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A.K.B. Karta Championship!
Weekly A.K.B. is no ordinary karta.
The cards are A.K.B. 48 and S.K.E. 48's faces.
The cards contain information about the members and various episodes that happened on the show.
Three teams will play against each other. The team with the most cards will win.
The first match is Team Miyazawa against Team Kuramoto.
Team Kuramoto wins 14-11.
The second match is Team Kuramoto against Team Otara.
The score is 11-11.
Two matches have ended.
Team Miyazawa has 11 cards, Team Kuramoto has 25 cards and Team Otara has 11 cards.
The third match is...
Which team will win?
And there is a very embarrassing penalty game waiting for them.
A.K.B. Karta Championship!
The third match is Team Otara against Team Miyazawa.
There will be three matches in total.
The team with five cards first wins each match.
The first match is Team Otara against Team Miyazawa.
Which team will win?
Miyazawa-san, is this your strategy?
Just now, the flow wasn't good, so it's not like I was in 3rd place.
It's not like you weren't in 3rd place.
I was at fault just now, right?
That's why...
You've become an oppressive team.
That's why I'll do this flow one more time.
Miyazawa-san will say it first.
Okay!
Team Otara, Miyazawa-san!
When we fought against Team Kuramochi just now, you were quite active.
That's right!
Also, you seemed like you had a lot of information.
That's why I chose you again.
I understand!
Okay! Let's go!
First card!
Carta...
Io!
Go!
North Leaves...
Dakamina...
Minegishi...
and Kojima!
It's Kojima! It's Kojima!
Chui-chan, go!
Chui-chan, Chui-chan!
Team Miyazawa won!
North Leaves is an AKB first unit.
I see.
These three are very close.
If you say they're close, it's North Leaves.
I see!
They don't appear in French Kiss, right?
Why do you say that?
Let's go to the second card.
Carta...
Gekikarabu...
A.C.E. de Katsuyaku...
Matsuirena...
Matsurena! Matsurena!
That's good!
Here is the proof of the card!
A corner where members who love extremely spicy food challenge their limits!
Gekikarabude no Koutou! (Extremely Spicy Heart Attack!)
They will challenge eating a large amount of super- extremely spicy habanero!
Super Habanero Chicken!
First up is Chief Kashiwon!
My mouth is sweet! My mouth is sweet!
Slowly!
It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts!
It's heavy like a spear.
What is this?
While the members are retiring one by one...
En-su, who is extremely hungry, stands up!
I'll eat it!
But you can't eat meat, can you?
I can't eat meat!
No, if I eat it, it won't stop, right?
Hey! Stop it! Stop it!
Rena! Rena! The shopkeeper is...
The shopkeeper is shaking a little!
This is amazing, isn't it?
This is...
Rena couldn't eat it!
Even though she couldn't eat it...
En-su, who is extremely hungry, is in the last place!
Wow! He finished one!
He finished it magnificently!
Now, let's continue.
This is the third one.
The card is...
Takayanagi Akane, who called America as "European continent".
It's embarrassing!
It's embarrassing for you, isn't it?
The moment you said "European continent", I thought it was me.
Here is the proof of the card.
It's an episode of a random test.
The world famous "hole filling" problem.
The correct answer is...
Columbus discovered America.
Takayanagi's answer is...
European continent.
Do you think there is a European continent somewhere in the world now?
I don't think so.
What is "European"?
Georgia's coffee.
The score is 2-1 now.
Let's move on.
The 4th question.
S.K.E. 1st fastest Matsui Jurina.
1st place!
Matsui Jurina is fast.
She is in 1st place.
I was in 2nd place.
I was very frustrated.
I was in 2nd place.
3rd to 1st.
The 5th question.
I like snakes.
I can even kiss them.
I don't think so.
I got it right!
I'm not good at picking up things.
If you do it first...
I think it's no good.
It's not Kisaten.
There is a proof video.
If you clear the question, you can get one-shot appeal time.
You can do it!
Can you do it when you drop it?
If you hold it, you win.
I'll hold it.
If you drop it, you win.
Start!
What should I do?
It's all right.
Really?
What should I do?
Put it around your neck.
What?
It's all right.
It's like you've been carrying it around for years.
Amazing!
It's amazing, but...
The question was whether you could hold a snake for seven minutes.
You have too much leeway, so...
If you can make a case here, you can change it to clear.
It's all right.
Isn't it all right?
It's all right.
So...
Clear!
This is wonderful!
No, this is...
Third to sixth, Kaltan!
Onigiri is...
I love salmon, Hatasawako!
It's you!
Do you love it?
Yes.
First, salmon.
Yes.
Second...
Nozawana?
Nozawana and Hatasawako?
First, salmon.
