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This week's "Weekly AKB" is "Challenge Karta"!
Each member is wearing a gorgeous hakama and is waiting for the man they love so much!
Hello!
I love karta for a million years!
A man who knows karta well!
The god of karta, karta okada!
Oh, it's Ijiri-san!
No, no, no, it's karta okada!
I feel sorry for Ijiri-san for not being able to perform properly.
That's right! It's true! I want to perform properly!
If you were a god, would you have a proof of being a god?
Of course I would! What are you talking about?
Karta!
Wow!
If I say "karta" and you all face that way, you won't be able to see me if I fall!
No, no, there's someone else!
What?
There's someone else.
There's an artist!
I'm not an artist!
That's what Nijipugame is doing before you all come in!
What are you saying?
It says here that you will be challenged to karta!
That's why you all came in with Maruyama Kyosai Group's high-class hakama!
Wow!
Maruyama Kyosai Group's high-class hakama!
Ma'am, is it easy to wear?
It's easy to wear.
How much is it?
It's really easy to wear.
Meida-san?
It's light and easy to wear!
It's like a commercial!
We won't cut out any of this part!
Thank you!
We can edit it out.
We did it!
This time, you will be playing karta in a team match!
Okay!
Karta!
Look at this again! Look at this again!
Here is the teams.
Team Miyazawa, Team Kuramochi, Team Ota.
The three teams will compete for victory in a one- on-one match.
And the winning team will receive 30,000 yen vouchers.
And the losing team will receive an embarrassing penalty game.
Okay! Let's start the karta match!
Karta!
After this, the AKB karta championship will begin!
Weekly AKB's karta is not ordinary karta.
The cards are AKB48 and SKE48's faces.
In the card, there is information about the members and various episodes that happened on the show.
The key to victory or defeat is how well you know about the members.
That's not fair!
It's not fair, it's very serious.
In other words, which team loves AKB48 and SKE48 the most?
This week is the AKB karta championship.
The team with the most cards won in three teams' one- on-one matches will win.
Now, the AKB karta championship match will begin.
And the person who will explain the sentences written in the cards is...
A man who knows all about AKB and SKE48...
The editor of "Flash Special", Aoki!
Nice to meet you!
You all know Aoki, right?
Yes!
And the person who will read out the cards is...
Fukui Noriko of the All Japan Karta Association's A-class Kounin Yomita!
Nice to meet you!
Thank you!
The first match is Team Miyazawa versus Team Kuramochi.
There will be three matches in total.
If they can get five cards before their opponent in each match, they will win.
Let's do it!
Yeah!
We will win for sure!
Yeah!
The first match is Team Miyazawa.
What should the players do?
The players are...
Players?
Players...
Hata!
It's Hata!
Yes!
And Team Kuramochi?
The backboard player...
Who?
Shimada!
I'm the backboard player!
It's Hata versus Shimada!
The first match is Team Miyazawa against Team Kuramochi versus Shimada!
Who will win?
Team Miyazawa, it's Hata.
Yes, I'm nervous.
Yes.
Hm?
I'm really nervous!
She's nervous.
Now, it's Team Shimada's turn.
I think so.
Yes.
I think they will win.
Now, who will win?
Let's do it!
I won!
Yeah!
Rock-paper-scissors.
The one who took the center is Mariko.
I won!
Yes!
It's Team Shimada!
Well, if Hata-san's hand was a little longer, it would have been in front of Shimada-san's eyes.
Hata-san, it's okay. If you hurry up 0.5 seconds more, you can get it.
It looks like you're cheering, but it's a little tough.
If you hurry up 0.5 seconds, you can get it.
It's okay, you can get it.
Shinoda-san, you just came up with a question.
I asked Yama-chan of Nankyan.
It seems like a little caterpillar passed between you two in the final round.
At that time, Fujiie-reina saw the caterpillar and followed it with her eyes.
Shinoda was concentrating and couldn't see the caterpillar and was only looking at Fujiie.
Looking at this concentration, I think Shinoda won.
I see, it was later.
I'll say anything later.
Let's move on to the second question.
The card is...
Maeda-tsuko, who was called Aoki in Harajuku.
Yes!
Thank you, Shimada-san said it!
Does anyone know this?
I think I participated in the lyrics recording at that time.
But you can't do it now, can you?
There's an old man in Harajuku alone.
That's right!
So I think it was a rare occasion.
Here is the proof video of the card.
It's been two and a half years since the first weekly AKB broadcast.
In a project to stand in the middle of Harajuku and ask for how much autograph you want.
- AKB. - Thank you.
- Ackshu Shimbun. - Thank you.
- Ackshu! - Ackshu is here!
- Do you know my name? - Aoki-san.
Thank you very much.
Welcome back, Aoki-san!
I'm Aoki Aso.
Have you been able to talk to people in the city in the past few years?
I think I have.
There was a man who noticed me once.
He said, "You're Say, aren't you?"
I had a lot of luggage and was about to shake hands with him.
