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Weekly AKB, "Suji Aribu"!
This week, the members will improvise "Suji Aribu"!
From now on, the members will be divided into four groups.
From the rough script with only rough lines,
they will compose a drama with their own dialogues and lines.
However, the content of the drama will vary depending on the script you choose.
What kind of drama will be chosen by lottery?
It's not that difficult. You're from AKB, right?
It's like "Getsuku no Oshima Iigo" drama.
The first cast is Fujie and Mito.
- Are you okay? - Are you okay?
- Everyone is happy.
- Let's take a look at the studio.
- Do you have tools? - Are these tools?
- We have scripts and tools in the studio.
- Please think about your acting plan and act.
- Those sunglasses are tools.
- No one will use them.
- No one will use them? - Yes.
- What about the next door? - There are raccoon clothes.
- Let's see the script.
- What will be the first scene of the drama?
- You chose "A", right?
- Please announce the title of the drama.
- The title is...
- "Confession of Love".
- The title is "academy drama". What is it about?
They're coming in.
It looks like they gave you the script.
It only has a few lines in it.
Now, I'd like to explain what it's about.
After school, in a classroom,
a female student, A, was practicing confessing her love to her friend, B.
In fact, A is going to confess her love to a male student, A.
After finishing their practice of confessing their love, A came late to their appointment.
Finally, A confessed her love to A.
However, A's answer to A's confession of love was cruel.
In fact, it was "xxx".
In shock, A leaves the classroom.
What will happen to their love, A and B, who were left behind?
Will B and A become a couple?
No!
What kind of ending will this drama have?
It's about time for the time-up, so let's call in the studio.
Everyone!
Can you hear me?
Yes, we can hear you.
It's about time, so...
Is it okay now?
It's too short!
Huh? Huh? Oh no!
What do we do? What do we do?
We'll start now.
Oh no!
Okay.
We'll start now.
Weekly AKB Suzy & Rib's Confession Order.
Okay, so half steps forward, 5 steps forward...
4, 3, 2, 1...
Action!
I can't do it.
I can't say it.
What are you saying?
If you don't practice now, you'll get the time-up.
But...
It's embarrassing!
Don't you like the time-up?
I like it.
It's my favorite thing in the world.
Then practice now!
Then...
Think of me as the time-up and say you like me.
I don't like it!
I'm going home!
No! I can't say anything without Asuka!
Then let's practice!
Say it again!
Um...
Um... Um...
Wait a minute!
What kind of way of saying that is?
If you say it like that, Moe-kun will definitely hate you.
Say it again! Say it cutely!
Cutely?
Cutely!
Um... Um... Um...
Um... I... Moe-kun...
Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
Why are you so nervous?
Say it cutely!
I... Moe-kun...
Always...
I can't do it...
You know... I know some good information about you, Moe-kun.
What is it? Tell me!
Moe-kun... When he confesses his love...
He likes girls with big noses!
Then... If I say I have big noses...
Will you say yes?
I think it's a good idea!
Then let's do it!
Let's practice!
I...
About you, Moe-kun...
I can't do it! My nose won't get bigger!
That's good! That's good!
I...
About you, Moe-kun...
Again! Again!
Ah! I can't do it!
You can do it!
Let's do it again!
Let's do it!
Moe-kun will do it!
Then show me how you do it!
How you do it?
Yeah!
Show me how you do it!
Yeah! Please!
I can't do it!
I see! I see!
I...
About you, Moe-kun...
Wait! Isn't it weird?
What?
You said you like Moe-kun!
I can't say it!
If you say it like that, it's like an ad-lib.
Right?
I'll do my best!
I...
About you, Moe-kun...
Again! Your nose! Your nose!
About you, Moe-kun...
I...
Like you!
I could have said it smoothly!
Then...
What else did you like about Moe-kun?
Tell me! Tell me!
About you, Moe-kun...
I don't know...
Show me your nose!
I like when you show me your nose and confess your love.
Yeah!
And...
What else...
There's a lot of them, right?
What should we do?
It's cool, isn't it?
I'm nervous.
It's about time that Shou Kenketsu joins Shou.
It's about time that Moeo-kun joins us.
What should we do?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry for being late.
Goto-sensei got mad at me.
His hair is short, but his lecture is long.
That's true.
So, what did you call me for?
For what?
Um...
Reina said she had something to say to Moeo-kun.
Why did you say it all of a sudden?
Um...
I...
Hey!
Huh?
Who is it?
Sensei!
You guys!
What are you doing here at this hour?
Um...
There's a cultural festival coming up.
We're having a meeting.
Oh, a cultural festival meeting.
