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Soko Magattara Sakura Saka?
Une! Une!
Soko Magattara Sakura Saka?
I'm Shikai!
I'm Suda!
Please!
They are Sakura-chan and Shikai-san!
One, two...
Which one looks more fun?
What was that "une une" just now?
You know what "une une" is, right?
What do you mean?
A fish?
Ah, a fish...
Ah, you can say that, too!
But...
I mainly use Sakura-chan.
A caterpillar?
That's right!
A caterpillar, right?
A caterpillar... No!
Sakura-chan has a lot of caterpillars.
I don't like it...
But you expressed it with "une une" in a cute way.
What do you think?
It's about time for me to decide, right?
Right?
Then, next time...
Yes?
I will decide what I did in my head!
At last!
I will announce today's project.
Today's project is...
New center! Make Morita Hikaru shine more!
First single "NOBODY'S FAULT" center, Morita Hikaru!
Morita, who still has a lot of mysteries, will develop his unknown charm!
And this time, we have Takema, who knows everything about Morita's work, and Matsuda, who knows everything about Morita's private life, but...
Are you kidding me? You don't just want to do it, do you?
No, it's not like that!
Do you know about Morita?
Yes.
What is "Morita's everyday life"?
"Morita's everyday life"?
Yes.
Can I say one thing?
Yes.
Hikaru, you often sleep talk, don't you?
Yes.
Hikaru, are you awake now? Are you okay?
Yes. Oh, I'm sorry. I just woke up.
Yes, yes, yes!
You make me feel really blank!
If you practiced a little more...
No, it's not like that. It's been more than a year.
A year? Oh, it's been that long?
Yes, it's been quite a while.
I see.
But, Morita, do you often sleep talk?
I do it quite often.
Oh, you do it often.
You're aware of it, right?
I'm very aware of it.
Of course, right?
I can't hear the alarm anymore...
But, you know, it's young evidence, so it's okay.
Try to be an old man or something.
You'll be surprised if you wake up early!
My dad also wakes up around 5 and a half recently.
It's the same!
He goes to bed early at night, too.
You're in the same state as Kaito's dad, aren't you?
Yes, we are.
Today is pretty good, isn't it?
This program is brought to you by Sony Music and...
Morita Hikaru's ideal breakfast...
...is provided by these sponsors.
Morita Hikaru...
First of all, I'd like you to know what kind of girl Morita Hikaru is,
based on the survey we've done so far.
First of all...
Ta-dah!
Morita Hikaru is...
very particular about...
What kind of girl is she?
She does it all by herself, doesn't she?
That's right.
That's helpful.
Mr. Sherb, do you know this?
She's very particular about Mr. A.D.'s greetings.
No, I don't.
You don't?
She wasn't that weak.
No, she wasn't.
She's not that kind of girl.
Morita Hikaru is not that kind of girl.
By the way, Mr. Shichida, do you know this?
I know it, too.
She does say it!
Please tell me!
She does say it at times like this!
Can I know it?
Can I say it?
No, you can't.
I'm fine because I haven't done anything.
You've different angles for the step handlebars.
I've different angles for the step handles.
You've different angles for the step handlebars.
It's not at all like you guys think!
I think members understand it though.
Marino Kousaka...
A hint!
A hint!?
That's a bit...
It's a hint.
A hidden hint.
Idols tend to be particular about certain things.
Quickies.
Ta-dah! She's obsessed with her bangs!
Wow!
So you're obsessed with your high-heeled bangs?
- No, I'm not. - You're not?
Anyone else?
Someone who's like, "I'm so worried about you!"
Fuseki's head is next to you.
- Fuseki? - I thought it was a costume.
Fuseki isn't worried about you at all!
I think it's because of the way it flutters.
The way it flutters?!
It's her personality!
Uemura, for example, has bangs all the time.
I'm obsessed with Hikaru's curled bangs.
But since it's straight hair, it falls right away.
So I cut it once a week.
- In one go? - Yes.
- Did you change Uemura's hair color? - I did!
- It's brighter now. - Thank you!
It seems like each member has a different obsession with their bangs.
Let's see what kind of obsession Morita has!
Out of these four, you only have one 100-point bangs.
I'd like you to guess which one it is.
- Hikaru, you can't forgive this. - No, I can't.
- By the way, how many points did you get today? - It's pretty.
- It's pretty good today. - It's pretty.
It's pretty good.
About 89 points.
- That's high! - It's high.
- What do you think about "ya arena"? - "Ya arena"?
- "Ya arena"?! - Yes.
Wait a minute! You just said "don't do it on your own"!
- "Ya arena" is dangerous! - "Ya arena" is dangerous!
- "Ya arena"? - Yes.
- I think it's number 3. - Number 3 is good, isn't it?
