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The Mysterious Elephant Battle, Who is the Mysterious Elephant King!
The Mysterious Elephant Battle has started again this week! Today, a lot of Gargals who love mysterious elephants have gathered from San's Diner!
Yahoo!
Yahoo, yo!
Yo!
What are you saying?
Yo!
Yo-ho!
What does "yo" mean? Does it mean "mysterious elephant"?
As expected of you, Miyazawa-san!
Only "elephant" can do it!
Yahoo!
Only "elephant" can do it!
Yahoo!
I don't know what you're talking about, but you're Ishigi-san, aren't you?
Oh, I'm sorry for being late. I'm today's MC,I'm Mystery Lee Okada and I love Mysterious Elephants! Yahoo!
Mysterious Lee!
Aren't you Sakagami Jiro-san?
Ahahaha!
No, no, no!
Mysterious Lee!
Mystery Lee, Mystery Lee, Mystery Lee!
Huh?
Watanabe Yoichi-san?
You're a battlefield cameraman, aren't you?
Watanabe...
No! I'm not doing this now!
Um... I can't do it!
I can't do it! This is it! I can't do it!
Actually, this is... Smart's... Nakai-san?!
Gudaguda desu!
Gudaguda desu yo!
Now, this week's "Gudaguda no Naka" begins! Weekly AKB!
This week's challenger is...
Nazori-san's "Aishiteyama nai" riddle!
You might be thinking, "Why are you doing this late at night?"
But Nazori-san says...
There's a deep reason behind this show's airtime.
Who do you think is watching TV the most at this hour?
The housewife!
The housewife! That's right!
Before we make dinner, let's have the housewife take a look!
Do you want to take a look, housewife?
What?!
What about the students who came back from school?
Children! Children!
Children! That's right! Children!
Elementary school students?
That's right! Children!
Children came back from school and...
Children are watching you!
What do you think children love to do?
Ah, this flow of "nazo-nazo"...
That's right! I understand it well!
That's right! This show's highest viewer ratings!
A "nazo-nazo" competition to appeal to children!
If you shine like a "nazo-nazo" king with Rino...
You can get the gaze of a "nazo-nazo" king from a child!
That body is...
Today, we're selling it properly.
Oh, you haven't really heard of it?
We haven't!
The season is autumn, right?
Autumn of reading!
And so, the winner will receive...
A 5,000 yen book card!
I'm really happy for you to receive a book card.
Really, Nakai?
Yes, I'm happy.
Aren't you going to do it?
After this, the heated "The Mysterious Question Battle" starts!
Isn't it too fast?!
Wait! It's too fast!
On the same day of October, the tournament held at this venue is...
In order to gain popularity among children, "The Mysterious Question Battle" starts!
The rules are one-on-one battles.
All 16 people will be in charge of the tournament.
If you answer "mysterious" correctly, you will win.
How many masks are there?
Number 14!
Number 16!
Number 2!
Number 6!
The result of voting is...
As you can see, the combination is decided!
Who will shine in "Mysterious Question Battle"?
And this time, "Mysterious Question Battle" specialists will be chosen for the tournament.
What kind of people are they?
Now, please!
Results, all 5, corner 1 "nazo nazo" king, Kanaoka Tsubasa-kun and...
"nazo nazo" love is invincible, Murata Yoshihito- kun!
Tsubasa-kun, do you usually do "nazo nazo" at school?
Yes, I do it a lot.
You do it a lot?
By the way, Yoshihito-kun, which do you like better, "nazo nazo" or hamburgers?
Hamburgers.
Hamburgers, right?
Hamburgers you like to eat.
Because you like to eat, right?
As expected of "nazo nazo" generation, with the strongest specialist training, battle start!
The first match of the first round is...
Sato Amina vs. Akimoto Sayaka!
Akimoto-san, are you going to win?
I don't know about this, but I really want to win.
Yes. Sato-san, how about you?
Well... "nazo nazo" I think it's been about 2 years.
