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Weekly A.K.A. "one shot one show"
Satou-san?
Yes?
Why is Satou-san next to you?
What?
Ah! Satou-san!
Satou-san!
He's always...
Today, everyone...
Everyone wants to clear their questions...
That's why Satou-san is here.
Yes.
If Satou-san is here...
Everyone will be a little nervous, right?
They don't want to be eliminated.
That's right.
So I want you to increase your success rate.
I've decided.
Eh? Satou-san is...
Who is it?
No, no.
Satou-san, Satou-san.
It's obviously not a foreigner.
Eh? Isn't it Bobby-san?
No, no.
It's Satou-san.
Right, Satou-san?
Satou-san is...
Satou-san!
This week's "Weekly AKB" began with Satou-san's supervision.
The third "One-Shot Auction" will be held!
In order to speed up "One-Shot Appeal Time", the members will have a fierce auction battle!
Forty!
Forty?!
Forty!
And this time, with a special guest, the members are very excited!
Panic and desperate "One-Shot Auction" begins right now!
Weekly AKB One-Shot Auction
This is the third time of One-Shot Auction.
Some of you may have experienced it in the past.
How many of you have experienced it in the past?
Four of us.
Did you understand the content of the project?
Perfectly.
If you don't clear it, you can't get a one-shot deal.
That's right.
I see.
By the way, Sato and Amina.
Yes.
Do you want a one-shot deal?
Yes, I do.
We will give you a one-shot deal.
What?
Really?
Yes.
This is our first commercial.
We can't be fooled.
Are you ready?
Three, two, one.
Go ahead.
What?
Why are you taking a picture of me?
Thank you very much.
Why did you do it on purpose?
Basically, you can get a one-shot deal from us.
Can we get a one-shot deal from you?
Of course you can.
Sato will give you a one-shot deal now.
Shut up!
Sato will give you a one-shot deal now.
Shut up!
See?
Shut up!
The viewers want you to give them a one-shot deal.
Please clear it.
Please do your best.
Let's get started.
One-Shot Auction.
Lot No. 1.
How many kanji of "sakana-hen" can you read?
The person who can read how many kanji of "sakana- hen" can read...
...can only read the number of kanji of "sakana- hen" written only in this book.
Actually, S.K.E. of Yagami-chan challenged this before.
It ended in a disastrous result.
Previously, it was Yagami-chan who failed the same challenge before.
She tried her best to read nine kanji characters.
She couldn't read any of them and went bankrupt.
This time, she's going to have a decent member fail and expect a high record.
Okay, action.
Start!
Okay, five.
Five!
Kuromochi!
Kuromochi, five!
Yes, five came out all of a sudden!
Okay, five!
Okay, five more.
Okay, five more!
Six!
Six, six!
Okay, okay!
Sato!
Eight!
Sato Ami and eight!
Eight came out!
Okay!
I can't lose!
Isn't there anyone who can read eight?
Isn't there anyone?
No, if there's someone who can read nine...
I've never eaten nine fish before.
You've never eaten nine fish before?
S.K.E. of Yagami-chan doesn't have that luxury.
She doesn't have that luxury!
And with that...
Sato Ami and eight came out!
Congratulations!
Sato Ami is the one who came out first!
Speaking of Ami...
You can do it! You can do it!
You can do it!
They meet in a mysterious battle and get kicked in the butt!
That hurts!
This time, they cleared the challenge and got kicked in the butt!
Furthermore, they want to get a one-shot!
Are you confident?
Yes, I can do it!
Are you good at kanji?
I'm not good at it!
I think I'm lucky!
You're lucky!
If you don't get the correct answer in ten seconds...
You'll be disqualified.
Yes!
I see!
Will Amina be able to read eight kanji for fish?
Let's have Sato Amina-san give it a try.
Please challenge how many kanji for fish you can read!
Ayu?
One shark.
Shark? Shark?
Two!
Salmon?
Three!
Three is fast!
Koi?
Four!
Four more!
Mackerel?
No, that's not it!
Horse?
No, that's not it!
That's not it!
Wait, wait!
Ah! Ah! Sanma! Sanma!
No, that's not it!
