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This week's "Weekly AKB" continues with...
H.K.T.48's "Denniki Sexy"...
For Lovetown, where they'll be living a new life in Hakata...
We'll collect talent from all over Fukuoka...
And give Lovetown the best spots in the area!
Lovetown is in Fukuoka, so we'll come, right?
The presenter who satisfied Lovetown the most...
...is Weekly AKB's Jun Regular!
I'm love, love, love, love, Lovetown!
H.K.T.48 will also appear in the second half!
But didn't idols join us for this?
What will happen to Weekly AKB this week?
Lovetown's Hakata's Charming Presents Project!
Last week, Parachute Squad presented the world's most delicious pasta shop...
...and won 4 Lovetowns!
Next up, Novo7on will present a new chocolate shop...
...and make Hime eat weird food...
...and end up with 0 Lovetowns!
And Saori and Katsuki...
...will dress Hime up as a handsome young man...
...and win the best 5 Lovetowns!
Now, let's welcome our next presenters!
I'm Doi Ueno of Doi Ueno.
She's a young hopper from Mefkoka.
I'm Doi Ueno of Manzai City.
Do you know Nobuta?
Yes, of course.
Oh, you know her!
You know her!
That's great!
Thank you!
By the way, what kind of jokes do you do?
You know, you hit yourself and you hit yourself back.
Oh, you've done it!
That kind of joke, right?
She's done it!
You hit yourself and you hit yourself back.
Do you like that joke?
I love it!
Oh, I'm sorry!
I said I like it, so show me!
Oh, you've done it!
You hit yourself and you hit yourself back.
Hello, I'm Doi Ueno. Nice to meet you!
I'm Ueno! Nice to meet you!
That's enough! Thank you very much!
Senpai! Senpai!
What's wrong? What's wrong with you?
We only do manzai, but is this okay?
No, not at all.
That's what you wanted to see, right?
Yes, that's it!
Okay, okay!
So, what are we doing today?
Today, since we're in Fukuoka, I think mozunabe is famous in Fukuoka.
Today, we're at a mozunabe restaurant called Fulavita.
Fulavita!
And we're going to eat Tomoyamu-kun roasted mozunabe!
Sounds delicious!
What is Tomoyamu-kun roasted mozunabe?
Wow!
Thank you!
Wow, it smells really good!
Wow, it looks delicious!
This is Tomoyamu-kun roasted mozunabe!
Have you ever eaten Tomoyamu-kun roasted mozunabe?
No, we haven't!
Right?
The characteristic of this mozunabe is...
First, you roast the mozunabe in charcoal fire and then you use it!
By doing this, it becomes savory and the texture of the oil changes!
And the soup in the pot is Tom Yum Goong's own home-made soup!
An original menu that you can only eat here!
How will it taste like?
Wow! I love mochi! Let me try it!
Mmm! It's good!
Is it good?
Thank you very much!
Is there anything special you're doing for Yume today?
Soup...
- It's good. - How is it?
- It's good. - It's good!
Since Yume is coming today, we've doubled the spiciness than usual.
We've made it as spicy as possible...
- Are you okay with it? - What?
- Are you okay with it? - Yes.
- Wait a minute! - It's not spicy at all!
- It's getting spicier! - On the contrary, I'm very happy! Isn't it a good present?
- Is it really spicy? - Yes!
- It's not spicy at all. - It's not spicy at all and it's not spicier than this.
- It's noisy! It's noisy! - I'm sorry.
- Who is it?! - I'm sorry.
- It's Sugiyama! - Hey!
- Rabuta! - I'm sorry. I'll be quiet for a moment.
- It's not a goodbye. - It's okay.
- I thought we wouldn't meet today. - No, it's not okay.
- I didn't want to meet you, Sugiyama. - Why didn't you want to meet me?!
- If you didn't want to meet AKB, you shouldn't have done it! - Ah...
- Eh?! - I'm definitely raising my arm in Fukuoka.
- Stop it! Stop it! - Eh?!
- Stop it! And I'm eating with my seniors! - Good morning.
- Hey! Hey!
- Hey! Wait a minute! - Hey!
- Hey! What are you doing?! - What are you doing?!
- We're eating right now. In between filming. - Eh?!
- We're here. Kori-san said we're here. - We're really here.
- Kori-ken-san, do you know? - I've seen it before!
- You've seen it? Do you know? Do you know what kind of story it is?