Yes.
Hurry up and finish it and go home.
Yes, we'll go home.
And you, cut your hair a little more.
Yes.
So...
Um...
Ah...
If you don't say it, I'll go home.
Wait a minute!
We can talk, right?
It's okay, right?
Can you give me a little more time?
Um...
I...
Always...
I like you, Moe-kun!
Maybe...
She said it.
And her answer is...
She said it!
So?
It's fine.
What do you think of Moe-kun?
Let's get married.
What are you talking about?
If you don't like Moe-kun's voice, it doesn't make sense, does it?
What do you think of Moe-kun?
Well...
S-Sorry!
Sorry...
Actually...
I've liked Asuka for a long time!
Here it is!
Oh my...
This is fun!
Wow, this is...
What is it?
Stop it!
Sorry, Fujii.
What do you mean?
What is it?
Wait! Wait a minute!
Wait!
What is it?
It's your turn to answer.
I've always liked you.
Please stay by my side forever.
That face!
Her best friend betrayed her and ended up like this.
She showed us a great impromptu drama.
Wasn't it wonderful?
I was thinking of playing a bad woman.
I see.
So I wanted to make Moe-kun hate me.
I wanted to make him jealous.
Here is the bad woman's ad-lib.
I...
It's your turn.
I've always...
liked you.
Please stay by my side forever.
She's laughing.
Her last "hug me" was also bad.
Was it?
Yes.
She's usually like that.
The next cast will be these five.
First, we'll choose the title of the drama.
What will it be about?
"Jeanne"!
You're good at this.
Please announce the title of the drama.
Go ahead!
"The Culprit's Footprints"!
It's a suspenseful drama.
That's right.
Suspense-type detective drama "The Culprit's Footprints".
What will it be about?
"Jeanne"!
Here you are.
Thank you very much.
There are two detectives and four suspects.
Two detectives and four suspects?
I want someone cool to be the detective.
Now, I would like to explain the contents of this dispute.
First of all, in a certain mansion, the president of a production company, Goto Yoshio, is killed.
Goto-san?
Detective A and Detective B arrived at the crime scene to solve the dispute.
Now, what was left at the murder scene was a bloody ash tray.
And at the crime scene, there was a dying message.
It's difficult!
Now, Detective A and Detective B ask all the suspects their occupation and crime record.
I see. There are about three suspects.
And at the end of the dispute, Detective A gets a clue to solve the crime.
What was the meaning of the dying message left at the crime scene?
And the criminal is...
What do you think of Detective A and Detective B's defeat?
Hmm...
What will happen to me?
That's a tough question.
Now, it's about time. Let's call them.
Yes!
Can you hear me?
Yes!
I can hear you clearly.
Oh, I see. You can't show your face because you'll be spoiled.
That's right.
Now, shall we begin?
Yes!
Now, let's begin.
Weekly A.K.A.B. Sujiya Ribu.
The Criminal's Footprints.
Now, number four, three, two, one...
Action!
Now you're all ready, right?
Yes.
From now on, our Detective Kura will ask you various questions about the case.
What?
Please rest assured.
Our Detective Kura is a famous detective who has solved many difficult cases.
Right, Kura-san?
Huh?
Hey, Kura-san!
What is it?
All the suspects are here!
I'm playing the drum master now!
I know you're having fun playing the drum master,
but please hurry up and solve the case!
Playing the drum master is fun.
I can even make a new song for AKB now.
I know that, but please hurry up and solve the case.
I can't help it...
Everyone, this is Detective Kura.
I'm the detective...
Kura...
Minzaburo.
Can you see me at all?
Thank you, everyone.
I see.
It's fun!
Everyone, these are the suspects in this case.
These people were in the same mansion when the victim was killed.
I think there is a criminal in this mansion.
Now, let's review the case.
The victim's name is Goto Yoshio.
He is the owner of this mansion and the president of the TV production company.
At 10 o'clock in the afternoon, Goto's wife, Haruka, heard something falling and came to this room, feeling uneasy.
Then Goto...
Her head was bleeding like this and she was lying on the floor.
And then, the weapon she thought was used at the time, this bloody ash plate, fell on the spot.
This is the first witness, Goto's wife, Haruka.
Who is it?
Ma'am, you're sure about this, right?
Yes.
What I heard was a "donk" sound, and when I entered the room thinking "what is it?",
Goto's wife was bleeding from her head and lying on the floor.
And then, this...
This...
Are you okay?
Everyone, please don't cry!
Yes.
Can you show me where you found it?
Yes.
It looks like it.
It was here, right?
And, Detective Kura, there is one more strange thing.