Second, Nozawana.
Nozawana!
Episode...
I raise the hurdle...
Takahashi Minami...
Go for it!
Takahashi-san got the fourth one!
I like it!
With this, Takahashi-san has reached four to three!
Can Hatawa reverse the situation?
Large size?
Medium size?
Or small size?
Oh!
What is it?
It's out!
Team Ohtano won by a tie of 4 to 4!
Now, it's 4 to 4. Both teams have reached their goals.
Team Ohtano won.
Let's go! 9th card!
Card!
"Kome-tsubu-o", "Nokosu-no-kirai-na", "Suda-akari"
Team Ohtano won!
Team Ohtano won by a tie of 4 to 4!
Team Ohtano won by a tie of 5 to 4!
Now, it's 2nd match.
Team Ohtano, Matsui, Nakamura, Shibata.
Team Miyatama, Katayama, Takeuchi, Hara.
Now, it's 2nd match. It's 3 to 3.
Let's go!
1st card!
Card!
Go! Go!
"Obake-yashiki", "Hairatsu-goukyu-shinodamari-kou"
Here is the proof of the reading card.
It's an episode with a creepy plan.
So, I, Takahashi Minami and...
Watanabe Mayu's team and...
Kodama Haruna and...
Kodama Mayuko's team...
You guys are too energetic!
I want to buy it!
I want it!
After that, they entered "Obake-yashiki" and died.
"Obake-yashiki" and died.
Second card!
Card!
Anago-san
"Subayaku" x "Watanabe"
Mayu
Oko
She threw it!
Which one will win?
Mayu won!
"Watanabe" and "Mayu"
"Gunyurinko" and "Gunyurinko"
Here is the proof of the card!
"Watanabe" won when she became the host of the show!
Today's headline is...
What are you doing?
"Watanabe" and "Mayu"
Anago-san
"Subayaku" x "Watanabe"
Mayu
"Subayaku" x "Watanabe"
It's one to one now!
Even if you are eliminated, you can't make "Mazui- san" smell your feet like you did earlier!
Here is the third card!
SKE
"Monomane Shokunin" x "Haraminami"
"SKE" x "Monomane Shokunin"
- Congratulations! - My nails kept itching for a while now!
In the meantime, let's see one of your best impersonations.
- Mayumiki-san's... - Wow, you're going for Mayumiki-san? - Impersonation...
Let's go! Up to Mayumiki-san in 3, 2, 1, go!
"Aukiramenaide" (Don't give up)
- It's similar! - It's similar, isn't it?
- It's a 2-to-1 score. - I don't want to do it!
Next, let's go for the fourth one. "Karta" (Cartoon)
Team Law
Impersonator Craftsman
- Nakamura-mane... - It's your own impersonation!
It's your own impersonation! What are you saying?!
Nakamura-san, let's see one of your best impersonations.
Sakura Maya-san's "kobushi" (fist) impersonation.
"hokke" (brush)
"mo" (brush)
"tatte" (tree)
"atari" (hit)
"doushi" (fist)
- That's it! - Oh!
- It's "kobushi" (fist) impersonation! - I know, I know!
- It's "kobushi" (fist) impersonation! - Thank you, Koko-san!
I'll cheer for you.
She's surprised!
"Okay, can I continue?" Like...
She got on it and said, "Okay, Nakamura-san, can I continue?"
She's surprised!
Captain, you're good at impersonating!
So far, it's 3-1 in "Team Otagger Lead"!
In front of the piano is...
A.K.A. "Beach"'s Matsui Sakiko!
She got it!
She has to get it herself!
In French, it's "Self-introduction Shibatar"
- Oh! Shibatar is flying! - I want it!
She got it! She got it!
Shibatar wants to get it herself!
Okay! Katayama! Katayama!
Oh! Matsui is behind her!
Who is it? Who is it?
Takehime!
Beach
Shibata-san, please introduce yourself in French.
Bonjour! (Hello!)
Je m'appelle Ryan Shibata. (I'm Ryan Shibata.)
Bye-bye! (Bye-bye!)
Mokyu Mokyu Girl
Who is it? Who is it? Who is it? Who is it? Who is it? Who is it?
Shibata-san! (Shibata-san!)
Team "Ota" won the second match!
Team "Ota" won the third match!
Team "Ota" vs. Team "Miyazaoa"
Team "Ota" is leading. Are you relaxed?
I'm not relaxed.
What's wrong?
I could only fly once in the match against "Mocchi" (Mocchi)
That's right.
Besides, you fly like you did in the previous match, don't you?
I do fly.
Be careful not to hit your head.
That's right. Be careful not to get hurt.
If I stay calm, I think I'll get "Rhino"'s card.
I understand!
Team "Miyazaoa" is in trouble.
