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This week's AKB knows-it-all talk battle!
This week's AKB knows-it-all talk battle is...
"If you don't know-it-all about a topic you've studied, you won't be able to talk about it" project.
The members who have been cornered are...
Sakiccho, Sakiccho, Sakiccho!
- This is in the evening. - It's in the evening.
- Actually, I'm the last one. - Really?
Actually, I love the smell of feet.
AKB knows-it-all talk battle has just begun!
The unexpected two-question talk battle will begin in a moment!
You've been active in various fields, so of course you're confident in your talk skills!
- Of course we are! - Of course we are!
In order to survive in the entertainment world, you need to be good at talking.
That's why we've prepared a set like this!
Here it is!
Ta-dah!
- What's this? - It's a separate room.
The members who will be called from now on...
will have a one-on-one talk battle!
AKB knows-it-all talk battle is...
If you know about a topic you've studied, of course you can talk about it in detail.
Even if you don't know about it, you'll have to talk about it like you know whether it's true or not.
The one who can talk about it for seven minutes will be the winner!
Now, I'll announce the members for the first round!
- Now, please close your eyes! - Thank you!
- The members who have been slapped on the shoulders, please leave this room with your eyes closed.
- And the staff who will be slapping you on the shoulders is a woman, so you can rest assured.
- Now, please close your eyes, everyone!
- This battle, where you can't tell who's who until just before the match begins...
- Who will be facing off in the first group?
- Now, the staff will be slapping you on the shoulders...
- Wow, it's getting closer! It's getting closer!
- Now, is it the first row or the second row or the third row?!
- Now, please stand up slowly...
- Who has been taken away?
- Okay! Now, everyone, please open your eyes!
- Who is it?
- It's Miyazawa-san!
- Miyazawa-san and...
- Kumin!
- The first round is SKE Yagami vs Miyazawa's battle!
- Now, Yui-san, do you know who it is?
- No, she's stupid.
- But I think I know who it is.
- Oh, really?!
- I think you only know things you don't know.
- Yeah!
- Miyazawa-san, you're in the same team as Miyazawa-san. How about this battle?
- No, Saya-chan is good at ad-libs and slapping, so...
- I think she'll be able to bring out some pretty good flavors.
- I see!
- Now, let's begin!
- How will you two react?
- Curtain, open!
You're laughing.
Of course I'm laughing!
Now, now, Yagami-san, you're nose is running, are you okay?
Yes, I'm fine.
Now, now, Yagami-san!
Yes?
Your opponent is Miyazawa-san, how is it?
Eh? Um, Miyazawa-san is a senior, and she's good at talking, so I'm a little worried.
You're worried?
Yes.
Now, and Miyazawa-san.
Kuumin, huh!
Again, it depends on the topic.
That's right.
This battle between A.K.B. and S.K.E., their talk theme is...
Zaccheroni.
Oh!
Zaccheroni is a male soccer player from Italy who represents Japan.
He's a famous player that everyone knows now, and he's excited about qualifying for the World Cup.
Does Yagami and Miyazawa know about Zaccheroni?
Now, it's finally time for their battle!
"Knowing Talk" battle, start!
It's really good.
I know it.
You know it well.
I've never eaten it when I was 17.
Really?
I've only eaten it once.
You've eaten it?
It's only served in high-end restaurants.
Italian restaurant.
Have you eaten it?
Italian?
It's a little like meat.
Oh, that's right.
Was it Italian food?
No, it's French food.
French food?
Yes, I think so.
When you go abroad for work, the staff often serve you food, right?
Oh, that's right.
I went to France and then went to Paris.
When you did a live show?
That's right.
I went out to a restaurant and it was really good.
French food is French food.
That's right, it's authentic.
That's awesome.
It looks really good.
Cheese...
I've eaten it separately from the zucchini, but it's delicious.
Why?
There's something on top of the zucchini, right?
There's something on top of the zucchini?
What kind of zucchini is it?
I've only eaten the caviar version.
I'm getting too excited.
I couldn't hear you at first, but what does zucchini refer to?
It's food.
French food is quite expensive.
Sometimes it's in soups, too.
Zucchini is in soups?
Sometimes you get it in pictures, too, right?
From acquaintances?
From acquaintances.
From people who came to see me at the concert.
From people you don't like?
People who welcome me.
People who welcome me bought me a lot of food today.
Zucchini is in a box!
And when I was touring...
Even if it's catering...
Catering?!
It's really good!
It's like during a live show, you put a drink or a snack somewhere and Zucchini is also there.
