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[Morning of the first day of school]
Good morning!
Do you know what we are going to do today?
What is it? Are we going to do something funny?
Something funny?
Peso!
Peso has been sealed for a while this year.
Are you ready?
Today is a test!
Yes! Don't you want to go?
A test?
Yes, it's a test!
Are you ready? It's a test!
This time, we will diagnose the academic ability of the members who have not taken the test at Weekly AKB.
From Team Four, we have eight fresh members!
And from the researchers, we have three!
In addition, we have four members from Team Ace and Team Ken-i!
In a super easy question, there are many shocking stupid answers!
Read it! Read it!
Read it!
Who can study the most?
And who is the most stupid?
Rookies!
Rookies academic ability test!
Are you okay?
Because most of you are in your teens or something like that, you're active, right?
That's right.
You're the only one who's 21, right?
Yes.
I've forgotten quite a bit.
She may have forgotten quite a bit.
I'm 20 years old.
Oh, you're 20 years old.
But I'm a college student.
Oh, you just raised your heart rate.
No, no!
That's right.
Kaneko-san, you're trying not to stand out, but what about you?
I'm good at society.
I've said it twice.
She said it twice!
You're stupid!
But you're good at society, right?
I'm said to exist in historical figures.
What? You exist?
Then who have you been compared to up until now?
Oh, like Oda Nobunaga-san.
What about him?
He's working hard to take over the world.
Kaneko-san is working hard to take over the world.
So after you take over the world, you'll be beaten up by someone, right?
That's the plan.
Hirata-san!
Yes?
What are you good at, Hirata-san?
I'm good at English.
Oh, you're starting to speak like an American.
I've lived in America for a long time.
Oh, you went back to America!
Yes!
How long did you live in America for?
I lived there until I was 12 years old.
Can you introduce yourself in English?
Yes!
The pronunciation is better than I expected, and I can't hear it at all.
Today, we will conduct an academic test to gather such unique members.
And English!
National language, society, three lessons of English.
Each of them is a test of 100 out of 300 points.
Are you ready?
Among the academic tests our seniors have done,
today we will have a problem with the lowest level.
That means you will be made fun of.
I will announce the results of the top three points.
For those of you who are in second place, we will give you a hard lesson that will make you smarter.
First, the national language test.
The problem of making sentences using idioms and idioms.
The problem of writing kanji.
The problem of filling in the blanks and completing the arrangement.
A total of 20 questions, 100 points out of 100.
The time limit is 15 minutes.
Hara, who finished the test early.
- Hara. - Yes?
You came before me, so I told you not to give up.
Everyone, don't give up.
Thank you.
You are amazing.
Did Hara's wish reach everyone?
Time's up! Please put down your pens!
Yes, that's all!
Okay, please bring up your papers from the back.
Now, it's time for the national language quiz!
This is the first question, everyone.
Is it this one?
Yes!
Use 'tega del' from your throat to write a sentence.
This was a question worth 5 points!
The answer is...
Suda-san!
Well done!
Thank you!
Now, let's look at Suda-san's answer.
Yes!
Suda-san, would you like to read it?
Use 'tega del' from your throat to write a sentence.
This is wonderful!
Suda-san, you're quite passionate!
When I'm in the park or at a handshake party,
I want everyone to like me.
That's how I felt when I wrote it.
You wrote it with anxiety in mind!
Use 'tega del' from your throat to write a sentence.
I really want it and I can't get enough of it.
Well done!
That's wonderful!
Now...
There's another answer like this...
Abe-san!
Please read it, Abe-san!
Abe-san!
Here it is!
Use 'tega del' from your throat to write a sentence.
That's scary!
Wait!
Dad!
Can you get your hand out of your throat?
I can do it in one shot.
You can do it in one shot?
Then Maria will do it.
Look, look, Maria!
When you were a baby, you were only taught like that.
Hey, Maria, Maria!
Look, look, I'm coming out of my throat!
Remember it well!
This is no good!
Here is the next question!
Use 'neko wo kabure' to make sentences.
The correct answer is...
Ichikawa-san!
