AISubs v3.5
"Weekly AKB" recording room.
Teacher Shimada's classroom.
Over there!
Yes?
Aha! Is it correct?
Ah, please come in.
What is this project about?!
We're going to talk about future guidance.
Yes.
That's right! This time, we're going to reach out to the members who are anxious about their future direction.
The name of it is "Weekly AKB Guidance"!
They call me "fresh lemon" but...
I'm starting to wonder if I can actually become one.
If you have any worries you haven't talked about before, please tell us!
Referring to our senior's appearance, we'll solve them while also looking at our skills!
Let's go!
After this, the members' new aspects will be revealed!
The first role of Teacher Shimada in "Weekly AKB" is...
Aha!
Is it correct?
Ah, please come in.
Come in, come in.
Let's go, let's go.
Hello!
Good evening!
I'm Ichikawa Miyori's mother, Ichikawa Ijiko!
Nice to meet you!
Please introduce yourself!
Yes! I want to become "fresh lemon"!
I'm Miyori of Newlink Germany! Nice to meet you!
I'm sorry! I'm really sorry!
First of all, the first teacher is Ichikawa Miyori of Team 4!
Ichikawa's recent worries are...
Today, I'd like to think about your future, Zakubaran, Miyori-san.
Please do.
What's wrong? Do you have any worries or doubts?
Well, as I said earlier, I'm called "fresh lemon", but I've been wondering if I can really be one.
A sudden shock statement!
Speaking of Ichikawa...
I want to be "fresh lemon"!
This phrase, but...
She's recently felt like she's reached her limits as a "fresh lemon" character.
That's right, she's been thinking about what direction she should go in in the future.
Your self-introductions too...
Recently, you haven't been receiving much attention.
That's right.
Like...
At theaters and such...
When I say I want to be "fresh lemon", everyone says "please go with us!", but...
I can only say "fresh lemon"!
That's right...
So I guess I've been giving up lately...
Ah, you can feel it in yourself.
That's right.
Recently, when I talk, I end up talking a lot.
Speaking of information, as a premise...
There's information that you don't like lemons.
Is that so?
Do you know about that?
A member of the group told me about it.
You're lying!
No, no...
It's not about lemons.
The truth is...
You like cashew nuts, don't you?
Huh?!
Huh?! What are cashew nuts?!
That's right!
This girl's room...
It's full of cashew nuts on the table lately!
Cashew nuts...
Well, I do eat them a lot.
Cashew nuts...
In the end, it's because you're lying that your fans aren't following you or that you're being left out.
No, it's not a lie!
What do you like the most?
Lemon.
Cashew nuts, right?
That's right.
Then introduce yourself. You want to be a cashew nuts, right?
But do you want to be a cashew nuts?
It's not cute.
But it's something you like, right?
It might come out well, but please do it for me.
One, two...
I want to be a cashew nuts!
It's good, right?
This is good, right?
Can you do "lemon" one more time?
I want to be a fresh lemon!
Ah, that's not good.
Make a smile!
That's right.
Do "cashew nuts" one more time.
I want to be a cashew nuts!
You're saying it from the bottom of your heart.
That's what comes to mind.
That's not lying to yourself.
And I want to say "I want to be a fresh lemon".
Recently, seniors have a rebellious attitude.
What? Are you doing that?
Not only "fresh lemon", but recently everyone calls you "black lemon".
That's right.
Mom, you don't know.
Yukirin often calls me "black".
Kashiwagi-san?
Kashiwagi-san told me "lemon-chan, you remind me of me".
She said "you smell like me".
Kashiwagi-san is a bit of a "haraguro" character among fans.
That's right.
She said you smell like her.
Recently, I've been wondering if I'm "black" myself.
What do you think of Kashiwagi-san?
Kashiwagi-san is a very kind woman.
She has the image of an idol.
By the way, do you think she's "haraguro"?
I don't think so.
You think so, don't you?
Tell me the truth.
That's right. I think so a little.
Kashiwagi-san has a hidden side.
Well, I don't know.
The atmosphere is like that.
The atmosphere is like "haraguro"?
She's saying something amazing.
I feel like there's something behind that smile.
There's a hidden side?