That's right!
It's like a buffet.
It's like that.
I see, it's something like that.
Using Zucchini, the two mistake it for food.
If we continue like this, it will be very rude of the director, so we will change the theme!
The next theme is...
That's right!
Everyone knows Beethoven's "Destiny".
"Ancara mei" is a dramatic composition.
It is one of the songs that represents classical music.
For those of you who want to know how wonderful this "destiny" is musically...
Yes, leave it to me.
Oh, you're confident. What's wrong? Do you know something?
That's...um...where it's good is its strength, after all.
In the beginning?
Yes. Ja, ja, ja, jaan.
Ah...
That's...um...who was it? Was it Bach?
Beethoven.
Ah, Beethoven's...
You've already made a mistake.
Beethoven's feelings at the time are very buried.
Ah, that's right! The last time I heard it was Beethoven's "Can't You Hear Me?"
And by chance, I heard the sound "Ja, ja, ja, jaan."
By chance, I heard it.
It's "destiny." It's "destiny."
Ah, it's "destiny" that I heard!
You look like you said something delicious.
With that sound...
Man, Beethoven is deep again.
He's deep!
I'll ask you something.
In Beethoven's "Ja, ja, ja, jaan," isn't there a song?
A song?
Isn't there a song that goes with "Ja, ja, ja, jaan"?
Huh?
That's amazing.
That's crazy.
Huh? What is it?
It's "Ja, ja, ja, jaan," isn't it?
Ja, ja, ja, jaaan...
Nya hahahan~
"Nyan ha hahan," as if connecting...
Gwon gwon gwon gwon.
It's the same in a chorus.
"Nyanyanya gyo," and "gwo gwo gwo nyi"
"gwo gwo gwo nyi," "nyanyana meh!"
Yagi!
Interesting!
Interesting...
After showing their adult fate, the talk battle is over!
Both of you were wonderful.
I was surprised by your two themes.
Did you watch the show properly?
I watched it all.
But in the first three minutes, when you talked about Zakkeroni's cooking, you said "Zakkeroni is fuyakeru".
It's fuyakeru.
Everyone knows it!
I know it!
Zakkeroni is the current representative of Japanese men.
I was surprised. Most of them are cooking.
The staff gave them to me, and they came in a box.
There's only one kerkeroni coming in here.
Now, let's announce the winner.
Which one is it?
I'd like to announce it.
The winner is...
Miyazawa-san!
I'm glad!
In the first round, Miyazawa-san wins!
The next battle is...
Everyone, please open your eyes!
Amina-chan is not here!
Shihori!
The next battle is between Sato Amina and Suzuki Shihori.
What do you usually talk about?
We often talk about Team B together.
We were in the same city the other day.
What a coincidence!
Shihori graduated from Team B as a research student.
So, she knows a lot about Team 4 and their research students.
How is it? Can you talk?
Yes, I can. I talk to myself a lot.
You talk to yourself?
I talk to myself a lot.
I talk to myself as soon as I get back.
She likes to talk.
She's good at it.
Amina has a quick head.
Sato Amina.
Let's start!
How will their reactions be?
Curtain, open!
That's wonderful!
Now, it's team "b" versus each other.
Wow, they're so different!
Yes, they're like mirrors. They're fighting with each other.
Now, Satoh, Amina and Suzuki, what do you think of each other?
Shihori can study and she's quick-witted.
And she's eloquent, in a good way.
So I think she has the ability to make people believe in her.
I see. So she's also good at talking back.
I think so.
I see. Now, Suzuki, what do you think of each other?
When Amina was in "b" choir, the emcee was really good.
So she knows how to make people believe in her.
That's wonderful.
I'd like to look forward to her emceeing skills.
So you're hoping that Satoh and Amina will turn and bite each other in this battle?
Yes, I hope so.
What are the two of them hoping for the most?
"Monkey Planet"!
Wow, that's difficult!
"Monkey Planet" is a sci-fi movie with a shocking story about monkeys dominating humans.
Do the two of them know about "Monkey Planet"?
"Knowing each other for the first time" talk battle, start!
We went to see it together, didn't we?
Yes, we did.
It was fun, wasn't it?
It was really fun.
A lot of monkeys came out, didn't they?
Yes!
A lot of them came out, didn't they?
Really!
They all had names on them, didn't they?
Yes.
What was it?
What did you like the most?
I like...
What is it?
I liked the one that was chubby.
The legs...
The legs were chubby, but they were a little cute.