I have some blanks, but I'll do my best.
Akimoto-san, you have some blanks, right?
I have quite a few. I haven't done it since elementary school, so I think it's about 10 years, right?
Akimoto-san, you have more than 10 years of blanks.
And so, we have some information about you two here.
Sato-san is 21 years old.
Yes.
And Akimoto-san is 23 years old.
Yes.
And so, the first match is...
senior vs junior.
And so...
This is terrible!
Today's participants are the two seniors.
Who will win?
Let's go!
"nazo nazo" battle!
Kids in front of the TV, let's think about it together!
This question is extremely difficult for beginners.
Beginners?
Isn't it dangerous?
Even if it's a chair, what is a chair that melts when it's hot?
Ice cream!
It's fast!
It's fast! It's fast, Nagino-san!
It's fast!
After "ping-pong", "mishit" came out!
The set is called "mishit"!
Now, it's one question, one answer!
Let's start!
"Nado, Nado, Battle"!
This question is a middle-level difficulty level question.
Sweet or spicy or not, what is a sour novel?
Now, members, you know it!
Members, you know it!
If you can't hear it, please say it!
Akiho-san!
"Suiri Shousetsu"!
Correct!
Why?!
Why is that?
Because it has "osu" in it, right?
That's right!
Sato-san!
You're in trouble!
This is bad, what should I do?
If you can't answer the next one, you'll lose!
Amina is in a desperate pinch!
On the other hand, Akiho-san, are you good at "Nado, Nado", too?
Two questions in a row and you're correct!
Let's hear what the little professor has to say!
Akiho-san, you're pretty good!
Yes!
But, well, it's a common sense question...
That's right!
Can Amina catch up?!
Now, let's go!
Will it be decided here?!
"Nado, Nado, Battle"!
This question is a difficult advanced level question.
"A country only for babies", which country is it?
"A country only for babies"?
Now, let's say "babies" in a different way.
What do you drink first?
- Now, from there... - What do you drink?
- That's... - What is it?
- Yes! - Ah!
- What is it? - New Zealand!
Correct!
Amina is correct! She caught up with the first question!
Now, it's 2-1!
Mizuna, Akimoto, Yui are still in 4th place!
Will it be decided?!
Now, let's go! "Nado, Nado, Battle"!
"Nado, Nado, Battle"!
This question is a difficult advanced level question.
It's easy! It's easy!
Even if it's a tree, what kind of tree do you light up when it gets dark?
- Akimoto! - Electricity!
Correct!
In the first match, Akimoto won.
Now there are some words of gratification for the victor, Nazori.
Akimoto...
Please win more various times, Akimoto!
Alright, let's see the next match!
The second match is Illya Kizaki versus Sumire Sato.
Said Kizaki...
The strongest fighter is Yuria Kizaki!
The strongest Barker champion born in Nagoya!
She's determined to defeat Kizaki.
I want a title "champion" for now.
Oh!
She wants to change Barker's fate.
Will it be...
Here I go!
Sato-san versus Kizaki-san!
"Mysterious Mystery Battle"!
Everyone in front of the TV, let's think about it together!
This is a very basic question.
[Question 1]
Bread is bread, but bread you can't eat is...
- Kizaki-san! - Huh?
A frying pan?
- Correct! - Yay!
Kizaki gets her first question right!
The second question continues!
In the morning, which flower howls like a monster?
- Yes, Sato-san! - Morning glory?
- Wow! - Sato Sumire gets it right!
The score is one to one!
But for the third question...
What kind of flower is spinning around the sun?
This question...
Again, Kizaki gets it right!
Correct!
Wow, Kizaki, two to one, what a lead!
Two to one!
If Kizaki-san answers it next,
she wins the first round and advances to the second round!
Let's continue!
"Mysterious Mystery Battle"!
Will Kizaki's miraculous victory come again?!
First class question.
Even if it's a question, what is the question that everyone takes home from school?
