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Soko Magattara, Sakura Zaka?
Sakuen!
The show has begun.
Soko Magattara, Sakura Zaka?
I'm your host, Sabu.
And I'm Fushida.
Ta-dah!
The show has begun.
I'm Sakuhen-chan!
Happy Half-Valentine's Day!
What's with the mess?
It's rare for us to say "Happy Valentine's Day" together.
Some of you are dressed differently than usual.
Let me announce today's show.
We Won't Let You Do It!
Valentine's Day Delusion Confession!
Valentine's Day...
Let's do "Valentine's Day Delusion Confession Simulation"!
We haven't done it since "Sakurazaka".
Oh, I see.
Is it Halloween at the end?
Yes, it's Halloween for those who play alone.
Play alone?
It's good for playing alone.
For Halloween, Ten-kun will do it.
Oh, Ten-kun will do it.
The ladies will do it.
Also, Ozeki and me.
The legendary...
Meat buns, right?
Meat buns!
Oh, you eat them in the morning, too?
Yes, I eat them with pizza buns.
That's still legendary.
That's...
Yes, it's dark history.
Dark history?
Don't say dark history!
It's the world you created!
So, this time...
For Valentine's Day...
Ten-kun will do "Valentine's Day Delusion Simulation"!
Of course...
The director, script, and lead roles will all be self-produced!
The other characters will also choose their ideal partners from the members!
And finally...
Based on the members' reactions...
Ten-kun will choose the best work!
Someone cool may appear today!
A new star may be born!
Let's get started!
First up is Morita's "Valentine's Day Delusion Simulation"!
Today is Valentine's Day. After school, I was alone in the classroom trying to finish my work.
Oh, Hikaru-senpai!
That's a big uniform.
Oh, Rinao-kun!
Rinao-kun of Rina's classroom!
Of course you want to meet Hikaru-senpai!
He's my junior!
There you go again!
This boy is Rinao-kun, a one-year junior.
It seems like he fell in love with me when he saw me at the entrance ceremony.
That's why he comes to see me like every day.
Hikaru-senpai, you're as cute as ever!
Yes, yes, thank you.
But you know, there are many girls in your class who are cuter than you, right?
There's no way there aren't!
Hikaru-senpai is the strongest of the cold- hearted!
What's with that strong-looking guy?
Like Yoshizawa Saori.
Oh, wait a minute!
Hikaru-senpai, you're having lunch break today.
With Habu-senpai, the most handsome guy in your class...
Hey, Morita!
Morita-senpai, calm down!
Hikaru-senpai, weren't you talking with Habu- senpai, the most handsome guy in your class, in the hallway?
I'm curious.
Rinao-kun, were you watching?
It's not like it's about class.
Really?
Yeah.
It's Valentine's Day today, didn't you give him some chocolate?
No way!
I'm curious.
I don't have anyone like that.
Oh, that's a nice face!
Nice face!
What?
Are you jealous of me?
You're so cute!
Don't treat me like that when I'm younger.
I want you to think I'm handsome.
Then... show me something handsome.
You're handsome!
I'm serious.
Do you still think I'm cute?
I like you, Hikaru-senpai.
I like you.
You're close!
Are you happy, Hikaru-senpai?
You're close!
Are you happy?
Kiss me! Kiss me!
Kiss me!
No!
Go! Go!
Are you okay?! Are you okay?!
Kiss me! Kiss me!
You're handsome!
The old men are excited, too.
Thank you for your hard work!
You're a top star!
You're a top star, aren't you?
You're a girl under the stars, aren't you?
Yes, I am.
You're a girl who comes and goes, aren't you?
Yes, I am.
I imagined myself as a boy like a dog.
When you stood up, you had a good balance.
You're very good!
Rinao-kun, don't get carried away!
Rinao-kun, you looked like you were about 15 years old.
You looked like you were in first year of high school.
How was it for you, Morita?
It was embarrassing!
I was doing it all by myself.
When everyone was looking at me, it was really embarrassing.
How about you, Rinao-kun?
She's really cute.
I was doing it while thinking she's cute.
