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Ten-chan, Fujiyoshi!
Tonight, we're checking your academic performance!
Fujiyoshi!
Last time, Parada defended the position of Queen of Intelligence, but this time...
The Queen of Idiots has finally decided!
Disentis and Kaido's quarrel is a storm of shocking answers!
If that's the case...
Sakura-sama?
If there are five people left in the preliminary test, they have to participate in the quick-fire competition, so they want to be called by this 17th place by all means, but...
I want you to come out. Who do you think you are?
Oh, Haburi. I want you to come out of here.
She's raising her leather jacket. Are you confident?
I'm confident.
Now, who is it in 17th place?
This member is...
Bang!
Masumoto has come out!
I'm happy!
I'm happy, too.
First?
In first place... Oh, we're competing this time.
You said it, didn't you?
Masumoto has a lot of pictures.
First of all, make a sentence using the national language, four-lettered language "temae miso" and the members' names.
Meaning, praising yourself.
Well, it's like boasting, right?
Yeah.
Masumoto's answer is...
This one!
In front of Onuma-san's house...
It seems like a miso shop.
No, it's not.
In front of...
If it's correct, it's correct, right?
But why did you decide it's Onuma's house?
In front of Onuma-san's house...
It seems like a miso shop.
There's one more question from the national language.
This one!
Write the following word in a picture.
You don't have to look at it in kanji.
shimauma
That's right.
"shimauma," huh?
I wanted you to write this in a picture.
Masumoto's answer is...
No, no, no!
What is it?
No!
It's like...
It's like a poor creature that escaped from an experiment room.
No!
I'm very confident in this.
I explain it to Kousaka and others.
What is it?
I think it's like an eraser.
It's like...
It's like a fantasy creature.
Is it crying?
No, it's melting.
It's like an eraser.
No!
Hey, everyone!
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Smile! Smile!
If they don't make it out of here...
...they'll have to participate in the humiliating "stupid quick push" competition.
Will they be able to make it out of here?
The one who can't participate in...
...the quick push competition is...
...BAM!
It's Mori!
Hey!
Mori!
Kiss!
Gagagagagagag!
I know, but...
...Mori made it out!
Everyone is clapping their hands.
Like, "thank goodness!"
My head hurts.
It was in the middle. Just in the middle.
Really?
Isn't it crazy?
Is it decided?
I don't know.
But seriously, isn't it crazy?
But I really don't like it.
Let's look at the English question.
Translate the following English sentence into Japanese.
Masumoto is sick in bed.
The answer is, "Masumoto is sick in bed."
Let's look at the answer.
Masumoto doesn't sleep in bed.
He doesn't look like he's sleeping.
Masumoto doesn't sleep in bed?
He sleeps in bed.
He sleeps in bed, right?
That's wrong.
That's wrong, too.
Why is it like this?
I only know "Masumoto" and "bed."
I thought, "he doesn't look like he's sleeping."
Of course you don't know "sick," either.
Well, you passed.
Well, well, well.
By the way, who hasn't been called yet?
These members.
Not bad.
Kabu, Ten-chan, Konosu, Rika, Rena.
Somehow, Rena came all the way here.
Somehow, right?
20th place. Anyone confident?
Yes!
If Konosu passes here...
She has to go.
It's about time.
She's on quiz shows, too.
20th place is...
This person!
Tamura!
Don't look up at the sky!
Last time, Tamura was 15th place.
Tamura-san.
He's been pretty bad for two years now.
Let's take a look at some math answers.
Here's a problem to calculate the age between father and son.
The answer is father is 65 years old and son is 23 years old, but...
I like this one. Tamura's problem.
Let's take a look at Tamura's answer. Here it is!
He's calculating a lot! He's calculating a lot!
And look at the answer! Father is 9 years old!
No way! Father is 9 years old!
Father is 9 years old! Are you confident? You're calculating a lot!
But I think I'm doing it right.
Didn't you think it was a little weird?
But... that's what happened.
He's angry.
It can't be helped. If that happens...
Let's go to the next one.
This is embarrassing.
Next up is an English question!
Translate the next English sentence into Japanese.
Matsumoto is sick in bed.
Tamura's answer is this!
Matsumoto is sick in bed.
Matsumoto!
I was really confident about this one!
When everyone went back to school and talked about this problem...
Like, "I didn't know about 'sick'."
We talked about it a lot and I was like, "I'm such an idiot!"
It's a mistake.
A mistake?
It's not like you can say it's a mistake!
It's just that...
Let's go to number 21!
Number 21 is this one!
Oh, thank goodness!
It's not "oh, thank goodness!"
It's not like that!
Mathematics, 2 points. Society, 4 points.
Something like that.
First up is a Japanese question!
