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Weekly A.K.A.B. Ad-lib Queen Deciding Match!
Ad-lib Queen Deciding Match is...
In a press conference without knowing the content...
The questions from the reporters will all be answered live!
The ones you challenged before, Kuromo-san and Yokoyama-san...
And Hata-san and Matsui-san...
You know what kind of scary venue it is, right?
Yes, we know.
No, last time Hata-san's new character was born...
Hata-chan's...what was it again? Like the nickname she used to be called a lot in the past...
Fuji-e, sitting in front of the window...
And we have prepared this reporter for you!
There are a lot of people coming...
Really?!
Huh? Huh? Huh?
There's something handsome looking over there...
Ah, there's handsome looking people over there...
Handsome...
But they're trying to ask serious questions properly...
Huh? Huh? Huh?
Yes, yes...
Why is that?
Her face is so chubby.
Her face is so chubby. I see.
This time as well, there are questions for the members.
Could you tell me the title of the new song?
Ah, I see. The title of the new song.
Thank you in advance.
What kind of ad-lib will come out?
The first challenger of "Journalists Who Don't Know What's Going On" is...
Well then, I would like to call out the star of the day.
Sashihara-san, Nonaka-san, Umeda-san, Clums-san.
Thank you in advance.
Well then, I will announce today's press conference.
Here it is.
I would like to start the new unit formation press conference.
Thank you in advance.
Then, from the person who has a question, thank you in advance.
The person in the middle of the line in the white shirt on the far left.
Yes, my name is Shukan Domulin.
I would like to announce the unit name.
I see. Unit name.
Leader.
Ah, leader.
Leader.
Ah, yes, I am the leader.
Then, please answer.
My name is Aozora Sisters, second generation. Thank you in advance.
Aozora, second generation.
Yes, we are sisters.
Sisters.
Yes.
Who was doing the first generation in the first place?
Ah, well, Ariyoshi-san and Tsuchida-san and other professional entertainers worked in the first generation.
However, from the second generation, it was a change of direction for idols.
So, Aozora Sisters is under pressure.
I see.
Are there any other questions?
Then, the man in the suit on the far right.
Ah, yes.
I am Tsubukura of Shimoneta Gendai.
Shimoneta Gendai.
I am Tsubukura of Shimoneta Gendai.
Tsubukura-san of Shimoneta Gendai.
Yes, thank you in advance.
Could you tell me the song title of your new song?
Ah, I see. The song title of "Unit Kunde".
Yes, please tell me the song title.
Now, Nonaka-san, please.
Yes, the song we'll be debuting with is...
"Ten Made Todoke".
Ah, I see. "Ten Made Todoke".
It's fine if it's just one phrase, it's fine if it's just in the chorus.
Can we sing it as four of us?
Since we're here...
Can we continue from the beginning of the song?
Ah, understood. From which part of the song do we start?
Ah, let's start from Ms. Umeda-san.
Ms. Umeda-san, Nonaka-san, and Mochi-san. Is that fine?
Yes, it's decided.
Then, please.
I'm sorry.
Now, let's hear you sing.
The second song is "Aozora Sisters" and it's "Ten Made Todoke".
Ten Made Todoke
Yume Mitai na Forever Love
Forever
Shita Bakari Nuite Naide
OK, last but not least, Hamming.
I think I didn't explain enough, but I'm a guide vocalist.
Guide vocalist?
I've always been in charge of the harmonies.
I see, you're not particularly good at singing.
I'm in charge of the harmonies.
You're in charge of singing.
Yes, I sing from beginning to end.
You sing, but you're in charge of the harmonies.
Yes, I'm in charge of the harmonies.
I'm sorry for not explaining enough.
I understand.
Was it OK?
No, it was a very good song.
Thank you very much.
Are there any other questions?
Let's start with the first row, from the left, with the second person.
Hello, my name is Yatabe, and I'm in charge of writing.
Could you please introduce yourselves?
Could you please say your magazine name one more time?
I'm Yatabe, and I'm in charge of writing.
Oh, I see.
For a moment...
Oh, that's why I was asked that question.
I'm sorry about that.
Could you please introduce yourselves?
Oh, my name?
Yes, I'm your leader, Sashihara Rina!
Thank you very much.
That's a very clear introduction.
OK.
One, two, three, four...
I don't care if it's the fourth row, but I want you to look at me first!
