AISubs v3.5
Shinoda Mariko!
In 2012, during the election campaign,
Shinoda Mariko, who was shining with pride,
said something like this to her juniors.
Send your frustrating power more and more
to us, your seniors.
Please come and hit us.
Please come and crush us.
I will always be waiting for you.
That's right. Shinoda, who wished for the growth of young people,
said to her juniors that she wanted them to surpass herself.
So, this time...
Recently, some members have risen up
in order to further raise such young people,
who are active only among young people.
That is...
A variety of special forces led by the southwestern south,
the south army!
So, this week...
We will have a variety showdown!
We did it!
The senior members of AKB48 and the junior members
will have a variety showdown!
They will fight with all their pride as idols!
We will catch you!
What is this?
AKB48's generation change is...
What?
Their battle without humanity is about to begin!
AKB48's Humanity Without Humanity Variety Showdown!
First of all, they will set up their fake bodies and call their juniors.
They will check their variety skills!
Weekly AKB Shopping Queen Championship!
Today, we're going to test the young people's speaking skills.
First of all, we're going to test the young people's speaking skills.
It's not an idol's reaction.
What is it?
People usually say I'm ugly, but I think I'm fashionable, so I'm going to show you my good points. I'll do my best!
Yes!
Miyata-san!
People around me say I'm weird or I'm a little weird.
They say the same thing once in a while.
It's important.
People in front of me are talking, but if you don't think about it, people in front of you will comment.
Today, I'm going to show you what I like.
This bear is so cute!
It's cute!
This!
Yes!
That!
It's cute!
Wait a minute!
I can't pull it out of my mouth, can I?
Can you change the channel?
I can't!
It's like this!
Stop it! Stop it!
Stop it!
Don't watch it like this!
Lick it!
Stop it! Stop it!
What's that?!
Stop it!
What's that?!
Lick it! Lick it!
Stop it! Stop it!
No, no, no!
It's cute!
What's wrong with you?!
I'm recording right now!
No, no, no!
I'm an AKB member!
Oh, I didn't know! I'm sorry!
Wait a minute!
Recently, AKB has been releasing a lot of young members.
That's right!
They've been releasing a lot of loose songs.
That's right!
Now I'm like a loose host!
That's not true!
These young people are licking the roses.
We're not licking them!
What?! Reaction zero?!
Is this a big company's location?!
I didn't know!
Oh, I see!
Even if you're a professional...
That's right!
So you're used to it!
That's right!
So you're confident about it?
No matter what you say, yes!
Oh, here it is! What is it?
Variety Special Force! South Army!
Wow! South Army, but not in the center!
Is it okay, Hajime?
I was surprised!
Rather than a relatively quiet Matsui-san in the middle...
Matsui-chan is trying to go there, right?
Yes!
I see!
So this is what you had to do in the opening, right?
That's right!
We have to raise young people!
So we'll have a variety showdown!
Huh?
A variety showdown?
Okay!
If we win, we won't come out again!
No way!
A new variety showdown started with their seniors' strong words!
They will now play three rounds, and the team with two wins will win!
And if the young team loses, they will lose their appearance on the show!
Special rules have been added!
Will they be able to win the new variety showdown?
A.K.B.48 New Generation Without People Battle!
The first showdown is...
Rock, paper, scissors!
Now you know the rules, right?
In rock-paper-scissors, whoever wins has the right to hit.
We'll cover that with a helmet.
If you can hit it well, you win.
Yes!
A variety of struggles.
What will happen?
In the first round, south army, Umeda Ayaka!
Her opponent, team four, Iwata Karen!
Who will win the first battle?
Please.
I want to say "I'll crush you", but...
I want you to say "I'll crush you"!
I don't think I can say it.
Say it!
Look me in the eye and say it!
Say it!
I'll crush you!
Say it!
Nice!
Please.
Up until now, Minagishi-san has been pretending to be nice.
Did you praise her?
I was surprised that she used such a small trick.
Shall we start?
I'm panicking.
Rock-paper-scissors!
One, two...
Rock-paper-scissors!
Umeda-san lost!
Iwata is attacked by the temple.
Could it be that she's pretending to be nice?