Sanma is wrong!
No, that's not it!
Sanma is wrong!
Eel! Eel! Eel!
No, no, no!
Good! Next one is connected!
It's connected! It's connected!
Wait, wait, wait!
Fifth question!
It's so easy!
Three more! Three more!
This one is the easiest!
Tuna?
Oh, you got it!
Two more!
Two more, right?
Did you say this one?
Fugu?
No, no, no!
I don't know!
Wait, wait, wait!
Have you seen this one before?
Go, go, go!
This one is easy!
This one is horse mackerel!
Correct? Correct?
Correct!
One more! One more!
Look carefully! Look carefully!
Choose! Choose!
Can you do it?
Wait, wait!
White shot!
Wait a minute!
White shot, you can do it!
Wait, wait, wait!
We don't have much time!
Wait, wait, wait!
Now...
This one! This one!
You can do it! You can do it!
Answer! Answer! Answer!
Too bad!
You failed!
Now...
Too bad!
Have you ever been in a fight?
Too bad!
No, no, no!
Please come here.
Please come properly.
Please be kind to me.
Kind... I've met you once.
I'm not kind!
Oh, my!
Scary!
I'm happy!
I've met you once!
No!
I've met you once!
No!
I've met you once!
No!
It hurts!
It's not Valenti's sound!
It might not be broadcasted on TV, but it really hurts!
It hurts, doesn't it?
Wait a minute.
Sato-san, it's good. It's that good.
But you did your best, didn't you?
I did my best!
You can't do that. You have to surpass the number of times you said you could succeed.
Right, Sato-san?
That's right.
Let's continue.
Lot No. 2
How many seconds can the person in the box hold?
If the challenger holds the number of seconds he killed himself, he will succeed.
I see.
We will show you what we have just before we start the challenge.
By the way, last time, when Katayama-san killed himself, the contents of the box were a bullfrog called "Uu-chan".
"Uu-chan"!
That's cute, isn't it?
Yes.
That's right! Last time, the contents of the box were a bullfrog.
Katayama killed himself.
As promised, they will continue to hold the bullfrog for four minutes.
Clear!
The challenge was a success!
This time, there is a nice person who is no less than "Uu-chan".
That's good, isn't it?
This mission was a success, wasn't it?
That's right.
First of all, we will start with one second.
Auction, start!
Three seconds.
Thirty seconds.
Three seconds!
Forty seconds!
Fifty seconds!
One minute!
Two minutes!
One minute and three minutes?!
Four minutes!
Four minutes?!
Two minutes and four minutes?!
Wait a minute, four minutes is the best!
Four minutes and thirty seconds!
Five minutes!
Uu-chan, Ichikawa says six minutes, but how many minutes can you say?
Seven minutes.
Can you do anything?
I can hold it for any number of minutes.
You're strong.
So, I'd like you to challenge Nito in seven minutes.
Nito Moeno was easily defeated.
But what's in the box?
First, MCs will confirm it.
I'm scared.
Are you okay?
By the way...
I can't hold it.
What do you think it is?
I can hold frogs.
What can you not hold?
I can't hold anything I'm not good at.
But I can't hold earwax.
Can you hold it if it's not earwax?
What kind of earwax do you hate?
It's like earwax...
It's like urinating.
I see.
So, are you okay?
I think I'm okay.
You don't like urinating, do you?
I don't think it's that.
I see.
So, I'd like you to show me what's in the box.
I can't hold it!
This is a type of snake called "black foot snake"
It's called "white chan"
White chan!
It smells really bad
If you can hold this "white chan" for 7 minutes, you pass
There's a trick to holding a snake
This time, experts will teach people how to hold it
Yabu-chan, do you know how to hold this "white chan"?
Yes, I'll show you
Can I see it?
Wow, it's tongue is sticking out
It's like "Ijiri-san"
By the way, white chan, can you bite it?
Well...
If my hand smells like a rat or a dog, I can bite it
Why?
Do you have your own hand?
It's okay
Can you hold it?
Yes, I can hold it with both hands
Wow, it's beautiful
Wow, it's amazing
It's okay if you put your hand out like this
By the way, Abe-san, how long have you held it?
