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Soko Magattara, Sakura Zaka?
"Sakura" has started this week as well.
Soko Magattara, Sakura Zaka?
"Shikai no Same" and "Pure Sei"
And these girls are "Sakura-chan"!
Ready, go!
"Kakugen"!
That's right, that's right!
It's like we were told about this project beforehand!
I think we should announce "Kakugen" first!
Ah, we totally forgot about it!
We forgot about it!
I think I'll do it like this...
Ah! You showed it!
I'll explain it all!
You showed it!
I'll explain it all here, and if you look in the back, Shoji-san is doing it!
And with that, today's project is...
The "Kakugen" presentation I learned in life!
"Kakugen"!
"Kakugen"! "Kakugen"!
Yes, instead of Sabe-san, I will explain it!
Including Keyakizaka period, it has been seven years since it was formed, and four years have passed since second generation joined.
Moreover, everyone is at a good age and have gained life experience in their own way!
So, this time, I would like you to write down and announce the lessons of life you would like to teach everyone by heart, which you have learned from previous experiences!
Life's seniors, Tsuchi, will judge in three stages!
- You are an adult, right? - Yes, I am an adult woman.
- I was counting with my fingers just now. - Eh, it has been seven years!
- It has been seven years! - Wow!
- You haven't changed at all!
- You have grown up, haven't you? - Are you all right?
- Eh? - In the first place, these girls don't know "big boss".
- I think they don't even know the meaning of "kakugen" in "big boss". - Certainly!
- "Kakugen" is quite difficult, isn't it? - They don't even know "big boss"!
Then, let's announce it right away! First of all...
- Ozeki! - Yes, Ozeki-san!
- Go for it! - You can do it, right? - Yes!
- Ozeki, please announce it! - Eh?!
- Are you all right? - Are you all right?
- Wow! - Ozeki!
- You have grown up in seven years! - Ozeki!
- Until the show started, you were lying on your side, weren't you? - That's right!
- I told you to put it under your chair a little while ago! - Ozeki is amazing!
- As expected of Ozeki! - But I'm proud of Ozeki!
- Wonderful! - Wonderful!
- Then, let's move on! - Yes!
- Let's move on! - Let's move on!
Thanks to Ozeki's sitting position, other members also got involved in "kokegei" competition!
But before that...
Let's go back to the main subject and look at Ozeki's speech!
- This is the main subject! - Ah, I'm sorry!
Then, Ozeki-sensei, please give us your speech!
The lesson I learned in life...
Is this!
"Remain in my memory rather than record it"!
Wow!
Her handwriting is really beautiful.
What does this mean, Sensei?
This is something I want to say to my peers and juniors who will be joining us in the future.
Before, I ran from the studio to the whipped cream stand and jumped into it.
At the time of the incident, right?
Yes, that's the phrase I said at the time.
Oh, there was such a phrase?
It's like "Remain in my memory rather than record it", like "Oh my!".
"Oh my" is such a terrible phrase!
It became a terrible phrase, but it's really like that.
Of course, winning or recording is important in a match,
but I think it's more exciting to leave a mark.
That's right. That's what variety is about.
That's right.
We're not really trying to win or lose.
That's right.
But if you're serious about it and you don't win, you might lose.
That's right.
You noticed it, didn't you, Ozeki?
It was too late for me to notice it at all,
so I'd be happy if you could keep it somewhere in your heart.
I knew it from the beginning, so even if I did a lot of things like measuring my physical strength,
I thought I'd be using a lot of high-tech techniques like drooling or weird ways of running.
No, you didn't.
It's still in my memory.
That was serious!
I drooled when I got on the list course.
There's a video of you doing it, so let's watch it.
I'd like to see it.
Wow, it's nostalgic.
I think I might be able to do it.
They're a little old-fashioned.
It was an old-fashioned battle.
One, two...
There it is!
It's fast!
It's crazy!
It's fast!
It's a save, isn't it?
I thought it was going to fly off somewhere.
But it's still in my memory.
That's good.
It's still in my memory.
She's still alive.
I see.
She remembers it.
You said you were a woman.
I said it!
She's good at saving the seats.
It's beautiful.
Is there anything you've been doing recently?
Recently, I've been doing what we did in the team match the other day.
The "omikoshi" thing.
