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Nukibu! Nukichi academic test!
This week's academic diagnosis test is changed.
Eight people of the team who have not taken the test conducted in the program so far.
Three researchers.
In addition, these four people will participate from SKE.
Repeat the world's worst stupid answer.
Who is the smartest of the ten people?
And the number one stupid answer will be decided!
Even if you write the taste, this is curry bread bun, isn't it?
What is this?
The third enhancement is English.
Problems that require simple numbers and prepositions.
Problems that translate Japanese into English.
And problems that translate English into English.
If you are an AKB member, you absolutely have to answer!
The time limit is fifteen minutes.
A hundred points out of twenty questions in total!
Ten!
Ah, it's the same!
Okay, that's it!
But an unbelievable name came up in English.
A person who goes to Billy Boot Camp.
It hasn't come up! It hasn't come up!
A person who went out!
It hasn't come up!
Really?!
Maybe it's the right person.
That's right! I'm looking forward to it!
Now, let's look at the English answers!
Now, let's take a look!
There was a question like this.
Let's look at the question! Here it is!
Everything is in English near you.
Sorry!
The correct answer is...
Yamauchi-san!
Yes!
I have to be able to do this!
Right? It's embarrassing!
Now, here is Yamauchi-san's correct answer!
One, two, three, four, five!
Yes! Thank you very much!
Amazing!
Of course, it's not just Yamauchi-san.
Of course, there are a lot of correct answers!
Yes!
It's a basic question, right?
Yes!
The correct answer is...
Iwata-san!
Eh? Iwata-san? Really?
Now, here is Iwata-san's correct answer!
One, deux, trois, quatre...
Karen!
A name?!
Eh?! A name?!
One, deux, trois, quatre...
Karen!
I thought it was a sentence!
I didn't think it was a number!
I thought it was a sentence!
So, I wrote down the words that seemed to be in the sentence.
And in the end, I wrote down my own name.
So, what does this sentence mean in general?
Today...
Today, with Rie...
I had fun with Karen.
This is amazing!
Yes...
If you say the number in English, you can say it, right?
You can say up to ten, right?
Yes.
Please say it.
Um...
One...two...three...four...five...six...seven...ei ght...nine...
Eight?!
Nine...nine...nine...ten...
Ten! Ten!
Below...below, right?
Ten!
Below...ten below...
Yes...ten...ten...
Yes, I understand.
This is a little...
This is a little dangerous for Iwata-san about English!
Yes, let's look forward to it in the future!
Yes.
Next question, right?
Here it is!
This is like a week.
It's a week, right?
Yes.
It's about what goes in there and there, right?
Yes.
Hirata-san gave a good answer!
As expected!
Then, with that pronunciation...
Sunday...Monday...Tuesday...Wednesday...Thursday.. .
And...
Friday...Saturday...
Yes!
You got it right!
Good job!
Good!
Then, with that...
Kaneko-san!
Here it is!
This was delicious, but...
Here it is!
Sunday...Monday...Tuesday...Wednesday...Thursday.. .
Every...
Saturday!
This is funny! What is this?
What does this mean?
I knew it was Friday, but I forgot what Friday is.
Oh, you made it up?
Yes.
So I think "every" is common.
If "every" means "everything", then "every" is "e-v-e- r-y", so it's not correct, but...
I see.
Why is it all capital letters at first?
I don't know.
If you look closely, there's a stick next to "e", so it means "sundae"!
Oh! This!
It's easy to understand.
"Sundae"!
If you put katakana or hiragana here, it means "sundae" in Japanese.
Yes.
It's scary if you put it down.
Let's move on to the next question!
Here it is!
This...
You want me to write this in English, right?
Yes.
The answer is...
Abe-san!
Yes!
Oh my, oh my, oh my!
Did you write "everything" here?
Let's see!
Here it is!
Oh! "everything"!
What about this one, Abe-san?
"dragon"!
Yes!
"cat"!
What about this one?
"lemon"!