I'm Fusato Nanaka, and I'm in charge of the drums and blue sky footage.
Thank you for having me.
Blue sky footage?
Yes, blue sky.
We shoot the blue sky as we go, and we play it in the background, and we sing in front of it.
Oh, you record it yourself?
That's right.
You record it yourself?
Yes, blue sky footage.
I see.
Thank you.
Yes, I'm Ayaka Umeda, who is selfish like the sky, and I'm in charge of number one.
Oh...
You're selfish like the sky, aren't you?
The clouds are getting lighter and lighter, and it's raining on Wednesdays and Thursdays, right?
I see.
You can't read it, can you?
Not really.
Yes.
Hello, everyone!
Hello!
I'm Asuka Kuramoto, and I'm five years old.
What is "tatsunoo toshigo"?
Ask Kuramoto-san.
What is "tatsunoo toshigo"?
It's called "tatsunoo toshigo", so...
"tatsupyon"?
Yes, "tatsupyon".
I hope you'll call me that.
I heard you have a strange nickname.
Yes, I do.
Can you tell us about it?
A nickname?
I'm embarrassed.
Kuramoto-san said "tatsunoo toshigo", right?
Yes, "tatsunoo toshigo".
Can I say it?
"teabag girl".
"teabag girl", yes.
"teabag girl".
Do you always wear it?
No, it's not like that.
It's just my image.
I see.
Is it your image of a "teabag"?
You look like a blue-skinned racist.
No, it's just my image.
I see.
It's your image of a "teabag".
Yes.
Next.
Yes, I like "zuwaigani".
"zuwaigani".
"zuwaigani" is a nickname, right?
Yes.
I'm still selfish, so I'm called "hariken-chan".
"hariken-chan".
I'm called "hariken-chan".
I see.
By the way, which nickname did you like best?
"teabag girl".
Thank you.
Any other questions?
Let's start with the woman in the middle.
Yes, Aichima-sento.
I'm Kubota of "weekly television".
You're from "weekly television", right?
Yes.
She's serious about it.
According to this information, it's possible for you to upload it to a magazine.
Yes.
I'd like you to take a cover photo with a lemon.
That's amazing!
It's a television!
That's great!
I'm happy!
Oh, you're coming out of here.
Thank you!
But you're the first one to come out of there.
Right?
I'm happy!
Can you turn around a little bit?
That's amazing!
Let's start with Aichima-sento.
Yes, let's start.
Please pose for us.
Oh, that's "aurora sister".
What do those thumbs and fingers mean?
Well...
The sky and...
the ground, right?
The ground.
The two of us.
We're connected.
Yes.
I hope we can be together someday.
I see.
One last thing.
Yes.
Can I say something?
Yes, go ahead.
Can you tell us what you want to do in the future?
Yes.
In the future...
Right now...
there's something called "tokoroten girls".
I want to aim for that and audition for it!
Yes.
"tokoroten girls"...
It's a commercial...
Oh, you want to do a collaboration with a commercial for "tokoroten".
Yes.
I'm in my fourth year now.
Oh, really?
I'm aiming for my fifth year now and working hard.
I see.
Yes.
Not only a commercial...
but I also want to try dancing and acting.
I also want to try musicals.
What kind of musicals?
As I thought, Tokoro Ten musicals.
Tokoro Ten musicals. I see.
You don't know. You don't know.
I'm sorry.
You don't know.
I'm not good at studying.
I'm sorry.
As I thought, I also want to aim for Tokoro Ten Girls and follow the leader.
I see.
As I thought, you all are Tokoro Ten Girls, right?
Yes.
Lastly, please.
Yes, that's right. I want to aim for my solo debut and do my best.
With lemon in hand, press conference.
The second generation, Aozora Sisters.
It was quite a press conference, wasn't it? How was it, Sashihara-san?
I'm really tired.
Well, you're called "teabag girls", right?
Yes, that's my image.
Even though you're a refreshing girls' unit called "Aozora Sisters", you're called "teabag girls" again.
Don't say it anymore!
The next press conference without knowing the content is...
I would like to call for today's leaders.
Miyazawa-san, Fujie-san, Oya-san, Kaneko-san!
And now, I will announce today's press conference.
A report from space, press conference.
And now, please take care of me.
Please take care of me.
And now, from the people with questions, please take care of me.
And now, please take care of me.
My name is Kazama Nikkan Diva.
Today...