Can you read it for me?
You! What do you mean by 'neko wo kabure'?!
I feel like she's talking about herself.
Can you read it for Ichikawa-san?
Ichikawa!
Ichikawa! What do you mean by 'neko wo kabure'?!
You know what 'neko wo kabure' means, right?!
Is it like 'pulling a prank on someone'?
That's right!
It means 'hiding one's true nature and behaving like a quiet person.'
'Use 'neko wo kabure' to make sentences.'
'Ichikawa is a good person.'
Let's try it!
That's wrong!
'Use 'nemo wo kabure' to make sentences.'
So there is a wrong answer.
This is no good, Okada-san!
Let's read out Takai-san's answer!
Read it out loud!
Takai-san's answer is...
'I don't want to get caught, so I'll use 'nemo wo kabure'!'
'I'll eat the cat!'
You can't do it!
Wow! That's deep!
Did you write it wrong?
Yes.
It was 'kabure'.
Yamawa-san is laughing, but your answer is amazing too.
Mine isn't that bad.
Really?
Let's see it. Here it is.
'My cat and your cat don't look like rocks.
It's cowardly.'
What is this?!
'My cat and your cat don't look like rocks.
It's cowardly.'
'My cat and your cat don't look like rocks.
It's cowardly.'
Ah!
It's like 'geifu' or 'kamigata'.
It's good, right?!
No, it's not 'ougiri'!
What is it?!
It's like 'neko ga kabutta'?
That's right!
You don't know what it means, but it's 'kabure'.
You've been thinking about it a lot.
'kaitensu'
What's scary about it is that
if you listen carefully,
you'll find it meaningful.
It's like 'baka' is 'baka'
and you're thinking about it.
'Baka' isn't 'baka'.
Let's see the next one.
'katakana' is important.
'taiyo' is 'taiyo'.
What is this?!
There can't be anyone who doesn't know this!
Let's see the 'mohan kaito'.
'mohan kaito' is 'mohan kaito'.
Of course!
You wrote it in kanji!
'mohan kaito' is 'mohan kaito'.
If you put 'taiyo' in kanji,
it becomes like this, right?
It does! Here you go!
'daichou'
'daichou' is 'daichou'.
I think 'daichou' is more dazzling.
I thought it was right.
I wonder if anyone can read it better than that.
- Kareko-san's answer. - Really?
Oh no, I thought it was...
Here it is. Everyone, read it. Here!
No, no...
- Next time... - First of all, what do you call it?
Oh, here it is!
What is it?
Katakana...
Which one is it?
Katakana, which one is it?
I know! 'taiyou' (sun)
I can write it, and it's 'taiyou' (sun)
Let's hear the reason why you wrote it!
It's not 'taiyou' (sun) but 'taiyou' (sun)
So that's how it is!
That's amazing!
Even if you wrote 'jika' (time) you would have written it wrongly
You would have written 'jika' (time) as 'choku' (direct)
I'm sorry...
No problem!
Let's look at the next question!
Here it is!
'haiku' (dialogue)
'shizukasa' (quietness)
'iwa' (rock)
'ni' (in)
'shimi' (sink)
'pekepeke' (shiny)
'mohan kaitou' (answer)
'ouya' (boss)
I really wrote 'ouya' (boss) like this!
'shizukasa' (quietness)
'iwa' (rock)
'ni' (sink)
'semi' (cicada)
'yi' (good)
'shi' (sink)
'haiku' (dialogue)
'hara' (answer)
'shizukasa' (quietness)
'iwa' (rock)
'ni' (sink)
'yojo' (entrance)
'kakegoi' (shout)
- Like a school park. - Like a sports day.
What kind of voice do you make at the entrance ceremony?
Pervert!
What? What kind of voice do you make at a sports day? "Pervert!"
"Pervert!" "Pervert!"
Now, let's move on to the next question. Here it is!
If you eat pekepeke, you'll become rich, and you'll become a lawmaker.
It's Masao Kashiki-san's line.
This is a great person who got it right!
Kaneko-san!
Why did you write it like that?