I've held it for about 3 minutes
Oh!
Abe-san also held it for 3 minutes
I haven't held it for that long
The second challenge is to hold it for 1000 minutes
Can two people hold a snake for 7 minutes?
Let's go!
Will they be punished after this?
For 7 minutes, two people who kept holding snakes failed
Will they clear the challenge and get one-shot appeal time?
Let's have Nitori-san challenge.
Can she hold white-chan for 7 minutes? Challenge, please!
Do your best!
Can you do it as soon as you drop it?
If you hold it, you win.
Can you do it?
I'll measure the time after you hold it.
She's going to eat it!
Start!
Are you okay?
I'm totally fine.
Really?
What's wrong with you?
There's something on your neck.
What's wrong with you?
You look like you've been taken away for a long time.
Wow!
The heli really suits you!
Wow!
Is it okay for you to come this way?
It was in my stomach!
Something like this is going in?
Wow, it's going in!
It's in my stomach!
Nito, Nito, put it in for her!
Put it in for her!
It's in my stomach!
Really?
It's in my stomach!
Really?
Wow!
Wow, wow, wow!
It's amazing, but Ume-chan's back is always itching and it's annoying!
Why is it itching?!
It's in my stomach!
That's amazing!
I'm totally fine!
How about you, Sato-san?
I'm fine!
How about you, Tano-san?
I'm fine!
Wow, amazing!
Can you hang your head?
Hanging my head is a little difficult, isn't it?
Yes, it's been a minute and a half now, but it's totally easy.
That's amazing!
Ah, it's ringing!
Nito, you look like you're in a bad mood!
It's ringing!
Eh, is this difficult?
That's amazing!
Um, can you kiss me?
Eh, eh, Nito-chan said she can kiss you, so if you kiss me, will you clear it?
Can you kiss me?
I can!
Then if you kiss me, you can clear it right away!
Nito is too relaxed, so if you can kiss a snake's body, you can clear it!
Really?
Can you hang your head?
Ah, can you hang your head?
Eh, but you know...
Your face is too far away...
That's amazing!
Around here?
That's amazing!
Wow, that's amazing!
Ah, is it okay for me to kiss you normally?
Yeah, it's fine, it's fine.
It's fine around there, right?
I'm in a bad mood!
And with that!
And with that, Nito cleared it!
This is amazing!
No, this is...
I want to buy it!
You want to buy it?
I actually want to buy a snake.
You like it? But you're not good with ears?
I'm not good with ears, but...
Ah, is that so?
And with that, one-shot appeal time for Nito, the snake, has been obtained!
For 15 seconds, let's use the camera with luxury!
One-shot appeal time...
Start!
Hello everyone, I'm AKB48 Team K's Moeno Nito.
This time, I was very happy to work with Hebi, so everyone, please look forward to Hebi's commercial offer!
Where's the camera?
Wow, amazing!
Wonderful!
Hebi's commercial offer might come!
Lot No. 3 - Wanko Soba - How many times can you eat it in 90 seconds?
Last time, Yokoyama-san ate 56 bowls and died.
As a result, you can only eat 31 bowls.
Last time, Yokoyama-chan, who has the appetite bug that Kyoto gave birth to, challenged.
Here you go.
As expected of the gluttonous girl!
She swallowed it at a rapid pace of three seconds and one bowl.
Another 23 seconds!
Although it didn't reach the number she killed, she ate a total of 31 bowls!
Amazing!
If you practice, you'll be able to do it.
Huh?
This time, I'm looking forward to a high record that surpasses Yokoyama!
By the way, who's the most greedy among us?
Lemon-chan.
What?
Lemon-chan, really?
Even if you say "all you can eat", personally, the number of dishes is different.
Shimada, you don't eat that much?
I eat quite a lot.
But...
Don't say "meat only"!
First, let's start with one bowl.
Start!
Five!
Ten!
Zero! Twenty!
Shimada, twenty!
25!
30!
31!
Last time it was like that!
Last time Yokoyama-san was 31!
36!
WHAT!?
37!
37!?
Yes!
How about you Ichikawa?
40!
40!?
Ichikawa 40!?
