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Today's project is...
Sugiyama Dai Sarkasu Kessei Member Audition!
This week, just like last week,
HKT48 and our company's
Sugiyama Dai Sarkasu Kessei Member Audition!
Trendsetter and beginner, HKT48
challenges variety show planning!
One-shot gag!
Also...
Crying game!
Who has the best sense of variety
in HKT48?
Sugiyama Dai Sarkasu Kessei Member Audition!
Trendsetter and beginner, HKT48
challenges variety show planning!
First, self-introduction time!
Murashige, Miyawaki, and Morias
With another special skill,
she got 5 points!
And the next member is...
Next, Tanaka!
HKT48's forever young and talented,
I'm Natsumi Kanko and Tanaka Natsumi!
Nice to meet you!
I see!
She's 12 years old?
That's right!
What is Tanaka's special skill
that she still goes to school with a round cell?
I can do splits,
I can split my legs 180 degrees!
Can you do it with that outfit?
Yes!
Here I go!
Go ahead!
That's amazing!
What else can you do?
High-speed tongue-twister!
High-speed tongue-twister and...
you can do whatever you like with your tongue!
That's great!
High-speed tongue-twister and...
you can do whatever you like with your tongue!
I love you!
That's great! Please stand up!
Thank you!
You did your best!
7 points!
Next, Ueki Nao!
Everyone, please smile! I'm 15-year-old Ueki Nao of Katappai Kubo Gachan Point!
She's so cute!
Especially for Ueki, while playing badminton...
she says kabuki's "ui rou ri"
While playing badminton...
ui rou ri
Please!
I'll do it!
I, Oyakata Tomosu...
while playing badminton...
you may not know me...
but I'm 20-year-old...
and I'm from Odawara, Soushi...
I hope you'll forgive me...
and come to Aomorochani Street!
That's great!
Interesting!
I'm glad you said "ui rou ri"!
9 points!
You did it! Thank you!
You did it, Ueki!
Next, Nakanishi!
Let's do it!
Yes!
Asa kara sukiyaki...
daijoubu!
Full of stamina!
I'm 17-year-old Nakanishi Shiori from Fukuoka Prefecture!
Nice to meet you!
Nakanishi-chan, if you have something you'd like to say...
I have an impression of Mayu Watanabe!
Mayu?
Yes!
Please do!
This way of breathing, the way you hit the note, I have a feeling of love!
Are you making fun of me?
Senpai, are you okay?
It's very similar!
It's similar, but you're making fun of me!
Because you respect me!
You copied me!
Yes, that's right!
I see!
I'll make fun of you!
Yes!
Ten points!
After the first evaluation, Nakanishi got one point!
And next is...
A chance to win until the end!
Electric chair game!
There are six chairs here.
Among them, there is only one chair with electric current flowing.
I will see if I can win without choosing it until the end.
I see!
Up until now, we have seen many "nice" reactions of electric chairs!
What kind of reactions will HKT48 show us?
Everyone, have you ever played with an electric chair?
No!
No.
I see.
I've never had an electric current pass through me.
That's right!
That's a cute comment!
I've never had an electric current pass through me.
If you don't have many reactions,
we will use this professional entertainer as an example.
If you don't have many reactions, we will use this professional entertainer as an example.
By the way, these two are active in Fukuoka.
They are a duo called "nomosemon".
Please show us!
Paaaaa!
And then...
Paaaa!
HKT48's first electric chair!
What kind of reactions will they show us?
The time limit is 30 seconds.
In 30 seconds, you can choose any chair you like.
You can even talk with it.
That's right!
Here we go!
The electric chair is...
Which one is it? Start!
I feel like it's going to be the middle one.
I see.
It's too early for you to sit down and watch TV.
20 seconds! 20 seconds left!
Here we go!
I'm scared!
Are you sure you want to sit on that chair?
Don't move!
4...
3...
2...
1...
Why won't you sit down?
Your reactions so far have all been OK.
OK.
Here we go!
The electric chair is...
This one!
It's just your imagination!
It's just your imagination, Sugiyama-san!
How was Sugiyama-san's reaction?
Well... 10 out of 10!
10 out of 10! That's great!
Here we go!
The electric chair is...
Please sit down!
Murashige, are you sure you want to sit there?
Murashige-chan!
I didn't become an idol to do something like this!
But you want to become a comedian, don't you?
You want to become a comedian, don't you?
Comedians have to do things like this!
What's wrong?
Moriasu-chan!
Moriasu, what's wrong?
Is it that scary?
Tanaka! Tanaka! You don't have to cry like you usually do!
Don't make Moriasu cry every now and then!
OK! Here we go!
The electric chair is...
I told you!
Murashige, how many points did you get?
10 out of 10! That's great!
I want to become a comedian!
Nice reaction, Den-chan-chan!
Now, what will Denryu attack next?
Now, Denryu's chair is...this one!
Ueki is strong!
How was it?
It's like I'm being chased!
From below! From below!
It's like you're being chased!
There's an old man like this below?
Ueki also gets 10 points!
Now, what will Denryu attack next?
It's this one!
It's not what you imagined, right?
How was it?