Kaneko-san, I wrote it like this!
If you eat oysters, you won't become rich.
Yes!
Why did you know?
To be honest, I didn't know, but...
If you eat oysters, you will become rich.
Did you happen to say it quickly?
You said it quickly!
If you eat oysters, you will become rich.
Even though you didn't know the answer, you were lucky and got it right!
Sweet! Sweet!
Aren't you a little frustrated that you lost?
Suda-san!
I'm embarrassed!
Suda-san, this is embarrassing!
Suda-san, by the way, now...
The female...
Student!
The female student's answer is...
Please read it!
I'm scared!
Read it! Read it!
If you eat oysters, you will become rich.
Hey! Don't say "cat" or "oyster"!
What does this mean?
If you eat oysters, you will become rich, right?
If you eat oysters, you will become rich.
There are more!
But I think it's a mistake.
The next person is...
I'm a little hungry.
I want to think about it.
Let's hear Shimada-kun's recommended answer.
Ichikawa-san's answer.
What did you eat?
Please read it! Here is the answer!
I'm sorry!
If you eat lemons, you will become rich.
Become rich
Terra has become rich.
I really wanted to say "eat lemons".
What do you think about this answer, Yamamuchi- san?
I think we should stop.
Become rich
As expected of Abe-san.
Abe-san doesn't talk much, but he said "become rich".
That's right.
Let's go to the next question!
Please tell me the meaning of this phrase.
As expected of Oya-san!
Here is the answer!
Let's cherish the past and learn about the new.
That's wonderful!
Let's give her a round of applause!
Unfortunately, Yamamuchi-san...
Let's see.
Let's read it.
Here is the answer!
The shocking answer is...
Yamamuchi-san!
Let's cherish the past and learn about the new.
What did Yamamuchi-san say?
Let's read it.
Here is the answer!
If you heat it up, you can eat it.
That's wonderful!
Where did you get this feeling?
That's right. If you heat it up, you can eat it.
If you heat it up, you can eat it.
The ingredients are revived.
The deliciousness is revived.
That's right!
Kaneko-san!
Please read it out loud!
Here is the answer!
If you heat it up, you can eat it.
I don't know the meaning of it.
It's just a phrase!
Yamamuchi-san understood it!
Yamamuchi-san explained it to her!
Thank you!
She used four words properly!
That's right!
If you heat it up...
you can fight against accidents and learn about the new.
That's cool!
Do it!
From now on, I won't do this again.
Go and talk to Aichi Kindai.
Next is a social test!
Problems like correcting an official name for an abbreviation...
Problems like answering the word "shizuki"...
Problems like filling in a blank and completing a historical sentence...
With a 100 out of 100 test, the time limit is 15 minutes!
The society's answer is...
Kaneko-san, you said you were good at society, right?
Yes!
You don't have any more questions, do you?
No, I don't.
You don't, do you?
No.
Well, let's get started.
The society's question is...
There was a question like this!
What do you call an American president or a Fujii woman as 'somehow lady'?
Here is the answer.
Sasaki-san!
Yes!
Oh, I'm surprised!
Yes!
I wrote it like this.
Please read it!
First lady.
Thank you!
Well, that was easy.
And Kaneko-san, you said you had absolute confidence in society!
Here is the answer to this question!
Mr. Lady.
Um...
This will lead to an international problem!
"Mr. Lady" for all American presidents and ladies!
It means "take care of yourself."
Now...
Um...
Kato-san!
Kato-san...
You wrote it like this!
Let's move on!
Here is the answer!
Pink lady.
"Pink lady" means that the president and his wife are always together, right?
"Me" and "k".
I see.
Let's move on to the next question!
Here is the answer!
Yes!
Sekuhara.
This is an official name.
It means "somehow."
Now...
The correct answer is...
Izuta-san!
Yes!
I know what it means!
Okay! Let's see!
Here it is!
Sexual harassment.
When I went to Hirata-san...
He wrote it in English!
Wow!
He wrote it properly!
It means "sexual harassment," right?
That's right!
But your existence itself is like "sekuhara," right?