But my awkwardness made me blush.
You didn't blush at all.
But I'm glad.
What will the members say?
It's perfect!
Then you're already a top star!
Matsuzan, you were barking a lot.
Just looking at the dog makes me nervous.
It's so cool!
Rinao-kun!
Rinao-kun's face is so...
It's so cool! It's crazy!
How about you, Rinao-kun and Matsuda-senpai?
It's good, Hikaru-senpai.
How about you, Harada?
After the last "kabedon", I was like "what should I do, what should I do, what should I do?", and I was like "ahhh!"
That's right! The drama was good, too!
Let's watch it again next week!
Let's watch it again!
Will it start with awkward atmosphere again next week?
That's right! In the beginning it was "love, love", but after "hub-senpai" came out, it became "hikaru-senpai", right?
After all, "hub-senpai", "love, love", right?
This program is brought to you by Sony Music and the sponsors you see here.
Next up is Tamura Produce's "fantasy confession"!
When I graduated high school, I came on a ski trip with my good friends to make last memories.
The one sliding next to me is my classmate, Nobiyo.
Nobiyo is a childhood friend of mine who I've been getting along with as a family member since I was little.
But, from this spring, we'll be separated.
Oh, it's sad!
Look! What a great view!
It's true!
Are you okay?
What's wrong?
You're always making a mess.
Thank you!
What's this?
You're doing your best!
I'm just trying to balance it out.
Oh, just now, right?
By accident...
By the way...
You got a job at a company in Tokyo.
Congratulations!
Thanks.
You're going to this college, aren't you?
Yes.
We've been together all this time, but it's the first time we're apart.
Are you okay without me?
I'm fine.
I'm worried about you.
Maybe you're not okay.
Huh?
I didn't hear you.
She's talking to herself.
If you weren't here, I wouldn't be okay.
Huh?
I want you to say that.
I like you, you know?
I miss you when you're away.
What are you talking about?
I want you to stay by my side.
Maybe I should quit my job.
Huh?
No, I'm just kidding.
Kidding?!
So...
You like me...
Is that a joke?
Oh...
What about me?
Huh?
What do you think of me?
Oh, you're making me say it.
But...
When you said you'd leave me,
I finally realized how I felt.
I realized how much I cared about you.
I realized I was in love with you.
I was in love with you.
That's a famous line.
I don't want to leave you.
I want to be with you forever.
I'm sorry I said that.
If anything happens to you in the future, I'll run to you first.
I'll protect you.
I love you, Kono.
Kiss her!
Whoa!
Your order is killed! You Snowman!
Fire and bow and arrow are correct.
Fire!
Ah, it was love!
That was the order, wasn't it?
That trend is going on now, isn't it?
That's right.
Was this like a ski trip?
Yes, after graduation I thought of that.
Is this like the day you came back from school?
Day.. back.. at school..
That's right.
- That's good. - I'm glad you stopped.
If I stopped, I wouldn't have stopped that night.
- It would have been a disaster. - That's right.
- What's the key point? - The key point...
In the middle of the game, when I fell,
my face was close and I got hit.
- And my last back hug. - Back hug, right?
- That's right. - Yes, yes.
It's because you're not used to it, right?
It's like you're going for a chalk slipper.
It's like you're going to cut off your back.
It reminds me of my New Year's holiday.
That was a little scary.
- That's the key point. - That's right.
Yumio-kun, how was it?
I was really nervous.
Hono was in first place, right?
- She was in a ranking that she wanted to be in. - As a member.
It's like she's carrying that pressure.
But when Yumio-kun came out, the members said, "Wow, you're so cool."
- It was scary. - It was scary.
- Thank you. - You were really cool.
What will the members say?
Please say it!
It's a kiss. It's a kiss.
Oh! Oh!
It's almost a kiss!
Oh, it's just one person!
- Only Saito! - Wow!
Well... Well, it was a kiss.
You two really go well together.
I could really see your childhood friendship.
I thought it was cute how your voice developed from there.
- That's right. - Childhood friendship is nice.
Sailor Masumoto is pretty cute, too.
