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This week, another AKB karuta championship!
Weekly AKB karuta isn't just any normal karuta!
The cards are AKB48 and SKE48's faces!
The cards contain information about the members and various episodes that happened on the show!
Team Miyazawa, Team Karamochi, Team Ohta...
The team with the most cards won in all three teams will win!
The first match is Team Miyazawa against Team Karamochi!
Team Karamochi wins 14-11!
The second match begins!
This week, another AKB karuta championship!
Weekly AKB karuta isn't just any normal karuta!
The cards contain information about the members and various episodes that happened on the show!
The team with the most cards won in all three teams will win!
Team Karamochi wins 14-11!
The first match is Team Karamochi Mukaida versus Team Ota Takayanagi!
Who will win?
Team Karamochi and Mukaida, how do you feel?
Well, I've won so far, so I'd like to do my best like this.
Takayanagi!
We're on the same team.
Team K-2.
K-2.
I've never been a rival before, so I'd like to do my best.
Let's do it!
The first card is...
After a dream, Yagami and her shitty kids...
That's fast!
You got it!
You got it, Takayanagi!
Yes, this story left a great impression on me, so I looked for you right away.
Here is the proof of the reading card.
It's based on a midterm test that was held for the first time on the show.
Matsuo Basho's famous playing of "anaume" question.
The correct answer is...
After a dream, Yagami and her shitty kids...
That's right.
Great!
There were other answers like this, but let's take a look.
This is what Yagami wrote.
After a dream, Yagami and her shitty kids...
Go ahead, Yagami!
After a dream, Yagami and her shitty kids...
That's right.
Yagami-chan, what happened?
When you say "kids", you only say things like that.
"Kids" doesn't mean "shitty kids", you know?
I thought it was a saying.
"Shitty kids" said "after a dream" like that.
Let's go to the second one.
"Thank you", "thank you" says Obaka Yuria.
She got it right!
Obaka Yuria got it right!
That's right.
It's "goga" today.
It's "goga"!
Here is the proof of the reading card.
Kizaki and Yagami met again for the luck test.
25 points for Japanese, 10 for Social Studies, 35 for Insurance, 15 for Music, and 0 for English.
Cut it out!
0 for English is important!
Zero!
Zero! Not a single point!
I think I can live if I can use Hiragana.
When I went to Hawaii, I could only say "Hello" and "Thank you".
That's how I survived.
Thank you.
What?
Thank you.
Don't you say "thank you" in foreign countries?
Thank you.
What does "thank you" mean, then?
Do you have any other over-hype stories, Kizaki?
When you're moving from Nagoya to Hokkaido, you don't usually need a passport.
But you've brought one with you.
It's like you think you need a passport if you're flying.
Here we go!
Good luck, Manatsu!
Cut it out!
I'm Sashiko, wearing rubber gloves.
Good job!
Team Grammys!
We did it right in front of you!
Here's the proof of their passports.
A year and a half ago, in the city of Shibuya, they played a punishment game.
Sassy, Hana-bubble, start!
Good evening, everyone!
I'm AKB48 Team A's 17-year-old Sashihara Rino!
Today, I'm going to use my special skill,
Hana-bubble, and cut this out!
Good luck!
It's a punishment game!
Good luck!
Please watch it if you like!
Nice!
Good luck!
It's a matter of attention!
It's written "metallic"!
Everyone is watching you!
You're awesome!
Good luck, Sashi!
You'll break!
You're great!
You're awesome!
Thank you very much, everyone!
Just in time! You're awesome!
You were there, weren't you, Ohta-san?
I was doing my best.
I didn't think I'd make my debut like this.
Let's look at number four.
"Takarazuka" - "Utatte Odoreru Hata-san"
Here is a proof-of-reading card!
"Hata-no-sugou-ni-sebaru" corner "Hata-mon-ryuu- de-no-episode"
I'm from Osaka, so if someone shakes me, I'll do it.
Then, Hata-san, why don't you dance for us?
"Takarazuka" - "Utatte Odoreru Hata-san"
I don't like it!
It's fine!
It's not like that!
It's fine!
You like Takarazuka, don't you, Hata-san?
If you say you're embarrassed to dance there, it'll be a shock for people in Takarazuka.
Wouldn't it be a shock for me to do it?
It's not like that!
Do you have any lines from Takarazuka?
Well, one...
One?
Let's do it.
Three, two, one, go ahead.
Death is not an escape!
She's so cute!
It's too early for an on-off.
Let's do the fifth one.
Carta...
Wanko soba, thirty-one cups of yokoyama yui.
Go for it!
Ah, that was close!
Thank you very much!
You got one yui more than last time!
Thank you!
Here is the proof video of the booklet.
If you clear the challenge, you will be able to get one shot of appealing time.
Please do your best!
Go for it!
You got five cups more than last time.