Wonderful!
Applause!
Well done!
In the meantime...
Ichikawa-san?
You did it, Ichikawa-san!
You wrote "lemon" and wrote "no way" in Japanese!
Yes!
Let's move on!
Here it is!
"fresh lemon"!
Huh?
I can't laugh anymore!
"lemon" is "lemon" when you say it like that!
You keep saying "fresh",
but "fresh" has a different consonant, right?
Oh, really?
Oh!
Oh my!
If you want to use "fresh" like you always say,
it's not "fl" but "fr"!
"r" "e" "s" "h"!
You don't even know your own gag that you know so much about!
That's why I don't like lemon so much!
Lemon is right, but you don't like "fr"?
No, I don't like lemon! But even if you write it on the edge, it's curry bread bun, right?
What's this?
Let's go to the next question!
Translate it into Japanese!
The answer is this person, Hirata-san!
Let's look at Hirata-san's answer!
"Hidari" means "probably", right?
And among them, the person who did it is...
Kawae-san!
Here it is!
"Catcher"!
What's this?
When I saw baseball...
Baseball?!
Don't you say "left"?
Since you said "left", I was confused between "catcher" and "pitcher" but...
When I saw it, it was "catcher"!
It says "kya-pi-kya-pi"!
So it's "catcher", "pitcher", "catcher", "pitcher"!
Where did you start from?
I think I started from the right edge!
Even when you saw it, it's one of your own gags, right?
Let's look at the next question!
I'll translate it into Japanese!
The answer is...
Sasaki-san!
Finally!
Let's look at it!
What time is it now?
That's correct! Thank you!
And...
Hirata-san!
What did you do?
I wrote it like this!
Please pay attention!
It's this!
1 o'clock, 18 minutes...
one... the... eighteen...
one... one... one... one... one... one... the...
It's not "the", it's "one... one... the... eighteen..."
When I was walking around earlier, you asked me...
Excuse me, what time is it now?
You wrote "it's 1 o'clock, 18 minutes"
1 o'clock, 18 minutes...
I didn't know the meaning of the question
I didn't read it, so I thought I would answer a question like "what is it now?"
I asked the staff "it's 1 o'clock, 18 minutes" and wrote "it's 1 o'clock, 18 minutes"
I'm a staff...
You don't have to say your name for the staff role this time
Please say it for the staff role
The next question is this
How old are you?
Do you do this in English?
Yes
I'm glad you didn't ask me this
How old are you?
You don't have to say your name for the staff role, right?
I'm a staff
That was close!
I thought you would say it for everyone
The answer is...
Takeuchi-san!
I'm glad you didn't ask me this
Please read it
how old are you?
That's good! Applause!
That's good!
Now, for this...
Kaneko-san wrote it like this!
what's life?
That's funny! That's funny!
It's a direct translation!
It's a direct translation, but it's not English!
She knew "what"
what
what's life?
Let's say this to foreigners!
Please!
what's life?
Hirota-san, can you say it?
Yes!
Hirota-san, say "what's life?"
what's life?
She said "it's similar"
Kaneko-san said "it's similar"
What's similar?
Let's go to the next question!
Here it is!
Actually, what is this?
The answer is...
Sasaki-san!
Sasaki-san said "it's similar"
it's similar
That's right! "it's similar"
it's similar
I heard you say "it's similar"
Are you okay, Hara-san?
How do you read it?
Hara-san wrote "what" like this!
Here it is!
I can't read it!
"Shisu"?
If it's "th", it's "su", right?
If you're forced to say it, what would you say?
I don't think I can say it!
Then...
I noticed!
What?
I reversed "vis" into "s"
Wow!
Boss!
10 points!
No, no, no!
I'm not trying to be rude or anything like that!
How do you know?!
Is that it?!
That's right!
Why didn't you say it?! Is it because you're embarrassed?!
I didn't know!
So I reversed "vis" into "s" and wrote it!
That's scary!
Next up is Takahashi-san!
