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Curtain open!
This week's weekly AKB is a talk battle wearing a Shittakaburi.
A crazy plan to talk about anything and everything wearing a Shittakaburi to a talk theme that suddenly came up.
This time, extreme statements are repeated.
Shima, touch me.
Why?
I can't touch you.
A talk battle wearing a Shittakaburi where you don't know what statement will come out.
We'll continue after this!
Weekly AKB's talk battle wearing a Shittakaburi!
A talk battle wearing a Shittakaburi is...
If you know about the topic at hand, of course you can talk about it in detail.
Even if you don't know about it, you have to talk about it wearing a Shittakaburi like it's true.
Within a limited time of 7 minutes, the one who can talk wearing a Shittakaburi is the winner!
Up until now, in the talk battle wearing a Shittakaburi...
I've never eaten it when I was 17!
In the battle between Yagami team and Miyazawa team...
Miyazawa, a male soccer representative coach, wins wearing a Shittakaburi with food!
Can I get a photo of you?
The second round continues.
In the battle between Sato Amina and Suzuki Shihori...
Sato Amina has defeated Sato Amina, who has completely given up on the talk theme "monkey planet".
What is this?
And in the third round, Umeda Ayaka versus Yamauchi Suzuran...
A Shittakaburi talk becomes a "butchake" talk.
The unexpected battle was the first half of the match.
It's "butchake"!
It's finally the second half of the match!
After this, we'll have some unexpected "butchake" members!
Now, I'll announce the members for the first round!
Now, please close your eyes!
The members whose shoulders have been hit should leave this room with their eyes closed.
Now, everyone! Close your eyes!
This battle, where you don't know who your opponent is until just before the match begins.
Who will face Hitokumimi in the first round?
- We should close our ears. - That's right, we should close our ears.
That's right, we should close our ears. Where will you go?
Where will you go?
You've come, haven't you?
Now, thank you for waiting!
Now, please open your eyes!
Now, please turn around!
In the first round, is it "mito omoe" versus "kikuchi ayaka"?
Or is it "team" versus "team"?
"kikuchi ayaka", what do you think?
- "mito omoe"-chan... - Yes?
- She's not the type of person to talk a lot. - That's not it.
- That's not it! - Maybe.
- I don't think I want to face "kikuchi ayaka" the most. - That's right.
- That's not it. - No, it's not like that.
I think, in terms of talking skills, we don't really talk much.
So, if it's "mito omoe" or "kikuchi ayaka", I think it's easier for me to express my feelings.
- I see! - "kikuchi ayaka" is probably...
- She's a different type of person, isn't she? - Yes.
She's a different type of person, so...
I'm worried about whether I'll be able to do a proper ad-lib when she says those words.
- What about you, "kikuchi"? - "kikuchi"...
Okay, let's get started.
How will you two react?
- Okay, I'll pass you my microphone. - Thank you.
Okay, then...
Curtain, open!
Now, Nito-san, when you first opened the curtain, you reacted like Hayashiya Paco-san.
How is your opponent, Kikuchi-san?
Is it bad?
See?
This is bad.
She's definitely going to say something weird.
I see.
Now, Kikuchi-san, Nito-san, what is your impression of your opponent?
She's easy to talk to.
That's right, we're good friends.
We're usually in the same team.
I see.
Now, now, now...
You can say it, right?
Why are you two in the same position?
Because of the topic!
If you don't say it, I'll imitate you.
Is it Nito or Kikuchi who's good at talking back?
Now, we'll announce the talk themes.
The first talk theme is...
Steve Jobs.
I like him.
I love him.
Steve Jobs is a founder of Apple, known for his iPhone and iPad.
In October of this year, at the age of 56, he passed away and became a hot topic all over the world, but...
Do the two of them know about Steve Jobs?
Or will they pretend to know and deceive us?
Pretend-to-know talk battle, start!
Right? I've been doing it for a while now.
You like it a lot, don't you?
Moina-chan, did you know about it?
I did, I did.
It's that thing, right?
The one that's been on "Hollywood" lately.
Right, right.
It's amazing, isn't it?
It's cool, isn't it?
It's really cool just to say you're a foreigner.
It's cool and I respect you a lot.
You're good at acting, aren't you?
I'm good at acting and I'm good at learning.