- I know! - What kind of story is it?
- "Dharma Korogashi." - Ah!
- That story! You said you wanted to see it! - That legendary "Dharma Korogashi."
- You said... - "Dharma Korogashi."
- Then... Then, Kori-ken-san! "Dharma Korogashi," please!
Dharma!
- "Kongaree-kong." "Kongaree-kong."
"Kongaree-kong." "Kongaree-kong."
- Kuri-kun! Kuri-kun! Your fart is coming out.
- I'm sorry! I'm really sorry! Sorry about this!
- Kori-san! - Kori-san!
- It's pretty rare for you to fart in front of "Lab-tan." - Really?!
- But the story goes up to that point! Your fart! - That's right!
- Ah, your fart goes up to that point! - Up to that point!
- "Lab-tan"! "Lab-tan", what do you think about it?!
I'm sorry.
But you didn't introduce yourself. You should introduce yourself to Legend of Love.
Can I? I am...
Kurikiri kurikiri kuriken desu!
Cute!
Really?
It's been 16 years.
Wow! You're a father!
Yes, I'm married and have kids.
16 years is a long time.
I want you to introduce yourself.
I want you to do it for the camera.
I don't care about that.
I don't care about the camera.
I want you to do it.
I want you to do it for real.
I'm love love love love love lovetan.
Cute!
She's cute!
I'm Guri Guri Guri Guri Ken.
Why did you turn away from the camera?
You should do it for lovetan.
I know it.
You're always using your strength.
I might be able to do it in Fukuoka.
You can do it!
You're a senior.
You won't be caught in Fukuoka.
In order to redeem himself,
he took out a newspaper
and started bragging about
riding a newspaper with Sun Yaba.
What are you doing?
Look at this.
Cute!
You know lovetan is doing something with this combination, right?
You've seen it, right?
It's the O'Carly brothers.
Which one do you like?
I like Yakiniku Gyugyu.
Yakiniku Gyugyu?
That short story is funny, isn't it?
Yakiniku Gyugyu?
Short story.
Yakiniku Gyugyu.
Can we start with Carly?
Let's go with Gyu if it's Yakiniku.
Shall we go with Gyu?
Gyu, gyu, ay!
Gyu, gyu, gyu!
This is it!
I'm happy!
That's great!
Doylewed didn't like it at all.
Sanrabutan.
Is it expensive?
Oh, it's Gorabutamtam.
The Hakuuta Prefecture Tournament is coming to an end.
The first place is...
Yatabe-san and I will give you a presentation from now on.
Yes.
After all, when you move, you want to have furniture and various things at home, don't you?
Yes.
That's where it's convenient.
Yes.
Here in Onigai.
Oh!
It's Don Quijote-san.
I love it!
You love it?
Yes!
Do you still go there often?
I do, I do, I do!
You do?
Yes.
You're cute!
They immediately headed to the store.
Yes, really!
Yes!
Hey!
Yes?
What are you doing?
Huh? Where did you see it?
Where did you see it?
You saw it earlier, didn't you?
Today, I presented various things.
Ah, yes, yes, yes.
Yes, yes, yes.
What's wrong? What's wrong with you?
No, no, it's already...
It seems that he is not satisfied with the results of today's presentation.
No, one more chance!
Give me two chances!
Last chance!
There are so many things here.
Yes.
We will do something really funny and funny.
Yes!
Please wait for a moment.
Don't tighten your neck!
We will do something funny and funny!
We will do something funny and funny.
Yes, we are looking forward to it!
So, the funny and funny presentation competition starts now!
There are about 45,000 items for sale at Don Quijote.
Choose what you like and do something funny and funny!
Princess Labutan will judge it!
Excuse me!
Ah!
Excuse me!
The representative is here.
Representative!
I love you!
What will you do?
You too, Asukara!
AKB!
What will you choose, Labutan?
Zero!
It's quite spicy!
What will you do, Labutan?
200 yen!
That's how it is, Yusuke.
She's going to lose everything.
Saori, you want to do it too?
Come!
5 rounds!
Wonderful!
And now...
The representative is here!
Matt and Tiger.
Huh?
Come!
Hurry up! Hurry up!
Oh, Labutan!
5 rounds!
Wonderful!
You're doing great!
Here I go.
Now, Labutan!
4 rounds!
Wonderful!
4 rounds!
You're doing great!
Bebe, you're doing great!
Here I go.
Now, please.