She challenged the challenge of eating fifty-six cups of wanko soba in ninety seconds.
Yokoyama...
She's fast!
Go for it!
OK, Christian "-jan jan"
OK, "saa jan jan"
You're up fast!
You got thirteen seconds!
OK, Christian "-san".
OK, ten seconds!
ten, eight, seven...
Come on, Christian "-san"!
five, four...
three, two...
That's too bad!
How was your preparation?
So, will you ride it?
Not at all!
6th card!
Your own card!
Didn't you check your own card?
I did, but...
My reflexes were slow.
Now, Takaya Nagi has 4 cards in her hand.
But, she can't drop a single card.
You did it!
That's fast!
I bought it 6 years ago.
Even now.
So, you and Mayura-san are of the same age?
No, Ekebi is older.
I got it!
Did you get it?
Yes!
Now, it's 4 to 4.
The last card is...
Amazing face.
Katsuo Musume.
Takaya Nagi has won!
She has an amazing face!
Takaya Nagi and Akane of Team Ota won 5 to 4.
They won the first match!
Today, it's the second match!
Team Kanamochi has Shimada, Maeda, Iriama, Team Ota has Matsui, Nakamura and Abe!
Now, it's the second match.
It's 3 to 3.
The first card is...
Here it is!
That's fast!
Iriama-san!
Here is the proof of the card.
Iriama-san!
The members who love extremely spicy food will challenge their limits in this corner "Extremely Spicy Arms Challenge"!
Let's eat!
And Oshima challenged with an extremely spicy hamburger!
I'm going to cry! I'm going to cry!
I'm going to cry!
If it's going to be like this...
It's going to be like this!
Is the food okay?
Oshima-san, is the food okay?
The food...
This show's "extremely spicy" stuff...
You don't know what it means, do you?
I don't know what it means!
I'm with Sashihara-san, and Sashihara-san has to eat this "extremely spicy" stuff...
I ate it...
And the next day, I got a cold and went to the hospital!
It's like that!
This is...
The second card!
Even if it's bangs...
It's not thick eyebrows!
Maeda-san, you're that kind of character, aren't you?
It's because I'm with you.
It's your first time, isn't it?
Yes.
Maeda-san's eyebrows are not only in Japan, but also in Asia.
They're world famous.
Before, Maeda-san went to Singapore and got off the plane.
I was there at the time.
The fans stretched Maeda-san's eyebrows about 2 meters and waited for her at the airport.
It's strange!
And in Japanese, they wrote "eyebrows, boom!"
Let's go with the third one!
Carta!
Miyazaki Danchou, who is taken for a joke by his juniors.
Oh!
It's been a while since I've laughed like this!
Here is the proof of the card!
Miyazaki's plan to teach his juniors the secret of laughter.
Miyazaki's big circus episode!
One, two, three!
First, a hot bath!
This is it!
I thought it was a joke, but it's like this!
Stop it!
And Miyazaki!
No!
Stop it!
Wait!
No!
Hot!
In Denki Onee-san's episode...
Good morning!
Good!
Actually, I'm actually...
...an otaku.
Huh? Oh, there she is.
Anihaseyo!
Can you do "gyoro gyoro" for me?
Yes!
More!
Next is "monoboke" episode.
Exile!
Can you turn around a little?
Turn around?
Yes, yes.
I'm going to scoot around a little.
Huh?!
I won't let you!
My Skytree...
I won't let you say it!
From here...
...the team otakus will show...
...their full-scale counterattack!
Iriyama...
...makes a miracle with "nazo nazo"...
Huh?!
I'm not gonna let you have it!
Ah! It's okay!
It's okay! It's okay!
I'm not gonna let you have it!
Jemail Matsui-san was hurt!
I'm sorry! Show me your card!
Wait a minute!
It's like this!
He's all messy now!
That's a good one!
You got it yourself, Abe-san!
As expected!
Okay, next one.
This is...
She caught a butterfly that had flown in the middle of the recording and let it go.
Did you do this, Abe-san?
It seems like it.
Are you okay, butterfly?
It was kind of in the way, so I didn't get it.
The butterfly was kind of in the way of the camera, so...
I was talking about you, senpai.
I feel bad for you.
Your clothes...
Whose clothes did you let fly?
I don't remember.
Oh, that's right!
That's right, you forget about your senpai.
That's not it! That's not it!
Let's do it quickly!
Do what?
Let's do the next card.
Oh, you don't want to talk much, do you?
I understand.
Melonpan...
Domei kundel matsui de ne!
Now, Shimada...
In the second match, Gekisei won and Team Ota won!
This is the match between Koma and the captain!
What will happen in the match?!
A.K.B. Karuta Championship! The third match is between the captain, Kuramoto and Ohta!
The third match is between the captain and Ohta!
- Yes, hello! - Hello!
- How are you? - I'm in good spirits.