It makes me want to watch it again.
Yeah.
By the way, Steven-san is...
Your name is different now!
You have children, don't you?
Yes, I do.
Right, right.
They're young, aren't they?
They're young...
Well, if they're babies, they're young, but...
I wonder...
If you're an actor, does that mean you're going to be an actress?
Well, I don't know about that...
But you're definitely cute!
You're a Hollywood star!
But if I were in the opposite position...
I'd like you to do it for me.
Like acting or something like that...
That's human intelligence!
I'd like you to do it for me if I had a child.
I'd like you to do it for me!
That's...
If you're interested in it, I'd like you to do it for me.
I'd never do it!
You wouldn't? Why not?
I'd like you to do it for me.
It's not easy for you.
When you're my age and you say you want to do something, I'd like you to do it for me.
I've been doing it since I was little.
I want you to do something you've always wanted to do.
That's right.
You're off topic.
What do you like about me?
Your smile is lovely.
What do you like about me?
Your mustache?
Your mustache? It's long!
It's long, isn't it?
I like your mustache.
It's nice and curly.
I'm still in my 30s.
No, no!
That's right!
But you're getting older and you're becoming more dandy.
You're getting older and you're becoming more dandy.
You know what I mean, don't you?
Your face is clearer.
Who do you think I am?
Steve Jobs mistook her for a Hollywood actress.
Her misunderstanding is getting worse.
You released a song recently, didn't you?
What's the title?
It's...
I know. You're getting older and you know.
You're getting older and you know. What was it?
What was it?
It's "Miracle Donuts"!
That's it!
You can't sing like that!
Recently, "donuts melting in your mouth" has become popular.
Sing it for us.
♪ Miracle donuts ♪
♪ melting in your mouth ♪
Sing it in Japanese.
I don't know English.
But there were two versions.
What?
The English version and...
Kiki, sing the English version.
♪ Miracle donuts ♪
It's not like that.
It's not like that. Rima-san, please sing it in English.
♪ Miracle donuts ♪
♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey ♪
It's not like that!
Oh, that's the second chorus.
The end!
A meaningless song came out, and the talk battle ended!
Yes, we won!
It's a mental fatigue, really.
How was it, going into that room?
No, like...
From the moment I saw Ayarin...
It's definitely dangerous.
Because it's like "what's up, what's up?"
There's a lot of it, right?
Then, the winner of the mental fatigue talk battle is...
Moero Itou!
The first group is Moero Itou's victory!
After this, they barely managed to broadcast their actions!
Let's not say "sakiko" or "sakippo" for now.
The next battle of the mental fatigue talk battle is...
Matsui Sakiko vs. SKE Kizaki Yuria!
Now, how about you, Yagami-san of SKE?
No, Yuria is...
A fool, but...
Yes.
She likes rainbows, and...
Her imagination is often delusional, so...
Her imagination is very rich.
She's good at it.
That's why I think she's good at it.
How about you, Matsui-san?
Sakiko has a good image of turning things around.
Sakiko's imagination is often delusional, so...
Her imagination is often delusional, so...
She likes rainbows, and...
She's been on a lot of radio shows, and...
She makes her own radio notes.
Eh?
Oh, I see.
Then, does that mean she's good at turning things around?
Then, I'd like to begin.
What kind of reaction will the two of you show?
Then, let's go.
Curtain...
Curtain... Open!
I'm sorry.
Well, Matsuri-san, how do you feel?
Well, I've been watching until now, but I'm worried about what will happen.
You are Matsuri-san's senior, of course.
Am I?
Yes, of course.
Ah, I'm nervous.
Please be careful not to say anything in between.
No, no, I won't say anything.
You won't say anything?
No, no, I won't.
Then, what should I call you, Matsuri-san?
You can call me Sakiko.
Ah, then Sakiko-san.
Everyone calls me Sakiko-san.
Of course, you are my senior.
Of course you are.
Sakiccho, Sakiccho, Sakiccho.
Excuse me, are you Sakiccho?
Sakiccho, yes.
Sakiccho-senpai.
Sakic...
Sakiccho, Sakiccho-senpai.
Let's not call you Sakiccho.
Eh, why?
Let's not call you Sakiccho.
Why?
Sakikpo, Sakikpo.
Sakippo is fine.
Sakikpo.