Then, which of Hikaru's bangs has 100 points?
It's number 3!
Isn't it difficult to guess the one with the lowest score?
- 30 points. - 30 points.
- I know it. - You know it?
I know it.
- Can I say it? - Yes, you can.
Why are you using the same method as me?
No, it's not like that!
- Number 1! - Number 1?
- Why? - Your bangs are the longest, aren't they?
I see you cutting your bangs often,
- so I think number 1 is unforgivable. - I see.
- Because of the length? - That's right.
- By the way, what's your service number? - I think it's 4!
- There's a gap in the left forehead. - Left forehead.
- I'm curious about it. - There's a gap.
- But don't you think there's number 2? - I know it.
- Number 2, right? - I know it.
It sounds like a live language, so I'm sorry.
Then, let's have Morita explain it!
- This is number 100. - Yes.
And number 80 is...
- this one. - Oh!
- What? - It's not like that!
- Huh?
- It's not like what you said! - You're making me look like a bangs expert!
- Huh? - What's next?
- Number 4 is 50 points. - Oh!
- I see! - What about this one?
- There's a gap here and it's a little long. - I see.
- It's a little too round here, too. - I see.
- I don't know about that. - You're particular about it.
- Then, number 30 is... - Number 30 is this one.
- It's an angry finger. - This is...
- It's a live language. - I see.
- Can you see that this one is short? - Yes.
- It's slanted like this. - I see.
- Wow! - Wow!
- I don't know about that!
- I have an ideal, but... - Okay.
- I want this part of the eye to be here. - Oh!
- Oh!
- You want it to be in the middle of the eye? - Yes, yes.
- If you look at this part of the eye, it's already here. - Oh!
- You're particular about bangs like that, but... - Oh!
- the artist's photo of this work is a perfect bangs with 120 points.
- The next questionnaire is... - Yes!
- What is Hikaru Morita's ideal breakfast? - Waimwaimwaim!
- Yes!
- Waimwaimwaim! - Do you know, Sugai-san?
- Oh! - We're looking at it all, aren't we?
- We're all looking, right? - Yes, we are.
- Oh, you're right. I wonder... - You know "Borjuk" right now, right?
- Oh, you're right.
- You're doing well, Sugai! - Right!
I know you like melon bread, but I think you eat it a lot.
Melon bread and banana.
But one is too bad.
One is too bad?
But I know one.
The one you just said is too bad.
Fruits.
That's not true.
Kizuna Ai said banana.
Ten-chan, do you know what it is?
Apple.
Yes, it's an apple.
Really?
I've seen it when I was eating snacks.
Snacks and apple.
Snacks and apple are cute.
By the way, Serves-san, how about saying "something" in a big cut style?
Why?
Takemoto, why do you say like a junior?
Don't say like that.
Can I say something?
Ooi-ocha and Popeye's rice ball.
I see.
No, it's not.
It's not apple.
I love Ooi-ocha and Popeye's.
Maybe it's liquid.
Then, it's miso soup and apple.
It's close.
Can you guess it?
Soup and apple.
Wait, it's not apple.
Hey, it's apple.
It's apple.
Why do you say something about apple?
It seems like Juniors are happy.
Soup and apple.
The answer is ponzu.
I see.
I drink it.
Do you drink it?
Yes, I do.
While we were shooting, you gave me various things like soup.
You said "fruit".
You gave me various things.
But, I drank soup.
I see.
Why do you like these two?
I eat apple almost every day.
Recently, I noticed that soup is sold in convenience store.
After that, I thought it was too delicious.
So, I drink it every day.
Soup and apple.
We received information about Morita's food from other members.
His eating is unusually slow.
What does it mean?
His eating is slow.
It seems like he is chewing all the time.
I see.
Is it fast for you, Karin-chan?
It's normal for me, but for Seki-chan, it's fast for me.
What? Are you kidding me?
It's true.
Is it fast for you?
It's really fast for me.
I eat three bites of mine in one bite.
It's amazing.
Hikaru, why do you eat so fast?
I chew a lot.
It's good for you.
My throat is narrow. It's painful for me.
It's a famous saying. "My throat is narrow."
I want to chew a lot, too.
But, it's hard for me to chew.
No matter how much I chew, my food doesn't get smaller.
That's not true.
My food doesn't get smaller.
It's hard for me to chew.
Your food is moving in your mouth.
What kind of upload are you shooting for idol program?
What kind of upload is it?
Don't make fun of my beard.
Well...
Yes.
I didn't know you had such a cold window.
That's right.
The members have witnessed it, too.
But, we have new information for you.
Yes, we have new information for you.
New information?
You like it now.
You like it now, but you don't like it anymore.
Now, I like pizza buns.
Well, it's delicious.
Which one do you like?
Don't you like it?
I don't like it.
