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This week's Weekly AKB is...
Actually, I've liked Asuka for a long time.
AKB48 and SKE48's improvised drama "Tsujiaribu"
The members will be divided into groups, and from a rough script with only synopsis written,
they will compose a drama with their own voice acting and lines.
However, depending on the script they choose, they will be decided by different draws.
What kind of drama will be born?
This week's cast is these six people!
First of all, the script draw!
I used to be in the "Ii" group in middle school.
Each of you has your own "Ii".
Maeda-san, please announce the title. The title is...
Secret Room...
"Murder"?
"Murder"!
"Secret Room"...
Yes!
What kind of story do you think it is?
Ishida-san and Ichiga-san?
Maybe it's a story about a murder that happened in a secret room.
That's it!
What is the story about a murder that happened in a secret room?
Hello!
Nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you, too!
So, we have six of you in the front of the room.
You just got the script, didn't you?
Yes, we did.
Now, I will explain what is in the script.
In a certain apartment, a single man is killed.
Does that mean there are dead bodies, too?
Yes!
Dead bodies!
Two detectives, Detective A and Detective B, arrived at the scene to solve this case.
Two detectives!
Right?
And, at the scene, what do you think leads to the killer?
What is dropped?
The whole thing is dropped!
What is dropped?
It is decided, right?
And, Detective A and Detective B gathered and asked about their occupation and the time of crime.
In the meantime, Detective A found out the key clue that leads to the killer.
And, Detective A investigated the case and solved the whole mystery that was dropped at the scene.
What is the killer's identity?
Oh, he is the killer.
And, who is the killer who was left at the crime scene?
Beautiful Murderer
What kind of drama will it be?
Now, let's call everyone in the studio.
Everyone in the studio, it is about time. How is it?
From the left...
You know it, right?
Oh, wait a minute. From the right...
From the right...
The second person...
There is a little fat person.
Now, let's begin.
Weekly A.k.a. Suji Aribu
"Beautiful Murderer"!
Let's begin!
Five seconds!
Four!
Three!
Two!
One!
Action!
Now we're all here.
About this incident...
Of course...
Detective Hata will explain it to you.
Detective Hata...
Don't worry.
Oh, you're with your partner.
Wait a minute.
Detective Hata, I'll explain.
Yes?
The sound is a little noisy.
I was wondering what it was.
I apologize in advance.
Detective Hata...
The past incidents...
I apologize in advance.
Detective Hata...
I'm worried about everything.
No one is watching.
Is it good?
Yes.
That's good.
Then...
Now...
Let's ask the suspect.
Yes.
Everyone...
This is...
Detective Hata.
These are the suspects.
These victims...
Victims, but...
I believe they were contacted before the murder.
I believe the culprit is one of them.
Excuse me, may I ask you something before that?
I know Detective Hata, but who are you?
I'm Chanyama.
Who?
Isn't it a little weird?
I'm Chanyama Kaoru.
Detective...
That's right.
I was going to pick out more clothes, but...
Okay.
They were all "M".
No, I'm explaining!
I'm sorry.
Even though it was such a big deal...
So...
These...
Victims, but...
Their names are...
Nakamura...
Mario...
Yes.
They live in an apartment.
These are the bodies.
I see.
It's like they're still alive.
Yes.
They're not dead yet.
You're lying!
Now...
In your order...
Your occupation...
And...
What you were doing at the time of the victim's death...
I'm going to ask you that.
First...
Fujie-san.
Yes.
I...
Ichikawa...
Is an idol.
And...
I'm her manager.
Manager?
President?
What were you doing at that time?
I have a song recording coming up...
So I was preparing...
For it.
What kind of show...
Um...
I love lemons.
I always hold a lemon and dance with little kids.
It's very popular with little kids.
Can you show me?
Yes!
One, two...
Lemon, lemon, lemon, lemon, lemon...
Lemon!
- I see. - Yes.
- Well then, Ishida-san... - Yes?
I'm a fan of yours.
But today, I sent you all my love.
- Love? - Super duper cute!
Yuko!
Interesting.
Interesting?
What is love?
It's cheering!
- Cheering? - Cheering is cheering!
- Then... - For an idol...
- It's exciting now, isn't it? - It's exciting!
That's why I want to go next to you!
But if you're not here, you'll be scolded!
By who?
- By the detective. - Oh, I see!
We'll be scolded.
Then...
Next...
- Mayura-san! - Yes?
Well, I...
deliver pizzas.
- Oh, this! - Yes.
Did you bring it to this room?
That's right.
Well...
I was asked and brought it here.
- Yes. - Yes.
Well, Ichikawa said earlier that she wanted to eat pizza.
- Yes. - Yes.
So I ordered it myself.
What kind of pizza did you order?
What kind of pizza is it?
Oh, this is...
Vangelita.
With cashew nuts.
- With cashew nuts? - Yes.
- Do you top it later? - That's right.
I top it later.
Yes.
Mayura-san, do you have such toppings?
Yes, it's not bad.
- It's not bad? - Yes.
- It's not bad. - Yes.
It's an emotional argument.
I was also asked for cashew nuts as a side menu.