It didn't hurt...
Maybe you imagined it too much.
Right?
10 points!
Now, the final round!
Will it be Miyamaki or Tanaka who will receive Denryu's promotion?
Is Tanaka okay with that?
Is it okay?
5 seconds left!
4, 3, 2, 1...
Time's up!
Now, for the last one...
Denryu's chair is...this one!
[Sakura's chair is...this one!]
I thought you'd react in one second!
How was it?
It was really fun!
It was fun!
Huh? Please sit down.
I'm getting used to it!
You're getting used to it!
Really!
Ten points!
Everyone is giving points!
And so...
Miyawaki won this match!
[Miyawaki won!]
Miyawaki has survived, but...
How was it?
In that case...
you don't get a point.
Then can I sit down?
You want to do it?
You want to sit down?
That's amazing!
Just looking at it makes you want to sit down?
Can you do it?
You want points, right?
Sit down slowly.
She's sitting down firmly.
Is it okay?
Are you okay with your legs hanging over there?
She won't stand up!
She's putting up with it!
That's amazing!
Can you do it?
[Miyawaki won!]
That's amazing!
What?
What just happened?
You're human, but you can't do it!
How did you do it?
That's impossible!
How many points?
No doubt about it, it's 10 points!
Congratulations!
Miyawaki showed us her beautiful and chic reaction!
Since the members' reactions were good, we'll skip the Nobosemon scene.
This song is also one of the most popular!
Now, let's see what's in the box!
Next up is the variety show "What's in the box?"
Can HKT48 show off their courage as Kyushu girls?
We'll do it in groups of two.
First, Murashige and Miyawaki.
First up is Murashige and Miyawaki's middle school competition!
Open!
This is...
This is scary!
What's scary?
Are you okay?
This is the first time, right?
This is the first time!
Murashige is scary!
Now, let's go!
Now, ready...
Start!
It's coming! It's coming!
What?!
Murashige, hurry up and put it in!
Murashige!
We'll do it in groups of two!
More! More!
What?!
A little lower! A little lower!
A little lower! Lower! Lower! Lower!
A little lower!
What's wrong?!
Miyawaki! What?! What?! What?! What?!
What's inside?! What's inside?!
It's hard...
Don't touch it! Don't touch it!
Touch it! Touch it!
You can touch it slowly!
Wow! Wow! Wow!
It's really popular!
Oh! Oh! Did you get it?
What's this?
Touch it! Touch it!
What's this?
A hand?!
Nooo!
Sugiyama-san...
Shock!
The correct answer is...
A hand!
Correct! Miyawaki, correct!
Miyawaki, correct!
Miyawaki, amazing!
Miyawaki got it right...
10 points!
Murashige gets 5 points!
However, Miyawaki's reaction doesn't seem familiar...
And that is...
That's right! A.k.a. Kashima Miyuki's reaction toaster...
Was the reaction similar only to those from Kagoshima Prefecture?
Next up is...
Next up is Moriyasu and Tanaka!
Moriyasu, what do you think?
I'm scared...
Is there something you're not good at?
Something I'm not good at?
What I don't like is...
Bees...
Tanaka, you don't like it either, right?
I really don't like it...
What is it?
I know what it is!
I don't like it either...
Let's see what's inside the box!
Okay, Yatabe-san!
Open!
What is it?
Open!
What is this?!
Okay, let's go!
It doesn't end until you hit it!
You have to hit it!
I was surprised too!
Okay, let's go!
Go ahead!
Again?
Huh?
Moriyasu?
What's wrong?
Moriyasu!
You haven't hit it yet!
Hit it first!
Okay, I'll give you a hint!
Shigeyama-san hits it a lot!
Stop it!
That's right!
That's a big hint!
A big hint!
Hurry up and hit it first!
Hit it!
Hurry up and hit it!
I'm scared!
Hit it first!
You can do it!
Say "fatt" and then say "su".
You can do it! You can do it!
Hit it! Hit it!
Ready, set...
"fatt" and "su".
Ready?
"fatt" and "su".
su
How was it?
It's dirty!
It smells and it's dirty!
I know!
You can do it!
Get down! Get down!
What?
Remember my hint!
It looks like Sugiyama.
She's cute!
She's cute, so say it!
Is she cute?
She's not cute! She looks like Sugiyama!
Stop it!
These two were so scared that they couldn't put their hands in their pockets.
Shall we roll the dice?
Mirai, come here.
Mirai, Mirai, Mirai.
Let's see what's in the box. Go ahead!
What?
What's wrong? It's cute.
Isn't it cute?
I brought it all the way from Tokyo.
What's this?
What is it?
Both of you get three points each.
Both of them barely touched U-chan.
So, U-chan gets three points and a low score of two.
The last match is between Ubeki, who is 15 years old, and Nakanishi, who loves eyebrows.
Let's open it!
Here we go! Open!
10 points!
10 points for everyone!
Now, let's start the "what's in the box and what's in it" game!
Start!
But I have no choice but to put it in.
Hot!
It's hot!
Why is it so fun?!
Moriyasu, Moriyasu, hold it.
Is there anything under it?
There is!
