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Soko Magattara, Sakura Zoka?
"Soko Magattara, Sakura Zoka?" This week's segment is also "Soko Magattara, Sakura Zoka?"
These girls are Sakura-chan!
One, two...
We're fresh clothes shop!
It's true!
It's good, isn't it?
It's bright and...
Is this a new song?
Yes.
Can you stand up for a moment?
Yes.
It's gray as a base.
It's a little calm, isn't it?
The front is white, isn't it?
That's right.
It's a little spring-like and the material is very light and it's easy to move.
It's easy to move.
Can you rotate it?
I didn't ask you to do that.
It's good.
It doesn't stop.
This week's segment is...
Sakura Zoka Shop Channel
In the past, the vase that Kobayashi bought online was bigger than I thought.
It was quite big.
And if you put water in it, all the water came out.
Because it's a clogged vase.
There was such a thing.
That's right.
This time, you can still use it at all, but you can take what you don't need from home and present it yourself like a mail-order program.
If you like it, you can get it back.
It's a kind project for the earth.
First of all, please watch it from Morita Hikaru Shop Channel.
Thank you very much.
Good evening, everyone. It's time for Morita Shop Channel.
Everyone, this is sudden, but is there anyone who is suffering from stiff shoulders?
How about you, Misa-san? Is it quite intense?
When I get massages from make-up artists, my shoulders get stiff and I get surprised easily.
I'm worried about that, too.
The recordings are quite long.
I get nervous and my shoulders get stiff, too.
I know what you mean.
I heard that some people have straight necks.
It's painful, isn't it?
You're good at this, Morita.
You're good at this, aren't you?
So, this is what I'm going to introduce to you today.
What is it?
It's a double-sided neck massager.
It's a proper one. I don't see it often.
I bought it last year.
It's a latest type of neck massager.
It's new, isn't it?
The characteristics of this massager are developed based on carotid artery.
So, it's perfect for the neck.
It's warm and it relieves the stiffness of the neck.
The strength of this massager is 16 levels.
16 levels!
So, I'd like you to try it out and see who it is.
Who is it?
- Huh? - Oh!
- Then, Mr. Takemoto! - Oh, Mr. Takemoto!
- I'm so happy! - I've seen you a lot!
- I'm so happy! - Have fun!
First of all, I'd like you to try it out from strength 1.
- Here you go. - I just have to put it on my neck, right?
- Oh! - Oh!
- It fits perfectly! - It fits perfectly!
First of all, there's a power button here, so I'd like you to press and hold it.
Welcome to NIPPRAX. Thank you for using our machine.
- It's strength 1 now. - 1.
1!
- It's still very gentle. - Yes.
- There are 16 levels, so next is 5. - Let's go with 5.
2, 3, 4, 5.
- Oh! - It's coming!
- How is it? - It's coming!
- Oh! - Oh!
- It feels good! It's crazy! - Oh!
- It's like low frequency, right? - Yes.
- It's a little tingling. - Yes.
- You can raise it more, right, Morita-san? - Yes, you can.
- Should we raise it more and more? - Let's raise it!
- Let's go with 10 next. - 10 already?
6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
- Oh! - Oh!
- What's wrong? - Are you okay?
- It's really good! - Good?
- It's good! - Oh!
- But since you're experiencing it, let's go with 16. - Oh! As expected of you, Morita-san!
- That's why Morita Shop Channel is interesting. - 16.
- Oh! - Oh!
- It's crazy! - Oh!
- It's like that, but it's okay, right? - It's crazy!
- It's crazy!
- Um, you know? There's a wave. - There's a wave, right?
- I don't know if I can catch it. - I don't know if I can catch it.
- I don't know if I can catch it!
- But as you can see, this is a cord. - Yes.
- You can wear it and go anywhere. - That's right.
- And since we have the opportunity, you can see Koike Minami's first photo book "Youthful Beauty". - Oh!
- Koike Minami's photo book! - Oh!
- Huh? Are you excited?
- Because it's cute. - Because it's cute, right?
- It's cute! - It's like a middle school boy's excitement.
- Because you're excited!
- It's cute! - It's cute!
- I didn't know there was such a page! - It's amazing!
- This neck massager is about 10,000 yen for purchase, but this time it's 0 yen. - It's crazy!