Everyone, please tell me what your missions were.
Well, I...
From meteorites...
I did a mission to protect the earth.
That's right.
I measured the size of the meteorites and such...
How do you say it?
Measuring the size.
Yes, I'm an observer.
An observer?
Yes.
Measuring the size?
Yes.
Well, I...
I'm pretty heavy.
But...
I made the three of them eat.
Yes, I'm heavy and I'm also pretty heavy.
So I made the potato chips inflate.
Oh, what happened?
The potato chips got entangled.
You ate it all the way back?
You're still eating it now?
I was eating it.
When I'm nervous, I eat it.
When you're nervous, you eat potato chips?
I eat potato chips.
I see.
Is that okay?
Yes.
Are there any other questions?
The woman in the middle of the row in the back.
Yes.
Um...
This week on "North Leaves"...
My name is Abe. Nice to meet you.
Um... Please tell me what was the most painful thing during your mission in space.
I see. Then, starting from Haji.
The most painful thing was...
Sometimes I had to breathe in the air of space.
At that time, I had to take off my helmet once.
That... That period was the most painful for me.
Well... Probably...
Humans... Um...
If you take off your helmet in space...
I think you will die.
We went to space because we thought it was okay.
Were you trained like that?
Of course!
By the way, what kind of training did you do?
After all... It's like holding your breath in water...
That's the texture, isn't it?
That's where it starts, isn't it?
For what do you take it off?
Huh?
For what do you take it off?
The professor told me to smell the smell of space.
I see.
You all received special training.
It's impossible for ordinary people.
What kind of smell is it in space?
Huh? Why do you ask me that?
Why?
It's like whitebait.
Just a little bit.
Doesn't it smell sweet?
It's refreshing.
It's like floral whitebait.
It's hard for me to describe it on earth.
Sorry for the weird question.
I'm in charge of food.
There are people living in space too.
They're called aliens.
They know we have food, so they come after us.
It's hard for me to protect them.
One of them died.
You mean you hit it?
I got hit.
You got hit?
Did you get hit?
I got hit.
By an alien?
Yes, it hurt a lot.
But I'm somehow alive.
What do aliens like to eat?
I don't know. They eat anything.
Basically...
I like taxi.
You took a taxi to space?
Yes, everyone loves it.
Everyone loves it.
Miyata-san, do you like taxi?
To be honest, I could eat it in space.
I didn't like it on earth.
If you don't eat it, aliens will come and eat you.
I see.
Do you understand?
Yes, I do.
Any other questions?
The one in the front.
I'm Shimoneta Walker.
Excuse me?
Yes?
I'm Shimoneta Walker.
You look a little chubby. Is that okay?
Not really.
You don't look like you're in pain.
I'm fine.
I heard you made a big discovery.
Can you tell me about it?
Well, there was a Chupacabra.
It sometimes appears on Earth.
Sometimes it appears on Earth.
I wondered where it was.
It was in space.
I see.
Yes, it was there.
I see.
Did you talk about it?
Yes, I could.
I've always remembered Chupacabra's words.
Yes.
Please talk about it.
For one day.
I love Chupacabra.
Can you talk about it?
Yes.
You love Chupacabra?
Yes, I'm good at it.
Can you talk about it again?
What should I say?
Think of it as Chupacabra and talk about it.
Think of it as Chupacabra and introduce yourself.
Chupatestepeistenmoption.
Did I say it right?
Chupacabra sounds weird, doesn't it?
It doesn't have much connection.
I'm sorry.
It's a word from another world.
Yes.
Thank you.
You can't talk about money, can you?
I haven't studied enough yet.
You can talk about it halfway through.
Okay.
By the way, what did you say just now, Kaneko-san?
You are a star.
"You are a star." That's what you said in Chippa Cabra's words just now, right?
Yes, you're right.
Ah, you're right. Even though you're still studying, you're amazing.
You're amazing.
You're studying hard.
Thank you for your hard work.
A report from space from a mysterious Chippa Cabra, press conference.
Thank you for your hard work.
A press conference about a report from space, press conference.
Yes.
How was it, Mebura-san?
I'm sweating a lot in my arms and arms.
Fujie-san, Chippa Cabra...
Chippa Cabra...
Chibari...
Chippa Cabra...
You can't say Chippa Cabra.
But you can talk, and Kaneko-san can talk, right?
Yes.
Lastly, you two will talk...
