in time.
That's right.
I have to be careful.
Speed game. I want to score a goal at the right time.
Then, Inoue's Hattori Hanzo Challenge. Ready, start!
You can do it! You can do it!
It's pretty small.
You can do it! You can do it!
That's right, but it's probably there.
Right? Because it's the biggest hole.
Time's up! Time's up!
I didn't think you'd do it like that.
But it's probably there.
Right? Because it's the biggest hole.
Time's up!
And with that, the penalty game is Kousaka and Mari's death drink!
Thank you for the drink.
Put it all in! Put it all in!
Put it all in!
In front of Inoue.
What is this?
What does it taste like?
To be honest...
It's pretty bad.
Can Onuma clear it faster than Fujiyoshi?
That's what happened to Inoue.
When I saw Inori-chan, I thought we should take the first step seriously.
That's right.
It's kind of amazing.
It has a weird taste.
Something weird gets stuck in here and everything remains.
And my mouth smells.
Let's start Onuma's death drink challenge.
Let's do it.
Ready...
Start!
Go for it!
It's fine. It's fine.
It's fine.
Shoot!
Why didn't you shoot to the right?
It's fine. It's fine.
The high school has taken notice of it.
A mistake in communication.
The girl is eliminated.
Please drink it all at once.
Go for it!
Wait a minute.
What is it? What is it?
But, but, but...
The winner of the final stage is Karin Fujiyoshi.
Thank you very much!
Thank you very much.
Finally, she is in the stadium.
So, once again, Karin, you won the championship.
How do you feel now?
I'm happy that Yamasaki and Tamura will let me eat delicious food.
You're giving it to them, aren't you?
You're so kind.
I'm glad you made it this far.
First of all, let me praise you.
But, it's not over yet.
The final stage will be directly challenged by me.
It's a quiet target, so I'll do my best.
F-1 showdown.
If I can run a course with obstacles in this car and goal before me, I'll clear the death game.
If I can clear it, as promised, I'll give you a luxurious product.
Well then, I'll head over there, so wait for me for a while.
I'm scared! I'm scared!
I'm scared!
It's getting dark! This stage!
It's dark!
Where is it?
It's Marino!
It's coming! It's racing Marino!
It's a Marino kart, isn't it?
Marino kart!
It's really a Marino kart!
It's a Marino kart!
Thank you for your hard work!
You're full of motivation, aren't you, Marino?
It's small, isn't it? It's small, isn't it?
Motivation is sufficient.
She's saying "it's small" and "it's cute" from various places.
Don't laugh!
I'm sorry!
It's a pretty good outfit for a toy car, isn't it?
She also has a helmet.
Her legs are like racing shoes.
Her anus is always like "my legs are small! My legs are small!"
She's cute!
She's like a baby!
Marino is weak!
Karin-chan...
Yes?
Can you go against this motivated Marino?
I think I can win.
She doesn't look like she can win.
I'll explain the course.
First, you start.
Then you go around like this.
Then you go S-shaped.
S-shaped.
S-shaped continues.
It continues.
S-shaped continues.
It's a flat hoop zone.
If you can do a flat hoop for 10 seconds, you can continue.
Does it have anything to do with Mie Prefecture?
Mie Prefecture's flat hoop is...
It's my specialty.
She said it's her specialty.
Masumoto is cheering for her.
She passes Masumoto's cheering zone.
She climbs up and goes down and scores!
Marino-san, you're making it an in-course course.
It's advantageous for you.
I'm the host, so it's definitely an in-course course, right?
I see.
Is it okay for you to be the host?
It's the same here, but I'm in the back of the flat hoop zone.
I see. You have to use your own color, blue.
I have to use blue.
Can you do a flat hoop, Karin-chan?
I haven't done it before, so it's disadvantageous for me.
Is it okay for you, Marino-san?
It has nothing to do with it.
You're so cute, Marino-san.
You're so excited, Marino-sama!
Marino-sama, you're such an interesting person!
Let's start the race, shall we?
I was surprised, but you didn't wear a helmet and just left it there.
Marino-sama, this is...
I wouldn't use it on a road like this.
You didn't need it, right?
You brought it because you thought it was cool, right?
Don't listen to him!
Are you ready?
Let's go!
Osaka-Marino Death Game Final Race!
Let's go! Feet Kicking F1 Race!
Ready...
Start!
Marino-sama is fast!
He's fast!
Marino-sama is a little behind!
Can Marino-san do it?
He's good! He's surprisingly good!
He's doing it! He's doing it!
Ten seconds! Not yet! Not yet!
A little more! A little more!
What's wrong?
Marino-sama is stable!
Go! Go! Go!
That's good! That's good!
This way! This way!
The fish don't move! The fish don't move!
Marino-sama is stable! Go!
Go! Go!
Marino-sama is stable! Go!
That was a good race!
That was terrible!
With that said, Karin-chan wins!
Karin-chan's course was wonderful!
Basically, she was in the course all the time.
When I was in the course and she was out of the course, I was really worried about covering her.
It's fun! It's an honor to have beaten you, Marino-sama!
Thank you!
Marino-sama, you lost.
It's a result of humiliation.
Marino-sama, you're a writer! You're a writer!
Not at all!
It's decidedly impossible for you!
You pushed me! I suddenly wanted to turn it off!
You pushed me!
You were kind!
Thank you!
You have a deep bond!
This is it!
The masterpiece of wide screen!
This program was brought to you by Sony Music and my sponsors.
Marino-sama, will you regularly play this death game?
I want to play it!
Marino-sama looks excited!
Was it fun?
It was a lot of fun!
This has been "Kousaka Marino Death Game"! Thank you!