You're stupid! You're too serious!
I'm about to crush you, so only two minutes have passed!
Are you going to do it?
You don't have enough experience.
You're going to do it from the top, not from the bottom, but from the side, right?
The second round is between the south army and Matsui and Saki!
The opponent, team four, is Tano and Yuka!
Will they be able to show off their progress in the next round?
I won't lose to reflexes.
I haven't been showing off my weekly akb for no reason.
That's right.
You haven't been showing it lately, have you?
Well...
We're friends, you know!
I really was showing off my weekly akb at the last minute.
I was wondering if you wouldn't call me anymore.
What should I call you, Matsui?
You can call me Sakiko.
Sakiko-san!
Saki-cho! Saki-cho!
I see.
Maybe I'm the cause of it.
That's possible.
Maybe I'm the cause of it.
Maybe it's today.
I said something a little extreme when we got together, didn't I?
Let's do it!
You can do it!
Here we go!
One, two...
Let's do it like rock-paper-scissors!
Come on!
Ah!
One, two...
No, no, no...
Matsui-san, if you do it like this, the harder one will hit you.
Does it hurt?
Are you okay?
You didn't hesitate and hit me from above...
You're amazing.
You're an amazing junior.
Ah!
Here we go!
One, two...
Let's do it like rock-paper-scissors!
Come on!
Ah!
No, no, no...
That's dangerous!
This part is okay, but the harder part is not okay.
I'll drop it like this.
How is it?
Junior, please hit me properly.
One, two...
Let's do it like rock-paper-scissors!
Come on!
Ah!
The other side!
Ah!
I did it!
Of course!
I did it!
As expected of the younger members.
They lost the match and took the first place.
I thought you could win now, but...
That's right.
It's obvious.
But in terms of variety shows, this is a better development.
That's great!
Thank you for calling me.
I'll do my best!
And you've come to a good place.
Yes!
Please take care of me.
How about you, Nakamura-san?
Yes!
How about your reflexes and reflexes?
I think I have reflexes!
Ah!
Variety show experience and youth's clash!
And Team Four will have a match against the guests of the show!
Who will win?!
Let's do it like rock-paper-scissors!
Come on!
Ah!
We have to win this game.
We have to win! We have to win!
You were hitting him a lot!
I'm sorry.
I was surprised!
I was hurt.
If you hit me, I won't hit you.
One, two! Hit me! Hit me!
Jangen, come here!
Hit me! Hit me!
That was just barely.
I hit you in the eye.
I could have done it with a break, but I went all the way around and hit you in the back of the head.
It's okay! It's okay!
I'll say it again, but if you hit me, I won't hit you.
If you hit me, I won't hit you.
That's right!
That's why she says " sarcasm"
Jangen, come here!
Hit me!
Jangen, come here!
You said you won't hit me!
I said to her, "You're kidding me," didn't you?
I won't hit you.
You'll decide next!
Then, let's go!
One, two! Hit me! Hit me!
Jangen, come here!
Jangen!
Janen!
I told you!
I promised you I wouldn't hit you if you put this on!
Why?!
But it's true?
It's true?
I'm happy!
Since we can't play rock-paper-scissors, we'll have a draw!
Round 2!
"Laugh and play" game!
The rules are, one representative from each team will say something without using words, and the other two will be asked questions.
Each question has 10 points.
The time limit is 3 minutes.
The team with more correct answers will win!
This is just for fun.
It's not fun if you just say it.
So, for the team that doesn't play this game, we've prepared a special tool called "Laugh Limiter".
Is it a ping-pong ball?
It's a Laugh Limiter.
A Laugh Limiter?
If you can say it and say it until the end, you win!
If you can't say it and it flies away, you lose 20 points!
That's right!
The first challenger, Team 4!
Team South, please use the Laugh Limiter!
We're using it!
That's good!
Does it hurt?
I have self-inflicted injuries.
Your body is hurting!
It hurts!
If you can't say it, do you want to go to the hospital?
Is it possible?
Let's go!
The time limit is 3 minutes!
Gesture!
Start!
Bungee jump!
Correct!
Next!
Riding a motorcycle.