I wonder if there's something we haven't shown you.
Do you think you're "haraguro"?
I think so a little.
We're going to talk about their future career guidance.
It's easy for you to understand if you're a successful senior.
Look at this.
I think you're a respected senior.
You'll know what direction you want to go in.
You'll know if you have a clear goal.
For example, you're an absolute senior like Maeda.
It's reassuring when you're there.
Yes, it's different.
I feel like I can do anything.
And on the other side of the background is Sashihara-san.
She's called "bad" but she's become a character and is doing a lot of variety shows.
She's amazing.
Her speech is interesting.
Even behind the scenes, you're always laughing.
Yes, I'm always at the center of the conversation.
Was there an episode where you thought it was funny?
What?!
No, it was funny.
It's okay if it wasn't funny.
I'm sorry.
But my juniors say I'm cute.
I see a lot of people say I'm cute.
I think I'm D.D.
What do you mean?
I love anyone.
As you can see, there are many other types.
What direction is Ichikawa thinking of going in the future?
Where do you want to go?
Yes, where do you want to go?
Well, I'd like to go to Oshima-san in March.
I want to be an actress.
I want to be able to answer various questions.
What kind of actress?
Nako Matsushima.
She's one of the best.
Why don't you give it a try?
What?
Let's do it like Kasenfu.
Like who?
Like putting your face out of the door.
Okay.
Ichikawa's dream is to become an actress.
What kind of acting skills does she have?
Do your best!
Until Kasenfu's acting...
Three, two, one...
Go ahead!
I am Kasenfu's Mita.
Mita-san, do you have a bandage?
I do.
Thank you!
Mita-san, do you have an American dog?
I understand.
You went to buy it, didn't you? You went to buy it, didn't you?
Oh, it fell!
It fell, it fell, it fell.
Thank you very much.
Thank you for your time.
Thank you for your time!
Time's up!
You watched it all!
Yes, I did!
How was Ichikawa's acting?
Now, let's see what Shimada-sensei is good at and what his future holds!
Let's look at the direction of his acting.
The word "kunoji" starts with "pi", "pi", "pi"...
It starts with "pi", "pi", "pi"...
It clearly has humor lines and funny lines in it.
This is quite a variety show.
I wonder if it has a quality.
I wonder if it has a quality...
Come on, variety show...
It's good, isn't it?
I'm also good at impersonating my mom.
By the way, can you impersonate your mom?
I can. Can I do it in an old way?
For example?
For example, like Jiro Sakagami.
That's really old.
I'll do it in an old way.
Please do it.
How is it? Is it funny?
Can you impersonate your partner?
This is Watanabe-san, a battlefield cameraman.
This is Watanabe Yoichi, a battlefield cameraman.
He's old now, so he doesn't do it at all.
My daughter will do it.
Please do it.
That one?
What was it again?
Um...
Takechi-san!
I'll do it.
Bugeru! Bugeru! Duncan! Bugeru!
I'm sorry, Duncan-san. I'm sorry for calling you out like that.
How is it?
It's funny.
Shimura-san, you can do it too.
How is it?
Is this a bad joke? What is this?
It's okay.
Shuka!
Say "ah" like this.
It's okay.
Say "ah"!
It might not be "ah".
No, it's not like that.
You need "don". You can do it with "don".
Your voice is unique.
Do you understand?
Yes!
Duncan!
Bugeru! Bugeru!
Duncan can do anything!
Let's go!
One!
Two!
Don!
That's enough!
Ah! I'm sorry!
Ichikawa showed a similar impersonation to Oseji, but...
What kind of direction should Ichikawa aim for?
If we're talking about these members...
If we're talking about Haraguru-san, we might have Kashiwagi-san, but...
Where should we go?
If we're talking about this member, then...
Here!
Sashihara-san!
Yes! Sashihara-san!
If you become Sashihara-san's type and aim for this position...
Sashihara-san...
You have a good goal.
I'll study Sashihara-san...
Use him as an example...
Use him as an example and go there next time.
With that said, Ichikawa will aim for being a variety talent for now!
After this, SKE48's Kaneko's direction!
Will you forgive me?
The next direction is...
Yes!
Excuse me!
Thank you!
Excuse me!
