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Sakurazaka New Year's Party
Otokidama Golden Wheel Sakurazaka New Year's Party!
The members will compete for what they want.
If they win, either of the hosts will give away their products!
The first competition will be between these four!
As you can see, each of them will get what they want.
And the reason is...
As expected of you, Shredder!
Yes!
The Shredder I have at home is a little old and noisy.
At the end of the year, the Shredder I always have is very quiet.
Everyone is praying for it, but I still want it.
I wonder where it is.
Shredder, the Shredder of life.
Shredder!
Is it decided?
Shredder!
Yes, I'll take it.
Thank you!
The Shredder that lives in his own world!
The members will compete against...
The "Half-sleeved Side-Stretching Competition"!
The rules are the same as a normal "Half-sleeved Side- Stretching Competition".
The line is 1 meter wide and you have 20 seconds to do it.
However, only the number of times you go over the line will be added this time.
First of all, Top Buster Bariki-neesan Sugai will challenge!
Are you confident?
Well, this time there is a "king" Onuma-chan.
That's right.
I will do my best to defeat Onuma-chan.
That's right.
However, since you are free-sleeved, you don't know what will happen to Onuma-chan, right?
That's right.
This time...
Yes.
Well then, Sugai, let's start first!
Okay!
Ready...
Start!
Ah!
She slipped!
Is this a "half-sleeved Side-Stretching Competition"?
Ah, this is a power game.
She's slipping so much!
What is she doing?!
She slipped!
This is a disaster!
This is tough, isn't it?
This is a disaster!
You slipped!
I slipped!
I wanted to do it quickly and try my best, but if I do my best, I slip.
Yes.
So it was difficult for me to control myself.
Now, Sugai's current record is...
31 times!
Wow!
I knew it!
Well, well!
She's good!
Next up is Kosaka's challenge!
Ready...
Start!
Do your best!
Ah!
She's fast!
She's good!
She's fast!
But she's good!
That's it.
You're good!
She's good!
She's not as slow as Sugai!
She's doing well!
You just need to do it properly.
Yes.
Yes!
Time's up!
I think it's good.
Now, let's see...
whether she was able to beat Sugai's record.
Right now...
Kosaka's current record is...
30 times!
If you didn't make that first mistake and lose that first time...
This is hard.
Next up is the first ever style of challenge!
Ready, set, go!
Please beat me!
Hurry up! There's still time!
There's still time!
You can do it!
Time's up!
That was fun!
She was cute.
She was cute, but...
The deluxe cushion was no good, right?
She said it like she was talking about her family.
Lastly, it's the challenge of the king, Oduma!
You can't lose, right?
There's no battle you can't lose in here.
You said it well.
Let's begin Oduma's challenge!
Ready, set...
Go!
You can do it!
You're fast!
You can do it!
How is it?
She won!
That's amazing!
That's what a queen should be like!
Now, it's the queen's turn.
Oduma's record...
35 times!
And so...
Oduma wins!
I did it!
You won the reward!
I did it! Thank you!
Why are you looking at me like that?
Because you took away the plant I gave you for free...
This time, I want you to grow the plant I gave you for free.
I'm growing it properly.
You're growing it properly, right?
Yes.
I'll give it to you when I have enough fruit.
I don't want it!
This program is brought to you by...
Sony Music and...
...the following sponsors.
It's a chance to win expensive food!
Yes!
It's break time!
If all members show their skills and MC Tsuchida says "well done",
you can eat high-class meat and sweets as you like.
First of all, let's see the works of big bears.
What did you make?
I made a song with my own rhythm.
What is "rhythm"?
It's a rhythm that comes suddenly in everyday life.
A rhythm?!
Genius!
Let's watch it.
Please.
A theme song for "Soko Saku".
Wow!
You wrote this too?
There is a crying girl there.
In such a case,
Tsuchitanon tan tan tan tan,
Sago penno penno penno,
Plasan! Ha-un-sun!
Ah! There is an alien there!
In such a case,
Tsuchitanon tan tan tan tan,
Sago penno penno penno,
Tsuchitanon tan tan tan tan,
Sago penno penno penno,
Plasan! Ha-un-sun!
Please watch it.
Wow!
Amazing!
It's like "Yabai Kuni no Ii" TV.
Wow!
You made that?
Yes, I drew it.
Wow! It's like an anime.
It's like an anime, isn't it?
How long does it take you to make it?
It rains a lot.
Genius!
It takes about one minute to make a song.
Genius!
But it takes about seven hours.
Seven hours?!
It's a masterpiece!
Is that all?
Actually, there is one more song.
Genius!
There is one more song.
Let's watch it.
Here we go!
If I were rice,
I would be a plumberry.
Yu-yu-yu,
Teru-teru!
Yu-yu-yu, Teru-teru!
If I were underwear,
I would be a grasshopper.
Yu-yu-yu, Teru-teru!
Yes, without doubt, we are...
We are...
Yes, I like you, Teru-yu.
Piki-piki-piki, yeah!
Wow!
It's a little cool.
What kind of image is this?