- Oh, you made it original... - Yes.
- Oh, wait a minute. - What did you do, Hata-san?
What?
Let's go.
Yeah, it's not bad.
I see.
- Hata-san seems to like it, too. - I'm glad. - I'm glad.
Please order it next time.
Thank you very much.
Well, Ichigawa-san, please.
Yes, I want to be a fresh lemon!
Miyarin and Ichigan, do it!
Yes, I'm an idol!
This won't solve anything.
Oh, but I noticed something.
Yes?
- There's something strange about it. - Yes?
There are cashew nuts in the room, right?
- Yes. - Yes.
I wonder what this means.
- I'm a little curious. - Yes.
I hope there's a solution.
Do you know anything?
- What? - I don't know who did it.
- Already?! - What?!
Did you know it was nuts?
- The culprit is... - Yes?
- Miyori Ichikawa-san. - What?!
- What?!
Wait!
What's wrong?
I heard that you like cashew nuts more than lemons.
- You... - You...
I heard you like cashew nuts more than lemons.
That's not it!
I'm sure this manager saw you and said...
You like cashew nuts more than lemons, don't you?!
- That's not it. - Ichikawa likes cashew nuts more than lemons.
- Really?! - Yes.
- Is it a secret? - It's a secret.
I don't have a single lemon at home.
- What?! - What?!
Miyori-san thought her character would be destroyed,
but she stuffed cashew nuts into her and made her suffocate.
You're wrong! I love lemons!
I want to be a fresh lemon!
How cute!
Miyori!
She's the criminal, isn't she?
No, she's not!
Go!
No, she's not!
Let's go!
No!
Miyori!
I'm sorry! I really did it!
No, you didn't!
I want to be cashew nuts!
She's in!
Hurry up and go!
I'm sorry!
Lemon tea
I often drink it in a murderer's room.
Next to the corpse.
This is "lemon tea" after all.
Flag.
Slavery.
That's not the end of the story, is it?
Ichikawa's true intentions revealed and the incident was solved!
Thank you for your hard work!
The culprit is...
It's Ichikawa-san!
Yes!
Ichikawa-san, when you're watching this...
Yes!
Everyone says you don't like lemons.
Yes!
I've heard of it too.
Yes!
It's quite a rumour in the AKB.
Some of you stayed at your house last night, right?
Yes!
Can you tell us about it?
I only had cashew nuts on my desk.
That's not true!
No, no, it's fine. It's a TV show, so you don't have to say it.
What are cashew nuts?
Ichikawa's true intentions revealed and the incident was solved!
I'm sorry! I really did it!
I want to be cashew nuts!
She said it!
I'm sorry!
It's like this.
When you're cornered by a human, you say you want to be cashew nuts.
Can you say "cashew nuts" again?
Cashew nuts.
Ratio.
Yes!
I want to be cashew nuts!
Isn't this one good?
It's good!
All of you are live-streaming dramas!
Weekly AKB live-streaming dramas!
The next cast is these three.
Let's see the script!
Is it a movie?
I don't know!
What is this?!
It's a betrayal!
I don't know what it means!
Please announce the title.
Ready, go!
First Love's Truth
Good school drama!
School drama "First Love's Truth"
What will it be about?
Excuse me.
Run! You only have 10 minutes!
It's a nervous script.
Thank you!
Where are you going?
I just got the script.
This is how it looks like.
Yes, yes, yes.
It's amazing.
You haven't seen it for a long time, so you don't know, do you?
In the meantime, I'd like to introduce you to the script.
First Love's Truth
It's after school, everyone.
A-ko and A-oh, who were cleaning up in class.
They clean up with casual conversations.
As they talk, A-ko learns that A-oh has a hidden secret.
A man has a secret.
And A-oh confesses that it's true.
What?
Then A-ko's best friend B-ko appears and witnesses the scene.
Then a awkward atmosphere flows between the three of them.
What is A-oh's hidden secret?
What is it?
I'm looking forward to it.
I'm looking forward to the script, too.
Are you ready?
Let's call out!
Everyone in the studio!
It's about time!
No way!
I can't do it yet!
You're looking back.
I can't do it!
Shall we go now?
No way!
Weekly
First Love's Truth
Here we go!
Five seconds!
Four!
Three!
Two!
One!
Action!
What a pain in the ass to clean up!
If you don't clean up soon, you can't go home!
Clean up properly!
But I hate cleaning.
But you know, your girlfriend is waiting for you, right?
So let's hurry up and do it!
Your girlfriend will get mad!
It's okay if you let me go home alone once in a while.
It's not okay!
It's okay if you leave me alone.
Ah, Tsukasa.
Hmm?
Do you like guys you like?
Me?!
But you know...
I don't like guys at all.
Could it be you?
It's not like that!
There are people I like, you know!
Eh? Who?
There's no way I'd say it! It's embarrassing!
Oh, say it! Who's in the same class as you?
I won't say it! I won't say it!
No, no, no!
It's embarrassing!
Eh? Then...
Let's make a love confession!
Why would you do that?!
No, I thought you liked me.
That's nice.
Confession practice and stuff.
No, no!