The team that brought the most "omikoshi"s was the most interesting, wasn't it?
That's right, that's right.
It's like the first page of a textbook, isn't it?
That's right, it's like a textbook of variety shows, isn't it?
That's right, that's right.
Is there anyone else who is conscious of this?
In the past, I used to think about how I and Akane Mori would be treated every time.
Did you have an answer at that time?
But still, not everything is true, isn't it?
Wait a minute...
That's fine, that's fine.
It's like... I'm not sure if it's "moru" or "mottari" or something like that...
I don't think "zero" is going to spread.
If something is interesting, "moru" is totally fine.
You need to have a "moru" sense of humor.
Did you have "zenus" in the past?
No, I don't...
You don't have "watashi"?
So you did have "akane" in the past?
I don't know...
"Akane"...
That bastard...
He sold himself out!
This is... By all means, the third generation...
For the third generation who are entering...
Please remember this, okay?
So, once again, Ms. Tsuchiya...
Your judgment is...
Well, yes...
It's "benkyou" now!
Any other questions?
Ohabu, you too?
I like to draw on the beach, but...
That's wonderful!
What kind of question is that?
I think there's a continuation.
I like to draw on the beach, but...
How do I avoid being erased by the sea?
I see!
Ms. Saru, you really think it's "I see"?
So it's "hiroku" instead of "hioku ni", right?
But in the end, you erase it, right?
Yes, I erase it by the sea...
So I think about where I should draw...
That's how it is, right?
Do you understand what we're talking about now, Ohabu?
There's no record or memory left!
Nothing is left!
Nobody has anything left!
And I have a request for Ohabu...
I'm afraid of this song!
I'm afraid of it!
This program is brought to you by Sony Music and...
This program is brought to you by these sponsors.
Next up is Kobayashi!
Let's do it, Kobayashi!
You're going pretty low.
Be careful!
Are you okay?
Don't worry!
What's going on?
Are you okay?
You're going lower than I thought!
You scared me!
This is for you, Kobayashi!
Kobayashi!
You've become more energetic!
Everyone, please do it!
Now, Kobayashi, please announce it!
This is the lesson I've learned in my life!
Don't feel sorry for Uber.
It has nothing to do with work.
You can say it in private.
What does it mean?
I use Uber a lot.
I feel sorry for you to order only one and bring it to me.
I wonder if I should order two or three more.
I wonder if I should order only one and bring it to me.
In the end, I couldn't eat it all.
I wonder if I didn't need it.
I decided to order what I wanted.
That's great, TSUCHIYA.
It doesn't matter.
Isn't it the same for online shopping?
There is an episode of online shopping.
I feel sorry for you to order only one soap.
It's expensive.
I didn't really want it.
I wanted you to search more and buy it with me.
In the end, I couldn't eat it all.
I wonder if I should order only one.
There is such a thing.
I've been looking for it for a long time.
Did you feel it?
I feel sorry for you to order only one and bring it to me.
I want it right now, but I put it in the cart until I got what I wanted.
I put it in the cart until I got what I wanted.
I don't use Uber.
Isn't it easier to order only one?
I feel sorry for you to order only one coffee.
I want you to order only one coffee.
It's popular.
Do you feel the same way?
I feel sorry for you to go into a convenience store and go out without buying anything.
I want you to go out without buying anything.
I go out because I'm hungry.
I want you to go home because you don't have anything you want.
I feel sorry for you to go in front of the cash register.
I think cash registers can see you.
I feel sorry for you to go out without buying anything.
I think it's a waste of money to buy things you don't want to eat or buy things you don't want to buy at a convenience store on the other hand.
What kind of food do you usually order?
Recently, I've been addicted to Chinese food, but I wanted to eat only dumplings, so I ordered vinegar pork.
It's okay to eat only dumplings, but it's hard to eat only vinegar pork.
I think we can all agree on this.
Tsuchida-san, please judge.
WATER!
WATER TOA.
When you said that, I looked over and said, "Water Toa."
It's like a line.
It's like pouring it in water and forgetting about it.
That's amazing!
That's all for today!
Next up is Morita.
Let's see Morita's determination.
Can you do it?
I wonder what Morita's determination will be.
WATER!
Morita!
You were born with it!
That's amazing!
Morita came out of it!
