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SOKOMAGATTARA SAKURA ZAKA
SOKOMAGATTARA SAKURA ZAKA?
SAKU!
This week's SOKOMAGATTARA SAKURA ZAKA has started again.
Thank you for having me.
And this is SAKURA-chan!
One, two...
Don't sleep!
What does "don't sleep" mean?
It means "keep watching me."
I see.
Maybe it's because it's late at night.
By the way, did you come in pajamas today?
You look like you just woke up.
I'll tell you later.
You'll tell me later?
There must be a reason.
Today's program is...
My One-Side Announcement Show
Thank you!
Just like the other day, when Inoue joined the company for the third year,
we learned that he has musical talent.
For the other members as well,
if they have hidden talents or special skills that we don't know about,
we plan to announce them at this time.
One-Side Announcement Show is a long program.
We've done a lot of programs like that.
Here's the first surprising aspect.
You can go through your own body with your own arms.
Who said that?
Me.
It was Toyoshi.
What do you mean "with your own arms"?
It's flexible and soft.
It's like a shoulder joint.
And your legs...
You can go back and forth.
You can do that?
People who do that on TV say it's amazing.
It's not bad.
Before we begin, please watch this!
Please!
Here we go...
Eh, scary!
Oh...
First of all...
Eh?!
Yes!
Oh!
Let's grab it!
Eh, scary!
No, no, no!
We did it!
No, no, no!
Why did you shut up like that?!
What was that?!
That was scary!
There were weird times, right?!
Which times were you smiling?!
Which...
There were times when you did it one by one, right?!
Yes!
There were times when you looked like Toguro Anin!
When did you start being able to do it?
When I was in middle school, there was someone who did this technique on TV...
Ah, that's right.
I thought of trying it and I was able to do it.
You were able to do it in one go?!
Yes.
That's amazing!
But it's like you're putting one hand on the other side of your ear...
Eh?!
From here...
You turn around your face and put your hand on this side of your ear...
Eh?!
Eh?! So you turn around your face and do it?!
Yes.
Please watch Toguro Kobayashi 100%!
That's really amazing!
Why did you shut up like that?!
I want to say something.
What is it?
I wrote something in this show.
I wrote that I was confident in the softness of katakana.
But they didn't use it at all.
That's not true!
The party-like staff would break your neck.
Once, in Sanma-san's show...
"Akashia Gohaku".
Yes, and he adopted it.
And then?
And then it got popular.
That's the worst!
If that Sanma-san was eating like that...
But I'm impressed with NSK.
They let us do things like this.
That's right.
I'm impressed.
They did a good job discovering it.
This show is brought to you by Sony Music and...
...the following sponsors.
Here is the next aspect.
You can type at super high speed.
Who is this?
Yes.
But it's not true.
I say it over and over again, but I don't have a chance to do it.
Did you write a questionnaire?
I have written it many times.
What about in NHK?
It is not adopted.
It is not truly adopted.
This time, I decided to make a mistake.
There is a member who is good at typing like you.
Is there a rival?
That's right.
Who is it?
Yes.
Is it a digest?
I'm sorry.
You may be swallowed up.
Are you confident?
But I have a first-class word processor.
I don't know if it's amazing or not.
I don't know, either.
So we will have a confrontation.
The one who loses will be disqualified.
It's bad.
It's okay, isn't it?
From now on, you two will type the same sentence on your computer.
The one who types a more accurate sentence in 30 seconds will win.
If you lose, you will be disqualified for the rest of your life.
Don't say you are good at typing.
Who will be the typing queen?
Let's start.
Ready.
Start!
- Here we go. - Go for it!
It's cool!
Oh!
- Here we go. - Cool!
This is the title of the article.
- Yes. - It's my Wikipedia article.
- Wow! - That's right.
That's what it is.
- Once again, we have surprising information. - Oh, really?
- The word "you" in "serve you" - Yes.
- came from "hokuten you", who was active as "osumo no ozeki". - Oh, yes!
- It came from "hokuten you". - Oh, really?
I don't think you know about it, but...
- Time's up! - Time's up!