Yes, yes, please sit down.
Yes!
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
Yes, yes, yes, I'm sorry.
Ah, my name is Kaneko Yukiko, my mother's name.
Yukiko...
Yes, my normal name.
It's my real mother's name.
Ah, your real name, Yukiko-san!
Yes, yes, yes, and...
Yes, and...
Yes, happy happy!
With that said, I'll deliver you lots of happy smiles today as well!
I'm 16-year-old Kaneko Shiori, born in Saitama!
You're not in a good mood!
The next direction is...
SKE48 Kaneko Shiori!
Speaking of Kaneko, as you may have noticed in our academic test the other day...
He's a stupid natured character!
How is Kaneko, a stupid natured character, going to do in the future?!
Well, about Kaneko Shiori-san...
Mother!
Yes!
She's in a bit of trouble...
What is it?
In any case...
Yes!
She's stupid natured!
Thank you very much.
Well...
No, it's not like that.
There are many stories that they don't get along at all even if they talk.
It's like that at home, too.
Yes, it's like that at home, too.
Is it always like that?
Yes, it is.
Really?
The other party may not get along a little.
For example, even within the members, they don't get along?
That's right. Even within the members, Team E's Minami Hara doesn't get along very well.
After all, the story doesn't continue.
That's right.
I'm a little stupid, so...
Which one?
Minami Hara.
Minami Hara is stupid?
That's right.
Shiori isn't stupid, is she?
Yes!
My English... My English came out. I'm sorry.
It's strange, isn't it? It's different from the testimony.
There were many stories.
For example, when I drew a portrait, I said, "This portrait has 98 out of 10 points."
No, I don't remember that.
It's an old politician's imitation. It's an old politician's imitation.
98 out of 10 points is completely out of place.
After all, "more than full points" has become a trend.
"More than full points" has become a trend.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Also, is there a word called "entirely Cleopatra" in the vocabulary of words?
I think it's a word that everyone uses naturally.
For example?
Forgive me, Cleopatra.
Mom, you always use it, don't you?
Mom, do you use it?
Forgive me, Cleopatra.
It's a little funny.
It's funny when you put them together.
Do you do it alone?
Make friends!
I don't have a mom, so no one does it for me.
No one else does it for you?
That's right. But recently, I've started using it a little.
What other uses do you have?
Nice to meet you, Cleopatra.
It's a little funny, isn't it?
Let's make it easy to understand here today.
I'd like to decide which senior's route I want to take.
Is there anything you want to do? Which direction do you want to go in?
Where do you want to go?
Personally, I want to be a model like you, Shinoda-san.
Well, in terms of image, it's exactly the opposite.
When I say you, Shinoda-san, it's like you're solid, and you're good at putting on a mask, and you're smart, but...
No, is it exactly the opposite? You're solid, aren't you, Momon?
That's right. So I'm looking forward to working with you, Shinoda-san.
What do you like most about me, Momon?
What is it?
It's true, Momon.
What is it?
You're solid, aren't you, Patra?
"Kureyo" and "ku" don't go together.
You're solid, aren't you, Patra?
I'm sorry, but I'm looking forward to working with you, too.
My face is red, too.
That's funny.
I'm a little embarrassed.
Where is your hometown, Patra?
Why is it you, Shinoda-san?
You're solid, aren't you, Patra?
But I don't think this girl has any talent.
Wait a minute, Sensei!
Please don't overlook that!
Can you put out your left hand, please?
Unpredictable "kaneko" character.
What is "kaneko"'s future direction?
Ah!
First of all, it's just like you expected.
Her brain lines are very short.
What?
Her brain lines are very short.
She has two beautiful lines between her middle finger and little finger.
I call them "fushigi-chan-sen".
There are two of them?
For example, for Ms. Bushikei Youkou and Ms. Guts Ishimatsu.
Many of you are boxers, aren't you?
Right?
I'm sorry about that.
There's also Ms. Himura of the Banana Man.
Ms. Himura surprised me the other day.
She said she was going to the bank and ended up at SoftBank.
That's not a bank!
I thought it was a soft bank.
For a while now, I've been calling this shop "ATM Diver", but it's the same.
That's funny!
No, it's the same.