He said, "Really?" and left.
It's just a confirmation.
The third one...
Karuta?
I'm Sashiko who doesn't fly bungees twice.
Oh, it's here!
That's a reassuring expression!
You got one! Hata-san, you got one, right?
Yes, I got it.
Hata-san is so polite right now that she's about to fix herself up.
Here is the proof of their reading cards!
In order to show their guts, they challenged themselves to a 42-meter bungee jump!
Itano, Kasai and Nito successfully did it!
32-inch bungee!
And the fourth challenger is Sashihara!
Go! Go! 32-inch bungee!
Wait! Wait! Wait! I'm sorry! Wait! I'm scared!
Are you going to quit?
Wait! I don't want to quit, but...
But they couldn't fly.
Let's do it again!
However!
No way, it's a retirement!
From now on, Sashara will be called a loser.
I think this bungee jump made me become a loser.
Let's do it!
The fourth one!
Karuta!
Every morning, face exercise. Even Miyazawa!
That's fast!
That's fast, Shimada-san!
That's fast!
That was almost right in front of me!
Shimada-san!
Miyazawa-san, it's Karuta now!
Every morning, face exercise...
What do you know about face exercise?
You know it well!
Who said it?
With this flow, you'll definitely be able to do it!
I will! Please show me!
Wow!
Wow, what is this?!
Huh?!
Wow!
I did it!
Wow!
What is this?!
I did it!
It's amazing!
Your facial muscles tend to get stiff while you're sleeping,
so if you do it properly in the morning, won't you become even cuter?
What are you saying?!
She said it from above again!
What are you saying?!
Now!
That's...
The fifth one!
Karuta!
Super shy and hates cameras...
Hata Sawako!
It's you!
I'm happy!
She took it herself!
Shimada-san took it herself!
You're so grateful!
That's great!
Hata-san!
Didn't you check your own curves?
I didn't think you'd say that...
You didn't think I'd say that?
No, I didn't!
Here is Yomisuda's evidence VTR!
This is her first appearance on the show, and she won by a draw test
Correct the next "a" sentence into a Japanese one
I pray to Jesus on Sundays
Can you speak English?
I can
Please don't
A round of applause for the winner!
Even though you got it right, you look really embarrassed
What's wrong?
Hata!
Hata, what's wrong?
Do you want to go see a doctor?
Cut it out
Why?!
What's wrong?
It's fine!
What's wrong with you?!
Are you okay?
Why?!
Hata was really shy and didn't like cameras
Right now, Shimada has a 4-to-1 advantage
From here, Hata is going to take revenge!
Foreigner's surprise attack!
I got it!
I didn't get it!
Between the tatami and the tatami!
I got it!
It's a tatami!
I got it!
It's a tatami!
It was the closest!
Hata!
What does "toward the tatami" mean?
Let's watch that scene one more time
That's what you said
I see!
Height and birthday are 48, Takahashi Minami!
I got it!
Kakezan still can't say "you idiot, Yuria"!
She got it! She got it calmly!
She got it calmly!
What's that?
Amazing!
You still look bad!
I don't want to lose!
If you get it next time, you'll be the winner of the team!
The ninth one!
Karuta...
Two hours for a set of bangs.
She got it! She got it calmly!
She got it calmly!
She got it!
Amazing!
What's that?
In the end, she got two out of four in a row!
Hata and Sawako reversed and won the first match!
Next is the second match!
Team Miyazawa has Katayama, Takeuchi, Hara.
Team Kuramoto has Maeda, Iriyama and Mukai!
It's three against three.
Let's go!
Karuta...
Two hours for a set of bangs.
Kashiwagi Yuki doesn't have any members at home.
She got it! She got it calmly!
She got it calmly!
French kiss. You've never had the same unit, Kuramoshi- san, have you?
Yes, I have hyperlipidemia.
I'm going on a staycation, but I can't even go to someone else's house for a staycation.
I've never been there.
It seems like you can't step into someone else's house.
That's why I always have a front slipper.
Ah, you have it.
Is it because of hyperlipidemia? Isn't it a misinterpretation?
It's not a misinterpretation!
What are you saying?
It's not a staycation!
What are you saying all of a sudden?!
I was surprised!
It's a staycation.
You can get 500,000 to 600,000 yen per staycation.
I'm relieved today.
I was surprised.
Let's go! The second one!
She got it!
She got it! It's a tie, but...
It's embarrassing!
Here is the proof of her staycation card.
It was in the second dropout test.
Do you study properly?
Study? I only write about transportation expenses.
You write about transportation expenses?
When I'm on a staycation, I add up the expenses.
Wait a minute. Do you pay for transportation expenses?
I do.
It's not good!
President!
This is crazy!
I didn't get a triple either.
You didn't?
I did, I did.
AKB?
Yes.
I gave it out yesterday too.
You gave it out yesterday too?!
Yes.
I wrote about it too.
Huh?
This is when you write about it.
You're crazy!
From here, both teams will take each other's cards!