And with that, Ichikawa has lost 40 points!
Yes, 40 points!
The one who lost the championship is Ichikawa Miyori!
Can Ichikawa, who eats so much that you can't even imagine his body type, beat Yokoyama's record of 31?
Once again, from Iwate Prefecture Morioka, we have Ichikawa from Azumaya who is a fan of Wanko Soba!
Can Ichikawa live up to everyone's expectations?
Let's have Ichikawa-san try it!
Can Ichikawa-san eat 40 bowls of Wanko Soba in 90 seconds? Challenge, please!
Can you open the lid for me?
Do your best!
Here you go!
Huh!? Stop it!
Here you go!
Rhythm! Rhythm! Rhythm! Rhythm!
Rhythm! Rhythm! Rhythm!
Miyori!
Here you go!
Miyori! Miyori!
Huh!? Isn't this Wanko Soba's pace!?
This is just the beginning! Wanko!
Miyori! Miyori! Miyori!
Here you go!
Hey! If you can't even beat 31, you're in trouble!
Hey!
Huh!? What's wrong!?
Why did you challenge me!?
Ichikawa's time limit ends here.
It's been happening since the show began.
What a shame!
Now...
Sato-san will be severely punished!
This is really...
It can't be helped, right?
We can't do it without force.
That's right!
Hey!
It's okay! It's okay!
It's okay!
Look!
Amina is angry, too!
Let's compare Ichikawa and Amina's butt.
That's right!
It's coming! It's coming!
You're good! You're good!
It's not good!
You did your best!
That's right!
Look!
She's complaining!
I want it!
Do you want something?
What do you want?
Amina, what do you want?
I want a one-shot!
It's not a one-shot! You want a butt-shot!
Amina!
You want a butt-shot!
You want it!
You don't want it, do you?
You don't want it!
No! No! No!
I don't want it! I don't want it!
Then apologize!
Apologize!
I'm sorry!
She's saying "I'm sorry!"
Okay, butt-shot!
That's right!
Okay, butt-shot!
That's enough!
So, Ichikawa was a little too harsh!
You're mean!
So, let's challenge Fujie, who was a little too harsh!
That's right!
Go for it!
Can you do it?
Yes.
The question is...
Fujie Reina has been chosen as the pinch-hitter!
For the sake of the show and for Asumaya-san...
I'm looking forward to her 37-pitch touch!
- Are you confident? - Yes! But my mouth is bigger than Miyori's...
- I want to reach 37 pitches! - Are you confident? - Yes!
Will Fujie be able to reach 37 pitches in 90 seconds?
- Challenge, please! - Do your best!
- Here you go!
- Don't drink it up! - I'll drink it up!
- Here you go! - Huh?
- Hey! - Here you go!
- Fujie, do your best! - Do your best!
- Fujie! - Do your best!
- Do your best!
- Here you go! - You're almost at 37 pitches!
- One minute left! One minute! - Do your best!
- Do your best!
- Why is Fujie running?
Today, Fujie also reached her limit. Her record is 20 pitches.
Which means...
- Why did you hit me? - I didn't!
- Ouch! - Ouch!
- Can you tell us how you feel about being hit? - I'm very sorry!
- This adult will sing "baby" again! - Baby singer!
Weekly AKB news
Roselypse's 8th single "Pericure Day" will be released on December 28th.
It's a cute song about a passionate love story.
And on the same day, the duet song of sdn48 and minomonta, "kudoki nagara azabu juban (duet with minomonta) " is on sale.
This is also an ominous mark.
They will make their solo debut soon!
A.k.a.b.'s first additional song!
The song is "mujin eki" and will be released on February 1 next year!
The sister group, jkt48, born in Jakarta!
They finally made their event debut last week!
Please look forward to their future activities!
That's all for today's topic.
But this time, only two people were able to get a cute one-shot appeal.
How was it?
It would be true if a commercial came out of this.
I don't know what kind of commercial it is.
Also, "mujin eki" was terrible.
It's terrible.
That's all for today.
Everyone, please...
"mujin eki" has appeared!
"mujin eki" is great!
Please use it in any way you like!
That's all for today.
It was "one-shot auction"!
Thank you!