By the way, Sakiccho, Sakippo and Kijiri Okada combine.
Why me?
Sakiko-senpai, or Sakiko-san.
Let's go with Sakiko-san.
Sakiko-san.
Then, your first talk theme is...
Nadeshiko Japan!
Nadeshiko Japan.
Ah, yes, yes.
Nadeshiko Japan is a soccer team representing Japan.
In the 2011 FIFA Women's World Cup, they won their first Asian championship.
Do the two of them know about Nadeshiko Japan?
Or will they pretend to know and deceive us?
Know or not know, talk battle, start!
Do you know about me?
Yes, of course. You've been coming here a lot lately.
Yes, I've been coming more and more.
Do you like me?
Whether you like me or not, I like you.
But I'm really interested in you.
Who do you like?
Ah, players...
I'm not at all...
Yes.
You know, I like people who are the best and look delicious.
Ah, you know...
Yes, yes, Shima-san?
Shima-san?
Huh? Shima...
Shima-san?
Shima Saware-san?
Shima Saware?
Ah, yes.
Shima-san.
Shima Saware.
Ah, yes, yes.
A little...
Matsui-san!
Sawa-san!
Sawa-san, Sawa-san!
This is Sawa-san, right?
Who is it? Who is it?
Sawa-san!
Um...
Sawa-san!
Um, it's that person.
Um... a little boyish.
Ah, Saito-san?
Saito-san?
I like Saito-san a lot.
Saito-san isn't here.
Is it called "shooting"?
Ah, "shooting"?
It's "shoot", right?
How did you say it?
Huh, it's like...
"Fui" and "si" and then "pa" and "keru" like that.
But did you win the championship this year?
I did, I did, I did.
I did, I did.
The Japanese people were excited.
They were, weren't they?
Yes, yes, yes.
What championship was it again?
Um...
Word... word cup?
Word...
Word cup or something like that.
A word competition.
Worst cup.
Something like that.
So, if you were to name someone besides Nadeshiko, would you name them Money Japan?
Of course, Kunoichi Japan.
He's strong, isn't he?
Like a ninja.
He's Japanese.
About Kunoichi.
He's nice.
That's right, he's nice.
Anything else?
For me...
Miso soup Japan or something like that.
Miso soup Japan.
That sounds good.
You girls love making miso soup, don't you?
That's right.
She makes miso soup every morning for me.
That's right, that's right.
Miso soup is a very representative meal of a woman.
Do you use miso soup ingredients as nicknames?
There's Tofu-san.
Tofu-san who came from Germany.
Tofu-san.
There's Tofu-san.
Also...
Nameko-san.
Nameko-san is quite young, isn't he?
He's young, he's young.
But he's really like Nameko-san.
That's right, isn't he?
But he's a little different.
Nameko-colored.
It all sounds like dirty jokes, but...
Like "touch the island" and stuff like that.
Also, who else? Wakame...
Wakame-chan?
Waka-san, was it?
Waka-san!
Waka-san was there, wasn't he?
His hair was like...
Wakame-gumi-san.
That's right!
Wakame-gumi-san.
After becoming an idol, her pronunciation keeps improving.
Matsui and Sakiko.
That's right.
I'm that kind of person.
After this, Matsui goes all out on Sakiko.
She's a little different, isn't she?
Did you watch it when we decided on our spots?
The one with the most waves?
That's right, that's right, that's right.
I want to see the performance when we decided on our spots.
That's right, that's right!
When we decided on our spots, I went to the bathroom.
I went to the best part of it.
Wow, she's shaking.
She's shaking.
I want to see it, but...
Then, Matsui-san will say "goal" and then you'll do the performance.
Then, I'll start from where I kicked.
That's right.
I kicked and scored a goal.
Okay, here I go.
Goal!
Oh, that's it!
That's it!
It's getting hot.
Matsui-san, it's different from the dance you taught me, right?
It's a little different from me.
Then, Matsui-san, please.
Oh, I want to see it. It was like this for me.
Yes, what I know is...
Then, shoot and say "goal".
Goal came.
Shoot...
Goal!
Wakame! Wakame! Wakame! Wakame!
Wakame and Matsui's Wakame performance came to an end.
It was good.
No, it was difficult.
Was it difficult?
It was strange.