Guild war somehow.
Splitting!
Guild war circus.
Guild war comedy.
What kind of guild war is it?
Wild guild war!
Stupid guild war!
Matsuri, bad!
Matsuri is awake now!
Alright, next!
And after this, Team Four cleared four questions and dropped all rough limiters, gaining 120 points.
Next up is Team South's challenge!
So, Captain's brother, how about it?
We'll show you how it's done as a lesson in comedy!
Will they be able to do as they've been declared?
One, two... Gesture, start!
What, what, what?
It went all the way to the second rope!
This is...
Sky tree!
Correct!
Omikoshi!
Correct!
That's fast!
The team is surprised!
What is it?
Does your foot smell?
Mii-chan, does your foot smell?
The smell of Mii-chan's foot is intense!
Leave it there!
Does your foot smell?!
Correct!
Let's move on!
Chicken! Chicken!
Awesome!
Chicken!
Genius!
I'm a genius!
Here it comes!
It went all the way!
Chicken!
Correct!
Imitate a chicken.
What kind of chicken is it?!
From a different perspective?
Yes, from a different perspective.
It's like chicken stew?
Stupid chicken!
Correct!
This is good!
Let's move on!
Banana...
You're bad!
Gorilla!
Genius is here! Genius is here! Genius is here!
Banana...
Don't hold it down! Don't hold it down!
Sayaka. Akimoto Sayaka is eating banana.
Sayaka is eating it.
Akimoto?
Akimoto Sayaka is eating banana.
Akimoto Sayaka is eating it.
No?
No, no.
Chimpanzee!
Correct!
Okay, next!
Next!
Here it is!
What is it?
Wing? Wing? Wing?
Camel?
Yes, camel!
Basically, it's that face, Mii-chan!
Camel! Camel!
Face!
It's all tongue!
Camel? Camel?
Camel what?
It's riding!
Oh, it's floating! It's floating!
Camel!
It's riding you!
Camel is riding you! It's riding you!
That's right!
Okay! One more person! Tano-san!
Oh, Mii-chan!
Minagishi Minami's colorfulness.
Friday's Mii-chan!
What? What is it?
Minagishi Minami is doing gravure.
Gravure! Gravure!
And her face is a little weird.
Does this make sense?!
She really wants to do gravure, but she can't.
Tano-san, you're going to say it! Tano-san, you're going to say it!
Tano-san, you said it?!
You said it! You said it! You said it!
I said it!
Okay, you said it all! 60 points!
Mii-chan!
Minagishi Minami!
Time's up!
After working out, he became a laughing textbook and showed his students a good example.
How many points will he get?
I'll announce the score. The score is...
140 points!
In the second round, he showed his skills and the Minami Army won.
With this, they lost one game in their lives.
Can you show me one more time?
Wow!
Banana! Banana! Banana!
I can't eat banana!
Basically, their faces are the same!
Minami Army vs. Team Four Army
Who has better reactions?!
The rule is, among the three electric chairs prepared,
looking at the reaction of the person sitting in it,
you have to guess who hasn't used an electric chair yet.
However, electric chairs can be used three times,
or none of them can be used.
Variety's acting ability is tested.
In addition, as a special rule,
the one who wins this competition
will be the winner of this new variety competition.
The first challenge is Team Four!
I'm scared!
I don't like it!
You like it there, don't you?!
Shall we go there?
You like it there, don't you?!
Yes, I like it there.
Now, please have a seat.
Well, we don't know where it will flow, do we?
Yes.
Of course you can do those kinds of acting and reactions where electricity flows, don't you, Variety?
That's right.
Right?
I can't lose, after all.
But I'm so scared.
Are you okay?
Of course.
You can do reactions on, can't you?
Yes, I can.
Yes.
Did you do it? Did you do it? Did you do it now?
I'm sorry, well...
I did it! I did it!
Nomura-san's hands are shaking.
What's wrong?
Nomura-san's teeth just hit me.
We just practiced for you to react like this.
Isn't it funny?
It hurts!
Remember this reaction and do it at the same time.
It hurts so much!
We didn't say it in the strategy meeting, but you jump a lot.
You can't lose, leader.