- The number of you has decreased and it's easier to see you now. - That's right.
- You're quiet now. - The team is quiet too.
The team is quiet and the team is Ohta.
- Captain Kuramoto. - Yes.
The number of you has decreased and it's easier to see you now.
You didn't do as well as we expected.
As the captain, I'll do my best and win.
Everyone in the team, please cheer for the captain!
- Please do! - Please do!
Karuta...
Yo!
Your face is always shining bright.
Yo!
You didn't read it until the end, Ohta!
As expected of you!
He! He! He!
Now, it's your turn.
- You're holding a board and saying "tekamina". - "Tekamina".
- You were in "Zenkokushou". - I was.
- "Tekamina". - You're holding a board and saying "tekamina".
Now, it's your turn!
The second card is...
Karuta...
Kojima Haruna is very strict with comedy.
- You won! - You won!
- It's right in front of you! - Right in front of you!
- Ross Leaves does a lot of comedy live. - What?!
- His level is really high. - Wow!
- He makes his own jokes. - Wow!
- When we asked him who is the strictest... - Yes, yes.
- Kojima Haruna says that Takamina's jokes are pretty bad. - Even though it's Takamina from Foo?
- Oh, Foo. - Takamina's the one who writes the script?
- Well, Mii-chan has a lot of opinions. - Oh!
- She says that it's better if we do this part more and we can make it more interesting. - That's right.
- It's a really good combination. - Now, it's one against one. - Yes.
- Let's go. The third one! - The third one! - The third one!
- Miyazawa... Hichifechi ni shita... Kashiwagi yuki... - Yes!
- Wow! - Wow!
- You won! - You won! - You won!
- Yes!
- Well, I thought it was Miyazawa, but it was dangerous. - You looked for it a lot. - It was dangerous, it was dangerous.
- Here is the triplet and evidence T.R.!
It's an episode of "AKB-tan"!
- What should it be? - Elbow, right? - Yeah.
- Elbow, I like it. - I like elbow.
- You like smell, don't you? - Ah, I like smell!
- Yugirin was the one who started liking elbow. - That's what I said.
- But no one agreed with it. - No, it's the best!
- But it's a habit. I didn't think I'd touch the fans' elbows in a handshake. - Yeah, you touch it all of a sudden!
- No way! - I thought it was amazing. - In a handshake? - Yeah!
- No way, you touch it! - It's summer!
- Yugirin touches the members' elbows a lot. - Yeah.
- She says "I like this elbow" and does it a lot. "I like this member's elbow".
- Ah, you don't look at the elbow, you touch it? - Yeah, I touch it.
- So I said "no way!" while everyone was touching it. - Yeah.
- "Do you know what I mean?" and my elbow was torn.
- Asuka's elbow felt good, too. - Yeah, I can touch it, but I don't know what it is.
- You don't feel pain here, do you? - No, I don't. - That's why I stretch it. - You stretch it?!
- I like elbows that stretch well.
- Yugirin likes Takamizawa of one day, not just the members but the whole entertainment world.
- She likes Takamizawa of one day, not just the members but the whole entertainment world. - Takamizawa of one day, you pulled it?!
- She says "it's really good", and praises it a lot.
- Wow, you have various positions.
- Now, Kuramoshi led 2-1.
- Now, for the fourth card... - Go for it! - Go for it!
- The card is...
- "I love the smell of it"
- Ah, it's flying!
- Kuramoshi flew first!
- Kuramoshi flew like a frog.
- She flew like a frog. Do you know this one? - I always write a letter of gift for my fans.
- But when I die, I want to be wrapped in a letter of gift. - When you die, you want to be wrapped in a letter of gift.
- Now, it's one against three. Kuramoshi has won two cards! - Kuramoshi, you can do it!
- Now, it's the fifth card. Do you know this one? - "Dachou Neta" and "Tennis ga Daisuki Shima da Haruka" - Kuramoshi has won!
- I'll do it! - Kuramoshi has won!
- Now, it's one against four. Kuramoshi has won! Will it end like this?
- Kuramoshi has been driven into a corner. - I've been driven into a corner and my stomach hurts.
- Your stomach hurts? - Yes, but I hope you'll cheer for me.
- Now, it's one against four! "Karuta"? - "Kyouwa Tsun"? Or "Dere"? - Kuramoshi has won her own card!
- Kuramoshi has won! - Kuramoshi has won!
- Kuramoshi has won this match! - Kuramoshi has won this match!
- As a result, Kuramoshi has won 11 cards and Ohta has also won 11 cards. The second match was a draw.
- After this, the third match will begin and the winning team will be decided!
AKB48's 25th single 'Give Me Five - The Sun' is on sale now!
Also, AKB48's official rival Nogizaka 46's debut single "Guruguru Curtain" will be released next February 22nd!
Next week, AKB Cult Championship Climax!
Which team will win the championship?!