Sabe looks like a plumberry.
I see.
And Chichida looks like a boxer.
A plumberry and a boxer?
What kind of image is this?
A plumberry and white rice.
A boxer and underwear.
Something like that.
I don't know what it is, but it looks like meat.
You all passed!
Next,
a magic show by Kosaka and Masumoto.
A magic show by Kosaka and Masumoto.
Kosaka has learned magic.
I'm Masumoto.
Are you a teacher?
Yes, I am.
Next, let's read an interesting picture book.
Smile!
It looks really interesting, so let's read it.
What is it?
It's a picture of a pigeon.
Everyone, don't you want to see a real pigeon?
No!
Then, let's say "poroporo" and cast a spell together.
Yes!
One, two...
Poroporo!
Wow!
What's going on?
What is it?
The bridge is scary!
What's going on?
Don't panic!
Is it a comedy show?
It's exactly what we aimed for!
Both of you have straight faces!
Yes!
Don't panic!
Don't panic too much!
Let's see how it is.
It's okay if it's a success, right?
Yes!
Tsuchiya-san, I'd like you to judge.
Please!
Poroporo!
If we don't feed them here, we don't know what they'll do later.
That's right.
If we don't feed them here, they might come later.
They might come later.
And now...
Inoue is going to participate in "Gyutan Myode".
It seems like Inoue is ready.
Let's see it.
Please!
This is Matsuda's second solo in "Blue Man Kiss".
Here we go!
It's similar!
It's similar, it's similar!
You've never seen it before, have you?
How was it?
It's similar, it's similar!
Cool!
Matsuda himself hasn't done it much.
Well, I know it a little.
It's like you're exaggerating.
You're exaggerating my singing style.
You're breathing a lot.
Breathing a lot?
Well done!
You've passed!
Here's your reward, water!
Now, what else?
Yes.
Oh, Saito!
I don't have much confidence in it, but...
There's a few members and a certain impersonation I've been doing recently.
That's good, that's good!
Please do watch it.
That's good, that's good!
And with that, this trio will jump in and participate!
Well then, please go ahead!
"Secret Blade" infinite train version.
I'll do Enmu!
I'll do Akaza!
I'll do Rengoku Kyojuro!
Good night!
Kyojuro, aren't you a demon?
Good morning, good morning!
We are...
TV...
Kakinaka-tan!
Kiseki...
This is... This is terrible!
Don't underestimate TV Tokyo!
This is... It's been a while since I've seen something of this quality!
This is, Tsuchiya-san, of course...
Miracle of realness!
No, it's like... Um...
What is it?
Stop it! Stop it!
Stop it!
It's like... I thought it would be nice if we could convey how fun it is to be in a dressing room!
We're sorry! We're sorry!
Thank you for your hard work, everyone!
Please enjoy your meal!
After this, will Sabe be teased to death?!
The next players are these five!
There's one player who obviously looks like he's expensive...
Kobayashi is...
A washing machine.
Are you serious?!
Are you kidding me?!
Is the washing machine broken?
No, it's not broken, but...
Sometimes, there's a flood coming in from below...
It's a little scary...
This is really bad!
But this is Tsuchiya-san's...
But you can give advice, right?
It's not like "buy it"...
But if you're okay with my advice, it's fine...
That's right...
"Buy it"!
You fulfilled a lot of my requirements!
She's been negotiating...
And then, Takemoto Piano...
Takemoto Piano, right?
Piano sales are super high!
Do you play an electric piano?
There are nights when I want to play the piano...
When I was in elementary school, I practiced Misch's songs at home every day...
I want to do that again...
That's good!
And then, Oozora...
Boiled egg machine...
Boiled egg machine!
I want one, too!
That's right...
I wish I had one...
Boiled egg...
Boiled egg machine...
Who's the boiled egg machine?!
That's cute!
The members will compete in...
"MC Personal Quiz"!
Answer the quiz about the two MCs in a quick and easy manner!
The person with the most correct answers will win!
Ten's voice, please!
Question!
Haraichi Sabe's terrible nickname in the past was...
"Daizuto" (soybean)
What's the other one?
That's fast!
Oozora!
Boiled egg...
You just said it, didn't you?!
Don't make up stories!
Ten's turn!
Shiratama konnyaku (white egg konjac)
What's that?!
What's so special about it?!
Okay, Habu-chan!
Thumb of a foot...
Far!
It's not a foot, it's a thumb...
It's not a thumb, it's a thumb!
How did you know?!
I think I saw it in a line in a drama.
In "Otome"?
In my line...
In my debut film, right?
She plays with my thumb a lot.
Question.
One thing Tsucchi was happy to hear as a child.
When I was little...
I see, I see.
Yes, Takimoto?
You look cool on TV.
Not at all.
I wasn't happy about anything.
That's funny.
I wasn't happy about anything.
I'm happy!
I wasn't happy about anything.
Yes, Habu?
I like your mustache.
Mustache?!
What's a mustache?!
Yes, Takimoto?
Tell me about Gundam.
It's not Gundam!
It's a hobby!
