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"Weekly AKB Shittakaburi Talk Battle"!
In this week's battle, we'll see how many nice Shittakaburis we can get right for a topic we don't know about!
"Shittakaburi Talk Battle"!
Sometimes, you'll get punched in the face...
Ouch!
You'll escalate in a direction you don't know!
Who will be able to cut back on Shittakaburi Talk Battle?!
For example, even if it's a topic you don't know about,
it's important for you to cut back on it like you know it!
We've prepared a set like this!
Please take a look!
"Shittakaburi Talk Battle"!
"Shittakaburi Talk Battle" is a game in which two members randomly selected in advance answer "I don't know" in a questionnaire, and compete for how much they can "shittakaburi" and "talk".
The winner is the one who can "shittakaburi" more nicely in seven minutes.
What will be the first battle card?
Now, please close your eyes. Go ahead!
The two members selected by the staff will be challenged in a battle.
Can you hear footsteps?
"Gata" came from the left!
"Gata" I said, but...
"Gari gari" is coming.
A lot of people are fighting now.
Now, everyone, please open your eyes! Go ahead!
Who said it?
"Shawako-chan"!
Who?
"Hata-san"!
"Yagami-san"!
Yes, the first battle is "Yagami-Kumi" versus "Hata-Sawako"!
"Hata-san", do you usually speak loudly?
I don't speak.
You don't speak, do you?
I don't speak.
I'm usually like that.
You're like that, aren't you?
But "Shawako" is very smart.
"Kumi" doesn't have much knowledge, but she has a lot of application power, so she can do pretty much anything.
Oh, I see.
What will the two of them say when they know who they're up against?
Now, let's announce who we're up against. Curtain open!
Smile!
She's very happy.
Wait a minute!
Isn't that great?
What should I do? What should I do?
"Yagami-san", "Hata-san", what do you think?
"Hata-san" doesn't seem like she talks much.
What should I do? Do you want me to go and talk to her?
That might be it.
Even though I don't talk much.
"Hata-san", what do you think? "Yagami-san"?
It's very fun.
I feel like I could become a talker.
Now, let me announce the topic of their talk.
The topic they will talk about is...
Antonio Inoki's...
What is that?
Ah, I know, I know, I know.
Yes, yes.
Eh, you know?
Yes, I know. Huh? What does "one, two, three, go" mean?
That's not a special move!
It's not a move!
The move Inoki-san did first and foremost is called "cobra twist".
You twist like a cobra.
Inoki-san, you're amazing!
In addition to the "manjina tameya" which evolved the "cobra twist",
the "enzuigiri" which you jump and kick up the back of your head is also a correct answer, but...
Of course, in terms of generation, you two should know it!
What kind of "cobra twist" will they show us?!
Then, let's begin!
"Cobra twist" talk battle, start!
Thank you for having me.
Thank you.
As I thought, there is a special move called "Antonio Inoki-san", right?
Yes, there is.
I think there are quite a few of them.
I know quite a few of them, too.
The most famous one is good, right?
Yes, the most famous one.
Oh, I know! It's that one!
It's that one! "Chin split"!
"Chin split"!
This is an interesting move!
You hit your opponent with your chin and you split your opponent's back of head.
Can I say it for a moment?
Of course you can!
It's a little embarrassing, but...
Let's go!
One! Two! Three!
Ouch!
How do you feel?
Is your jaw okay?
My jaw is fine.
I think...
What do you know?
I think you should use your arms.
Arms?
Yes, arm cutter.
What is arm cutter?
Isn't it arm cutter?
What is it again?
Arm cutter...
Is it okay?
Excuse me.
This way.
In the middle.
Let's go!
One! Two! Three!
Ouch!
You shouldn't have stopped it here.
You should have stopped it here.
I thought you knew it. I'm sorry.
I see.
I've seen it before.
I think I've seen it before.
I've seen a lot of things.
Like Inoki's rival.
Have you seen it?
Yes, I have.
Excuse me.
Who is it?
It's a kanji novel.
Kanji...
Kanji?
Yes, it's written in kanji.
I think I've seen it before.
It's like a salary.
Salary?
Salary.
Salary?
Who is it?
I don't know.
Tiger Mask!
It was really popular.
So those two are rivals.
There are many others like Aoki and Inazuma.
You know a lot!
Really?
