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[Sakuran jan dan - Cherry blossoms]
Soko Magattara - Sakura Saka?
"Sakuran" begins tonight as well. "Soko Magattara - Sakura Saka?"
"Shikai no Sabe" and "Mou Getsuyoubi"
Don't say bad things about me!
I said "sabu" but it's "sakuran jan dan"!
One, two...
Bang!
And with that...
Stop it! It's already Monday!
The viewers are starting to feel gloomy!
Another week has started!
School's about to start!
No, no, no!
I'm not allowed to go to work when I wake up!
Let's forget about that one moment!
I want you all to forget about it!
All of you!
Now, I'll announce today's project!
Today's project is...
Do you bang? Don't you bang?
And with that...
Our second single, "bang!"
is in such high demand!
In such high demand!
And with that...
Thank you very much!
"Bang!" means "to ban",
which means "to not do it anymore"!
And so, for today's members...
in their daily lives...
they want to stop, but they can't stop...
and Tsuchida decides whether or not to "bang"!
If Tsuchida says "bang!",
and Tsuchida says "bang!",
please stop, everyone!
What? Really?
This isn't just about this segment of the show!
It really isn't!
But you all have answered
what you want to stop, haven't you?
Yes!
Well, then...
Even if you say "bang!",
we'd like you to stop!
Well then, let's get started!
Top Factor...
Takemoto!
Takemoto's "I want to stop, but I can't stop" is...
I can't stop listening to the radio and listening to music for two hours every night after entering the futon.
It's a little long, isn't it?
Do you do this every night?
Every night. I'm a little scared of sleeplessness.
I want to go to bed early, but when I listen to the radio and listen to music, my brain wakes up and I can't sleep.
I go home for about two hours.
Don't you have enough sleep today?
I can't speak at all.
If that's the case...
If that's the case, you're always working.
I'm always working.
Are you always working?
Yes, I am.
I have to get up early in the morning when college starts.
I get sleepy during class.
I get sleepy when I work early in the morning.
I want to know how you can sleep early here today.
I want to know how you can do it.
You're young.
It's okay if you don't sleep.
If you get older, you'll wake up, but you'll go to sleep.
You'll automatically wake up.
So it's okay.
Young people don't have to ban it.
Is there a member who can't stop staying up late?
I hear a lot of rumors that Kobayashi and Lisa stay up late among the members.
Kobayashi, a member of the same four-day group, can't stop watching dramas late at night.
What kind of drama?
There's "cool" drama.
I record most of the "cool" drama I'm in and watch it.
How do you watch it? There's also a play.
Do you watch it like, "Oh, this actress..."
No, I don't.
I usually enjoy watching it.
But sometimes I watch it from a different perspective.
Most people who like dramas only watch the first episode.
Do you watch it all?
I watch it all.
How many terabytes?
That's a hard risk.
I don't know.
But I spent a lot of money on it.
That's right.
You have to watch all the dramas.
Lisa, a member of the first group, can't stop cleaning up late at night.
I clean up in the middle of the night.
I organize my closet and my car.
It's been about two hours since I noticed it.
That's too much.
I'm curious about one thing and I'm going to do it there.
I'm going to do it in the closet.
Oh, there's a problem with this one, too.
Should I do it all together?
I change the arrangement and it takes me a long time.
In the end, it doesn't fit in there.
I know.
Don't you have that?
I can't stop cleaning up.
In the forest and in the bamboo grove.
And...
I'm sorry I'm late, but you're lying, aren't you?
I really love cleaning up.
If it's not 90 degrees, I use a remote control.
You have the same illness as Mr. Imada.
You use a remote control against a corner.
It's not easy.
It's like you can't find it at all.
You don't have to have it here, do you?
I'm fine with it.
It's on the desk and on the floor.
I hate it!
I know it.
It's impossible.
I put it somewhere and look for it.
Takemoto Imada is like that.
That's right.
Karin is like that.
It's not like that.