Ultra Soul!
Hey!
Oh, wonderful!
This series is quite good!
You're a genius!
You're in a plot twist now!
I'm going first!
First!
I'm going!
Oh, no!
I dropped it back in the lake!
What should I do?!
Oh, goddess!
Is it this gold Zabath you dropped?
Or is it this silver Zabath?
No, I dropped a normal Zabath!
You are honest!
You have both of these Zabaths!
Let me give you a dumbbell!
Macho man!
Zombie game!
What is this, Love-tan?
5!
You got 5!
You did it!
Great!
You did it!
That was good!
With the zombie game!
Now, next...
Oh!
The worst!
I'm going to hit you!
So cute!
I'm Saito!
Saito-san!
Alright!
I'm going to...
Tokyo, too!
What is this, Love-tan?
It's cute, so 2!
2?!
The other way around!
What is this, Love-tan?
What are you going to do, Love-tan?
I'm sorry!
Trick-or-treat!
What is this?!
What is it?
Trick-or-treat?
What is it?
Now, next...
Oh!
It's here!
Tatsuki-chan!
Thank you!
8!
5!
It's melting!
Dad!
What is this, Love-tan?
It feels good in my head!
Cruel!
Scary!
Oh!
It's here!
I'm sorry!
Oh!
It's good!
Complex!
Now!
What is it, Love-tan?!
Now!
The episode is over!
It's over!
But you got 3 points!
Pretty good points!
Pretty good!
With only those two, you got a lot of points!
The second one!
Oh, the second one!
The two of you, will you go to the right?
It shrank!
Oh!
What is it, Love-tan?!
4!
4, Love-tan!
You're good!
Thank you!
You're wonderful!
Cute!
The end!
Who won in the end?
Love-tan will announce the MVP.
The MVP is...
Jun Regular of Weekly English.
Who gave Love-tan the most satisfying present?
Please!
Hmm...
It's not Yatabe-san!
It's Saito-san!
It's cute, it's funny, it's lovely!
I didn't know you had that kind of thing!
But since we're here today, since it's Weekly AKB's first job, let's give Yuu-san a word of instruction.
Let's do it!
You had a legendary instruction, didn't you?
A legendary instruction... Is that okay? Can you do it?
I can do it.
Can you do it? Okay, I got it.
Then let's do it.
Okay, everyone.
Let's do it in one go.
Okay, let's do it.
What?!
You can't do it in one go.
Can you do it one more time?
That's funny!
Thank you!
After this, HKT48 will finally appear!
Next up is...
HKT48!
From Hakata...
This time...
It's finally...
Here!
AKB!
This is...
Variety!
And now, they will appear.
Young students...
Please...
Appear!
Here we go!
One, two...
We are S.K.T. Hottie 8!
Yes, we are cute!
Previously, Miyazaki Daisaku made a variety show with the members.
I'm your host, Thunder Sugiyama.
Thunder! Thunder! Sugiyama!
The reason Thunder Sugiyama came back with a comedy show is...
Sugiyama Daipa made a member audition!
That's right!
Currently, he is active in Fukuoka.
Among S.K.T. Hottie 8, which is also based in Fukuoka,
he selected members suitable for variety shows...
and is trying to form Sugiyama Daipa Circus!
Will his second appearance really appear?
Are you really going to follow me to Sugiyama?
Yes!
Really?
Yes!
Follow me!
Those who caught me! Those who caught me!
They won't come at all!
That's right!
This time, we will be judging Thunder Sugiyama!
Will a member suitable for a variety show appear?
First of all, it's time for Sugiyama Daipa Circus to introduce himself!
Please introduce yourselves and appeal to Sugiyama Daipa Circus as much as you like!
Yes!
Do your best!
Yes! Yes!
I will do my best!
This is just an audition for Sugiyama Daipa Circus,
so when you enter Sugiyama Daipa Circus,
you will be able to enter the regular weekdays of S.K.T. Hottie!
This is huge!
With that said, let's start with the average age of 15 years old!
Fresh HKT48 member self introduction!
Let's start with Murashige-san!
Yes!
Simply put, I'm half Russian and half Japanese.
In HKT48, I'm Murashige Aniko, the funniest member!
Thank you!
You're half Russian?
Yes, I'm half Russian.
Your mother is?
Russian.
Your father is Japanese?
Yes.
In HKT48, you're the funniest?
Well, I'm a comedian.
What?!
