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"Weekly AKB Suji Aribu" 2012!
The first broadcast in 2012 was the improvised drama "Suji Aribu" by the members.
I'm not a teacher and student.
You are a teacher and student.
I like you, teacher!
From now on, the members will be divided into four groups.
From a rough script with only rough lines of weather forecast,
they will add their own dialogues and other directing to complete one drama.
However, the contents will be decided by lottery, which is different depending on the script you choose.
What kind of drama will be born?
Happy New Year, everyone!
Happy New Year!
Well, it's a new year!
How did you spend last year's end of the year?
Well, I went to Kohaku.
It was big.
Behind the scenes were really good.
So you all went out, right?
I'll say "ready", so you know which one won, right?
Of course!
It's over!
It's over! It's January 6th today!
Well, I'll say "ready", so you know which one won, right?
Ready, go!
White, white.
You're all red, so you thought you were all white!
The ad-lib has definitely gotten better.
Now for the first cast.
Fujie-san, Hata-san, Nakamura-san!
Please come forward!
Applause!
There's three of you.
Three of you?!
The scariest thing about this show is...
when the firecrackers will go off.
It's scary because it can go off all of a sudden.
It's scary.
Now, for the members who have been chosen...
you will go to the studio first.
Equipment and costumes. You can use them all.
And one more thing!
You want to increase the number of viewers...
but you don't have enough people.
In that case...
we have prepared this!
Hello! We're Double Engine!
Shaki!
The ad-lib is enough.
Be careful, honey!
Please!
As you know, we're Double Engine!
These two people...
as cast members...
you can use them.
Now for the script selection!
It's simple.
It's simple for a reason.
Now, please come back here...
and announce the title of the drama.
Open!
What is it?!
It's out!
The first episode of "Sujebu" is...
"Secret of Love"!
I see!
It's a trendy drama!
It's not about love, but about love!
Trendy drama "Secret of Love"!
What kind of drama will it be?!
Excuse me!
So, the three of you came to the front of the room and received the script, right?!
Oh, you came!
You came!
But you can't hear the sound of this front of the room.
If you can hear it, you'll know what it's about.
I'm the only one who can't put on earphones.
If you look at it in a picture, what is it?
It's like reading a script.
In the meantime, I'd like to briefly explain the content of "Secret of Love" to you, so please listen.
On New Year's Day, A-ko of OL invites her co- worker A-oh and goes out for the first time.
And in fact, A-ko and A-oh have been secretly thinking of each other since they joined the company.
So, I wonder if they're going to keep both of their minds.
On New Year's Day, A-oh and A-oh confess that they like each other and hug each other.
However, A-oh says...
What?!
This is a secret of "Secret of Love".
And in the end, A-ko finds out all the truth and finds out where this love story is going.
And A-oh's hidden secret...
A-oh has a secret!
But there were three of you, right?
But only two of you came up with this one.
So, I wonder how one more person will come up with it.
Huh? That means "double engine" is...
It's not necessary.
What kind of drama will "Secret of Love" be?
Let's call the studio and see how it's going.
How is it, everyone in the studio?
It's been 10 minutes, so we'll start now.
Let's start "Weekly AKB" "Secret of Love".
Here we go! 5 seconds! 4, 3, 2, 1!
I can't wait!
What?
We're here.
This is a very popular shrine.
Really?
Yes, and the goddess is a very beautiful woman.
It's perfect for a desert country.
Why is that? Do you want me to look like a comedian?
Sorry, sorry.
Let's put it in.
Yes, let's do that.
There's 5 yen in 20.
So we can put in 25 yen.
That's right.
Here we go!
"Weekly AKB" "Secret of Love"
It's like we're on our first show.
Isn't the prayer too long?
Yeah, it's long.
Is this a target?
Oh, it's a target.
Oh, she's putting it on.
It's not moving!
Well...
That's it for the first episode!
Thanks for hanging out with me today!
I've been praying for you for a while now...
What were you praying for?
That's...
a secret.
What is it? Tell me!
I can't!
Come on, tell me!
I can't!
Come on, tell me!
I can't!
Oh, sorry.
I'm sorry, too.
No, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Are you going to confess?
No, I'm really sorry.
Forget it. Think of it as an accident.
Okay?
Well...
S-shall we go home?
Yeah!
Let's go home.
Well...
Bye-bye!
See you!
Bye-bye!
We can't say bye-bye like this!
No, we can't!
Oh!
Then...
On three...
Shall we turn around?
Oh, sounds good!
Then we can go home together.
Let's do it!
Here we go!
On three...
What is it?
That's not fair!
Sawao?
What?
Sawao?
What is it?
Sawao?
What is it?
Sawao?!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
What is it?
I...
like you, Sawao.
I... like you, Sawao.
Sawao-kun... likes me.
Sawao-kun, I know you like me, but...
I like you.
You like me?
There's someone! There's someone!
There's someone!
Tell me you have urgent work today!
You said you couldn't meet me, but in the end this is what happened!
No... that... no... that's... no...
Okay, I'm going home.
Wait! Who are you?!