That's right!
Okay! Let's move on!
How did you write "sekuhara"?
Kawaii-san!
Yes!
Please read it!
Sekuhara shas.
I thought it was a new youth baseball team.
I thought "sha" would come after "sekuhara."
And when "sha" comes after "sekuhara," I touch it like "suh."
"Suh" means...
Ah! "Sekuhara...shas."
Sekuhara...shas.
But if you reverse it, it becomes "sekuhara."
The next person didn't write it either.
Yamauchi-san!
It's a coincidence!
What is it?
Semick Harad.
First of all, what does "semick" mean?
I don't know, but I'll say it in a cool way.
Please say it in a cool way.
Semick Harad.
Isn't it cool?
It's cool.
Hirata-san, please say it.
Semick Harad.
I got it!
Hirata-san, can you say "coming soon" in "semick harad"?
That's how you get the picture.
Semick Harad. Coming soon.
I want to see it! I want to see it!
I want to see it.
Let's move on to the next question.
Here it is!
I forgot about it, but during the test, I was asked, "What does Noda-san do?"
By the way, is there anyone you don't know?
Noda-san is this person, right?
Noguchi.
By the way, what's your name?
Hirio-san?
Noguchi.
Who is it?
Hirata-san.
I thought it was the same person.
That's right!
Shall we move on to the next question?
Ichikawa-san!
Yes!
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
It's really fun!
Right?
As a student!
Right?
Let's move on!
Noda Yoshihiko said that even if you imitate goldfish, you can't do it on land.
That's right!
That's amazing!
After reading this, you know who this Noda-san is, right?
Yes, Hirata-san.
I'm always sleeping.
Then what do you do?
I'm a minister of defense.
Have you ever heard of "land administration"?
I've heard of it in a play.
In front of a TV.
I was watching it thinking it was amazing.
That's amazing!
Then...
Shall we say it?
Kawaii-san!
Now, let's see what she wrote!
Here it is!
To me, this is the ultimate stupid answer!
Please say it! You can't do it, can you?
Weekly AKB news!
I...
Maeda Atsuko...
will graduate from AKB48!
Thank you!
AKB48 has been in formation for 6 and a half years.
Maeda Atsuko, who has always been the top singer, announces her graduation.
This decision of tears will surely lead to another future.
AKB art club
AKB art club finally started activities by holding a general ceremony the other day.
This day, after the second class, the members will talk about their future directions.
What do you want to do in the art club?
For example, designing a concert T-shirt.
I want to do that.
I want to make something like animation.
Animation, right?
In the meantime, the production request has already come in.
That is...
Designing a CD jacket for Sakiko's solo album.
I think it would be better to have Sakiko's face in the CD jacket.
What kind of work will be completed with a sudden leave?
I think this is important for an art club.
Let's do our best in the art club!
AKB art club all-time record!
The pattern will be released soon.
Look forward to it!
The current prime minister, Yoshihiko Noda's party and the question that makes famous words answer.
Michikawa Miori was perfectly correct.
On the other hand, his answer is...
Kawaii-san!
Now, let's see what he wrote. Here it is!
Yoshihiko Noda said on the citizens' party, just before he became prime minister around January 9th,
I have my own taste. I can't do it even if I imitate a king.
You can't be like that, prime minister!
I have my own taste! Please make me prime minister!
You can't be like that!
He's a kid's prime minister!
That's good. Now, Yamauchi-san, what did you write?
Here it is!
Yoshihiko Noda said on the citizens' party, just before he became prime minister around January 9th,
I have my own taste. I can't do it even if I imitate a king.
He's a genius!
If this was a comedy show, it would get 100 points!
He's a kid's prime minister, but he can't be like that!
I have my own taste! Please make me prime minister!
You can't do it even if you imitate a king!
A king can't be prime minister, right?
That's right!
One, two...
Next week, we'll test his English skills and give him another stupid answer!
Even if you write "taste", it's curry bread man, right?
What's this?
Bad sign!
Out of 15 people, who is the smartest one?
And finally, who is the most stupid one?