Make a sentence using the name of the member and the word 'shimensoka'.
It's about having enemies all around you, right?
- Using the name of the member... - Is it right?
I don't know if it's correct, but here's Rika's answer.
Fuu-chan is 'shimensoka'.
- "Shaitou" is "enemy" all around you, right? - "Shaitou" is "enemy" all around you!
- Is "shaitou" like that? - It's not like that, it's not like that.
- We're good friends, right? - We're good friends, right?
- We all are, right? - We're good friends, right?
If Fuu-chan really has enemies all around you and Rika says that, then this question is correct, but...
- Which one? - Hmm...
- That's right. - That's right!
- I didn't know.
- You didn't know. - I didn't know.
- Why did you come up with "shaitou" all of a sudden? - Because Fuu-chan was sitting next to me...
So I chose "Fuu-chan."
- Well, there are three of you down there, so switch up and do your best. - Yes.
- "WORST3" - Yes.
- Let's do it! - Yes.
- If you think you have confidence in yourselves, raise your hands! - Oh...
- Oh...
- Please. - Yes. - Please. - Yes. - Thank you. - But for Ten-chan, she has been enlightened from the middle. - She is already focusing on her wish. - I don't care where it is when it comes to this. - Certainly. - No, it's brave. - Then let's go to the 22nd place. The 22nd place is this guy! - Zazu! - Zazu! - As you can see, it's all one digit. - Wow, amazing. - Second, eighth, ninth, fifth, fifth place!
It looks like the order of the law.
It's basic.
I didn't get second place.
Now, let's see Lena's answer.
Here it is.
Translate the next sentence into Japanese.
Mr. Sabae drew a picture of a bear.
Sabae-san drew a picture of a bear.
Lena's answer is...
Sabae saw a picture of a bear and said 'doryu'.
Tell me about 'doryu'.
Mr. Sabae understood, but 'doryu' he really didn't understand.
If you don't know 'doryu', just leave it as it is.
Now, we have Ms. Hab and Ms. Ten left.
It's embarrassing for me as a human being.
I want to leave here.
Ms. Ten, you are...
I'll do my best.
Who is the last one?
This member is...
The last one is...
Zazen!
The last one is...
Ms. Hab!
There are quite a lot.
There are 6 points.
Ms. Hab.
If you make a pentagon or hexagon, you can make a beautiful hexagon, right?
That's right.
You can make a beautiful pentagon or hexagon, right?
That's right.
Let's see Ms. Ten's answer first.
Here it is.
Make a persimmon square and put a "l" in it.
Put a "l" in it and draw a square when you make it rotate.
This is a donut shape.
Let's see Ms. Ten's answer. Here it is.
But this is my way of thinking.
You are making it rotate, don't you?
Wait a minute!
If it's "Please draw a camel," then you are correct.
Next, this is a question that answers units.
Answer how you read the next unit.
Unit of heat, J, Joule.
Unit of temperature, K, Kelvin.
Joule and Kelvin are correct, but let's look at Ten- chan's answer.
This is Jett and Keel.
This is America's strongest tag team.
Jett and Keel.
It's cool.
This is difficult.
I don't know at all.
This question, HUB is also wrong.
What kind of tag did you make?
Please look at this.
June and Casey.
What is it? Is it a mood change?
It's like a mood change.
Yes, June and Casey.
That's why I invited June and Casey.
HUB and Ten-chan are also June and Casey and Siri.
June and Casey and Canure.
It's nice, isn't it?
It's like a sweet love song.
Next is Rika's question.
I want you to answer this.
This is HUB's answer.
It goes up from the west and sinks to the east.
It's a bakabon.
I don't want you to get it wrong, but it happens a lot.
Wait a minute.
Please look at the memo.
What is it?
It's not east or west.
North and south are opposite.
I was taught at school.
It says "hi" on the right side of the north.
Those who say "hi" should go out and say "east".
- So if you do like this, you can go up. - Up, up, up.
It's the same for both sides.
That's how you remember "east" and "west", right?
- That's right. - So you're thinking about the north, right?
- If you're thinking about the north, you say "east" on the right side. - I was told "east" and "south" on the opposite side.
It's the same for both sides.
Kobayashi keeps saying "it's the same for both sides".
It's like when you were in elementary school, you said "the north is above you", right?
- And you said "the south is below you", right? - I've been saying "the north is above me" all the time.
- You said "the south is below you" all the time. - The north is above me.
Even when you look at the map, the north pole is above you.
- The south pole is below you. - That's right. "The north is above you".
- It's hard to see the opposite of "the south is below you", right? - That's right.
This is a quick battle.
- Let's see what happens. - This is...
Are we going to end the recording?
With these five people, we will do the quick battle.
- Sakurazaka46. - Obaka. - Jo. - Oh.