Really? Is it bad?
If you don't work hard, there is a possibility of reunion.
Really?
It's bad! It's bad!
It's coming out.
"No spot" took it!
Something went in!
What will be the result?
First card!
Carta Io
Sashiko no Nazuke Oyadayo, Kashiwaiuki
"Ota" won!
That was close!
That was close, "Frog Toby"!
"Ota" almost got hit in the head!
No! I'll do it myself!
I didn't know what you were saying just now, but Miyazawa-san, you've been led a little too far.
A little, yes. A little, yes. OK, OK.
You don't have enough power yet? Do you want to do it one more time? One more time, one more time.
Oh, you two are leading. You two are leading.
Oh, oh, oh, which one is leading? Which one is leading?
Oh, it's coming!
What's going on? What's going on?
Are you OK?
OK, let's go with the second card.
"karuta" (card)
Sundome de, tarai ga chokugeki, miyazawa sae
Go for it! Go for it! Go for it!
Oh, it's "Daooka" (daooka)-san!
She took her own card!
Why did you take it?
Well, it's just Sae-chan's card.
At one point, Sae-chan was shining.
Oh, that's why it was easy to see.
Thank you, Sae-chan!
Aren't you embarrassed?
Here is the proof of the card.
To test their guts, let's see what happened when they challenged "Tarai sundome taiketsu"
OK! I have a good feeling about this!
OK, let's go!
Go for it!
Here we go!
Oh!
I thought I could stop it! I thought I could stop it!
I thought I could stop it! Wow, that was close!
It was a direct hit!
I couldn't stop it.
You got caught in the fog?
I got caught in the fog.
I remember that episode.
Now, let's go. Your own card.
Miyaza-san is becoming like a cloud.
This is a scary challenge, isn't it?
It's scary!
Now, let's go! Third card!
Card!
I love how small it is.
Your own card!
Your own card is strong!
I love how small it is!
The other day,
Request is definitely different
in 2012,
I was playing a game in a small box
with my clothes and shoes in it.
You were a little girl in a box.
Is it a small box?
It's very small. It's like this.
I was in a space where I could barely fit in.
You can't stay like that forever?
Yes.
Even in weekly KB,
Find a labrador
I don't know when I stopped doing it.
Please do it again!
Now, let's go!
Your own card!
Card!
I change my hairstyle all the time.
My front hair is thick.
It's scary!
Don't open it!
You're lying! You're lying!
I didn't do it!
You did it!
I did it!
When you say you did it, you do it?
Maeda-san, up until now, you've had 25 AKB songs in this single,
but you've changed your hairstyle for all of the music videos.
Five of you said it, right?
It's true that five of you said it.
You said it, right?
I didn't know.
Here, Hayaka also reaches an all-time high!
Will Miyaza end without winning even one card?
There has never been a straight win in this card tournament,
so losing a straight win is really humiliating!
Shut up!
Fifth card!
You did it!
How is it?
You're strong.
As a result, Team Ohta won 15 matches and Team Miyazawa won 6 matches.
Therefore, Team Ohta won the third match!
With this, all matches are over. Who will be the winning team?
The team that won 26 matches is...
The winning team is...
Team Ohta!
The winning team will receive 30,000 yen of book vouchers!
What do you think of it, captain?
I'll be able to buy a lot of books of my favorite hobbies.
That's right. Each person will receive 5,000 yen.
That's fun!
And for the losing team, there is an embarrassing penalty game.
What is it?
I'll announce it now.
The losing team is of course...
The Miyazawa team!
For Team B...
You will pose in a pose you think is super sexy...
And say "Weekly AKB" with a super sexy voice.
All of you!
After this, Team Miyazawa will challenge an embarrassing penalty game!
Next week, February 29th...
Watanabe Mayu's solo debut single "Synchro Tokimeki" will be released!
As she stars in the song, she will also be the subject of "SAVADOR"!
My life is a synchro game, my heart is pounding!
Team Miyazawa's Super Embarrassing Penalty Game!
Now, let's play the penalty game!
Do a sexy pose and say "weekly akb"!
If you mess up, we'll ask you again and again!
Now, Hara-san and Garim-hyou, 3, 2, 1, go!
Weekly akb!
Miami-style! Miami-style!
Now, Hata-san, let's go!
3, 2, 1, go!
Weekly akb!
Now, Takeshi-san, let's go!
3, 2, 1, go!
Weekly akb!
That's good!
Now, 3, 2, 1, go!
Weekly akb!
That's good!
That's all for today's akb Weekly akb!
Thank you very much!
Let me do it!
She did it!
Let me do it!
3, 2, 1, go!
Weekly akb!
That's all for today's akb Weekly akb!
Thank you very much!