Really?!
Yes, I'm also a comedian.
This is my lesson skill.
I have a lot of one-shot jokes.
Really?!
Yes!
Well, we also have Yatabe-san...
Ah!
We have a gagger!
Yes!
Before the comedian...
Yes!
Let's have a gag battle with Yatabe-san!
Let's see which one is more funny!
The gag battle between the two of them is about to begin!
Yatabe, can you show us your comedianism?!
First of all, Murashige-chan...
Murashige-chan!
Murashige-chan first!
Yes!
Here I go!
"Hakata no Hachi" (Hakata's Bowl)
That's cute!
Next, Yatabe!
"Ichi no Kata" (First shoulder)
"Ni no Kata" (Second shoulder)
"Nade Gata" (Patting shoulder)
Where's the camera?!
Where?!
It's hard to see!
It's only the first round!
I see!
You can do it one more time!
Yes!
Next, Murashige-chan!
"Melonpan" (Melon bread)
That's good!
Next, Yatabe!
"Hato ni Esa wo Agetemasu" (Pigeon feeding)
"Watakushi Koushite Mai Asa" (Every morning like this...)
"Hato ni Esa wo Agetemasu" (Pigeon feeding)
Time's up!
That was quite a fight!
The winner is...
Murashige!
Murashige, is there anything else you want to say?
Yes, that's all.
- That's all! - I see!
I see!
Murashige, I think you are a good candidate for H.K.T.
To join Daiter Class?
Yes! So, Murashige, you get 8 points!
Do I get a score?
Yes, you do. It's an audition.
How many points are you getting?
10 points.
Murashige, you get 8 points!
Wow!
Murashige, will you join Daiter Class soon?
Next, Miyawaki!
Yes!
You and you too, in everyone's hearts...
Sakura Sake!
I'm Miyawaki Sakura, 14 years old from Kagoshima Prefecture.
Nice to meet you!
Cute!
Sakura Sake is cute!
If you have the speed...
I can imitate people!
Me!
For example?
I can imitate Ninjaburo Furuhata, who has a high voice.
What about Ninjaburo Furuhata, who has a high voice?
- I'd like to see it. - In front of Tsubokura - san...
- It's quite difficult. - Yes!
Then, please!
You are...
the culprit of this case!
Well...
You're under arrest!
Wow!
She's serious!
Her voice...
Well, it's cute, so it's okay...
- It's cute! - Um...
You're daring...
- You're lowering your heart rate... - Yes!
7 points!
Bia got 7 points!
Now, next up is...
- Moriasu! - Yes! - Yes!
I'm Moriasu Madoka, 15 years old, with a mysterious girl who wants to bewitch your heart!
Nice to meet you!
"I want to bewitch your heart"...
- Moriasu... - 15 years old... You look like an adult! - That's right!
- Is that so? Thank you very much! - How tall are you?
- Uh... I'm 165 centimeters! - Wow, you're tall!
- You're tall, too! - Yeah!
What are your special skills or points you'd like to show off?
Well, my dream in the future is to become a model...
- Oh, that's nice! - So I've been practicing walking like a model!
- Wow! - I see, that's nice! - That's nice!
- You sound like a talent! - But you do sound like a model, don't you?
- Yeah! - Right?
Here I go!
- "Hahaha" is fine, too! - Oh, you said "it's fine" until your last smile!
- It's fine! It's fine! - There's a cute side of you!
- I see! - You're cute! - I see!
Is there anything else you'd like to show us?
- I've been practicing rakugo for today! - Oh, really?
- Wow, that's amazing! - Wow!
- Can you show us a little bit of it? - Here I go!
Hey, manager! Do you always do amomori in this house?
No, no, that's not true!
We only do amomori on rainy days!
- She's cute! She can forgive everything! - Wow, that's pretty good!
- That's pretty good, isn't it? - But now...
- Yeah? - I can't love you anymore!
- What's wrong? Are you not on good terms with me, H.K.? - Shall we give Morias a score?
- 8 points! - Wow!
Morias gets 8 points for his smile!
After this, we'll have an incredible self-appeal!
Weekly AKB news!
NMB48's new single "hitagawa kenji" will be released on November 7th!
And next week's "Weekly AKB" is...
Tsugiyama vs. Circus Audition Second Half!
From the usual reactions...
One-shot gags!
High-quality impersonations!
And even crying games!
Don't miss next week's "Weekly AKB"!