I will be born from this. I will explain the rules. I hope you can understand them too.
The questions will be common sense questions.
The answers will be quick and easy, so I hope you will press them a lot.
The member who answers two questions correctly will be eliminated.
The last member to remain will be the future queen of Sakurazaka46, Obaka.
The level of practice and the questions are quite different.
The questions are for you.
- Ms. Habu, are you confident? - Yes.
The result is one of the tools.
- The important thing is... - The tool?
- Are you using the tool? - No, it's not.
- Don't say that! - No, it's not.
It's one of the ways.
- From now on is the battle. - I see.
- Now, Lena's face is dark. - Lena.
I don't like Obaka, so I will eliminate him.
- Obaka and Burikko may have something in common. - Yes.
I don't like Obaka. I don't need him.
- Ms. Kobayashi, what do you think? - Obaka and Burikko are too strict.
- Which one is better? - Yes.
Ms. Kobayashi put pressure on her.
- You don't like Obaka, do you? - No, I don't.
- I will be the first one to be eliminated. - You will be the first one to be eliminated?
- Yes. - Please do your best.
Now, let's begin. Who will be the queen of Obaka? Please give us the questions.
Questions!
When you are very busy or when you have a lot of happy things in common, you use the phrase "what" and "what" seem to have come together.
This is also famous.
I don't press it at all.
Not at all.
No one's hand or Pikori's hand moves?
Oh, Ham-san!
All at once.
No, no. "What" and "what" seem to have come together.
Ah, synthesis?
What do you mean?
Hey, what do you mean?
What do you think, Saori-san?
Yes.
You are already a champion.
A champion.
This question might be good.
"What" and "what" seem to have come together.
Yes.
Yes, I got it!
Good and evil.
Ah, but...
That's how it is.
"What" and "what" seem to have come together.
Good and evil.
When you are busy or when you are happy...
Because you are busy, it came together.
Yes.
Yes, Ten-chan!
Wave and wind.
You are busy, aren't you?
Yes.
I told you to ride the wave, but even the wind came.
Wave is enough, isn't it?
It's a business.
Yes.
Yes, Rena!
Gymnastics and culture festival?
Culture festival!
Students are busy, aren't they?
If there is a point, I want to raise it!
Culture festival and gymnastics festival!
They wear weightless clothes and run!
Yes, Tamura!
End of the year and beginning of the year.
One is right!
What?
One is New Year's Day!
"What" and "New Year's Day" come together!
What is it?
Yes, Ten-chan!
New Year's Day and...
The opposite! "What" and "New Year's Day"!
What?
I just said it!
"What" and "New Year's Day" come together!
Summer vacation!
No!
- Rika! - Birthday and New Year's Day.
- Cute! - Cute!
- Eating a mochi cake? - Ten-chan! - Real life and New Year's Day.
- New Year's Day! - New Year's Day!
- If you say it in detail, it might be a little different. - A little.
- Habu! - New Year's Day and New Year's Day.
- What is she saying? - What is she saying?
- Maybe, but it definitely doesn't come out!
- Hey! - It can't end!
- It's not good! - You have to answer two questions correctly and do it until the last one!
- She's laughing like this all of a sudden, but what do you think? I think there are people behind you who are looking at you like "Hmm?"
- You know it, of course, right? - Right? Karin - chan, you know it, right?
- Meeting and New Year's Day. - You know it, right?
- New Year's Day and New Year's Day. - You know it, right?
- Really? - Really!
- Morita is surprisingly... - Obon?
- Correct! - Wow!
- New Year's Day really came all at once!
- Alright! Ms. Koi Tenno, please! - Question!
- What principles did you apply for cutting nails and pulling out hair? - Ms. Habu!
- Psycho's principles! - Wow!
- If you say principles, that's all you know! - That's right! I know that much! - Ms. Habu!
- Didn't I say what's important is now? - Wow!
- Question!
- In English, "toothpick" is "tsumayoji" (toothpick) but "de" is "chopsticks" (chopsticks)
- Alright, Lena! - chopsticks - Correct! - Wow!
- Alright, alright! - Nice, nice!
- Question!
- In Los Angeles, the 23rd Olympic Games were held. - Huh?
- Then, which city is Los Angeles in? - Tamura! Tamura! Tamura!
- Which city is Los Angeles in? - Tamura is counting! Tamura is counting!
- Correct! - America?
- Correct! - Correct!
- Even if you don't count, it's America, Los Angeles! - Wow!
- You didn't make it in time, the 23rd! - There's only one day left!
- Question!
- In sci-fi movies, "s" is "science" (science) - Science...fantasy (science...fantasy)
- No! - No!
- Alright, Tamura! - science fiction
- Correct! - Wow!