I carry it around.
You carry it around?
It's funny.
For example, in today's dressing room, "Good morning, good morning."
When you're shooting a music video, "Manager, take this."
I'll dance.
It's crazy.
Until I go to bed, I put the TV under my pillow and turn it on and off.
When I wake up in the morning, I carry it like this.
I take it to the table where I eat and turn it on there.
It's like that.
I see.
What is Tsuchida's judgment for their behavior that makes you stay up all night?
But...
Ah, not over!
It can't be helped.
That's right.
I don't think you should overdo it.
If you completely stop it, you can't say it.
That's right.
In the music video, no matter how much the make-up artist does it, it won't be erased.
That's a death penalty, isn't it?
Let's move on to the next member.
Next is Ozono.
Ozono's "I want to quit, but I can't quit" is...
"I want to quit, but I can't quit" is...
There are people like that.
How much?
Before I eat food or put it in my mouth, I bite it...
That's bad manners.
My parents tell me not to do it, so I want to quit.
Instead of eating it with a spoon, you can just smell it when you eat it.
- That's not bad manners. - That's right.
- It's a routine for me. - Oh, it's a routine for you.
I unconsciously bite it.
But if you're doing a food report or eating food in a scene like this...
- You shouldn't do it, right? - Of course not!
It seems like there's food that Ozono wants to bite the most right now.
There's something you want to smell or bite, right?
I like cheese, so I eat it.
What do you mean by "cheese"?
It's a smell that's different for everyone, right?
It's tough for people who don't like it.
Cheese smells completely different for everyone.
There's a cheese called "epoise" that's said to be the most smelly in the world.
- It's about 4,000 to 5,000 yen for one. - That's expensive!
I can't do it myself, so I want to bite it.
- You want to bite it forever? - Yes!
"Epoise" is a French wash-type cheese.
Some people get used to its strong smell and umami.
I wonder if they made an acrylic case for this.
It looks like it's for that.
In France, it's said that "epoise" is "the sole of God's feet".
In England, it's said that "epoise" is "between a pig's spines".
- Aren't you curious about what it smells like? - It's being slaughtered in many countries!
Don't you think it's a little bad?
Can you smell it for me?
But it looks like a cheesecake.
It looks delicious.
Can you open it?
I'll open it.
I'm scared.
It stinks!
It looks delicious.
It stinks!
Let me smell it again.
Does it stink?
It stinks!
What does it smell like?
It doesn't smell like cheese.
It doesn't smell like cheese?
It doesn't smell like blue cheese.
It's very stimulating.
Can I smell it, too?
It smells like dried shrimp and ammonia.
It doesn't smell like anything.
It stinks!
What is it?
It doesn't smell like cheese, does it?
It doesn't smell like cheese.
What is it?
It stinks!
I can't eat it.
Do you want to smell it?
Is there anyone who wants to smell it?
Do you want to smell it?
It's very stimulating.
I'll smell it.
It's very stimulating.
Wait a minute.
Your consciousness is about to fly away.
Doesn't it feel like ammonia once you smell it?
Yes, it stimulates you.
It stimulates you.
It's completely different from what you thought.
It's completely different.
I feel like it's going to come later.
Does anyone want to go?
Shall we go to Endo?
Endo, do you want to go?
Endo, do you want to smell it?
Endo, why don't you smell it?
It's a good experience for Endo.
It's not that bad.
It's a smell I've never smelled before.
I'm scared.
It's okay.
What?
It's in your hair.
Your hair smells.
Can you take me home?
It smells so bad.
Can you take me home?
Doesn't it feel like an idol?
I've never smelled anything like this before.
It's like that.
Can you take me home?
I really wanted to smell it.
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Ozono's request.
I want to smell the world's worst smelly cheese.
Ozono, do you want to go?
Go ahead.
Hey, Ozono!
Hey!
Ozono!
What?
Eboas, you wrote too much!
What?
How many times do you want me to write?!