It's dangerous! You can't shake it even if you face a river!
Morita!
Everyone, a new door is opening for you!
Let's keep going like this!
That was Morita's determination.
Let's see your determination.
This is the lesson I learned in life.
WATER!
WATER TOA.
Once you sit down, you won't move again.
- Wow! - That's deep!
When you go home or something like that, there are some things you have to do, right?
So, "Well, I did my best today, so I'll just sit down for now," and you sit down, but you won't stand up again.
- No! - That's right.
- So, if you have something to do, you should do it before you sit down again. - That's deep.
"Let's do it later" is like that too, right?
- Ah! - That's right, that's right, that's right.
- So, Morita, you often end up like that when you come home? - That's right.
I almost always end up sitting down.
- There are a lot of things like that. - Like cleaning and washing the house and stuff like that.
- Ah, that's right, that's right. - That's right.
So, we learned a lot of things when we were kids, during summer vacation homework, right?
- Everyone! - Everyone is like that, right?
"Let's do it later, let's do it later," "Let's do it tomorrow," and then, you know, it ends up like that on August 30th.
"Let's do it tomorrow," "Let's do it tomorrow," you know?
That's what you said, right?
- Ah! - Ah!
"Let's do it tomorrow," "Let's do it tomorrow," you know?
How about this? If you know this...
- Ah... - Lena, you too...
Once I sit down and do something, I just fall asleep.
- Rather than sitting down, you just fall asleep. - I just fall asleep.
My homework is really, really piled up and piled up.
In the end, I did it all and studied for the test. I'm really that type of person.
- But I think Lena is lying right now. - Eh? Eh?
She piled up her homework and ate it up and said she wouldn't do it.
- Yay! - Did you really study for the test?
I did, you know...
- That's... - I just did it normally.
You know how everyone starts studying a week before the test, right?
Well, little by little, my feelings started catching up and I started studying for the test.
And then, about two or three days before the test, I rushed to my textbook and was like, "Ah, this is bad, this is bad," and finished it.
- "This is bad," you say. - But I just rushed into it.
- Ah, I see. - I think this is also true.
- Eh? - What is it?
You barely finished your textbook on the day of.
- "Left-handed" is a bit of a lie, isn't it? - Eh?
Morita, what's the most annoying thing you do at home?
Ironing.
- You do it a lot. - You do it a lot.
My washing machine is weird. It's all wrinkled.
Drumsticks?
Then, you know, when you go home and buy a new one, you might want to stick it on.
- Eh? - So you don't get wrinkled.
- You do it so you can't hear it, you know? - Ah, yes.
- All manufacturers have different connections. - All manufacturers.
- Also, you don't iron it, you just steam it. - Ah, I bought a steamer, but...
- Was it bad? - Yeah.
- Which steamer did you buy? - The one I bought and it was famous. What was it?
- Kett... Kett... - Ah, Kett... Kett...
- Ah, Tifal. - It's Tifal.
Even though you're using Tifal, you have a lot of steam, don't you?
- That's sad. - That's sad.
- Was that a fight just now? - It was a fight.
- You have a lot of steam, don't you? - It was a fight.
- Was that a fight? - It was a fight.
Do it without sitting down.
- Without sitting down. - Without sitting down.
- That's harsh. - It's too much.
- So, please give us your judgment. - Yes.
She learned a lesson!
This is something everyone can do, right?
Even though it's like a sofa or a chair,
I often sleep while sitting down.
I can't stretch my legs like that.
It's not a bed, so I can't stretch my legs.
How do you say it? I sleep like this.
- Is it a normal chair? - It's like a mat.
- Do you sleep on a mat? - Do you have a mat at home?
- A mat for one person... - Didn't you have a mat like this before?
- Was it a mat? - The one that goes "bam", right?
The one that goes "bam", right? I can't stretch my legs.
I sleep with my knees bent like this.
So, I always wake up with a stomachache here.
It's not good for your health and you can't get a good night's sleep.
I wake up in the morning like that.
- It's not good for you at all. - It's not good for you at all.
- It's like I become a chair, too. - That's true.
Don't do it again!
Wow!
- What's up with you? - You're human, aren't you?
- What's up with you? - You've assimilated, haven't you?