- Wow! - Wow!
- Everyone, please get it! - Wow!
- I don't think you need an orator. - Yes.
- You just bought it last year, right? - Yes.
- I only used it once. - Oh!
- I'm sorry! - Well...
- In the first place, I'm not good at electricity. - Hahaha!
- But it was a little difficult, so I bought it to try it out. - Yes.
- There's a bump on the part where it hits. - Yes.
- Maybe it was reacting to it, so it hurt a lot. - Wow!
- So it ended in one go. - Well, it didn't go well with you, right? - Yes.
- Morita's neck massager was a wonderful gift! This time, it's a big loss for 0 yen! - I want it!
- If you don't have it, please raise your hand.
- Here you are!
- Morita, Habu, Risa, Ten-chan!
- Four people raised their hands!
- When I do ponytail all the time, I get tired and my head hurts.
- Is ponytail like that?
- That's right.
- When I do it all the time, my head hurts.
- That's why I think it's just right.
- Morita's neck massager was a wonderful gift!
- Please talk about who will get it!
- Next, Kobayashi Yui Shop Channel!
Ah, it's almost summer.
Good evening, everyone. I'm Kobayashi Yi.
She's like an American TV show.
What do you think of in summer, Ten-chan?
What is it? Cold ice cream.
Ice cream? Ice cream is good, too.
Ice cream is good, too, but what do you think of in summer?
Then, Tamura.
Watermelon?
Watermelon is good, too. It's more fun than watermelon.
Everyone is talking about watermelon.
We can't get the answer we want.
There is something colder and more delicious.
What is it, Matsuda?
Is it shaved ice?
Oh, shaved ice! That's right! Shaved ice!
So, what I brought with me today is this!
Shaved ice machine!
It's a good one.
Everyone, do you remember?
We ate a lot of shaved ice before and after the show in summer.
At that time, I also fell in love with shaved ice.
I thought I could live only with shaved ice for the rest of my life, so I bought this shaved ice machine.
It's a crazy idea.
Shaved ice for the rest of your life!
This shaved ice machine is very efficient.
It looks good.
There is a screw here.
Just by turning the screw, you can make shaved ice with a crispy texture and shaved ice with a fluffy texture.
How delicious is it?
Moriya, who loves shaved ice, will try it.
I'll press the button.
It looks authentic.
It looks delicious.
It's authentic.
It doesn't look like shaved ice.
It's fluffy shaved ice.
It's so easy to make.
How about this?
I'll try it.
How is it?
It's like eating at a restaurant.
And it's fluffy, so it doesn't make you feel dizzy.
That's right.
You only ate one bite.
The price of this shaved ice is about 5,500 yen.
But this time...
It's 0 yen!
You're crazy!
You're crazy, Sakura Naka Shop Channel!
But...
Please wait a moment.
There's a "but" at 0 yen?
But...
Are you going to give me money?
This time...
On the contrary...
As a special treat...
I'd like you to try this toaster!
I'm sure you've seen this toaster somewhere before.
I think I have.
What is it?
I think I've seen it somewhere before.
What is it?
That's right.
This is the toaster I got when I did my feature show before.
That's right!
I've seen it a lot!
And you...
I bought the toaster I really wanted later on my own.
You're crazy!
Unfortunately, I don't use it anymore.
You're crazy!
You're saying you don't need it in the show you got it from?
I'd like you to have it.
Wow!
That's a great answer!
But...
I don't think this is the end of it.
It doesn't end here, Kobayashi.
What?
This time...
What?
On the contrary...
What?
This!
Wow!
I got it with the toaster!
On the contrary...
It's a video of Yutan and Chida's duo!
I'd like you to have it, too!
V-cheese!
Who wants V-cheese?!
And...
An ice cream maker!
Wow!
It's a set of three!
A video of Yutan and Chida's duo!
It's a set of three!
Wow!
And this time...
It's all for zero yen!
Wow!
Please!
Have it!
I want an ice cream maker!
I want it!
Why, Aki-chan?
I'm pretty clumsy, so...
I used it once in the summer and left it there.
So...
If you like shaved ice more...
I'd like you to use it!
Now!
If you have any questions...
Yes!
Yes, Harada!
Can't you give it to me separately?