The bonnet...
The monkey!
It was super cute!
It was super cute, and I think it was the cutest thing I've ever seen.
I like the one where you can't do anything, and you always fail.
What was the name again?
The name is...
Hatamika.
Ruglit.
I think you've seen it before.
Yes, I've seen it before.
It's like Ruglit's scene at the end when he sacrifices himself and saves his friends.
Can you do that scene?
What?
We were together!
It's like Ruglit's scene where he sacrifices himself and saves his friends.
Can you do that scene?
We were together!
What should we do?
Ruglit comes in and saves his friends in a place where we can't do anything anymore.
At the end, maybe two more good scenes and we'll be done.
- Okay. - Yeah.
- From over there, the meteorite, okay? - From over there, the meteorite.
From inside, like this, the monkey.
Tato Amina's reckless reproduction of "Monkey Planet".
What kind of performance will they show us?
- From over there, the meteorite, okay? - From over there, the meteorite.
From inside, like this, the monkey.
Everyone! A meteorite is coming!
- A meteorite is coming! - I'm scared!
- I'm scared!
Help me!
Is it okay for me to press this button? Over here!
It's okay for you to press this button. Over there!
It stopped! It stopped, everyone!
I feel like I'm going to get hit!
What is this?
I'm glad.
I'm the one who cried the most.
After watching this messy play, it's over.
You didn't actually watch it, right?
We didn't.
You didn't watch it, but you talked a lot about it.
Now, I'd like to announce the winner.
This is difficult.
This is difficult, isn't it?
This is difficult, but I'd like to announce it.
The winner is...
Sato-san!
The battle between Team B is Sato and Amina's victory!
I'm actually the last one.
After this, the battle between Team A and Team B will be...
I'd like to announce the next members.
Everyone, please close your eyes!
Now, I'd like the female staff to come forward.
You've probably gotten used to it by now.
I'm sure you'll think, "I should do it like this."
Now, everyone, please open your eyes.
Go ahead!
Who is it?
Umeda-san!
That's right!
The next battle is Umeda Ayaka vs. Yamauchi Sezuran!
Now, I'd like to begin.
How will you two react?
Curtain...
Curtain... open!
Hey, hey, hey!
There's quite an age difference between you two.
Don't say there's an age difference! How old are you?
I'm 16 years old!
16 years old! You're the same age as my little sister!
Now, I'd like you two to announce the first topic of discussion.
The topic of discussion is...
Warlords.
Ah, I know that one.
Yes, yes, yes.
This topic is about warlords who have been taught once in history.
How well do they know their warlords' names?
This battle could be the turning point of the game.
Shittakaburi Talk Battle, start!
- There's a lot of things, really. - There's a lot of things.
It's a long history, isn't it?
- It's 2013 now, right? - Yes.
Wrong!
- It's 2013? - No, it's not.
- It's 2013! - No, it's not!
- It's 2011! - What is this?!
- It's 2011! - Umere-san, do you have any alcohol in you?
- I'm sorry! - One by one, high-touching...
It's a little suspicious, isn't it?
It's 2011! It's not 2011, it's 2011!
- It's a little... - Who knows about the warlords' era?
- I know about Takeda Shingen... - I've heard about it.
- Or Sakamoto Ryoma or Ieyasu. - Sakamoto Ryoma is cool, isn't he?
- He's cool. He's really cool. - What was it?
- He was in dramas, too. - Yes.
- What was his role again? - Um...
- He's playing the role of love-killer, isn't he? - Love-killer? Which one?
- What? - Sakamoto Ryoma's "someone likes me and someone likes me".
- Oh, yes! The love triangle! - Love triangle!
- Yes! - Seriously, who liked it?
- Huh? Who liked it? - I thought it was the warlords' era.
- You liked Ono No Imoko, didn't you? - Oh, Ono No Imoko and...
- You liked her, didn't you? - Himiko! Himiko!
- Himiko! Himiko! Himiko! - Himiko and Ono No Imoko!
- Yeah, right. - Who did you like?
- Himiko... Not Takeda Shingen, but... What was it? Sakamoto Ryoma liked her, and...
- Himiko... - Sakamoto Ryoma liked Ono No Imoko.
- Himiko liked Sakamoto Ryoma's voice? - You know about the warlords' era?
- The warlords' era is Tokugawa Ieyasu... - Oh, that's amazing! That's amazing!
- And... Ono No Imoko... - Ono No Imoko is irrelevant.
It's not related to me.
You like that.