Basically, you like pizza buns.
Pizza buns.
How long does it take you to eat one pizza bun?
You're laughing a lot.
What?
Did you put it on your head?
No, I didn't.
What? You like pizza buns?
What? Am I making fun of you?
No, you're making fun of me.
I bit you.
You're laughing a lot.
It's convenient.
How long does it take you to eat one pizza bun?
About 20 minutes.
What? It's slow.
It's slow.
It's slow, isn't it?
Does it take you 20 minutes?
Yes.
Five minutes.
Well, yes.
Five minutes for Inoue, right?
One and a half minutes for Yumiho, right?
She's making a record.
One and a half minutes.
My boom is a pizza bun.
But there seems to be another favorite food in life.
My favorite food is salt whale.
Is it only in Fukuoka?
I think there is, but not many people know about it.
So I haven't been able to answer my favorite food until now.
I haven't eaten it much since I came to Tokyo.
It's been a while since we ate it, right?
I want to eat it.
So we have prepared it for you.
Even President Yumiko from Fukuoka wasn't familiar with salt whale.
What kind of food is it?
This is salt whale.
Wow, it smells so good.
It's like beef jerky.
It's like a snack.
How do you eat it?
You can eat it raw, but you can grill it and eat it when it's soft.
It's like a snack.
Do you make it at home?
I used to eat it a lot at home.
You don't eat it as a side dish?
I eat it like a snack.
Wow!
Let's eat the salt whale, which they haven't eaten for about two years.
Thank you for it.
- This is it. - It's nostalgic.
This is it, salted squid.
Is it hard?
It's hard. The more you chew, the saltier it gets.
- It's salty. - Yes, it is.
By the way, since you came here for a meal...
- She's here. - She's here.
- She brought it herself. - She came.
- She's here? - She brought it.
- She came. - She brought it.
I'm sorry to say that.
Is it here?
Yes, it's here.
If you want to eat it, it's delicious.
Is there anyone who wants to eat it?
I want to eat it.
That's good.
It's delicious.
Do you want to say "HABU" again?
I want to eat it.
Please eat the salt snack that MORITA recommends.
When I looked at it from here, it looked like delicious meat.
But when I saw it, it was hard.
It's delicious.
It's different from my image.
It's the worst food report in history.
But if you eat it, you won't know.
"HABU" first.
I'll eat it.
It's a salt whale.
You don't know, do you?
It's my first time eating it.
You ate it because it was delicious, didn't you?
But it's very salty.
It's like smoked jerky with a little salt.
I think it goes well with alcohol.
It's a snack.
"TINOUE" too.
I'm laughing.
This is a salt whale!
Why don't you two come forward and show us?
It's like a cooking manga.
What is it? Is it good?
It's good.
You can't eat it at all!
It's good. It's like being in the sea.
Is it good like being in the sea?
It's good.
But you're not trying to eat the second one at all.
I'm going to eat it now.
How is the second one?
It's coming out of my face.
I can feel it.
You're really bad at eating salt whales.
It seems like it didn't go well with "TINOUE's" mouth, but everyone, please try it.
After this, will the MC be a character?
Well then, let's go!
The next survey is...
What's wrong?
The editing doesn't connect.
Suddenly...
I thought it wasn't our style.
You're gradually raising it up, aren't you?
I was a little too serious.
I was nervous.
It's okay, you can do it freely.
I wanted to raise the tension.
Raise the tension, please!
Thank you!
The next survey is...
This one!
It's like "KAMUCHI".
Morita Hikaru just...
buys "FUEAO".
Yeah!
Go! Go! Go! Go!
Sabu-san...
Do you know it?
"BOKUTOU"! "BOKUTOU"!
"BOKUTOU"!
It's not it! It's not it!
"HASAN"!
"HAMU"!
"CAMERA" "PASHA" "PASHA"
It's not it! It's not it!
"FUEAO" It's not it!
"CAMERA" "PASHA"
Anything else?
"PENCIL" "WRITE" "WRITE"
It's not it!
"PENCIL" "WRITE" "WRITE"
It's not it!
"RIKA-SAN"! "RIKA-SAN"! "RIKA-SAN"!
"NEKO-CHAN" "NYA-NYA"
It's not it!
"NEKO-CHAN" "NYA-NYA"
She just buys it.
The tempo is coming! The tempo is coming!
It's not it!
And "BATA-ASHI" "JABA-JABA"
"JABA-ASHI" "JABA-JABA"
Yes! The next one!
"DAISAN"! "DAISAN"! "PURPLE"...
"PURPLE"...
"NOCHIMOCHI" "NOCHIMOCHI"
Tempo!
There was a tempo just now!
Just now!
It doesn't matter if it's "BIG STUPID STUPID"!
Just one word, then!