This is my first time writing this much!
It's true!
Hey!
Don't try to hold the acrylic case!
I won't hold it!
What's going on?
Ozono!
Come back here!
It smells like cheese, doesn't it?
No, no, no.
I really want to eat it.
Ozono's love for cheese never stops!
How will it taste?!
I'm so happy!
What? Really?!
Do you really want to eat it?
Wow!
That's a lot of food!
Hey!
That's a lot of food!
Wait a minute!
Can I eat it?
You're eating more than half of Kentucky!
Thank you for the food!
That's God's footprint!
It's so good!
What?!
It's so good!
It's so chewy and it doesn't melt in your mouth!
Wow!
It looks so good!
That's why I don't want to talk.
Please be careful!
Manager!
Please don't give Ozono's Epo-us!
He's addicted to Epo-us now.
It's so good!
I knew it was good cheese!
It looks so good.
Close it! Close it! Close it!
Eat it later!
Tsuchida-san, what are you going to do about the bun?
It's a nut bun!
That's good!
That's good! Is it okay?
You brought something you don't like.
It smells good.
There are a lot of things.
Let's move on.
Next is Morita!
What do you want to stop buying but can't stop buying?
I can't stop buying too much at the convenience store.
That happens.
It depends on how much you buy.
How much?
I buy at least 1,000 yen or more.
That's not bad.
How often do you go?
I go once a day.
Do you spend 1,000 yen or more every day?
Sometimes I go in the morning and in the afternoon.
In the afternoon!
You shouldn't do that.
You'll make me worried.
What do you buy?
I buy snacks.
But when I go home, I eat it all.
I eat it and go home again.
Don't you eat too much?
Isn't it fun to go to the convenience store?
When I find a convenience store, I go in.
You're probably riding a one-seater car right now, right?
Yes, I am.
Now, this is as much as possible, right?
As much as possible, right?
Because if you go three times a day and spend more than 1,000 yen each time you go, it's a bit of a waste.
It's a little expensive, isn't it?
Speaking of paying attention to waste, Riko can't stop buying stuffed animals!
I can't stop!
There are characters that I like from Disney, and I buy a lot of Christmas and Halloween versions every season.
You buy a lot!
Oh, you have a picture of Riko's room!
Cute!
I was surprised!
You've bought a lot!
You're right!
But this is in the closet, right?
Yes, I always put it in the drawer.
In the drawer?!
You put it in the drawer?!
I have about six drawers, and they're all Disney products.
You put them all in the drawer?!
You put them in the drawer?!
Oh, but I only take one of my favorites to bed.
What a cute life!
No, no, you don't have to put one of your favorites in there.
You leave the rest where you can't see it, don't you?
If you buy it and put it in the drawer, you'll feel sorry for the stuffed animal, won't you?
I feel sorry for it.
It's probably starting to move at night.
You didn't let me play with you today, either.
I'll play with everyone.
You'll play with everyone?
Then it's your turn!
He's so kind!
It's your turn if you play with everyone, but don't let your family grow any more!
Play with everyone!
Where you like!
Can you quit?
Yes.
Also, Matsumoto can't quit playing "UFO Catcher" and "Gacha Gacha"!
Are you in elementary school?
You're talking like an elementary school student!
You can't quit!
When I'm playing "UFO Catcher" or "Game Center",
I think it'd be cool if I took a picture of a little kid next to me.
I'm doing it to show everyone.
I know "UFO Catcher".
If you take a picture of it, you'll say, "Wow, that's amazing!"
But "Gacha Gacha" isn't that amazing.
My financial ability...
Your financial ability...
You're such an adult!
You can only do it once a year, right?
Sometimes I don't do it, but I do it.
I'm addicted to it.
You take a mount and say, "Thank you!"
I do good things and I feel good, so I can't quit.
I see.
Masumoto will introduce his favorite items that he got from "Gacha Gacha"!
Gacha Gacha
Why did you show it to Moria just now?