- Sailor Masumoto raises his voice a lot, too. - Are you a middle school student?
- She's a middle school student. - She's a middle school student of a drift contest.
- How was it? - All of Seki's "thank you" became "oh yeah"
- You were laughing there? - "Oh yeah"
- You're a party person, right? - "Oh yeah"
- Saito is not cute. - They're too famous.
- On the contrary, Hono-chan's roughness was "oh yeah" - She said "oh yeah"
- It was so natural that I didn't know if you could hear me or not. - Your own words.
- I thought "oh yeah"
- I think it's okay.
What?
Nothing.
If I like the same person...
It would be more manly quiz.
Yes, we could think about many things.
You were too emotional.
I was too emotional.
Here, we have a hot opinion from Ms. Pon, who loves dramas.
Kobayashi was nervous, right?
Yes, but I liked the story itself.
I liked it.
I thought there would be many people.
If I was hugged in the middle of it, I would say "Stop it."
"What are you doing?" "Stop it."
I didn't know what to do.
Tamura, you don't care about people around you, do you?
I do care about people around me, but...
When I'm excited, I can't see people around me.
When you're young, you can't see people around you.
Because I'm in love with you.
That's it.
That's a famous line.
That's the title of this work.
Next is Ozono's delusional confession.
Today is Valentine's Day, but I'm a new employee and I stay at work.
You work in an office.
Oh, it's Valentine's Day today,
he said to me.
It's nice to have a happy family,
he said to me.
He also built a mansion worth 300 million yen.
I wonder if he's playing basketball alone in that big basketball court now.
I wonder if he's playing Ego with that big bed.
Hey, don't put too much information in there.
Oh, he was still playing.
Oh, Habu-senpai!
Oh, you're here!
What appeared there was Habu-senpai in the back seat, who I secretly admire.
The real one is here!
What's wrong? Have you already been dismissed?
I heard that you're having a hard time because of your boss, Mr. Sabe, so I thought I'd help you.
Thank you!
But it's Valentine's Day today. What are you going to do, Habu-senpai?
There's no way I'd do that.
Don't say unnecessary things and let's get this over with.
Yes!
A few hours later...
It's like a comedy skit.
With an antenna in between.
All right, it's over.
All right, I'm done, too.
You look cool.
Habu-senpai, thank you so much for helping me out today.
Thank you for your hard work, too.
Here's your reward.
Oh, thank you!
Oh, I'm happy.
But I'm the only one who got it.
I'd like to do something for you.
Is there anything you want?
Something I want, huh...
Can I say anything?
Anything is fine with me.
Then...
Let's get married.
Anything is fine with me, right?
So...
Let's get married.
He's crazy.
It's my first time talking to you like this.
Even though you don't know anything about me?
I know.
So, let's get married.
Yes!
She got married!
I wonder if she likes such a forceful person.
I see.
Thank you very much.
Here she is.
Havu-senpai.
Yes.
Havu-o is here.
As soon as Havu-o comes out, we get excited.
Yes, we do.
Wow, it looks like a real one.
I don't think this is only for Havu-o members.
I think it's for Havu-o staffs, too.
Only for Havu-o.
Yes.
Havu-o pops up from Havu-o's legs.
Wow!
Havu-o shows up from Havu-o's back and pops up from Havu-o's legs.
This is also Havu-o doping, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
Havu-o is...
Well, I'm older and taller than Havu-o.
Also, I like black hair.
Wow!
Also, I like suits with dark shirts inside.
Wow!
It looks like black.
Black top and black shirt.
You look like a con man.
You don't look like a salaryman.
Is your marriage stable?
Yes, it is.
I hope you don't get mad at me.
I want to get rid of "dating" and "same-sex love" and get married.
I think it's good.
Wow!
You don't need to know about each other?
People say that a lot.
But I know it intuitively.
I can do it.
What do the members think of their unique love relationship?
Hey!
Be quiet!
There are a lot of "not cues"!
What's wrong?
It didn't resonate with you, did it?
If you like me, you don't have to force me like that.
That's right.
But we haven't talked about it properly until now.