I am... Sawao Nakano-chan!
We've been together for five years now.
I'm just your excuse partner!
Okay! With that said...
Goodbye!
Hey, wait a minute!
Talk to me!
You talk to me!
What?! Talk to me, you dead woman!
No! I'm Sawao!
What is this?!
Go! Go! Go!
It's all your fault!
Ah! Then... let's go home!
That's right! Excuse partner!
Come in!
How cruel...
Someone... help me...
Manobu-san is here.
Sad.
Who are you?
I am Megami-sama.
Do you have any wishes?
I have a headache and I want you to cure it.
That's easy for you.
It hurts, it hurts.
Fly away!
I'm in love with you for being so kind to me!
Megami-san, you're amazing!
Tamao?
She beautifully reproduces the core of the drama.
I like Tamao-kun.
Thank you for your hard work!
I think it was very good!
Really?
It was good with just the three of you...
Eto Naniguchi-san's face...
Why did you use that excuse?
She asked us to do it, so the three of us said we couldn't help it and asked her to do it.
We couldn't help it.
Because of that...
We couldn't help it.
Hata-san...
You do things like that, don't you?
That's right.
Here is Hata's performance.
It hurts, it hurts.
Fly away!
I'm in love with you for being so kind to me!
How many points did you get for this role?
Well, it was a role I haven't played before, so it was difficult, but I got about 78 points.
78 points!
Then, for the last time, Hata-san's "I'm in love with you for being so kind to me!", please do it one more time with all your might!
With all my might!
Let's do it one more time! 3, 2, 1, go!
I'm in love with you for being so kind to me!
That's amazing!
You have a variety of roles!
The next cast is these eight!
First up is the script selection! What kind of title will it be?
Ninja D.
Wonderful!
Then, please announce the title!
Yes! "A Family's New Year's Day"!
Home drama "A Family's New Year's Day"! What kind of content will it be?
- Please! - Please!
- Thank you! - Here's the script!
- Okay, we're in now. Everyone is getting the script in the front room.
- Wow, wow, amazing!
- This is where you can tell the difference, right?
- Okay, in the meantime, I'd like to explain the script for "A Family's New Year's Day" to you all!
- Ekebikeke! - Ekebikeke!
- Ekebikeke's New Year's Day!
- Ekebikeke's New Year's Day is a day when the family gets together and eats together every year!
- It's nice to see a family gathering for a cup of tea!
- However, daddy's the only one who's acting strangely.
- It's because someone else will be coming this day!
- Who's coming?
- It should be a fun New Year's Day, but all of a sudden, the family's all in a mess!
- And daddy's anger keeps rising!
Eh, why? Why?
Eh, dad gets excited, right?
He gets excited and then gets angry, right?
And in the end, in order to calm down dad's anger, they all look at each other.
Will the Ekebike family be able to safely spend New Year's Eve?
Now, shall we call them in? There's a lot of people, is it okay?
Yes.
Well then, everyone in the studio, how is it?
How is it?
It's fast!
Wow, behind you!
Everyone is doing different things!
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know!
Eh, what is this?
It's impossible, impossible, impossible! It's always fast!
It's scary, it's scary!
Well then, let's go!
Weekly A.K.A.B. Suji Aribu! A Family's New Year's Eve!
Let's go!
We'll do it for real!
5 seconds!
4! 3! 2! 1! Action!
Phew...
Alright!
Here you go!
Wow!
That's great!
Oh, man... New Year's Eve preparations are complete!
Your mother's role is Ms. Mejiereina.
Oh, man... Even though it's New Year's Eve, no one comes to wake me up!
That's great!
Who won't wake you up?
Anna?!
- Anna? - Yes!
Oh, Annie!
- Oh, you're up! - Good morning!
- Good morning!
You're up early!
Sit down, sit down!
Maria!
What is it?
It looks delicious!
You're a big eater!
Lena!
Good morning!
Kumi!
Grandma!
- What is it? - New Year's Eve preparations!
New Year's Eve preparations later!
- Kumi! - What is it?
You're up early!
New Year's Eve preparations!
Sit down!
- Yes! - She's angry!
Oh, we're all sisters now!
Why don't you all wake me up?!
- I'm sleepy! - It's too early!
New Year's Eve preparations!
- New Year's Eve preparations, wait for me! - Yes!
- I'll be back, okay? - Yes!
Wait a minute!
Isn't Dad not here?
Dad always wakes up early and wakes up early.
He's not here today, is he?
He doesn't want to wake up today.
But today is a very important day!
Dad!
Wake up!
- Dad! - Dad!
- Good morning! - Good morning!
- You two look good together! - Dad!
Dad!
Hurry up and sit down!
It's Dad!
- Dad, good morning! - Good morning!
- Dad, what's wrong? - Why are you so down?
I know!
Today, I wonder if you'll bring me a fiasco!
Dad, you're worried about me, aren't you?
My sister said something like that when she was young.
Did she say that?
Yes.
Which one is my sister?
It's about time for Maria to come, isn't it?
That's right. It's about time for her to come.
I'm back!
You're in high spirits!