That's...
I know!
You don't want it?
A toaster and a family...
There's another way of saying "a toaster and a family"!
A toaster and a family...
Kobayashi Shop Channel's dedicated three items set!
Who will receive it?
Please!
Oh!
Moriya is the only one who received it!
Moriya will receive it!
The toaster was really fun.
She wants a toaster.
It's not a keychain, it's not a main.
It's a toaster.
Do you have a video deck?
I think I have a video deck at home.
Oh!
Maybe.
Let's do a screening.
Then I'll bring the second solo live "ninja".
Good, good.
Let's get ready for it.
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It's true!
Next up is Inoue Rina Shop Channel.
Everyone!
Good evening! It's Inoue Shop Channel's "Ojikan"!
I think you all live in your homes, but...
Of course we do!
We live in our homes!
Are you okay?
How does your room feel like? Is it spacious?
"Spacious"?
That's a very abstract expression.
But today, looking at these members, it doesn't seem like it's spacious.
What an obsessive MC!
Fuyuka-san, how is it?
Why?
Why is it awkward?
It's fashionable.
But Saito-san's room, which she thinks is fashionable, probably isn't fashionable.
That's true. I think we've heard that even on the show.
What an obsessive MC!
But I've brought something special for you all!
Here it is!
Ta-dah!
What is it?
It's a giraffe and bear kimono I made!
What is it?
I bought it recently. Do you remember it?
I remember it!
You remember it?
This was actually displayed in my room when I did a remote recording on a show before.
It's over there!
It's like a house studio!
That's right!
But...
After the show aired, it became a hot topic on social media.
Really?
Hashtag "Upstairs room, super fashionable girls"!
I've never heard that before!
Giraffe and bear in upstairs room, so cute!
That's how popular it was.
It seemed like it was going to be a trend.
It's not!
It smells like blood.
It smells like fraud.
There's also a feng shui element that makes you happy just by putting it up there.
It's scary!
Take a look at this picture.
It's getting weird.
So cute!
This is when there are no giraffes and bears in the room yet.
Look at this unhappy face!
That's true!
It looks like it's about to break.
This is what happens when you put it up there.
I wish it was a little brighter!
I know!
It's so good that you can't even show your teeth.
I know!
But it looks like the giraffe and bear are unhappy.
This cute and fashionable giraffe and bear has a healing effect.
But today...
It's free!
Of course!
Now, let's move on to the next day!
Yes!
But I think you should go.
No, no, no!
A suspicious doll on your stomach that was released because it didn't go with the atmosphere of the room you're in now!
Who will receive it?
Here you go!
Oh, Habu, you're the only one who got it!
So, Habu, you got it!
Are you going to take it home?
Actually, I have a rabbit version of it.
What?!
I want to have a lot of friends.
I think you'll be happy with it, right?
I'm sure you'll be happy with it, and you'll be happy, too, Habu.
That's what I'm afraid of.
It's suspicious.
It smells fishy.
Next up is Sugai's Shop Channel.
He praised himself for not using the Rodeo Boy anymore, but...
I want to use it!
Please raise your hand.
Here you go!
What?!
It's a shame that it's too big for him, and he's taking it home again.
Next up is Also's Ray's Shop Channel.
Welcome! It's Also's Shop Channel's showtime!
I've brought you an eye-catching product that you can't miss out on all night!
It's a product related to my hometown of Kagoshima.
Wow, I'm thirsty!
Oh, Ms. Habu, what's wrong?
I was just walking in the desert and I'm thirsty now.
Do you have any delicious drinks?
Did you go to the desert again?!
Here it is for you!
It's a treasure!
It's a natural alkaline hot spring water with a lot of energy from Sakurajima.
It's like a real delivery.
Here you go!
Oh, it looks delicious!
I spilled it a little.
The point is that it's barely in it.
It's delicious! It's barely in it!
Oh, I'm alive again!
I only drank a little.
It's a gentle mouthfeel and I'm surprised at the last "don"!
The last "don"!
The next thing I'd like to introduce you to is...
Ta-dah!
It's tea from Kagoshima, "fukamushi tea".
As the name suggests, it's been brewed for a longer period of time than regular sencha,
and it has no bitterness and is a very sweet tea.
Please try it!