Here is Takahashi-san's answer!
"what"?
It's not "th"!
"what"?
It's not "th"!
"what"?
Normally if it's in this order, you'd say "what"
"what"? That's weird!
It's not "th"!
Let's move on to the next question!
Here it is!
Make this sentence into Japanese!
She ate a hot dog yesterday
This answer is...
Hirata-san!
As expected!
Let's see!
She ate a hot dog yesterday
Well done!
Can you say this sentence in English?
I don't know
Wow!
Amazing!
Kawaii-san!
Did you get it?
Let's see! Here it is!
You can only answer 'hot dog'
What does it mean? Where? Where? Where?
It said "answer" so...
Which one? Which one?
Oh! This one!
The past tense of "eat" is "ate"
"Ate"?
"She can't answer 'hot dog'"?
What does it mean?
I think it's like a bonus question.
I think you don't have to write "eat"
Let's see the next question!
The class ends, the bell rings and I cover your eyes
It's a bit long.
The answer is...
Ichika-san!
Wow! I'm so happy!
Actually, this question is about lyrics, right?
That's right!
AKB's song lyrics!
Wow!
Did you notice? AKB's Suda-san and Ichika-san are the only ones who noticed!
If it was AKB...
That's right! It's a question you have to answer!
Let's see the answer!
Ichika-san, here it is!
The class ends, the bell rings and I cover your eyes
That's right, everyone!
This is what happens when you use the lyrics of "Tears Surprise" in English.
In the meantime...
Hara-san!
Yes?
I did it! Here it is!
In school classes, rings are in fashion.
Rings?
Rings.
By the way, will you sing "Tears Surprise" with these lyrics?
With these lyrics.
Will you do it or not?
Please, go ahead.
In school classes, rings are...
In school...
I don't know how to sing it.
It's not a message at all, even if you sing it.
In school classes, rings are in fashion.
In fashion!
Rings are in fashion!
Next, was it the last question?
This was the question.
Yes.
Now, Suza-san wrote this.
Yay!
Suza-san is currently an acting assistant.
I love it!
Now, let's take a look.
This is what she wrote.
Friends, let's believe in tomorrow that shines brighter than our memories
That's right!
Who didn't notice that it was a song?
Wow!
That's why it turned out like this!
It's not Suza-san, right?
Iwata-san!
Thank you for waiting!
I wonder what she said!
Hey! Hey, Friends!
Let's go! Believe!
Tomorrow, it is melodies!
Iwata-san!
First of all, this is...
Friends is...
Friends!
By the way, Friends is like a name like "Trindle".
"Trindle"!
It's heavy!
I panicked too much and "it is" didn't open.
It will be tomorrow, too!
Where is "believe"?
"Believe" is...
My appearance is "believe".
Suddenly, you can't show your appearance!
It's a problem!
Well...
Yamai-san!
You are laughing, but...
This is it!
Yamai-san!
I didn't write such a terrible thing!
You didn't write it?
Yes!
Then, let's see it!
This is it!
Yes!
Hey, Friends!
Let's believe in tomorrow together!
Let's believe in tomorrow and go to "believe bootcamp"!
Amazing!
Shibata-kun, what is this?
Where is "believe bootcamp"?
Abe-san is saying!
After "is it"!
After "it is"!
Iwata-san, what do you call it?
"Much brighter"!
What does it mean?
It means "more brighter"!
What?
Is this "believe bootcamp"?
Yes!
"Believe bootcamp"!
Is this going to be a song?
"Friends"?
Is it?
Please don't!
Yamai-san!
That's what you thought, right?
I will sing it!
Let's go!
"Friends"!
Let's go!
Three, four!
Friends!
Let's believe in tomorrow together!
Let's make it a memory!
Let's go to "believe bootcamp"!
Please apologize to Akimoto-san!
I'm sorry!
I'm really sorry!
100!
After this, it's finally time for the results!
Now that we've finished answering,
we'd like to announce everyone's results!