What is it? I don't know!
Homework?
Correct!
And with that, Kizaki won the second match again!
One word from me, one word from me.
Yuria-san!
You will advance to the next match as well!
Because you are Yuria!
What is with the atmosphere of when I was young?!
This time it's Tomiya-sama!
The third match of "Mysterious Mystery Battle" is a team competition!
Miyazawa-san vs. Umeda-san?!
Which of the two will win?!
We've been watching you two from this seat for a while now...
But you didn't win at all!
I didn't know a single word!
Let's ask this elementary school student.
Who do you think will win, Tsubasa-kun or Umeda- san?
Miyazawa-san!
Is there a reason for Miyazawa-san's victory?
I feel like my head is about to explode!
Miyazawa's head is about to explode!
Let's go!
Mysterious Mystery Battle!
Everyone in front of the TV, let's think about it together!
This is an elementary school question.
What subject does Tai go to for lessons?
It's "Tai".
Alright, Miyada-san!
"Tai-iku"!
Correct!
I don't know what that means, but what does it mean?
"Tai-iku"! "Tai-iku"! "Tai-iku"!
That's right, it's "Tai-iku".
As Tsubasa-kun predicted, Miyada-san gets one point and leads.
But it's common sense, right?
Alright, shall we go?
"Nanzu Nanzu wo Battou"!
Correct!
It's an advanced question.
Eh, why is it advanced?
What is it that can be lit and can also be written?
As expected of an advanced question, it's a very difficult question, but...
Can you write "ji" too?
What is it that can be lit and can also be written?
Miyada-san!
Here it is! I'm confident!
Go ahead!
"Light"!
As a reason?
"Lighter" to light a fire.
And "Lighter".
Is there anyone who didn't get it?
Wow! Everyone got it!
Everyone?
You can do it!
It looks like I can do it!
Miyazawa came here and became a student!
Will Ume-chan get caught?
Well, let's go!
"Mystery, mystery battle"!
First class question.
The eye that sticks to the tip of the finger is...
Miyazawa-san!
"Claw"!
Good answer!
Miyazawa-san!
Miyazawa-san won against Ume-chan!
Next up is the fourth match.
Yamauchi Suzuran vs Iriyama Anna.
Team 4 match!
"I want to know"!
"Catch me"!
What did the person who missed the train give you?
Do you know?
Let's watch their battle!
Yamauchi-san!
"Gift"!
Is it different?!
Why?!
The person who missed the train gave you...
"Gift"!
What does "gift" mean?
Yamauchi lost!
Will Kaito be able to move to Iriyama and get a chance?
The person who was late in getting in the car...
Say it slowly.
The person who was late in getting in the car...
Say it slowly.
Iriyama-san, before that...
It's like Samba Carnival.
What's wrong? Is it your first time doing Carnival by yourself?
Iriyama-san, is that how you shout?
Then, please give us the answer!
Seaweed?
Correct!
Iriyama, while making a weird firework sound, got it perfectly right!
Iriyama-san, next time you get it right...
Make sure you start with "yeah"!
Now, it's 2-1!
Iriyama is in the lead with 2-1.
Question four.
Will the match be decided?
Here is the next question.
The grandchild is playing soccer with the grandpa.
Now, what kind of soccer?
Everyone, do you know?
Now, please give us the answer!
Now, what kind of soccer?
What kind of soccer?
Soccer is soccer.
Correct!
Please say "no", "no", "no"!
"No"!
That's a little different!
She said "no"!
Now, please say it again!
Go ahead!
Soccer!
Correct!
Please say "no", "no", "no"!
"No"!
Iriyama is in the lead!
Question five.
Is it a picture or is it Suzuki and Shihori?
A hat!
As advertised, Suzuki wins two questions in a row against Bako.
But Kikuchi is about to take revenge!
Okatsu!
Oh! Kikuchi! No way, Kikuchi!
Koinobori!
I won! I won!