It's been a long time!
When did you become like that?
You're all flustered.
It's nothing like that!
Let's eat sushi!
By the way, isn't she here yet?
She's here!
Should we call her?
Of course! Hurry up and call her!
That's why we're all here!
Marigorou-san!
Over here!
Marigorou?
Marigorou-san!
Are you okay?
My knee!
What is this?
My knee!
Marigorou-san!
Hurry up and come in!
You're very serious about this, aren't you?
Sit down.
You don't even have manners!
Father!
Mother!
This is my fiancee, Marigorou-san!
Marigorou-san, nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you!
How are you?
You seem a little nervous.
Relax, relax.
You seem a little nervous.
F-f-father!
Nice to meet you!
I'm Marigorou Nakamura.
Nice to meet you!
Father!
I'm introducing myself right now, so please wait!
I want some tea!
There's some in here right now!
Father!
Father! Father!
Garigoro-san, where are you from?
T-T-Tokyo...Tokyo!
Tokyo...Tokyo!
Look, look, look! I want to eat it!
Oh, you're so kind!
Um...this time...um...my daughter's...Mariagi- san...
Mariagi-san? Mariagi-san?
Mariagi-san?
Oh, I'm sorry! I usually don't say things like that...
Mariagi-san! Mariagi-san!
Um...we met in college...right?
Right? I named you Mariagi.
I-I'm sorry...um...Mariagi-san...
Um...by all means...um...marriage...m-m- marriage...
M-m-marriage...
Look, father!
He's not a very nice person.
I won't forgive you for marrying me!
That's it!
If you want so much money...
Show me your seriousness!
Okay! Um...
Mariagi-san can do a lot of things! Say anything you want!
I want to see it!
First of all...my...my specialty...um...can you look at me?
Um...this family of five...um...
I...I...I can rap and sing!
Wow! That's great!
Thank you!
Um...um...um...
Um...it might be a little rough...
But I'll put on my glasses!
Yes! Please!
I wonder how it will be!
Three, two, one, go!
This family is so nice, you're so cute, you're so nice, your uniform looks so good on you, you're so nice, what should I say about your sense of taste?
Yo, yo, come on, let's go, say, say, everyone say "hey"!
Say "hey"!
No, no, say "hey"!
Say "hey"!
Dad, let's get excited and go, say "hey"!
Say "hey"!
Dad! Dad!
What's wrong with you?!
Dad! Dad!
What's wrong with you?!
I won't forgive you if you get married!
What's wrong with you?!
Dad and I are the same!
Otomo-san, don't say things like that!
S-something else, something else!
Until dad gets here...
What is it?
Dad! Dad!
What is it?
I really like mixed drama, but...
I see.
Isn't there anything else?
Let's see...
Well...
If it's decided here, I think mom will like it too, but...
I'd like you to listen to the rap one more time!
Rap?
Can you rap for us?
Please!
Then, why don't you do it with dad?
Ah, of course! Of course!
Dad would never do something like that!
Then I'll do it!
Why?!
I want you and dad to do it!
Then first, I'll do it with Kumi-san...
Um...
Can dad see his daughter having fun?
That's right!
Yes!
Then Kumi, you go first!
Yes!
Then let dad do it!
Everyone, then...
Please go over there!
Is it dangerous?
Yes, it's a little violent...
Don't worry!
Yes!
Maria, watch me!
Then...
For now...
Can you say "yo, yo"?
Yes!
3, 2, 1, GO!
Yo!
Kumi, good job!
Yo! Kumi!
Let's show that off to Dad!
Yo! Kumi!
Bring Dad along!
Yo! Kumi!
Mikan!
Ohashi!
Mikan!
Ohashi!
Mikan!
Ohashi!
Pikachu!
Cucumber
Cucumber!
I want to have fun!
Dad!
Alright!
I'll accept your marriage!
Dad! Thank you!
I'm glad!
After this, we'll continue with "Suji Aribu"!
Weekly AKB impromptu drama "Suji Aribu"!
Everyone, thank you for your hard work!
Thank you for your hard work!
Well, Nakamura-san...
At the end...
I wondered how it would end...
Me too! I was like, "What should I do? Should I just continue like this?"
And, Yagami-san, you got caught up in it...
You got caught up in it...
I'm glad about that!
Were you rapping or were you just saying what you saw?
Let's watch the last rampant scene!
Here it is!
Here is Nakamura's random rap scene!
Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Good job!
Shall we go to Dad?
Give me Dad's hat!
Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo!
With Orochi, with apple, with mandarin orange, with assorted 연어, with kamiyamochi!
I thought, wow, you're leading a duo and you had Nakamura-san as the lead role - does he personally mean it?
For some reason you guys were rapping and I thought "oh no", before anyone else started "yo- yoing"
I thought if you kept going, this wasn't going to end, otherwise there's nothing else you could do but join
And if you join and don't admit it...
- I get it - ...it can't keep up, right?
- I get it - So you're saying you Admit that you joined and pay for it
I admitted it, so I got on it.
"Get on it" equals "admit it"?
So...
It can't be helped.