- Please don't make fun of me. - That's a big mistake!
- I prepared a speech, but I didn't say it at all! - I didn't say it at all!
- The national anthem is... - What? Where is it? - Are you serious?
- It's not a birthday song! - That's why I didn't adopt it!
- It's "sah-be-space-you"! - "sah-be-space-you"!
- But Matsuda said "sah-be-you"! - "You" is different!
- Terrible! - It's true!
- "Ji" is different! - It's not "ninben"!
- Terrible! - It's decided! - It's decided!
- Time's up! - Time's up!
- I'm happy to be called "you". - I won, but...
- I thought I'd hit the number here, but I couldn't hit it at all.
- I thought it was the number block on the right side, so I took my time.
- I see. - You made up a solid excuse.
- Matsuda is terrible. - Matsuda is terrible, isn't she?
- I don't like numbers. - What?
- Numbers are not in my practice items.
- What? Numbers are not in your practice items? - They are in my practice items, but they don't come to me from the beginning like this.
- They are in your practice items, right? - But I don't have such long numbers like "years", "months", and "days".
- And I don't even have brackets like this.
- I see. - I can't make excuses now. - Yes.
- Because you did it once. - Yes. - Can you do it again? - Oh!
- Can you do it? - If you do it in 30 seconds...
- I think it's too short. - That's right.
Tsuchiyi tried it one more time, but it didn't change much, so I'll take it as a digest.
- How about that? - Time's up!
- So, Sugai won! - Yes!
- It doesn't change anything! - Sugai won, but she won't type again on this show! - She won't!
- That's right, that's right! - She won't!
She has a bad feeling about this!
Matsuda-san, let's forget about typing!
Now, the next aspect is this!
It is possible to say the city and country names of the Summer Olympics instantly!
- Wow! - That's amazing!
- So... - That's right, it's like a specialty of general participants.
- "What is this?" - "What is this?"
- Are you ready? - Yes!
- Let's go! - Let's go!
How can you do this?
- Well, in high school, we had this as a test. - Eh?
- So, I memorized it. - Wow!
- What is that? - If you say "the first time", it's like a country and a city.
- Eh? - Wow!
- But you don't memorize how many times the Olympics were held, do you? - That's right!
If you can do this, it's amazing!
- But... - But...
- We don't know if it's correct or not. - We don't know.
- So, we'll show you the answer on the monitor. - Oh!
- Let's do it while looking at it. - Yes!
- There's a lot! - There's a lot!
- From now... - Yes!
- Let's show you! - Yes!
- How many times should we ask? - Yes!
- Ah, I see. - Are you ready?
- Yes! - Yes!
The 18th time!
- What are you counting? - I see...
- Japan, Tokyo... - Oh!
- Oh!
- I thought you'd know even if you didn't count. - That's right.
The second time!
France's...
Paris!
- There's a way of remembering it. - There's a way of remembering it.
26 times!
It looks pretty difficult.
It's the latter half.
How do you...
- From the beginning... - You're late.
- America's... - Yes.
It takes time!
You can say it in an instant.
- You're lying. - I know.
- America's... - How do you know? - You know even America.
What number was it?
- 26! - 26?
Atlanta!
Can I ask you a question?
How do you remember it?
I remember it by adding the first letter of the country's name to the song.
- Gif-ai-su-do-gif. - Gif-ai-su-do-gif.
- Something like that. - Wow!
And you say the city's name with one hand.
You sing the country's name and then you sing the city's name.
- It's difficult! What is it? - It's difficult.
- Wow!
- 20 times!
- She's singing it. - She's singing it. She goes around...
- And then... - "missy doits"...
First of all, say the name of the country and deliver it.
- Just say the name of the country and... - "muhen"?
- Correct! - "missy doits" and "muhen" 20 times...
- For how many years?! - Huh?! I have no idea!
- You don't know?! - I have no idea!
- You're so good at it! - Well...
- You sound a little... - I thought you'd be amazing, but you're really...
- I didn't say "missy doits"!
- Huh?! - I did this during our meeting too!
- "It takes time, right?"
- Then who's at fault?! - Who is it?!