Someone's making noises!
Ueki, Ueki, what is it? Is it something?
What's up?
It's making noises!
Nakanishi, Nakanishi, sit down! Nakanishi, you too!
Yes, go, go, go!
Don't take it off! Don't take it off!
Huh? Huh?
Huh?
Slowly, slowly, slowly.
You two, you two.
Gently, gently.
Yes, nice, nice.
And as you do it, put your hands forward.
Put your hands forward.
Forward.
Ueki, Ueki, as you do it...
As you touch it, as you touch it...
Forehead! Forehead!
Forehead!
Huh?
More forward, more forward.
Ueki, Ueki, Ueki.
Yes, yes, yes, jump, jump, jump! Go, go!
Good, good!
More, more!
More!
GO! GO!
Okay, who did it? Who?
What? What? What?
There's something!
It's alive!
There's a hole!
Open the door!
It opened!
There's a hole?
It's a good opportunity, isn't it?
It's good, it's good.
Do it one more time! It's smelling! (timing game)
Let me hear you, let me hear you.
It's breathing!
Go under the hole once.
Go under the hole.
A little more.
The hole's a littlevated.
Little lower!
Go lower!
It's good!
Oh, that's good!
Raise it up! Raise it up! Raise it up!
Raise it up! Raise it up! Raise it up! Raise it up! Raise it up!
What is it?
What's inside the flower?
A human...
A human's flower?!
It's a human! It's a human!
A human's...
Oh, who is it?
Nomura-san!
Look at his face!
[Nomura-san is correct!]
Congratulations!
Nomura-san is correct!
Since these two were correct,
we'll give you 10 points!
That's great!
With the courage of touching Nomura-director's face,
they both got full points!
I see...
Sugiyama Dai Circus Audition!
Here, Akanishi, who loves eyebrows, is in the top 20 with 30 points!
Who will get the title of "Variety Queen" of HKT?!
Next up is...
"Regardless of whether you like it or not,
Sugiyama Dai Circus is the standard gang!"
Alright!
If there's a standard gang, it's not a dream for all nationalities!
With that said,
we'll announce as much of the gangs as you can think of!
The one who works the hardest will be selected,
and only that person will receive points!
And those points will be...
100 points!
Amazing!
I want to do it too!
The last one to win 100 points wins! Who will win by showing off their comedy skills?
Think of a gag that everyone can pull off!
Let's start with whoever comes to mind!
Murashige, let's go!
Until Murashige comes up with a gag that everyone can pull off...
3, 2, 1, go!
Mentaiko!
Tarako!
Yakarete!
Gag Mentaiko!
She's doing it with her mouth too!
I see! I think it was pretty good!
Let's move on!
Ueki!
Here I go!
Rugby player!
That's good!
Amethyst?
Let's move on!
Miyawaki!
Here I go!
Dadaise mangu!
What's that?
Dadaise mangu!
That's great!
It was funny!
Dadaise!
This is something we do a lot in theaters too!
Let's say there's a bird over there!
If this bird becomes human...
Let's make that face!
Here I go!
3, 2, 1!
That's great!
Miyawaki!
Only Moriasu doesn't raise his hand!
Here I go!
HKT48!
HKT gag!
That's good!
Moriasu!
- Can I? - Yes, you can!
- Moriasu, a little more in the middle. - It's my first time showing it off, but...
- Yes, you can! - I've never done a one-shot game before.
- You haven't done it before, but... - Can I? - Yes!
- I think it'll be really fun. - Oh!
- Here I go! - You raised your heart!
Hidaka-kun!
- That's good! - That's good!
- This is Moriasu! - Moriasu! - Moriasu!
- Ok? - That's good. - I haven't done that before.
- I'm going to do it. Version 2. Elbow hook! - That's good!
- That's good! - That's good! - That's good!
- Good! - Good! - Yes!
- Moriasu! - Moriasu! - We don't have that!
- We don't have it anymore! - We don't have it anymore.
- Ok, Nagaishi. - Ok.
- We'll do it again while doing the image impersonation. - Sounds good.
I would like to imitate a vase with a glass frame that is displayed in a luxury art museum.
I would like to express the vase with my face.
3, 2, 1!
It looks like it!
It's amazing!
I would like to imitate an animal as well.
I would like to imitate a monkey.
3, 2, 1!
It's cute!
It's not cute! It's funny!
That's totally what comedians think!
It's funny!
I would like to imitate a monkey's cry.
3, 2, 1!
It's cute!
It's similar!
Thank you!
Lastly, Nakanishi!
I used to do something called "chorian panman".
I came up with an idea.
Can you call me "chorian panman"?
Chorian panman!
It's funny!
It's really funny!
Murasugi is really cute!
You are cute! Nakanishi is funny!
It's cute! It's funny!
Out of the six members, who will be chosen as one of the members of Sugiyama Circus?
Who did you think was the most interesting?
Please announce the winner!
Nakanishi!
You've disappeared with only 30 points!
Amazing!
HKT48 has tried many variety projects and had many noise reactions!
It's not a dream to take over the world!
We're aiming for all nationalities!
Hang in there! HKT48!