I don't know it well, so try to imitate me.
Aoki?
Aoki Inazuma.
Imitate Inazuma.
Aoki Inazuma!
Aoki Inazuma...
Here we go.
Aoki...
Inazuma...
Amazing!
You were like Hibachi Mai.
There were people like that among rivals.
That's right.
Inoki had a catchphrase.
I have a catchphrase.
The correct one is "moeru toukon".
What was it again?
Someone...
Um...
If you're energetic, you can do anything.
Is it different?
It's more like "moeru toukon" than "moeru toukon".
"Moeru toukon" is more like "moeru toukon" than "moeru toukon".
Oh, is that when it's different?
It's a catchphrase, so I think it's different.
I see.
What was it again?
"Hashiridashita abaruuma Antonioni".
Was it like that?
That was close!
What about you, Yomi?
No, no, I'll do it.
Um...
"Akai mofuda", "charming", "chin" "Antonioni mofuda"
It's like this, right?
It used to be like this, right?
Yes, it was like that.
Can you sing us a famous theme song?
Oh, yes.
There was a theme song, right?
Yes!
Oh, yes, there was.
"Unojo no toki ni nagarete".
It's this, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
Was there a lyric to it?
How are you doing tomorrow?
That's good.
I'm doing well.
Lastly, we have a question from Ijiri.
Inoki-san, please tell us about your charm.
I have kind eyes.
I'm embarrassed.
You hurt your opponent, but you have kind eyes.
I think that's wonderful.
That's because you broke Tiger Jet Shin's arm.
Eh?!
You saw it?
Yes, I did.
On-time?
If you saw it on-time, that means you're over 39 years old.
Huh?
I'm Ijiri Okada.
I'm Okada. I'm in elementary school.
Huh?
Huh? Hata-san, could it be...
Huh? Really?
Really?
Huh?
Hata-san can't say it back, so it's over!
Yes, thank you for your hard work!
Thank you for your hard work!
Thank you!
It was a nice "tiger jet" talk, but...
What was it again?
Tiger jet
Oh, you said "tiger jet"!
Who will receive a nicer "tiger jet" talk?
The winner is...
Yagami-san!
This was a really good fight.
However, if you said "tiger jet" at the beginning, that would be terrible.
Next up is the second battle matchup card.
Everyone, please close your eyes!
Please open your eyes! Is there anyone next to you?
Who is it?
Shimada-san and...
Maria!
The second battle is Shimada Haruka vs. Nagao Maria!
It's a mutual competition, right?
Yes.
Speaking of talking skills, which is it?
I think it's Shimada-san.
It's not really a talking battle...
It's more like a solo concert.
A solo concert?
Is it like you're hosting a concert?
A solo concert!
Let's go! Curtain...
Open!
It's Nagao!
This is hard!
We play together a lot...
But when we talk, she's good at saying "Oh, I see!"
So, even if I say something...
If I let it slip, I won't be able to get on the waves.
So you can't battle, right?
I don't really talk much...
Sometimes I don't get it.
I will now announce the talk theme!
The earth was blue
The person who left this famous quote is...
Oh, I see!
Of course you know it, right?
I know it.
You know it?
The correct answer is...
In 1961, the world's first manned spaceflight was successful.
At the time, it was Soviet spaceflight pilot Gagarin.
But in the preliminary survey, both of them said they didn't know it.
Now, let's go!
"Talk Battle" start!
Yes!
"The earth was blue" is obvious, but...
I know who did it.
Spaceflight pilots and people like that.
You know, right?
People from other countries.
Isn't it obvious?
Where? Where?
What country?
Where?
America.
America is a country. America is a country? Yes, America.
I'm not from Earth.
You're not from Earth? Does that mean you're an alien? That's right.
In fact, even when she gave a personal interview on a show before...
I've been interested in aliens lately.
Do you believe in aliens?
Recently, she's been interested in aliens.
Is it a strategy to force her into a field she's good at?
Didn't you say you exchanged your phone number with an alien at the park the other day?
Yes.
My middle school friend told me about it.
It's easy, isn't it?
Is it a secret?
What did you talk about?
No, we were talking to each other from over there.
Even if I asked you a question, you wouldn't answer me.
Can you tell me what that alien said now?
It's like, "Japanese people are scum."
By the way, how many aliens live on Earth?