- She's doing it again! - She's doing it again!
- I don't know which one is right... - I don't know which one is right...
- "Sorry for holding onto you!" said the director!
- Here's the next one!
- You can eat any super spicy food deliciously!
- Who is it?! - Me!
- Huh?! - It's me!
- Kendo? - I like extremely spicy food.
- Huh?! - How spicy can you eat?
- I ate up Peyoung's spiciest one. - You ate it up?!
- And now I'm interested in that spicy seasoning.
- That death sauce is in the cart. - Huh?!
- The spicy one. - I knew it!
Speaking of extremely spicy, in the past,
Harada, Sugai, and Moriya ate up extremely spicy food.
They are in control of the extremely spicy queen, but...
- I think we can do it. - Huh?! Really?!
- On TV, for example, in "Ariushizemi"... - Huh?!
- I want you to do it! - If we talk about this result, we can do it in "Ariushizemi".
- I want you to do it! - While we're talking about it...
- While we're talking about it, I can smell it. - No, I can't smell it.
- But... - I want you to do it!
- Yes, with that said, since we're doing it this time... - Yes.
- I'd like you four to compete against each other. - Oh, I'm looking forward to it!
- I'm looking forward to it! - I'm looking forward to it!
This time, we've prepared the strongest extremely spicy food of all time!
With the cooperation of Marbled Off Tokyo Kanda Main Store...
They'll eat the world's spiciest chili pepper and...
China's spiciest chili pepper mixed together!
They'll eat the super-extremely spicy Marbled Off 30 spicy peppers!
- Wow, that's amazing! - Now then, it's the usual "Let's eat!" time!
- Let's do it! - Let's do it!
- This is crazy! - Let's eat!
- Yes! - Wow, it's spicy!
- This is crazy! - It's really spicy!
- Aaaaaah! - It's spicy!
- It's really spicy!
- Aaaaaah! - It's really spicy!
- Aaaaaah! - Is it really that spicy?!
- It's spicy! - Ah, I'm starting to sweat!
- It's crazy! - It's crazy!
- I'm sweating! - Everyone, don't imitate this, okay?!
Serve-san is a trained doremi!
- It's really... - It feels good!
- It's the most amazing I've seen so far! - Eeeeeh?!
- Wow, it's amazing! Because on top of it... - It's not tofu!
- Somehow, it's already... - It's crazy!
- It's a big lump of tofu on top of it! - It's crazy!
- It's crazy!
- Tsuchida-san reacting like this means... - It's crazy!
- It's a really bad time, right? - It's crazy!
- Oh, my nose hurts so much! - It's crazy!
- Can you see the dead grandpa? - It's crazy!
- Can you all eat this super spicy mapo tofu at the same time, one spoon at a time?
- The person who gives up will be eliminated, and the person who stays until the end will be the super spicy queen!
- So that we don't overdo it, you want to appear in "Ariyoshi Semi", right? - Yes!
- You want to appear in it, right? - Yes!
- Harada, are you okay? - Yes! I'll do my best!
- Harada, you seem like you have a lot of time on your hands. - I don't have a lot of time!
- I thought it would be a waste of time, but when I thought it would be delicious, I was surprised at how spicy it looked!
- It's probably a big chili pepper.
- Sugai, do you have any motivation for this matchup? - Of course! I don't have any "somehow queen" or anything like that.
- I just have this super spicy chili pepper, so I don't want to give it up. - You want to protect your title! - Yes, I do!
- How about you, Moriya? - If I lose my patience and endurance, what will I have left?
- You'll have a lot of other good things left!
- This is a challenge for us. - There are too many "super spicy" characters, so I want to do my best.
- Let's choose one! - I want you to beat me up!
- Tsuetsuchi is back to being a "yankee"! This is a fierce battle!
- We've been waiting for this moment! - Let's start with the first bite!
- It doesn't matter how much you eat, but it's destructive. - It doesn't matter how much you eat.
- Let's start with the first bite!
- I'll do my best!
- It's delicious! - It's hot!
- Are you okay? - It's hot!