It's the same?
It's the same.
You've made a mistake before, haven't you? Like going to the bank.
That happens a lot.
How does Mom know about it?
She's watching you.
She calls you "the security camera".
I'm surprised.
Can you do impersonations?
I can do impersonations.
Really?
It's an impersonation of Mr. Takuya Kimura.
Wait a minute!
How many points do you give yourself?
Ninety-eight points.
Ninety-eight points?!
She said she'd impersonate an animal.
What's that?
That's right. I can do this, too.
She suddenly started impersonating Mom.
Like a wolf.
I'll impersonate an animal.
Here I go.
I'll start with "ta".
Tanuchi!
"kirin" (giraffe)
I got "in" so it's over.
That's funny, girl!
Thank you, daddy!
It's not funny, it's full of things I want to ask you.
What is it?
You can start with "takara" (treasure)
I like "takara" (treasure)
Is it always "takara"?
Yes.
Is it always "takara"?
Yes.
Then you know it's over when you say "kirin" (giraffe)
Yes.
Shouldn't you ask someone else?
I wonder why...
You can only do "niku" (meat) and "taneki" (mantis) and "kiri" (giraffe)
You said you're good at animals, right?
You can do "oma" (horse) too, right?
You're good at "oma"!
I'm good at it! I can't forget it!
3, 2, 1...
"takara", "takara", "takara", "takara"
takara
It's not "hihiin", is it?
I thought you'd say "hihiin", so I was expecting it, too.
"takara", "takara", "takara", "takara"
Everything doesn't work out.
Kaneko's special skill is "ayashii" (suspicious)
You can tell from Kaneko's unexpected appearance!
Maybe what's interesting is here.
What is it?
There's a clear line called "erosen".
Wow!
Even if you say "erosen", it can also mean "sexy" or "attractive".
In this area, it's here.
Eh?!
Itano-san's area?
Itano-san's area.
I can't hide my shame.
It's a sexy area, but I thought she wasn't sexy at all.
It's not like that.
It's a hidden talent.
I think you can tell.
Maybe there's something private about this area.
While taking a sexy pose,
say something Itano-san might say.
On three, two, one...
What is Kaneko going to say about Itano's sexy words?
I'll turn around and make it sexy.
Okay.
Good luck!
Shiori, let's go!
On three, two, one...
No...
Itano-san, don't say it!
I know!
That's enough!
Really?
Yes.
Kaneko has shown various talents!
What kind of direction should Kaneko aim for?
Even if you try to come up with something in your head, it's not going to work.
So, I'm going to ask you to play around with me and I'm going to use this variety as well.
Really? I didn't think of that.
But you're suited for variety.
Really? I'll do my best.
Kaneko will aim for variety talent with her current character.
I did it.
After that, AKB art club breaking news!
AKB art club!
Now, it's art club breaking news!
This is already their third class to learn basic knowledge of art.
Teacher, look at this!
It's good! It's great!
It's really good.
They've definitely improved their art sense more than before.
It's over. I'm sad.
It's over.
I've done it, but there's still something I want to do.
What's the title of your work?
"SNAKE"!
And after class, in the management meeting...
Teacher Akimoto contacted me about his work again.
That's right! Teacher Akimoto contacted him again!
The content of the letter is...
Akimoto-san's essay, which begins in "Yomiuri Shimbun", will be produced.
It's really good.
The teacher seems to know a lot about art.
This is good.
The point is...
My cheeks are red.
Akimoto sensei doesn't really have a face color.
It's always the same.
I drew it realistically.
In addition,
Matsui Sakiko's solo album "CD jacket production" is also in full swing.
Akimoto sensei and I will choose it.
We will do our best, so please look forward to it.
Finally, AKB art club has started in earnest.
No one can take their eyes off it!
Akimoto sensei and I will choose it.
We will do our best, so please look forward to it.
It's kind of unique.
I want to join the sensei club.
I want to join.
I don't know what it means.
You don't know what it means?
No.
I really thought it was a prank.
I think it's better to step forward.
It's kind of...
Oh, no.
It's really good.
It's kind of...
It's really good.
It's kind of...
Right now, there are only two of us.
Do you want to sell it?
Yes, I do.