Surprisingly, Suzuki wins two questions in a row!
The score is 2-2.
In the next question, everything will be decided!
Who will win?
Now, which one will win?
It will be decided in the next question!
"Mysterious Baton"!
This is a beginner's question.
An ant says "thank you" to ten bees. What does it say?
The one who got the right answer is Suzuki!
You two were fast, but the one who pressed it is Suzuki!
Face the camera and answer!
Thank you!
What a shame!
In the end, Suzuki pressed the buzzer!
The winner is Suzuki Shihori!
Matsui Sakiko versus Yagami team's sixth match!
This battle is surprisingly high-level!
Even though you two have been sitting over there for a long time, you've got a lot of answers, haven't you?
Yes, we have.
Yes, in fact, these two!
The other members' battle styles!
Did you know all of them?
Matsui-san!
Yagami-san, too!
You two were proud of your correct answer rate in the audience!
I think this will be a good match!
Now, let's see which of you will go first!
"Mysterious Baton"!
Look at their high-level battle!
Very Beginner Problems
A bird that is said to have two stories even if it's just one story.
Now, Matsui-san!
"chicken"!
That's easy!
That's fast!
It's fast! I knew it, but you pressed it so fast!
It's the same as playing the piano!
It's the same!
Look at it like a keyboard!
Now, it was a simple question!
Now, let's go!
"Mysterious Baton"!
Very Beginner Problems
Advanced questions
What is it that gets harder as you get hornier?
"pencil"!
Wow, there's some trivia, right? It's a pencil. I was surprised, I was surprised.
If you make a mistake, it's a mistake. Let's move on to the next one.
Mr. Matsui, Mr. Matsui, did you think that if you made a mistake, you made a mistake and it would be dangerous?
Let's go next
No, it's dangerous, because it's 5:30 in the evening and Ijiri and I are having this problem.
Yes, sorry.
That's because there are no dead people here, little ones.
A pencil, right?
Yes, a pencil.
You know, the sex is getting harder and harder.
"Okay, let's go, one on one, Mystery Baton"!
Advanced questions
Oh, advanced?
Snack is three letters, what time is it?
Mr. Matsui!
Two o'clock!
correct answer!
You guys don't understand, do you?
Say it, tell it!
Snack is three letters, now is two letters.
Two letters!
It's early.
Hurry!
Three o'clock!
early!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Akami-san, don't be silly.
Uh, why?
What, what's the problem?
amazing!
No, I don't want to lose!
Now then, Yagami-san, if you keep losing like this, you'll really become the original idiot you are. Just stay that way.
Now, you've reached, Matsui-san!
Oh, yes!
No, no!
Two on one, let's say, can we settle this quickly?
"Mysterious Baton"!
This is an intermediate question.
What kind of fruit is left behind only in cans?
At the same time, I thought Matsui-san was faster, but Yagami-san was faster!
The answer is...
Oranges!
Correct! Good match!
Oranges, you were so fast!
These two are fast!
I'm happy!
It's a good match!
Now, it's a tie! A tie!
Now, we'll decide with the next question!
Let's go! "Mystery, mystery, battle"!
Who will win?!
First question.
On a summer night, a big flower blooms in the sky and...
Matsui-san pressed it in the middle of the question! What is it?!
Fireworks?
Correct!
Good match!
Matsui-san won the super high level battle!
Weekly AKB news
"Okidoki" is the 7th single from "Eskerry Forty-Eight".
Released on November 9th.
This is a cheering song about the importance of friendship. looking forward to!
And the winner of the second rock-paper-scissors tournament, Shinoda will be in the first team!
"AKB48" 24th single, title decided!
The name is "Mariko from above"! Look forward to it!
Next week's "AKB" is "Mysterious Zobattle" second half!
"slide"!
"Red bean meat competition" "Botto"!
And...
A large group of members participate in the "Descent Punishment Game"!
Who on earth shines above and below the "mysterious Zoking"?
Next week, look forward to it!