- Tsuetsuchi, is it spicy? - It's spicy.
- Are you that kind of person? - I'm really anxious!
This is a marathon.
Moria's famous quote!
Amazing!
Strange!
I'm glad I was scared.
These guys are dangerous!
Let's go for the second mouth.
Second mouth!
Yes, second mouth, please!
Wow, these guys.
You two are going to be idiots in your mouths.
And it hurts.
It's good.
Why?
It's good. It's really good.
Before you say it's good...
Didn't you say it's spicy?
We're lying.
Are you okay?
Yes.
Then, third mouth, please!
It's quite a lot.
Can you taste it?
It's crazy.
It's good.
Really?
It's really good. But it's hot.
What do you mean it's hot?
Are you eating something different from what we ate?
It's the same, right?
It's the same?
Then, mix it well.
So that it's not too spicy.
Then, fourth mouth, please!
It's not going to end.
You're going to eat it.
You've tasted it, haven't you?
I think I'm going to eat it.
Because no one gives up.
Your facial expressions don't change at all.
You're right.
It's good.
What do you mean it's good?
It's just a meal.
Is it going to end?
After that, they ate 10 mouthfuls.
Everyone ate without changing their facial expressions.
The number of people who fainted is zero.
It's an unexpected situation.
We can't change our faces.
It's amazing.
We all look like marbles.
Is it true?
You mean our reactions?
Yes.
It's true.
We look like liars.
The rest of you, eat it!
I want you to eat it!
Let me give you some information.
You're eating 30 spicy ones.
Yes.
You can prepare 50 spicy ones.
Would you like to try 50 spicy ones?
Yes!
It's amazing!
Then, please prepare it!
Here, they added the strongest spicy powder.
They prepared 50 spicy ones and super spicy marbled tofu.
For once in a year, MCs, please have a taste of it.
Wow, that's how you do it!
Wow!
That's how you do it!
Wow!
I'm going to become a saiyan!
Wow!
Weird! Weird girl!
I have no choice but to go!
Wow, wow, wow!
I'm not dead!
Wow!
I'm scared!
Don't bite me!
Thank you for the food!
Unexpected ending was waiting for them!
Super spicy marbled tofu, is it finally over?
It's my first time eating this level of spiciness.
Well then, please start with the 50 spicy ones!
Thank you for the food!
I don't know the difference.
What do you think of it?
It might be strange.
Isn't it different from before?
The spicy one hasn't come yet.
It's a little spicy, like "hehe".
But, there is powder on top of it.
There is more powder, isn't it?
There is a lot of it.
It's not "a lot of it" or anything like that.
So, is everyone okay?
Yes, we are okay.
Okay, that's a wrap!
So, there were four people in Sakurazaka.
That's a lot of people.
It's a little creepy, but it feels good.
It feels good, doesn't it?
This is bad.
So, there were four people in "spicy queen".
So, if you are watching this show, I'm waiting for your offer!
Thank you!
I watched videos on my phone until morning
That's not going to wake me up
I was late for everything
I skipped class again today
Hot noodles, pour hot water
I'm glad it's lined up
What a useful ramen
Hey!
What do you want to be? What do you want to do?
Since when did you stop dreaming?
While you were playing games all the time, you became an adult someday.
Where did you all go? Why are you so busy?
Wait a minute!
You made it in time for tomorrow, didn't you?
Rather than turning off the power of life, I'm the only one who's fine.
Even if I'm banned, even if I'm banned, even if I'm told it's no good,
I can't be a different me now, can I?
Even if I'm banned, even if I'm banned, even if I'm told it's no good,
I can't be a different me now, can I?
God, is there something wrong with me?
I want to know what your standard is.
The sun is too bright. It leaks from the bottom of the curtain.
Will it be in time for darkness to come?
Even if I'm banned, even if I'm banned, even if I'm told I can't do it,
I can't be a different person now, can I?
Even if I'm banned, even if I'm banned, even if I'm told I can't do it,
I understand. I won't regret it.
Can't I do anything about it?
I want to know what your standard is.
Even if I'm forced into a situation like this,
will I definitely be banned?
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