It said "fugol" in red letters here.
Fugol...
This is confirmed. It matches your father's blood type.
I think it left a dying message for those who think it's the culprit.
What does "fugol" mean?
This is going to be a difficult case.
Can we ask each of you about it?
I'm Goto's maid, Sota.
I was making Goto's cake in the kitchen.
Cake...
Okay, next...
I'm Goto's golf coach.
Golf coach...
What did you do in that killing hell?
I was helping Goto's favorite driver.
Helping a driver?!
Where?
On the ground...
Ground?!
On the ground...
Outside of the mansion...
How big is it?
It's big, isn't it?
It's big, isn't it?!
Well, you're rich, aren't you?
Well, let's move on to the next person.
Who's next?
I'm Goto's daughter, Lemon!
Lemon...
I want to be French Lemon!
You're not in the mood for your husband's death, are you?
I don't like Lemon.
You don't like him?
What do you like about him?
Everyone, calm down! Calm down!
What were you doing at the time of his death and murder?
I was picking lemons in the garden behind me!
I can't see where you're coming from...
What should we do now?
Huh?
Well...
This time, it was also a very simple case.
The hint is...
In the dying message, it was left behind...
Fugol.
Those of you who already have a sharp mind will have noticed.
Then...
Let's go with our answers.
Kura.
It was Minzamuro.
He didn't show up much in the first round of impersonation.
Kura.
We know who did it.
You know who did it?
Huh?
Who is the culprit?
The culprit is...
The golf coach, Yamauchi-san.
It's you, isn't it?
Huh?
- No... - How do you know?
How do you know?
Goto-san was...
The president of a TV production company.
- What are you doing? - Why?
Goto-san...
Liked inverted words.
Oh, yes.
He used them a lot.
For example...
In his record book...
"Zuhirude"...
"Zuhirugiropponde"...
"Charnate C. Sue"...
That's how he used the term "industry" a lot.
I see.
Therefore, the word "fugol" here...
means "golf", doesn't it?
Perhaps, Mr. Yamauchi...
after hitting Mr. Goto at the golf club...
in order to confuse Mr. Goto...
he hid the golf club...
and placed an ashtray on the table.
But Mr. Goto used his last strength...
and wrote "fugol" here.
The culprit is you, isn't it?
It's me!
I'm sure...
that somewhere in this ashtray...
Mr. Goto's blood-stained golf club...
is hidden somewhere, isn't it?
I'm disqualified.
Can I go home now?
Mr. Goto's favorite driver...
Mr. Goto...
I blew my head off!
You blew your head off?!
I blew my head off!
Something just flew out of my head!
It doesn't matter at all!
Then...
Please take me to the police station.
Oh, there's something here.
Please give me your hand.
I'm waiting for you outside of the house.
Hatokawa?
Yes.
That's wonderful, Kurakuchi. You always solve problems like this.
Thank you very much.
Well, I'll go to the office first and come back.
Huh?
Huh? What's wrong?
Wow, you're quite persistent.
I'm sorry.
Well, I'll go to the office first and come back.
Huh? What's wrong?
Wow, you're quite persistent.
I'm sorry.
Huh? What's wrong?
Wow, you're quite persistent.
This is quite a difficult choice.
Well...
And with that...
That's all.
I'm Kura Ninzabura.
This is hard!
This is...
Weekly AKB news!
This year's winner of the rock-paper-scissors tournament is...
Shinoda Mariko as center!
AKB48's 24th single "Uekara Mariko" is on sale now!
And finally, Shido!
It's HKT48!
The first performance of HKT48, which will take place in Takata, will start!
Please look forward to their future activities!
In addition, SDN48's new single "Kudoki Nagara Azabu Juban Duet with Mino Monta" will be released on December 28th!
Please sing a duet song with Mino at the show!
Thank you for waiting! Tsuji Arive!
Thank you for your hard work!
How did you like it, everyone?
I've never done an impersonation of Furuhata Nitsuno- san, so I was thinking about it.
In the middle of it, when you said "industrial term", you said something like "gyroppon" and "zuhiru".
I want to say "ropponi hills", but I kept thinking about "ropponi hills" as an industrial term.
I kept thinking about it and put my hand in it.
Here is the scene.
Goto-san likes the opposite of it.
Oh, yes.
He's been using it a lot.
For example... "gyroppon" and... "zuhiru" and...
"zuhiru" and... "zuhiru" and "gyroppon" and...
He used industrial terms like "gyroppon" and "zuhiru".
It's a little funny, but...
Looking at it now, the reaction of "ukeno sugiyama" is terrible, too.
Weird bend...