- On Earth? - Yes.
Well...
- About 200 million? - 200 million?
- That's more than the population of Japan. - More than that.
By the way, in AKB48, who do you think is like an alien?
- What? - I don't want you to choose me.
- The one I'm keeping an eye on... - You're keeping an eye on?
- There are several of them. - Go ahead.
- Komori Mika-san. - Komori-san!
- I see. - I see.
I know the contact number of the alien I'm keeping an eye on.
When I looked it up, it was Nagoya.
- Nagoya? - It was Nagoya.
And Komori-san's family lives in Nagoya.
So I think it's Komori-san's house.
Does that mean Komori-san saw the Earth from the outside?
- The aliens? - No, that's different.
- What's different? - What's the latest news?
There are a lot of aliens.
Are there any alien skills you're good at?
- Skills I'm good at? - Skills you're good at?
Skills I'm good at...
Like kicking.
Can you do it for me?
Can I do it for you, Shimada-san?
Why, why, why?
Here you go.
An alien's kick.
That's right.
Like this, like this.
Shimada-san, can you do an earthling's kick for Nagawa-san?
Okay, an earthling's kick.
No, no, no!
It hurts. No? No?
No, no, no!
Seriously? That's dangerous!
It hurts!
It's okay, you did it with 20% of your power.
It hurts.
Can you use your whole body and express an alien?
An alien?
But I've never seen an alien before.
Then you can draw it.
Okay.
Draw a picture of the moment an alien said the earth was blue.
Okay.
On the left side of the earth...
Are you looking?
I'm looking.
What's that line?
Huh?
What's that line?
I'm looking like this, communicating.
What are you saying about the earth?
I'm saying the earth was blue.
No, no, no.
Can you put the words an alien said in a textbook?
I'm studying philosophy at university.
If I say the earth was blue, it means that I'm the first person to go from earth to space.
Do you understand?
The person I know went to the moon and saw the earth from the moon.
It's an island with an earthquake.
She may have remembered what she learned at university.
Please say the name of the person.
Go ahead.
Maxine.
Why Maxine?
It's Maxine.
Maxline said that the earth was blue.
A man? A man.
Let's hear the alien's name that Nago said.
Please say the name of the person who said the earth was blue!
Alex Tomio.
She said it! She said it! She said it!
Alex Tomio!
Tomio?
Tomio is a Japanese name, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
Let's say it's Alex. Let's say it's Alex Tomio according to Japanese.
The battle ended when Nago showed her flustered face as if she had answered correctly.
The alien's name was 50% or 60% correct.
The phone was connected!
Yes, it was connected.
Was it a man's voice or a woman's voice?
It sounded like a man's voice.
That's not a new type of fraud.
What kind of fraud is that?
Will she be able to wear a nicer suit?
It's Shimana!
She did it!
How did you do it?
I've used the word "technology" and such words many times.
She used the term "university student" and said "technology" and "I haven't learned it, but I've learned it."
I haven't learned it.
You haven't learned it?
No, I haven't.
You were wearing a very tight suit.
That's what happened.
Who will be the members who will challenge the final battle?
Next, the final battle battle card is...
Now, everyone, please open your eyes!
Who isn't here?
Renyan-san and...
Oh, Hiramatsu-san!
The final battle is Fujii Reina VS Hiramatsu Kanako!
Fujii-san, you talk a lot, don't you?
Fujii-san likes to talk a lot.
And she's lucky.
Luck, of course.
She's second in the rock-paper-scissors tournament.
Kana-chan has a story.
And she does a lot of viewing for me.
So I can rely on her a lot.
Then it will be a good battle, won't it?
Now, are you ready?
I will announce the opponent!
Curtain, open!
Nice to meet you!
Everyone is reacting like this.
Nice to meet you!
Huh? You've never spoken before?
Not really...
No, I haven't.
Oh no, I'm nervous!
Right? Now, Hiramatsu-san...
You're like a cow!
In a commercial, me and Nina-chan in the basement are dancing with cow toys.
I see. I was told you only have that image.
Now, I will announce the topic of the talk show.
The one who will talk about it is...
Che Guevara!
Do you know this?
It's famous, isn't it?
It's famous!
Che Guevara and Nina-chan are charismatic political revolutionaries who were active in the Cuban Revolution in the 1950s and so on.