- You've become a chair for the next ten people, haven't you? - You've assimilated, haven't you?
Wow!
- The impact is great this week! - You'll never say it again!
- Don't say it! - You're really good at it! - You're a genius!
- Is it in your mouth at once? - Yes!
Tamura's persistent love for food!
Next is Tamura!
Tamura's persistent love for food!
- Please! - Will you eat it, Honosu?
- I hope it's okay for you! - It looks like it'll be hard to eat...
- Can you eat it? - Can you eat it?
- It's in your mouth! - Wow!
- The mouth is cute! - I've never seen you turn around like this!
- Next time, I'll do it well! - Think about it!
- Next time, I'll do it well! - I'm so happy!
- You're so good! - You've become a chair, a fallen tree, and a big tree!
- Well, let's start Honosu's persistent love for food, please! - Yes!
These are the lessons I learned in my life.
After all, the combination of "wa" and "yo" is the most delicious!
You may not be able to study!
What do you mean?
When we go to a buffet or have breakfast,
we are often asked to choose "wa" or "yo".
Sometimes we do.
At that time, I think a lot about why we have to choose either one.
I think "wa" and "yo" have both advantages.
I want to eat both of them.
I want to eat both of them, but why do I have to choose either one?
Isn't it because of the situation on the hotel side?
Then, like a "biking" style breakfast...
Hmm...
That's true, but...
I like sweets and anko.
But I don't like only Japanese sweets.
I like Western sweets, too.
The combination of them is the most delicious.
Like anko and whipped cream.
I see!
That's the best!
After all, I think the combination of them is the most delicious.
Whether it's a "viking" buffet or a breakfast buffet,
if you notice it, you may be eating "saba", grilled "saba" and "shake",
with ketchup of this omelet.
That's right!
Isn't it?
That's right!
"Saba" and "ketchup"?
"Saba" and "ketchup"!
But it's delicious!
If you notice it, you may be eating it.
After all, sausages soaked in hot water are the most delicious.
In "viking", you can eat sausages soaked in hot water with this kind of silver sausage.
It's cuter than me!
What do you like the most in a buffet?
The most... In a buffet?
In a buffet...
Breakfast "viking".
Breakfast "viking", but I really like eating "saba" and scrambled eggs together.
Already in your mouth?
Yes!
That's great!
When we were doing a live show at Keyaki Fest,
Mr. Paon Shougetsu, who is famous for his red bean bread,
in my neighborhood,
Yes, that's right!
Red bean bread with red bean paste and fresh cream in it.
It's insanely delicious!
Morita, do you like breakfast "viking"?
I love it!
I eat it with omelette and miso soup.
Ah, I see!
And this soggy scrambled egg, right?
Yes, it's soggy.
It's like liquid scrambled egg.
Saki-chan, you're too soggy!
It's like you're left with too much at the end.
It's like you can't get your hands out of it and all the "saba" melts away at the end.
There's liquid scrambled egg, right?
That's delicious, isn't it?
What else do you like "viking"?
After chocolate, I like tea.
Ah, you like "viking" more.
Then it'll definitely taste like matcha.
Matcha?
It'll definitely taste like matcha.
Ever since I noticed it, I've been an examinee.
But I want to eat sweet things.
I eat chocolate, I drink tea, and I study.
Chocolate, tea, and study.
I've managed to live up to this point by repeating it over and over again.
And then?
You start studying and you're like "Wow, it's matcha!"
But I feel like "Ah, it's matcha!" as I study.
It just comes in.
It just comes in, doesn't it?
It's true, I recently found something like that.
What is it?
After eating "viking ice cream", I was like "What kind of tea is it?"
Like, tea?
Warm tea?
It wasn't like green tea or anything like that.
It was like "hojicha" type of tea.
When you eat ice cream and drink tea, it tastes like "hojicha" milk tea.
It was delicious.
That's true.
I see.
That's true.
She said it with such joy.
Did you come here to say that?
I was like "No, I'm not doing it today."
I wish I could have had some tea too.
I was like "No, I'm not doing it today."
The combination of "wa" and "yo" is the most delicious.
Ah, I see.
Is it the most delicious?
What?
The most?
I learned it.
That's great!
That's because I like it.
That's great!
I didn't learn it, but I like it too.
I like it too.
He and Machida are similar.
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