Why?
Wow! You surprised me! Wow!
It's huge!
Wow!
You want me to pick it up easily? What?
You want me to pick it up easily?
It's huge and gross!
What's that? Is it a "Gacha Gacha"?
If you spin it "Gacha Gacha" for 500 yen, it will come out.
It's huge!
Is it a giant hornet bee?
It's gross!
It also has a sickle.
I don't like it at all!
It's a hornet bee.
A hornet bee?
What's with that face?
It's too huge!
Wow! I hate it!
I hate it!
It has sharp wings and it hurts.
The lady next to you is going out with it.
It's gross!
Why? Do you like bees?
No, it's realistic and I thought it would make the members happy.
It doesn't make you happy.
As Masumoto-nyan has said before, it doesn't make you happy when you think it will make the members happy.
It's like a face coming out of a chair.
You can't take it off.
How about this "Gacha Gacha" giant hornet bee?
It's a knot van.
Is it okay if we don't do it?
That's right.
Let's collect bees for all of the members and give them away.
No, we don't need it!
Let's complete the bees.
No one is doing it.
We might get a job.
We might get a job as a hornet bee hunter.
What Ten-chan can't quit is...
Let's continue.
Next is Ten-chan!
What Ten-chan can't quit is...
When you grow nails, you're not Kigaki.
When you grow nails...
You're not Kigaki.
Do you want to do it again?
No, I think it's fine.
It's fine?
It's not Kigaki, but it's fine?
In conclusion, what is it when you grow nails?
Not Kigaki.
Not Kigaki?
Well, my own white nails...
Your own...
...part.
Ah, like you said, growing out?
If it comes out even a little, it's like...
...people's conversations will flow from right to left.
You don't like the white part at the end?
I don't like it.
But even when you cut it yourself, you don't like the white part?
Ah, definitely.
It's already deep.
Ten-chan, show me your nails.
But I...
Ah, it's pretty!
I cut it about three days ago, so...
Three days ago?
It's not deep at all.
It's not deep at all!
You don't have that white part.
I don't.
But my ideal is...
...my own...
Nothing?
...white part.
Nothing?
My nails...
...are really good.
You don't have any problems at work?
I do.
You do!
When I'm performing or dancing...
...or when I'm dancing...
Ah, my nails are long!
Ah, what should I do?!
This is bad!
Does it show?
Like...
Does it show?
It shows like "Ahhhhh!"
This is creepy!
Wow!
And I lose my concentration.
Wow! You're losing your concentration!
I'm really curious about it.
And for people who are meeting for the first time...
...and for people who are looking at you for the first time...
...it's like...
I don't like it.
Tsuchiya-san, you're beautiful, too!
Well, my hands are beautiful, that's all.
Tsuchiya-san, your hands are beautiful!
Beautiful!
You're shooting a camera!
Yes.
An old man who's shooting a camera says, "Beautiful!"
Beautiful!
That's how it is.
I see.
This is a band.
Mod band is...
It's not difficult!
It's not bad, but...
I feel like you're worrying too much about it.
That's right.
You might want to take a look...
...at Amon Nijiko-sensei for once.
That's right!
You might like him, but you don't like Ten-chan.
You don't get along with Ten-chan, do you, Amon- sensei?
We don't get along.
You don't get along!
I'm always amazed at you.
Look, you're saying things like you're independent.
You're the worst human being.
Do you know that?
Even if I don't have much experience yet,
I beg you, man.
I don't want to see you anymore.
No, thank you!
But for some reason, I'm getting tired of it.
I want to do it, but I don't want to do it.
Even though I've been doing it for a long time,
I can't help it.
You don't have to go home. Come here.
I'll hold you in my arms.
You can't leave me alone, can you?
No matter how many times I'm told the same thing over and over again,
I want you to sleep in my arms like this.
Even if I'm not around, I want to see you.
Even if my friends and I are stupid and against it,
if you like me, you won't be able to see me. That's love.
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