You'll do the press conference report in Chippa Cabra's language...
In Chippa Cabra's language?
Yes.
Okay, Fujie-san will go first.
Yes.
Chippa Cabra's language isn't Chippa Cabra's language.
What did you say?
Well, well, well...
You could communicate with Chippa Cabra, right?
Did you communicate with her?
Yes, we did.
Kaneko-san, is it okay for you to do it, too?
Yes.
Yes, please.
Chippa Cabra's language isn't Chippa Cabra's language.
You asked her a question, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
You all were driven there by yourselves, right?
I think it was quite wonderful.
Thank you very much.
Without knowing the content of today's press conference, what will be next?
Now, I would like to call out today's main characters.
Yokoyama-san, Matsui-san, Hata-san!
Here they are! Here they are!
Ian!
Thank you for coming!
Ian!
Thank you for coming! Thank you for coming!
Now, I would like to announce today's press conference.
Today's press conference is...
Criminal Arrest Press Conference!
Thank you for coming!
Let's start with the people with questions.
By the way, what kind of criminal did you catch?
It was a bank robber.
Yes, it was a bank robber, the three of us.
Did you happen to be at the bank?
Yes.
It's your first encounter with a criminal like that, isn't it?
Yes, of course.
Didn't you find it scary?
It was scary.
What kind of criminal did you catch?
Well, it was a man who turned Ms Shishido into a woman.
I don't know what you're talking about, but in the end it was a man who turned Ms Shishido into a woman.
Did you have long hair?
Yes, a little.
But I wasn't able to see much because I was scared.
That's right.
When you caught the criminal, how did you catch him?
Well...
Could you reenact it for me?
Yes, of course.
Well...
Could you help me?
Well, here it is.
Let's say this is the criminal.
My hands are shaking, so I'll do it another way.
Mr Nomura, you're saying you can't do it, right?
No, I can't.
Then, our Yatabe...
You don't mind if I do it like this, do you?
Yes.
I'm sorry.
Mr Nomura is really depressed now.
So, Yatabe...
How did you catch the criminal?
Well, like this...
Did you hit him?
I hit him from the left.
Like this, right?
Yes.
You hit him slowly, right?
Yes.
I'll shake it.
Ouch!
That's good.
You hit his thumb and nail.
You hit here.
It's very plain, but it hurts a lot.
But you still managed to hold him down.
Did you do it by yourself?
You got up and did it like this.
I did it like this.
I thought you would fall down, but you got up and did it like this.
Like this, right?
Can I say it?
Please say it.
Ouch!
You got up and did it like this.
You hit his hand and head.
But he ran away.
He ran away.
I said, "Mom was born and cried."
Really?
Did you do it by yourself?
I see.
You said it in words at the end.
I did it mentally.
I see.
When you were caught, I heard you had a gentle face.
After this, members will show their gentle faces.
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When you three were caught by the police, I heard you had a very gentle face.
No, we didn't.
Could you show us what kind of face you had?
Should we try all of them in order?
Yes, let's do it.
Oh, okay.
Here we go.
Gentle face!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Ouch!
She's crying because her mother came to pick her up.
I'll kiss you.
So, you were arrested.
You were arrested.
I see.
So, you were arrested.
Could you tell us about your future plans?
My future plans?
Yes.
My future plans...
Could you tell us about them?
This time, you were arrested.
Could you tell us what kind of person you want to arrest in the future?
Mr. Soushi, there's something I've been unhappy about for a while now.
There are a lot of people who park their cars in front of their houses, right?
Because of that, there are a lot of traffic jams.
I'm thinking of taking all of those cars and sending them to the police.
(laughs)
How do you feel about the arrest of the criminal?
The last part was a little confusing, wasn't it?
Yes, it was.
The future...
The future goal...
(laughs)
It's true that you're not a detective or anything like that.
I don't know what my goal is.
But if you're asked that question, you have to answer it.
That's right.
But Ms. Hata is very realistic.
(laughs)
What about you, Ms. Hata?
Is there a part of you that you've linked with your private life?
That's right.
(laughs)
When I said it out loud, she said, "I'm serious."
(laughs)
Well, there are times when people who are watching are busy with it.
That's not good, is it?
You haven't taken it and sent it yet, have you?
I haven't.
You know, you can't stop it from a vehicle height of three meters or so.
That's right.
(laughs)
Let's all protect it.
Ms. Hata is in trouble.