- Alright, we've lined up! - Alright, alright!
- Tamura's "fiction" has come up! - That's right... "ping!"
- It's amazing, when you're at an amateur competition and you get it right, everyone's confidence drops!
- It's like a dream come true! - It's like a dream come true!
- As Tamura's antenna starts to work, the members other than Ten-chan have reached!
- Who will be able to get past "reach"?!
- Question!
- In 1603...
- Who opened Edobakufu?! - Edobakufu...
- Here it is, Ten-chan! - Tokunaga Ieyasu.
- Broken Bakufu?! - Broken Bakufu...
- Ten-chan... - A lot of things mixed up.
- Can I say it? - Yes. - Tokugawa Ieyasu.
- Amazing! - Good, good, good.
- Who is Tokunaga Ieyasu?! - Tokunaga Ieyasu?!
- Isn't there anyone but Tokugawa?! - Is it okay, Ten-chan?!
- Because you're shining right now! - Yes! - And...
- Habu-san! - Yes! - The test resumed...
- But you won! - Amazing! - Wow!
- That's how it is, right?! - That's how it is. - Wow!
- Amazing! - That's how it is. - The test resumed and Habu-san...
- Won the first test! - Can Ten-chan praise the stupid queen?!
- Question! - What do you say "twelve" in English? - Here it is, Ten-chan!
- Twenty... - Twenty...
- What?! - What?! - What?! - What?! - What?! - What?! - What?! - What?! - What?!
- Twenty Contest! - What?! - What?! - What?! - What?! - Ten...Eleven...Twelve...
- What?! - What?! - What?! - What?! - What?! - Twelve!
- You won! - Wow!
- Amazing! - You won!
I'd like to ask you back. Are you happy you lost?
- Amazing! - You won!
It started like a pronunciation contest for "twenty".
- Twenty. - What?!
- Wait!
Delicado.
- Twenty... - What?!
Ten...Eleven...Twelve...
- It's beyond my imagination. - It's amazing.
- So, Tamura wins! - Thank you!
- Tamura, if you win like this... - I hope you do your best.
- If you lose... - No matter what you put in it, it won't hurt.
The question was also correct.
- Everyone is in second place. - We did it!
- Your expression is not good. - Yes, it's not good.
It's like you're not listening to the question.
I'm too nervous. I can't think of the question.
- I think you're listening to Kobayashi. - I'm sorry.
- I listened too much. - You don't need one or two questions.
- Let's move on to the question. - Question!
In Kanji, "soccer" is written as "keru" and "tama" but...
- What is "tennis" written as? - What is "tennis"?
- Ten! - Utsu ni tama?
- No! - Ami ni tama?
- No! - No!
Let's go with "bonbon"! If we get the answer...
- Tobu ni tama? - No!
- Let's think about tennis. - Nishiki.
- Huh? - Nishiki?
Nishiki?
- Nishiki? - Nishikori Tenshin.
Oh, Nishikori-kun!
- Hai, Ten-chan! - Midori ni tama.
Why is there such a thing?! Where is it?!
- Hai, Ten-chan! - Shibafu... - No!
Where is "shiba"?!
- Ten-chan! - Tsuchi ni tama!
- No! - Hai, Rena!
- Dote! - Dote?!
- It's one word, so it's kanji. - That's right, it's one word.
- Some of you may have it at home. - That's right.
- Hai, Ten-chan! - Bama in the garden!
- Hai, Rena-kun! - Hai, Rena-kun!
"Obaka Choujou Kessen" begins now!
- These two... - Yes.
Either of you will be "sagura-zaka 46 obaka chouou"
- How do you feel right now? - Eh, I really don't want to be the only one.
- I'll do my best. - That's right.
- Rika, what do you think? - Eh, I'm scared.
- Hmm... It's a difficult question. - Eh?
- Now, please decide with the next question! - Yes.
- Please give us the question! - Question!
- In English, "pan" means "under", but... - Yes.
- Then, "lever" means... - Under! - Lever?
- Rena! - Liver?
- Correct! - Correct!
- Hey, you! Don't leave me behind!
- With that said, Mori and Rena win! - Yeah!
- That's right!
And...
Sakurazaka 46...
Obaka Joa...
Watanabe Rika!
Rika is in second place, right?
I mean, she's the oldest in Obaka.
- That's great, isn't it? - It is.
Do you say "sugasugashii"?
- I'm surprised. - This side.
I'm surprised!
That's a good comment!
Thank you!
Pen-chan was Obaka Joa last time...
Do you have anything you'd like to say to Rika?
I'm sorry.
"I'm sorry"?
I'm sorry!
After this, Obaka Joa will say something to Rika!
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Don't miss out on what kind of show it will be!
Next time, on "Moriage", let's go!