Come on, say it!
No, no, no!
Clean up! Clean up!
No, you have to do it!
Practice?
Say it!
I like you.
Not at all!
Not at all?
Not at all! Not at all!
Do it with more emotion!
Like you're being spoiled!
Far away!
I like you!
Not at all!
Not at all?
Not at all!
Ah, next!
Tsundere! Deco-tsundere!
Tsundere?
Tsundere!
I don't like you that much!
It's like you really don't like me!
More! More!
I don't like you being spoiled like that!
Please!
That's nice!
Hey!
What the hell are you doing in this past?!
Hey!
Seriously! Hey!
What the hell are you doing?!
Teacher! Yes, I'm sorry for getting excited.
I'm sorry for letting you down. Are you okay?
What the...
What the hell are you doing in this past?!
By the way, this week we have a party for three people, right?
Yes!
Can you practice confessing your love with me?
Confessing love?!
Yes!
Then I'll practice it with you!
Can you do it?
Yes!
Then can I practice it?
Um...
I know you and Asian Babazo are getting along well, but...
Go ahead and say it!
Can you go out with me?!
How do you know that?! Hey!
I'm sorry!
How do you know that?!
Um... from the weekly magazine...
Teacher!
You're going out with me!
Yes!
You're going out with me!
Wait a minute!
I'm upset and I can't say anything!
What kind of ad...
Seriously...
Be careful of your ad-libs!
Oh!
You're pretty good at acting.
Thank you!
Yes!
Okay!
Then clean up and when you're done practicing, go home!
Yes!
Sensei, you don't have an answer for me?
Huh?
You don't have an answer for me?
I'm lonely.
Oh, come on.
Of course you like me more.
Sensei, you're being serious.
I said "uniscience" last time.
To Hakone?
Uniscience.
Why are you facing me like that?
You're a hundred years too early!
Clean up and go home!
Goodbye!
Sensei, you were amazing.
But you were more depressed than when you told me.
Huh?
Tell me like you did.
But it's fine!
It's fine. Just once.
Really?
Just one last time.
If you say that, I'll go home.
I like you.
I like you, too.
But...
Yagami-kun, you're dating her, aren't you?
No.
I've always liked Haruka.
Oh no, oh no, oh no!
She's coming, she's coming!
Now, there's a hidden secret that I know.
A man who confesses that they're not together.
Huh? What is it?
Yagami-kun?
I've always liked Haruka.
Wow!
Madonna!
Oh, it's this way.
Hey!
I can't see!
What's going on?
Huh? What's going on?
Kanako?
What's going on?
Explain!
Kanako, it's not like that!
This is...
Um...
There was garbage on Yagami-kun's back, so...
That's not possible!
That's terrible!
Huh?
You're only dating someone else!
Oh, that's good.
I've always thought we were friends!
Ah, that's awkward.
Apologize!
I won't apologize.
Because...
Because I've always...
liked you, Yagami-kun!
What's that?
That's awful!
Yagami-kun...
Can you say Akimoto-sensei's last name?
What's that?
Say it!
What's that?
Akimoto Yasu...
Yasushi!
That's why I don't like you!
Ah...
Kanako...
Haruka...
I'm sorry.
No, it's not something you should apologize for.
Haruka...
But...
Yagami-kun...
From now on...
Just look at me.
Haruka...
I've...
always...
liked you, Yagami-kun!
KB News!
"Echevee Potty" and the new song "Give me five" which will be released on February 15th, have been decided as the theme song of their graduation.
"Request Hour 2012" and "Unit Festival" have been decided as the theme song of their graduation from January 19th.
For more information, please visit the movie theater near you.
Furthermore...
Sasharori's solo debut! Details will be announced later!
Well then, Sujihari Club, Drama Club, Taiyoura!
Thank you for your hard work!
It was amazing, wasn't it? Everyone was so excited!
Yes, it was amazing!
As a girlfriend...
Yes!
You came in with such good energy!
Yes!
And how did you come up with the name "Akimo- sensei"?
Well, when we were talking the other day...
You know "Hiramatsu-shi" and "Menshi-no-shi", right?
And I always thought of "Yasu-shi" when I heard it.
What about Yasu-sensei, Akimo-sensei?
Yes, I'm really sorry about that.
For how many years did you think of me as "Yasu- sensei"?
For quite a long time?
For about... three...
No! No, no, no!
And this is Yagami's proud performance!
From now on...
Just look at me.
Sure.
Oh, that's a nice smile!
I've always liked you, Yagami-kun.
Wait a minute!
Shimano-kun, what do you think of yourself?
This is bad!
How about this bad woman?
That Yagami-san's kiss angle is like a veteran!
It's black!
Can you stand up again and do it again?
You can do it! You can do it!
Are you really doing it?
I'm really doing it!
Why are you doing it?
That's my selfishness!
Ah, you can stand up and do it!
Ah, you can pull her towards you!
Wait a minute...
Now, after you've hugged her...
Shimano-san's "I've always liked you, Yagami- kun"...
And then a kiss, right?
Ready... go!
I've... always... liked you, Yagami-kun...
It's the same!
You can do it!