If we haven't talked about it properly...
Is that so?
You should know a little about me.
But you've been watching Ozono for a long time, haven't you, Habu-senpai?
If you say so...
I'm sorry.
I think there are definitely female employees who are after you, Habu-senpai.
There are.
So I'm sure Ozono will be pushed down the stairs the next day.
You should say that, Habu-senpai!
Who would do such a thing?
I'm sure she'll say that.
That's right.
Ozoki, what about you?
Well...
I got married right away.
What are you talking about?!
It's a turning point!
After this, a shocking masterpiece is born!
Next up is Oguma's delusional confession simulation.
The usual way home from school.
In the middle of the way, in front of the suspension bridge, I happened to meet that person who was looking away.
Suspension bridge?!
It's an incident from a modern history book.
Oh, you're right!
Hey, Onuma, do you always go home on this suspension bridge?
Yeah!
Then let's go home together!
What kind of story is this?
It's an old story.
By the way, how was today's sports test?
Ah, it was normal.
Normal?!
I was first in half jump and side jump.
Wow!
Half jump and side jump, huh?
Then, Onuma, you go first.
Scary!
What are you going to do?!
She's going to push me off!
She's going to push you off!
Be careful, Onuma!
You're going to cut off the suspension bridge, Onuma!
Is it scary?
No, but I don't like it when it shakes.
Oh, you don't like it.
Hmm, then I'll go first.
Oh, by the way, I also ate a really high vertical chicken today!
Watch me!
Here I go!
One, two, three!
It's shaking!
No, it's shaking!
It's shaking, right?
Stop it!
It's okay!
Thank you!
A bow!
It's shaking!
Oh, by the way, where do you go on your school trip?
"Oh, Okinawa," the teacher said.
Okinawa?!
Yay! Yay!
No, no, no!
Don't say it!
Okinawa is great!
She really is a woman.
I like you!
Huh?!
All of a sudden?!
What?!
What's wrong?!
I thought I was going to die.
Huh? You thought you were going to die again?
I thought I'd tell you before I died.
Huh?!
Me?!
I like you.
It's a sudden development.
Huh?!
All of a sudden?!
It's an ender!
Is there a suspension effect?
She looks happy, but she's actually...
- Well, from the setting... - The setting was unique.
- You couldn't really get in. - Really?
- Well, I used to work at a fishing bridge... - Oh, you did!
- I just remembered it. - And you got a hint from there?
Yeah, I was like, "If it's not like this, I don't think love would develop like this."
- The fishing bridge effect. - Yeah, the fishing bridge effect.
There aren't many people who use a fishing bridge as it is.
It's exciting!
You use the fishing bridge effect in other places, too.
What kind of setting is this?
Usually, it's quiet and fun,
but on a fishing bridge, it conveys my feelings.
I wanted to create a gap on a fishing bridge.
A gap? You had a gap, didn't you?
"Oh, I like it!" You said it to the fishing bridge.
It's like a spell to stop a dream.
I like it!
How will the members rate it?
There are two Kyun!
Habuto and Kobayashi!
Matsuda, Notto and Kyun!
The setting was a little crazy.
But personally, Yumiho is really cool.
Yumiho is good.
She's really cool.
And Yumi, you're so good at shaking.
I like it when you say it with such a loud voice.
It was really interesting.
On the contrary, you were getting into it.
I was getting into it a lot.
That's right.
In the meantime, Kobayashi is Kyun! Kyun!
I was scared that I couldn't cross it with a suspension bridge.
I thought it was a little cute and wanted to protect it.
It's maternal love.
When I saw it a little weak, I thought it was scary.
That's the kind of person you are.
What about Habuto?
I was looking at it and it shook me in many ways and it was really Kyun! Kyun!
The suspension bridge shook me and my heart shook me.
By the way, the latter half hasn't appeared yet.
Will it come out of here?
Probably in the second half.
Shikaru-senpai, why are you so angry?
Don't step on me!
Please make me your girlfriend from today.
Next time "Still More!" Valentine's Day Delusion Confession Second Half
Masumoto World's last delusional play
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