Is it Takeda Shingen?
It's not.
It's Oda Nobunaga, Togai Ieyasu and Toyotomi Hideyoshi.
Oh, there it is.
But you just said Sengoku Bushou, right?
Oda Nobunaga and Toyotomi-san?
Who do you think of when you think of AKB?
Oda Nobunaga-san's face is a little long, isn't it?
It's a little vertically long. His forehead is wide, isn't it?
I think it's Chihori.
Is it okay for you to say that?
Will you get on my nerves later?
It's okay. I think you're dead.
Togai Ieyasu is very selfish and strong-willed.
Who is it? Who is it?
Also, she has a bad...how do you say it...well, it's not bad, but...
I don't know what you're talking about.
I heard that if you do it like this, that person will do it like that.
I heard it's a little bad.
Is there such a person in Team 4?
That's right.
If I had to say it, it's Fresh Lemon.
You can't say it!
She chose a member who doesn't exist.
Do you want to talk about Fresh Lemon?
Yes, of course. Let's do it.
Miori Ichikawa of Fresh Lemon type Team Four. Ichikawa's catchphrase is...
I want to be a fresh lemon!
This catchphrase calls for unexpected harmony!
To be honest, I've been thinking about it lately.
You've been thinking about it? I've been thinking about it, too!
Like, how long are we going to do this?
How old is she?
She's 17. This year she's 18.
It's pretty tough, probably.
Yeah.
There's a moment when I think it's a little tough.
We're doing this as a team, right?
If you know anything about it, please do it with us!
We say that and do it, right?
Recently, there are fewer people doing it.
That's right.
I think it's a time when many people are in trouble in Canada.
That's right. So...
"What are we going to do in the future?" we all say to each other.
We talk about it with the members.
"No, I'm still going to do it with Flesh Lemon!" we say.
Which one is true and which one is not?
This one, right?
It's subtly true.
Oh, is that so?
There's a really strange smell at Miori's house.
What is it? I want to know!
It's like...
As soon as you enter the front door, there are boots and shoes in the room on the left.
That's crazy.
It's a wonderful place.
As soon as you open it, you can smell it wonderfully.
Is it true?
My feet really stink.
I like the smell of my own feet.
I can't smell it myself, but I can make others smell it.
It really stinks!
You've smelled it before?
Yes.
My feet might actually stink, too.
Really?!
It's fine.
Besides, I really like the smell of my own feet.
What are you doing?!
I heard that Ume-chan thinks she did her best today because of the smell of her own feet.
Oh, she said it!
When it stinks, I feel like I did my best today, so I like my own feet.
It's funny.
Why?
If you're smart, you'll think you did your best.
Sweating a lot and saying "I did my best today in the park" and "I did my best dancing"
It's proof.
I smell my own T-shirt and smell my own feet, and I'm like "OK, I did my best today."
Do you see that a lot?
I do.
You can't use perfume for nothing.
Oh, on the contrary.
So I want you to stay in your own smell.
Like a natural person.
Yes, like my scalp's smell.
Shampoo smells good, but you have your own smell, don't you?
But if I don't wash it for two or three days...
No, I'm washing it right now.
I'm sure you're not washing it!
I'm washing it, but when I have a fever or something like that, it's been two or three days and my hair smells like mayonnaise.
It's gone!
It's really bad.
It's like...
It smells sour.
It's not sour, it's like mayonnaise.
Suzuran, please say something.
There's no way it doesn't go in.
That's right.
But I'm not good at washing my body.
Show me how you do it.
First you wash it from the feet.
You wash it from the feet?
I don't wash it from the back.
Why?
It tickles and I'm like...
I'm scared.
Try it again.
It tickles and I'm like...
It tickles and I wash it with my hands.
You don't wash it with your hands?
I don't.
Now that we've had a heated discussion,
we'd like to end our discussion with a manager stop.
The end!
We wanted to talk about it!
Because of the manager stop, the competition ends here.
We'll announce the winner!
The winner is...
Ume-san!
Ume's honest feelings have won!
You were able to sell yourself in only 7 minutes.
I sold myself.
I thought you'd feel something.
What's with that musician-like thing you said?
Sakippo! Sakippo!
A new and fierce "shittakaburi" is about to appear!
Let's not say "sakicha" or "sakippo".
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Curtain open!
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The first time in a while in a talk battle is even more heated up!
Saki-cho, Saki-cho, Saki-cho, Saki-cho!
The broadcast code is barely unpredictable!
The messy and intense talk is all over the place!
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