I'm sorry!
It's only me!
I'm sure of it! It's only me!
It's me!
It's me, isn't it?!
That's right!
Is it right? Is it right?!
It's wrong!
It's right! It's right!
It's correct! It's correct!
In the second match of "Gekigen", Team Karamochi won by 5-3!
After this, it's the captain's match!
Will it be Karamochi or Miyazoro?!
A.K.B. Karuta Championship!
The third match is captain vs Miyazaro vs Karamochi!
This Karuta match, the team with the most cards wins.
For now, Karamochi team has 9 cards, Miyazaro team has 8 cards.
It doesn't change.
We have a lot of strategies, so we will definitely win.
Miyazaro-san, how do you feel?
Karamochi-san's eye power is killing me!
No! You can't do that!
Now, let's start the captain match!
Karuta...
Ito!
Itano Tomomi who turned into a duck in a prank...
Yes!
Wonderful, Miyazaro-san!
Miyazaro-san's reaction is really good!
Wonderful!
What do you mean "wonderful"?
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
Here is the proof of the cards!
It is...
The episode in the prank school!
I heard you are really popular for saying "duck talk",
but since we are here,
let's do a duck impersonation...
Duck impersonation?!
Let's do a duck impersonation.
What is "duck impersonation"?
Like this?
3, 2, 1, go!
Itano Tomomi who turned into a duck in a prank...
The second card!
Karuta...
Not yet~ I can sleep anywhere~
Oshimaru-tan~
Break it!
Cute!
I see!
Everyone, have you ever seen Oshimaru-san sleeping anywhere?
She can sleep anywhere. She can sleep on the floor.
On the floor?!
Yes, she can sleep anywhere. She can start sleeping on the floor.
She can sleep on a desk that's just the right height for her.
She can sleep on a person?
She can sleep on a person.
On a person?!
Because she can sleep on a person who is sleeping. Instead of a bed.
But there's no bed next to you, right?
It's not like I'd just wake up and go back to sleep. I don't know, but...
You'd just go back to sleep?
I'd go back to sleep.
Now, shall we look at the third one?
The card is...
My favorite thing is...
I want to grab it by the ear.
Klamotsu!
She grabbed it!
She grabbed something she didn't like!
Here is the proof of the card!
Klamotsu called "ear fetish" was also featured in the show!
Look at this.
Look!
It's so messy that you'd think there's no cartilage left.
It's so cute!
It's so cute, isn't it?
I think ears are something you taste with your nose, not with your eyes.
My theory is that you put it in your nose.
Her favorite thing is...
Klamotsu called "ear fetish" was also featured in the show!
It's so good!
Shall we look at the fourth one?
The card is...
It looks like this, but it's still a long way off.
She grabbed it!
She's on her own team!
Shimara-chan!
It looks like this, but it's still a long way off.
Shimara-chan!
Can you see it?
It looks like it's still a long way off.
I wanted to record it while I was sleeping, so I used my smartphone.
And then...
I was in the room for a few seconds.
I'm the only one in the room.
It's me, isn't it?
I'm sorry.
If you had done it sooner...
I'm sorry.
I'll do my best!
What's amazing about Miyata-san is...
She's looking like she's in the distance, but she's only looking at the cards.
What does that mean?
From here on out, Miyata-san is full of motivation!
She grabbed it!
Miura!
- Miura! - Miura!
- You're so mean! - Okaaaay!!!
- Miura! - You're so mean!
- Miura! - Miura!
- You're so mean! - You really don't know this song, right?
[Miura is soooo bad at]
[airplane and roller coaster]
[Akimoto and Sayaka]
Miura won by a small margin!
You're so lucky!
That won you a card like a conspiracy!
It wasn't a conspiracy!
I just drew it!
You took the card!
Don't you think that's cheating?
- You really took it! - Yes we did!
- You're wrong! - What happened?
Miyazawa-san, please hold the camera for a moment.
It's not funny.
I was under you.
I was able to pull you down.
That's right, you were under me.
That's right.
Isn't that too big of a lie?
That's a lie!
Please stop criticizing that part of your body.
Here, Kuramochi is in first place!
Will Miyazawa-san be able to hang in there?
Will she be able to hang in there?
Or will Miyazawa-san be able to hang in there?
Miyazawa-san's outfit is like an old woman's.
It's getting smaller and smaller.
She's trying to get as close to Karta as possible.
That's right.
Here we go!
Karta!
She's fast!
She was under me!
Kuramochi-san is in first place!
What a match!
So it's 5 to 3 in this match.
Kuramochi-san wins!
The results are as follows.
Team Miyazawa has 11 cards, Team Kuramochi has 14 cards.
Team Kuramochi won the first match!
After this, Team Ota will appear in the second match!
Team Ota is in first place!
Weekly AKB news!
Next week, AKB48's new single "Give Me Five" will be released!
Here is the music video!
Next week, the second match of the AKB Karuta Championship!
The members are full of stories! Where is the match going?