- Huh? - Chon!
- Moria-san! - Stuffed toys!
Correct!
- Oh, I see! - It was stuffed toys!
- Yes! - This is Hikaru.
How is it?
It's suddenly dark!
I felt like I was wandering around.
- What is it? - Stuffed toys are quite...
How should I say it... Like Pokemon centers...
- Oh, Pokemon centers! - Or when you go to the zoo...
- Oh! - Or when you go to the zoo...
- Yeah! - Or when you go to a souvenir corner...
And you find something you like...
- Then you go, "Oh, I'll buy it!" - But there's quite a number of them!
There's really nothing you can fix...
Like, the corner you're decorating...
Or next to your bed...
Or on the sofa...
Or just wandering around like that.
- Wow! - Wow!
- This one? - There's a lot of them!
Wow! There's three of them!
Wow!
Is there one you like the most?
When I went to Safari Park with Kobayashi-san...
- Oh! - He bought me a stuffed lion...
- Oh! - And that lion is really cute...
- Oh! - And I like it a lot!
Hikaru likes all kinds of animals...
- Oh! - And when you go to a zoo or aquarium...
- You go alone quite often, right? - Oh!
- By the way...
Hikaru, which animal do you want to see the most right now?
- The most? - Yes!
- Which animal do you want to see the most right now? - The most...
- Hachibiro-ko? - Oh!
- Or... - I don't think so... - Or...
- Mambo! - Oh!
- I know! I know! - I know!
I want to see it... and second place...
So it wasn't! There something wrong with your MC...
He says like that all the time...
ными nursing owl!
- But... - You know...
- But... - I don't know, but... - But...
- I know! - You seem to be suffering... - I like it...
- I know! - And third?
- That's how it really is... - That's how it is...
- He says "That's how it is"... - That's great hint.
- Bird! - Rama!
- There you go! - Thanks!
- Thank you so much! - A strong MC!
- This time, you asked us to visit this animal... - Cute!
Thank you very much.
Here you are.
Great.
Hello.
Cool.
I'm impressed.
Very cool.
Cool.
Today, as Taka has come here, let's meet him.
Hikaru, how do you feel to meet Taka whom you have always wanted to meet?
I'm very happy.
Taka is in a high place even in the zoo.
It's hard for me to see him up close like this.
You can stand next to him even if you spread your wings wide like that.
His wings are very beautiful.
You like him very much.
Today, you can feed him.
Please feed him, Hikaru.
I did it.
Here you are.
Are you a "taka show"?
I'm a "taka show".
What's your name?
Me?
Or him?
Both of you.
He is "fabimaru-kun".
fabimaru-kun
He is a male.
And you are?
I'm "nakamura-kun".
nakamura-kun
What are you feeding him?
I'm feeding him "tori no sasami".
Are you feeding him "tori" (chicken) ?
Yes, I'm feeding him "tori" (chicken)
Can I feed him "tori" (chicken) ?
Can you feed him "tori" (chicken) ?
Yes, I can feed him "tori" (chicken)
Please feed him "tori" (chicken)
Did he eat "tori" (chicken) ?
He ate "tori" (chicken) and cried
He is so cute
He is saying "thank you"
He is so cute
By the way, you can also put it on your arm
Would you like to try it ?
Yes, I would like to try it
Wow, you are quick-witted
From the corner of the studio, they will call "fabimaru-kun" and try to put it on their arm
They will explain the precautions to "morita"
You have sharp nails
Please don't stretch it out
Can I go like this ?
"fabimaru-kun" !
"fabimaru-kun" ! Come back !
What's wrong with you ?
You are so cute
You are like an animal
You went up
You are so big
You are so cool
"fabimaru-kun" is full of energy
Will he fly to "morita"'s arm ?
fabimaru-kun
Come in
Wow !
You are amazing !
You are so cool !
Please hold it for a moment
Wow !
Please hold it for a moment
I will never let you go
"morita" and "fabimaru-kun"
Wow !
"fabimaru-kun" to everyone
Wow !
"fabimaru-kun" !
Only you aren't allowed to grab it ! "fabimaru- kun" !
"fabimaru-kun" ! Come back ! "fabimaru-kun" !
"fabimaru-kun" ! I don't want it anymore. It's OK. "fabimaru-kun" !
Awesome !
You are a "hariko-san" ! Cute !
You're not fragile anymore ? Not at all !
How was it ?
Very moved !
It seemed like a dream has come true !
And Nakamura-san, thank you very much!
Thank you very much!
Bye-bye!
Thank you very much!
This program was brought to you by Sony Music and my sponsors.
Fuu-chan, you're amazing!
Fuu-chan!
I'm counting on you, not me!
Next time, it's a mess-up team battle!
Break through the fire wall and get points!
Which team has deepened their friendship?!