Even though you were a fan of Nadeshiko.
On the contrary, you knew it, right?
I knew it a little.
You knew it?
But I don't know much about soccer, so I didn't know it at all.
Even so, you talked about it a lot, right?
Now, I will announce the winner.
The winner is...
Matsui!
Matsui has defeated Shittakaburi.
From now on, as a dream match, we will play against each other, especially against members of Shittakaburi who were great.
Who will be chosen for the dream match?
Curtain open!
Matsui vs Miyazawa
The main event of the dream match is Matsui vs Miyazawa.
In the last match, Matsui and Miyazawa defeated Shittakaburi.
Miyazawa misunderstood "zaccheroni" as "food".
Matsui's nickname is "sakitcho" or "shimoneta machine gun".
Miyazawa's nickname is "sakitcho" or "shimoneta machine gun".
What kind of talk theme will they give each other?
"yen" is expensive.
What kind of Shittakaburi will they show us for this difficult theme?
Shittakaburi talk battle.
Start!
"yen" is expensive. Do you know what I mean, Sae- chan?
Of course I know. "yen" is expensive.
That's right.
But compared to the past, things are certainly more expensive.
For example, vending machines.
Ours used to be 110 yen or 100 yen, but now it's 120 yen.
But "yen" is expensive.
I see.
That's a little...
But I heard that "yen" is expensive.
Why "yen" is expensive?
Because it's expensive and expensive money.
Is that so?
I didn't know that.
"yen" is expensive.
My brother told us that "yen" became "yen" rich in notice.
I see...
Yes, I thought like that.
"Yen" "rich in notice"
Kai-san also said like that while eating "yen".
That was because of money, wasn't it?
"yen" became "yen" rich in notice?
When did you learn "yen"? In September in junior high school.
How's your lunch?
It's a battle of high level that only those who have fought can understand.
It's hard to spread such a small face.
That's right. It started as if you were poor, Miyazawa-san.
I'm getting irritated.
What's wrong with you? Are you at your limit?
Although they have no knowledge of Endaka, they push through Shittakaburi.
Endaka, you know what I'm saying, right?
However, they seem to be at their limit, so they'll change the topic of their talk.
The next topic of their talk is...
What would Lady Gaga do if she came to stay at our house tonight?
How will the two Shittakaburi queens respond to these questions?
What should we do?
Lady Gaga is coming tonight?
Which house will she come from first?
I heard she's doing a Santa Claus campaign right now.
I hope Lady Gaga comes to our house as soon as possible.
If Lady Gaga likes that person, she might stay for a few hours.
But I heard she'll just show her face and go around.
But I'm happy about it.
I want to close my eyes and go home.
Oh, you'll do it yourself?
Yeah, I'll do it myself.
This time...what was it?
I heard Lady Gaga's theme is to use vegetables as a motif for her costume.
I heard she'll use onions for her costume.
Onions?
Onions are pretty strong.
So if you just use them for your costume, it won't be as tough.
So Lady Gaga will use them for her costume, right?
She'll use them for her costume, but...
But she'll still look cute.
Yeah, she might look cute.
Lady Gaga dances, right?
I want to see her sexy dance.
Oh, I'm getting goosebumps again.
Oh, can I use a chair?
Yeah, sure.
A chair?
What's that?
Is that even possible?
Is that it?
Maybe it is!
You've seen her, right?
I've seen her.
I've seen her behind the scenes.
Oh, I see.
There's a dance between Lady Gaga and a dancer.
Can you dance like a dancer?
You mean that?
I want to dance someday.
Let's do it together.
I'll show you how to dance like a dancer.
Sing "I am proud of you" and...
That's all?
Time's up!
Oh, I see.
Which one is it?
After this, we'll know who's the queen!
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So, who is the winner of the dream match?
This is the actual winner.
So, the winner is...
Miyada-san!
You really did your best.
No matter what you say, it was the last dance.
But that was really that kind of dance.
I knew you were doing an erotic kind of dance.
That's right.
How did you feel when you were dancing erotically?
I had a sexy image.
We were entangled, so we entangled again.
When I moved my body a little, the timing became the same.
It felt like I was at my limit.
That's right. Wazui-san, you're at your limit today.
I don't do that kind of thing.
Is your image okay?
It's no good.
It's no good, right?