But of course, these two young people don't know about them.
Because of the difficult topic, these two haven't talked about it much.
Will they be able to have a good talk with each other?
Now, let's start.
Do you know this? Talk battle, ready, start!
This is a duo, isn't it?
Is it?
It is, isn't it?
It's a duo and it's really exciting.
Are you a singer?
Yes.
What about Che and Guevara-san?
Chagi and Uska-san.
I see!
They are actually active together.
When Che Guevara was active alone, Chagi-san was singing a ballad.
Chagi-san was singing a ballad.
It's amazing that you know it well.
Che Guevara...
And a fan translated it and said "Che Guevara".
You translated it?
That's right.
I see.
What kind of song is it?
Because it's Che Guevara, they're singing a ballad.
Even in the winter...
Like a Christmas song...
Christmas?
Like a New Year's song!
New Year's song!
But it's cold!
I don't know how many times you'll sleep!
New Year's song!
Can you sing it for us?
I want to hear it!
You want to hear it?
Yes!
Then play the piano.
Got it.
Can you make the song yourself?
You made it, didn't you?
It's a little different.
I'll do it myself.
Poor thing!
What's this?
The wind...
Always...
Blows...
From the right.
Yes!
Like this!
From the right to the left!
It's like that, isn't it?
What's the title?
This is...
"Beyond the Wind".
Ah! "Beyond the Stars"!
Can you sing it one more time?
Got it!
The wind...
Always...
Blows...
From the left to the right!
Yes!
You said it was blowing from the right.
I sang "Futamaashime" too.
The second verse?
In one chorus, you can repeat it twice.
That's "Futamaashime".
I see.
This is a ballad, right?
Yes, it's a ballad.
However, Hiramatsu's Che Gebara is a little different from Fujii's.
It's a new kind of "yochi kera chou".
If you don't step on the rhythm or rhythm, you can't rap well.
I want to see it too!
You want to see it?
Yes!
Do you want me to try it?
Yes!
Let's do it!
I'm looking forward to it!
Here I go!
Okay!
Yo! Yo! Yo!
Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!
Not that one! Not that one! Not that one! Not that one!
Ahh, not that one!
It's become a bad one!
It's like, "Stop it!"
Get rid of it!
Munny's!
I've heard of that!
Yeah, if you don't add that...
Yeah...
It's like, "No good!"
Ahh...
I also have "Ushi", "Ushi's" too!
"Ushi"?
Yeah!
You do?
Yeah!
In that case, give it a try!
In that case...
"Paku"...
"Uma"!
"Uma"! "Uma"!
"Uma uma uma uma" "Ushi~"
Like "I don't need to eat it"
Ah, it's no good
Ah, it's not horse, it's cow
It's not horse, it's cow
It's like soy sauce, and it's like sauce
You talk a lot
Amazing!
I want to include rap in my song "escape"
Who do you want to do it with?
Let's see...
A member you like rap?
I want to do it with Fujie-san
When I said "Uma uma uma uma"
It sounded like "ushi ushi"
Ushi mo mo mo
It's getting out of hand
Do you want to do it?
Let's do it!
Let's start with eating yogurt
Ah, this is yogurt
I see, I didn't know
Let's eat
Paku paku
Uma uma uma uma
Ushi ushi ushi
It's like cow
Because of the shock, it ends here
What did you say?
I didn't know what I was saying
Ah, you didn't know
Of course, everyone was wondering what they were saying
But...
The winner is...
Fujie-san!
I did it!
This is...
Chade-san singing a ballad
I was surprised
I was shocked
Weekly AKB news
The second documentary of AKB48, which is closely related to AKB's activities in 2011, is being praised from today onward.
And the song "Unmanned Station" of Team A's debut song "Mujin Eki" will finally be released on February 1st.
Mujin Eki
This year as well, "Request Hour" has closed its popular subtitles.
The first place went to "Heavy Rotation" last year.
And on top of that, the band will perform their new song "Give Me Five" for the first time!
Inoki-san has a catchphrase.
"Running Avaluma" by Antonio Inoki.
"Red scarf", "charming chin" by Antonio Inoki.
When I was singing "Che Guevara", Chagi-san was singing a ballad.
Chagi-san!
Please tell us the name of the person who said the earth was blue!
Alex Tomio.
Something's coming! Something's coming!