Yes, Kobayashi?
Thank you for making money.
Adult!
Yes, Habu?
You look like Gundam.
I'm not an iron!
Do you want to be an iron?
Yes!
It's Tsuchiya's hobby.
It's not Gundam.
It's a thing.
Yes, Tencho?
In the future, you'll be a cashier.
No!
I'm not a cashier!
I'm not like that!
Yes, Kobayashi?
You'll be a soccer player!
I see!
To be exact...
You're such a good soccer player!
I asked you if you represented Japan and you said "Yes, I did!"
I'm happy about that.
I'm the happiest about it.
Question!
What does Haraichi Servei think is not enough for him?
Hair.
The skill of concealing one's talent.
Something special.
I want it! I want it so much!
Kei-chan!
Correct!
Haraichi's radio program.
I'm going to do it!
Idiot!
Yes, Habu.
Sexiness.
There is also sexiness.
I won't show it to you, though.
I want you to give me a hint.
Well, if you look at it...
Neck fin.
You can tell by looking at it, right?
It's a neck fin, but you can tell by looking at it.
Yes, Ten-chan!
Neck.
Hey!
Do you think I'm stupid?
You can tell by looking at it, but you can't tell by looking at Haraichi Servei's neck.
All of it!
Yes.
Put them together!
Yes, Kobayashi!
Visual?
Correct!
It's a neck fin!
Her eyes are small.
Not at all!
That's what's cute about her.
Her forehead is narrow.
That's what's cute about her.
Her cheekbones are thick and she looks good.
I think she has nice cheekbones.
She's pretty.
She's cute.
Her thick eyebrows.
Her thick eyebrows...
She's playing with them all of a sudden.
She's playing with them as she's praising them.
Question!
What is Tsuchi's number one treasure?
That's fast!
Family.
It's not number one at all.
It's number one, right? It's number one, but...
Yes, Ten-chan!
Clock.
Clock, clock...
It's realistic, isn't it?
Is this even possible?
Eh? I don't need a treasure.
This is also a hobby of hers.
Tsuchi-san's hobby.
Uniform with autographs.
That's close!
Yes, Ten-chan!
Soccer ball with autographs.
That's wrong!
What else is there? Yes, Ozone!
Bowling ball with autographs.
You like happy leagues, don't you?
Yes, Takemoto!
Spike with autographs.
That's correct!
That's amazing!
When I was in elementary school, I admired this.
There was a French soccer player overseas.
His name is Platini and he's a spike with autographs.
I saw him giving presents to Sanna-san on TV.
I thought I'd become a TV personality in the future and go to Sanna-san's house and steal those autographs.
When I was in Sanna-san's house, I was like "Oh my, I'll do it!"
Question.
Haraichi Sabe, who has an older brother who is four years older than him.
One day, they had a fight and didn't talk for eight years.
What was the reason for the fight?
Yes, Den-chan!
He took my girlfriend.
That's an amazing brother!
Yes, Kobayashi!
He took all of my visuals with him.
And you're like "Why is Rin-chan so cool?"
Don't brothers fight like that?
You were playing together, weren't you?
What did you do at home?
Yes, Den-chan!
I broke a shuriken I made.
Key point!
You broke a shuriken you made with origami and you got angry, didn't you?
Yes, Kobayashi!
I lost the game.
Correct!
You were playing a baseball game with your older brother.
And your older brother was only throwing forks and variable balls.
You couldn't hit them at all and you threw away your controller and didn't talk for eight years.
That was the question.
Oh!
It's over.
That's all of the questions.
What were the points?
The winner is...
Kobayashi with three points!
So, what did you want, Kobayashi?
What was it again?
A washing machine.
Oh no, oh no.
Can we use POM's goods, Kobayashi?
We don't have POM.
We don't have POM, so we can't?
We don't have POM.
If it's POM's goods, it's fine, but...
Rock-paper-scissors?
Shall we do rock-paper-scissors?
Good luck!
Chihabu...
What should I put out?
Oh, you were looking at me for a second.
What should you put out?
What should I put out?
You're going with that, right?
Here we go.
Rock-paper-scissors!
Chihabu was looking at me for a second, but he was thinking about the same thing.
Rock-paper-scissors!
Thank you, Chihabu!
Rock-paper-scissors!
Kobayashi, I'll tell you about the latest feature.
Yes, please do!
You can buy detergents and automatic soy milk.
That's not fair!
Rock-paper-scissors!
As if the traffic light was about to flash
I felt that way
Even if you embrace my change of heart with kindness
Somehow I understand
I thought I couldn't have a new girlfriend
Because you're an awkward person
Even so, I can't meet you
I'm not weaker than you think, you're rusty
So I won't cry even a single tear
I'm not weaker than you think, you're rusty
Even if you hug me until I break, I won't be weak
This program is brought to you by Sony Music and the sponsors you see here.
Next episode, Fujiyoshi Koan's catchphrase will stir up an uproar!
It's a bad word! It's a bad word! It's a bad word!
"Battle Tower" highest level!
Whose catchphrase is this?