Oh, is tea a product?
Oh, it's a good color!
It's beautiful!
Thank you for it!
It's mild and easy to drink!
But, who made this delicious tea?
Actually, this tea is made by my relative.
Your relative?
She sends me a lot of tea every year, so I have a lot of tea at home.
But, I'm a little hungry now.
Are you hungry now?
But, I have something perfect for you.
What is it?
It's "Iku-hikari", a rice from Ago-shima.
I made this special rice for you today.
Wow! It looks delicious!
Thank you for it!
Wow!
It's chewy and delicious!
That's right!
This rice is very chewy, so it's delicious even when it's cold and it's perfect for a lunch box.
But who the hell made such delicious rice?
You're wondering who's making it, aren't you?
Actually, my grandfather is making this rice.
I will live on!
It's amazing!
Wow!
It's big!
This is the rice I used to eat when I was young.
Wow! That's nice!
I want to eat it!
My grandfather sends me a lot of rice.
Do you eat a lot of rice?
I have a lot of rice at home.
If you eat Kagoshima's delicious, delicious, delicious three-point set, you won't be able to leave!
Wow! That's great!
Please come and get it!
Sakurazaka Shopping Channel
Wow!
This is like a real telecommunications program.
At first, it was an advertisement for Oozono family.
The power of Oozono family!
Who will receive such an Oozono family-style Kagoshima delicious three-point set?
Please come and get it!
Wow!
I'm happy!
Almost everyone!
Wow! Nine people!
Please share it with everyone!
Oozono family is fun!
This is like a real telecommunications program!
Next is Onuma Akiho Shop Channel!
Good evening, everyone!
It's time for Numazu Channel!
Numazu Channel?
Numazu Do Channel?
No, it's not!
I'm going to introduce...
What is it?
Here we go!
What is it?
It's a blackboard eraser cleaner!
I think it's a familiar blackboard eraser cleaner.
Does anyone know how to use it?
Endo and Hikari, go ahead!
Does anyone know how to clean a blackboard eraser?
That's right!
You said it was a blackboard eraser cleaner.
That's right!
That's right.
This is a fun machine.
That's right.
But there is an episode not only about this blackboard eraser cleaner...
Episode?
That's right.
We haven't talked about it yet.
There is an episode about this blackboard eraser cleaner.
It's a reading time happening on the first day of high school.
I'm going to read it now!
This book looks interesting!
Don't do it!
I'm scared!
What's going on?
Yes.
What's going on?
While she was choosing a book and getting ready to go home, she fell and made the blackboard cleaner sound.
Is that what happened?
That's right. The whole class was laughing and it was only the first day, but the whole class became friends!
Wow!
That's great!
Did you plan that?
That's great!
I'd like to give you this episode as a gift.
It's not mine.
But...
This blackboard cleaner was bought by her mother to talk about this episode with self-introduction and so on.
However, she doesn't have a chance to talk about it in person, so she decided to release it this time.
Do you have any members who would look good in this episode?
Let me see...
Blonde, Switch, Richard...
That's right.
A little bit...
Tamura has been appearing in this show for a long time, hasn't she?
That's right. She's looking down a lot.
But I'd like you to do it, Hono-chan.
Tamura, you should do it, too!
It was dangerous.
A blackboard cleaner with an unprecedented episode.
She herself wants it, but will she get it?
If you want a blackboard cleaner with an unprecedented episode, please raise your hand.
Huh?
Huh? Didn't you hear me?
Please raise your hand.
So, Tamura got it!
Did you hear me? I didn't hear you!
Where are you going to put it?
I really don't need it.
She said it. She really doesn't need it.
You really don't need it? Then should we do only that episode, Tamura?
If we do it one more time, it might change.
We can see the result, but please watch Tamura's bravery.
This is Tamura's blackboard eraser cleaner episode.
Please watch it.
This book is interesting.
It's natural.
This might be for Honosu.
Don't run away!
It's amazing. She's really good.
She's good.
I think it's Hono's episode.
What do you think, Hono?
I've decided to give it to Hono.
Thank you!
Next episode, second single "Hit Kigan"!
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Next episode, second single "Hit Kigan"!
Sugai and Matsuda challenge!
I'm glad you're the captain.
How can I be more confident?