Now, we'll announce the results from "best 3"!
First is third place!
Out of 300 points,
he got 177 points!
Ta-dah!
Suda-san, overall it was good, but you're in the top 90 in English alone!
That's why you're smiling, right?
Yes, I used to have a sunburn, but I was confident in my English.
Next, we have the second place winner!
Out of 300 points, you got 184 points!
Ichika-san!
Wow, I'm happy!
You did it!
Wow!
It's thanks to everyone's hard work that you're in the top 90!
It's all thanks to you!
It's all thanks to you, Suda-san!
Suda-san!
I'm so glad!
This is great!
And now, we'll announce the first place winner!
Out of 300 points, you got 207 points!
Oya-san!
Congratulations!
I'm not lying! It's the truth!
I'm someone who can't do anything at all.
But if I'm number one, it means I'm pretty low level.
Everyone said I'm stupid!
But Oya-san, you're number one in Japanese, second in society, and fourth in English.
All of them are in the top five or more.
That's amazing, Oya-san!
I'm not lying!
You're lying!
I really think I'm really low level.
If you say that, if you say that, if you say that, everyone will become stupid.
And now, we'll announce the worst three.
The third worst three is...
There are two of you.
It's the same score, right?
Out of 3 million points, you only got 65 points.
That's bad.
I'll announce the person's name.
Iwata-san!
Yes!
And...
Hara-san!
Yes!
Before that, Hara-san, there are two of you.
You're in the worst three.
I'm glad!
Iwata-san, why did you say yes?
My English was pretty bad.
How was your English, Iwata-san?
Iwata-san, your English is the worst.
Out of 10 points.
Out of 10,000 points.
That's amazing!
Thank you!
No, this is really bad.
What's "worst"?
"Worst three"... I don't know what "worst" is.
It's the third worst from the bottom.
So it's still okay?
There are two of you at the bottom.
It's not okay at all.
It's not okay.
It's not okay at all.
If you're at the bottom, you're okay.
It's not that low.
Then, Hara-san and Iwata-san, I'll announce the person at the bottom.
"Worst Two"!
Out of 300,000 points.
Only 55 points.
Kawae-san!
I did it!
You did it? Everyone said you did it.
You only got 55 points.
I only got that many?
Three times higher.
That's amazing!
300,000 points and only 55 points. Is it amazing?
Yes!
The society's "five points" is echoing.
I see.
Ah, but it's amazing!
No, this is a little...
Eh, but there's someone lower than me, right?
Why is everyone at the bottom?
Eh, that means you don't want to be at the bottom?
Yes!
And now, Worst will announce the best idiot!
Out of 300 points, she only got 48 points.
Wow, that's amazing!
Why do you have such a good feeling about this?
No, it's 48 points in total!
And now, let's go!
The one who only got 48 points is...
And now, Worst one will announce!
The one who only got 48 points is...
Kaneko-san!
Too bad!
No, no, it's probably not.
It's Saya.
Eh, I still don't believe it.
Eh, well...
It's not exactly low.
And how many points did Saya get?
That's right, before Kaneko took the test...
Saya is good at it.
You said it twice!
The point that Saya was so confident about that she repeated it twice is...
Saya, 13 points.
Eh, it's really low.
The society that she's good at is only 13 points.
Out of 15 people, 12 people voted for her.
In addition, the other two teachers are equally bad.
They got the worst first place.
Here are the rankings of the other members.
Even though it was the easiest question in all the tests so far...
The average score was 109 points and the worst ever result.
A very low level of conflict spread.
In the meantime, Kaneko had...
A slow researcher Eddie found out...
If you put a stocking over your head and pull it...
You'll get a punishment game where you'll get smarter.
Can you do it?
Then...
Let's shift it a little.
Okay, let's go!
I'll pull it!
Ready...go!
Wow, wow, wow!
This will also make you smarter.
Oh, oh, oh! I did it!
Now, have you gotten smarter?
Please say "you" in English.
Go ahead!
I'm shy!