I really can't lose.
First of all, I don't think I'll lose even if I come this far.
I'm a little scared, so I don't want to sit down.
Now, please sit down.
It's for the strategy meeting, right?
That's right. You want to come out, right?
We want to come out!
Next week's fashion project is shopping.
That's right, I want to do an event.
Why did you choose Toyosu Supermarket?
That's right, really.
Now, please sit down.
Can you see it?
It's a battle of fate for future appearances.
What will be the result of the first appearance?
Now, let's go.
Den Lewis, reaction on!
It's difficult!
Hey!
Hey, this is...
This is almost...
This is almost the same.
This is difficult.
I don't know at all!
If it's almost the same...
Maybe it's 0 or 3.
Now, let's sum up the answers.
Now, have you decided?
Den Lewis's answer is...
0.
Tano-chan and Mariko-chan's answers are...
The South Army believes that there is no current flowing in Iwata's chair.
What is the correct answer?
Well, let's find out.
The answer is that only Iwata's chair has no current flowing in it.
Is it correct or not?
Reaction on!
Huh?
All of them didn't have any current flowing in them.
Yeah!
We did it!
The South Army was driven into a corner with a bold fake reaction.
Well, let's have you sit down.
If you lose, the winner will be this young team.
I won't lose.
As long as you don't show it, you will lose, Nakamura-san.
In order to give a seat to my juniors, I want them to sit there gently.
And now...
What is this?
Are you scared? You won't sit down, will you?
It's easy for you, right?
I won't sit down.
Everyone, are you ready?
We will show you!
Iwata-san, you are making fun of us!
Let's go!
Team Four, if you lose, you win.
If you don't lose, the South Army will win.
What will be the result?
Let's go!
Reaction... on!
This is also a fake!
This is a bad one!
Masami, this is a bad one.
This is a bad one.
Do you have to go to the bathroom?
Everyone is falling in the same direction.
I think Minegishi is suspicious.
Why do you think Minegishi is suspicious?
She stood up once.
But she sat down again and stood up again.
She stood up again and stood up again.
The electricity wasn't flowing.
I thought I'd say it longer than everyone else.
I think I fooled her.
I think the electricity wasn't flowing.
And they didn't hold their butts down.
They held their butts down.
But Minegishi turned down and didn't touch her butt at all.
She let her guard down.
She dropped her butt at the end of the chair.
She let her guard down.
And she kept changing her pose.
Even if she's talking right now,
I think it would be better if she took a picture of me.
She naturally appears like that.
She has a variety of skills.
Or is it...
Oh no, it's me. What should I do?
It's a pose that makes you suffer.
Now, let's hear her answer.
Minegishi Minami was sitting in a chair where the electricity wasn't flowing.
The team thought that the electricity wasn't flowing in Minegishi's chair.
And the correct answer is...
Minegishi with a serious face.
If the electricity wasn't flowing, the young team wins.
Now...
It's not flowing.
Reaction...
Oh no!
On!
What is the result?
Now, let's see if the electricity was flowing or not.
If the electricity wasn't flowing, the young team wins.
It's not flowing.
Let's go!
Pray for us!
Now...
It's not flowing.
Reaction...
Oh no!
On!
Ah! Ah!
I heard a "birebire" sound! Oh no!
This is not a variety show sound, is it?
What's wrong with you?
You just heard a sound you shouldn't have heard!
Oh no!
You're kidding me!
You heard a "pachipachipachi" sound!
That means...
Can I say it?
You're kidding me!
Actually...
All three of you heard it!
Yay!
You're amazing, Mii-chan!
That means...
That means... Minagishi-san!
Yes?
What was that strategy?
That was...
If I got a call...
I thought I would endure it.
Wow!
So I endured it...
And when everyone was doing that...
I thought, "Ah, they found out."
And I did a strategy of smiling...
By myself.
And you made a pose...
And you made everyone go wild again.
That's our leader for you.
How was it?
Senpai!
I was killed.
That was amazing.
What?
It's a draw.
You're kidding me!
I can't do it anymore!
Next time...
Next time, it's a draw.
What?
I made a promise for next time.
Next time...
Next year...
On the same day.